What kind of demons and monsters will appear in the cloudy sky?!

Yuwen Xiuce looked up at the sky, his expression uncertain. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Long...... Finally discovering a trace of change in the clouds and mist in the sky, Yuwen Xiuce shouted at Bing Miao beside him-

"It's raining and you're getting your clothes!"

[Author: Why do you feel like I'm going to be beaten to death by an angry readership...... Even if I take the medicine, there is no guarantee that I will be able to come back to life with full health! 】

Get down to business!

In fact, nothing happened in the hazy sky......

"Can you pick up the stones?" Yuwen Xiuce asked.

Bing Miao tried, but there was no response at all.

"Just in case, you stay downstairs first, I really can't handle it." Yuwen Xiuce said hello and began to concentrate on preparing for the next changes.

"Who interrupted the sacrifice of the poor road!" The yin wind blew through the altar, and a phantus appeared where the Taoist priest had been standing.

[It's a bit interesting, just now I looked like the entity was doing it, but after the destruction, it turned into a phantom.] 】

After the Taoist priest finished speaking, the scene did not enter an uncontrollable animation state that could only be watched, so Yuwen Xiuce replied decisively, "It's your uncle and me!" ”

Lao Dao was stunned, and estimated that the system needed a certain amount of time to read and judge the words "your uncle and me".

Bing Miao glanced at Yuwen Xiuce complainingly, and wanted to say that you can't answer normally? But Yuwen Xiuce couldn't listen to it, so he gave up. With a sigh, he continued to guard the underground chamber.

"Of course, it's not enough for me to rely on your uncle, it's your second uncle who interrupts your spell!" Yuwen Xiuce seemed to have misunderstood what Bing Miao's eyes were trying to express.

[Bing Miao: My eyes didn't let you mention me at all! Such a shameful thing, how could I remind you to do it......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hmph, will it be a shame to be mentioned by me? Something even more humiliating is coming! 】

Taking the initiative to cut off the telepathy with Bing Miao, Yuwen Xiuce said to the Taoist, "Now your second uncle is shit downstairs, you have a fart to release quickly, your uncle and I will go down to deliver the paper in a while!" ”

Bing Miao suddenly felt the urge to squeeze the power supply to death!

[You can hold back and not complain anywhere else, but you can't bear to downstairs!] You hung up for a few days and didn't see your character suffocate to death! How can you in the game! 】

Yuwen Xiuce seemed to have guessed Bing Miao's thoughts at this moment, in order to prove that what he just said was not nonsense......

Someone quickly manipulated the character and performed a series of difficult actions - squatting and, sitting on the poop, and pooping upside down!

"this-is-cow break drop custom action system." Yuwen Xiuce explained to Bing Miao, who didn't understand the situation.

[The custom action system lets you do this? 】

[It's just that you use this thing to pretend to be forced, and you even designed the action of squatting in the pit, you are going against the sky! ] 】

[What kind of trouble is it to upside down? ] This is an action that can only be used on the moon, right? The earth has gravity, you never thought about doing this, where will the end?! 】

[In other words, if you upside down on the moon, because the gravitational force is too low, the sphincter gives you a faster initial velocity in vitro, according to the force and reaction force, the person will be stuck to the ground! The cervical spine will hurt! 】

[In addition, your excrement is very likely to rise into the sky at a very fast speed because of your strong sphincter muscles, and become a satellite of the moon! I wonder if one day I will destroy the space station in outer space, it's awesome to think about! 】

[Words...... Why...... There will be such a strong ...... Sphincter...... What about ......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: If you want to die, just say it, I'm afraid I can't help but beat you to cripple first! 】

Get down to business!

In other words, as a top student, Bing Miao's thinking is also divergent enough......

Yuwen Xiuce's series of words even Bingmiao, who was familiar with him, was quite shocked, and the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Daoist who saw this scene for the first time was even more unbearable, and he was completely down at this time...... If you can listen closely, the other person's brain must be beeping like a computer crashing at this moment!

"Who interrupted the sacrifice of the poor road!" The Taoist roared.

The system is relatively relatable, and when it encounters a problem that is difficult to deal with, it will decisively pull back. And Yuwen Xiuce's words were obviously not within the scope of the system's analysis and processing, so the NPC began to repeat the previous sentence constantly.

"It's the handsome and uninhibited grandfather in front of you, well, and the second grandfather who is waiting for paper downstairs!" Yuwen Xiuce thought about it and decisively raised the seniority of himself and Bingmiao.

"Who interrupted the sacrifice of the poor road!" The Taoist roared again.

Yuwen Xiuce couldn't get used to the system's tricks of playing Laipi, and scolded, "Eldest grandson, if you want to shout again, your second grandfather will come upside down and launch the to beat you!" ”

Bing Miao just drank a sip of tea and sprayed a screen.

"If you want to spray, spray your own screen, why spray my screen!" Yuwen Xiuce hurriedly took a rag to wipe the tea on the screen.

At this time, the system seems to have finally recognized the understandable word "beating" from Yuwen Xiuce's words just now. As for figuring out what method the other party is talking about beating, it is estimated that it is too difficult for the system to be forced.

"The intelligence is not high, it is estimated that it is only a soy sauce character, and the equipment is blind!" Yuwen Xiuce looked down on the other party's IQ. After all, after seeing the Gang Guardian Beast and Bodhi Ancestor of the Intelligent Hanging Bombing Heaven, the Taoist of Dragon and Tiger Mountain in front of him is really not on the stage.

Bing Miao nodded as if she didn't understand.

After that, the people of Longhu Mountain Dao chattered a lot, well, for example, how awesome Lao Tzu is, almost the first in the world, killing you is like a fart, but it's a pity that it's a gasless remark today...... To put it bluntly, it is necessary to send the younger brother.

"Xiuce, that stone is gone." Bing Miao pointed to the empty base of the secret room on the screen, and added, "It's gone in an instant." ”

"Well, that's time. Come on, let's get to the point, I'm ready to fight~" Yuwen Xiuce moved his wrist and said with a smile.

Bing Miao was really startled when she came out of the secret room, and there were countless ghost-like soldiers around the altar, gathering at a speed that was visible to the naked eye.

The entire altar has been enclosed on three inner and outer floors. Fortunately, looking at the actions of the ghost soldiers, it seems that they don't want to attack for a while, but they are already scary enough.

(The fifth update will be served.) There was a small problem with the computer, and it was ...... Suddenly I couldn't get out of the chat room, I saw that the host's poor clothes couldn't afford to wear, and he seemed to urgently need my help, so he donated some money to the other party. ）

(This chapter doesn't use the stalk of 'I want to know what will happen next.,Please wait for the next breakdown'.,Doesn't it feel very uncomfortable~)