Driving away a nasty ghost, the eldest lady continued to enjoy the dog meat, and the faint aroma of meat wafted in, which made people appetizing.

The eldest lady quickly finished eating the dog meat, then took out a pack of tissues from her jacket pocket, took out a tissue, wiped her oil-stained mouth, and glanced up at Yi Xiaochuan.

"What's wrong?"

Su Meng didn't bother to guess what Yi Xiaochuan was thinking, so he asked directly, "Didn't I wipe my mouth clean?" ”

"No, it's not, I ......"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and settle the bill, let's go back to Lu's house, it's almost dark this day, do you want to sleep on the streets?" Su Meng interrupted.

And then......

Su Meng looked at Fan Xu, who was busy in the store, and shouted loudly: "Boss, check out!" ”

"Guest, please wait a moment, I'll come here."

Fan Hao replied, then packed up the dog meat, and after about a minute or two, he hurriedly walked to the eldest lady's table, and a decent smile appeared on his honest face: "A total of 30 copper plates." ”

"Here you go." Yi Xiaochuan untied the money bag around his waist, poured it all on the table, then counted out 30 copper plates, and then put the rest into a pile and put it back into the money bag.

Fan Hao happily accepted the money, and then complimented the eldest lady and Yi Xiaochuan for a few words, and then went back to continue to pack up the dog meat.

The two of them left Fan Xu's dog meat shop and walked towards Lu's house.

On the way.

Su Meng had the intention to tease Yi Xiaochuan for a few words, and then said with a smile: "What happened to you just now?" It's a shame to be scared by a scoundrel! ”

"I'm worried that he'll find out who I want to be!" Yi Xiaochuan had the heart to refute, and said stiffly: "Sister Su, have I told you, when I first came to the Qin Dynasty, I suddenly appeared on a law field. ”

The eldest lady shook her head.

Did you say anything about it? No.

Yi Xiaochuan continued: "I thought I was filming, but when they tied me up, pressed me to the guillotine, and cut off the head of a person next to me, and blood splashed on my face, I knew that it was wrong, but it was too late by then, and the executioner, holding a ghost-headed knife, was about to cut off my head, do you know?" ”

"I was scared stupid, but luckily I set a phone alarm to go off, and they hadn't heard any modern songs, and they thought it was some kind of monster, so they stopped, and I was glad I was saved, and the damn inquisitor forced the executioner to cut off my head, but it's too late, it's fast, and guess what's going on?"

Without waiting for the eldest lady to answer, Yi Xiaochuan said: "At that critical moment, I felt that my life was in danger, an arrow shot over, just knocked out the executioner's ghost-headed broadsword, and then more than a dozen people came to rob the law field, and the leader was Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, I was saved like that." ”

"Later, in order to avoid the pursuit of the officers and soldiers, I helped Xiang Yu and them escape, and as a result, they were on the wanted warrant, I heard the man's resolute tone, and thought he recognized the identity of my wanted criminal, but I didn't expect that guy to be a scoundrel......"

"Oh." Su Meng asked curiously, "Then do you know who that scoundrel is?" ”

"I just came to Pei County, how can I know him?" Yi Xiaochuan shook his head, then glanced at the eldest lady, and said to himself: "Sister Su, do you know who he is?" It's impossible, you're just here in Pei County, like me, so it's impossible to know him. ”

Su Meng smiled and said, "Of course I know him, don't you believe it?" ”

"Won't it?" Yi Xiaochuan was a little surprised, and then asked curiously, "Who is he?" ”

Su Meng said: "Do you know Liu Bang? ”

Yi Xiaochuan nodded and said, "Liu Bang, who doesn't know, Han Gaozu, uh......"

Speaking of this, he paused, looked up at the eldest lady, was silent for a long time, and asked in an uncertain tone: "He can't be Liu Bang, right?" ”

Su Meng said: "Congratulations, you are right, he is Liu Bang!" ”

"Hehe......" Yi Xiaochuan smiled, with a confused expression, and after a while, he finally recovered and said, "Are you kidding me?" How could Liu Bang be a ...... without a ?"

Su Meng interrupted: "Before Liu Bang became the emperor, he was originally a scoundrel, and after becoming the emperor, he still seems to be a scoundrel, but because he became a victor, later generations have beautified him in history, revised history or something, hasn't every victor done this?" ”

Yi Xiaochuan said: "Sister Su, what you said is so reasonable, I have no words to object. ”

Su Meng said: "Since you can't object, then what are you talking about, hurry up and go to the Lu family, otherwise it will be dark later." ”

The two walked forward quickly, and soon arrived at the Lu family.

It's just that......

At the gate of the Lu family, a large group of people in fancy clothes stood there, complimenting each other, it seemed that they should have come to visit Lu Gong, after all, this old man was still quite famous.

At this time, the door of the Lu family opened, and an old man came out, but he was the housekeeper of the Lu family.

Among the people who came to visit Lu Gong, one of the leaders stood up and said: "Old man, we are all celebrities in Pei County, Lu Gong is famous, I have already heard of it, and I admire it very much. ”

"Alas!" The old housekeeper sighed and said, "My master is tired and unwell, and he won't see guests today, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, please go back!" ”

A group of visitors said "sorry, sorry", and then turned and left.

The eldest lady and Yi Xiaochuan also heard what the old housekeeper said, the eldest lady didn't believe what he said, but Yi Xiaochuan, a somewhat simple idiot, believed it, hurriedly walked to the old housekeeper, and asked, "Old man, is Lu Gong sick?" ”

The old butler nodded and said, "Yes, yes." ”

Yi Xiaochuan listened, ignored the old housekeeper's obstruction, and immediately ran in.

The eldest lady smiled, and then walked in as well, but this time she was stopped by the old butler and did not let her in.

"Old man, I and the one who broke in just now are guests of the Lu family, and we escorted Lu Gong all the way back before." Su Meng said.

When the old housekeeper heard this, an expression of sudden realization appeared on the old man's face, and he said, "Oh, the master has ordered, let the old man entertain the two guests, it turns out to be you!" I wonder what the girl commanded? ”

Su Meng said: "It's nothing, old man, you go and get busy first, I'll walk casually." ”

The old butler nodded and said, "Girl, please." ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, and went to the side to direct a group of servants to get busy, Lu Gong's family had just moved over, and there were a lot of things that needed to be done.

The eldest lady went to find Yi Xiaochuan, and saw him peeping in the crack of the door from a distance, it is really a bad habit, and it must be corrected!

Quietly walked over, the eldest lady suddenly reached out and patted Yi Xiaochuan's shoulder, so frightened that she almost screamed, but fortunately she reached out in time to cover her mouth, otherwise she would have been discovered by Lu Gong and them in the house.

Yi Xiaochuan turned around and winked at the eldest lady, not knowing what to express.

In the end, seeing that the eldest lady didn't react, he pulled the eldest lady into the yard, and then he said: "Sister Su, what are you scaring me for, I almost screamed, and I was heard by Lu Gong, how embarrassed I am!" ”

Su Meng clasped his hands to his chest and said disapprerovingly: "Are you embarrassed or not, what does it have to do with me?" ”

Yi Xiaochuan said: "Yes, yes, it has nothing to do with you, but I was caught eavesdropping, aren't you also ashamed?" ”

Su Meng thought for a moment and said, "You're right, you can't eavesdrop in the future!" ”

"Good, good!" Yi Xiaochuan nodded again and again, said three "good" words in a row, and promised: "I won't eavesdrop in the future, but, Sister Su, aren't you curious about what I heard?" ”

Actually, Yi Xiaochuan didn't hear anything about the children's shoes, he just said it to fool the eldest lady, and this kid also learned badly.

Of course Su Meng knew what Lu Gong was talking about, wasn't there a financial crisis? But now she didn't know, so she pretended to be "I'm curious" and asked, "What did you overhear?" ”

Yi Xiaochuan showed a smug expression on his face and said, "Lu Gong, he is not sick, he is pretending, I heard him discussing with his eldest daughter Lu Pheasant about my life......

"Stop, stop!" Su Meng made a pause gesture, glanced at Yi Xiaochuan curiously, and said, "Yi Xiaochuan children's shoes, you are really narcissistic, is it really about your life?" ”

Yi Xiaochuan said stiffly: "Of course it is, otherwise what else would it be?" ”

Su Meng waved his hand and said with a smile: "You just say yes, what does it have to do with me, okay, don't stand here stupidly, go back and rest!" ”

After saying that, the eldest lady left, too lazy to worry about this narcissist, if she talked too much, she would be infected by him and become a narcissist.

Looking at the back of the eldest lady, Yi Xiaochuan spread his hands and said helplessly: "Brother is both handsome and chic, a female man like you doesn't understand my brother's excellent ......"

It's a pity, if these words are heard by the eldest lady, she will definitely carry out "love education" for Yi Xiaochuan's children's shoes, so that he can understand what to say and what not to say.

(End of chapter)