That's right, it's excitement.

Lin Xuan was only pursuing interesting things now, as well as things that could bring pleasure to himself, and he was really happy to see that someone was going to kidnap him as a hostage.

How many times can a person be kidnapped in his life? This probability is too small, especially if you are still a saint, that is, there is a magic circle in this town, and if you change it to another place, let alone kidnapping, others will not dare to squeak when they see themselves in reality.

This life experience is sure to be unforgettable! If you haven't tried something before, try it as much as you can!

However, Lin Xuan still wanted to be sure, he organized the language, "That, do you know who I am?" Are you sure you really want to kidnap me? ”

The kidnapper took a closer look at Lin Xuan's face, "Lin Xuan, I remember it's a saint, who told you to come in just now, who doesn't kidnap you and kidnap whom?" ”

Listening to this affirmative tone, Lin Xuan was already relieved.

It's not glamorous or pretentious, it's really just a simple kidnapper, that's easy to do.

"Oh, you said you had a bomb, but I didn't feel it, you have a deck of cards in addition to this knife, can you show me your bomb." Lin Xuan was very excited, looking around.

This made Xia Lan and Pipi Shrimp very confused.

They couldn't figure out where Lin Xuan's G-spot was, why they could be suddenly excited when they were kidnapped, just because it was fun?

"What do you see? I'm not afraid to blow you up! Quick, don't resist, be nice! "The kidnappers shouted, how can it be a bit of a cowardice on the outside.

"Do you think I'm resisting? I'm going to rebel against you, you're dead, and if you want to tie up hostages, you need a rope, do you have it here? Lin Xuan looked around and found that there was no rope.

"Of course there is, hey, be honest, don't move, or I'll give you a knife." The kidnapper pulled out a red scarf and began to tie Lin Xuan's hand.

In the end, you can tie a bow, this kung fu is good, and Lin Xuan, who tied the red scarf, has indeed experienced it...... When I was a child, the class played two people and three legs, and the legs were tied together with a red scarf.

"And the feet, if you don't tie the feet, I can kick you to death in a minute." Lin Xuan instructed the kidnappers very seriously on how to kidnap people.

"Oh, I see." The kidnapper took out a red scarf from his trouser pocket again and tied Lin Xuan's legs, Lin Xuan suppressed his strength tightly, for fear that he would accidentally break the bow that others had worked so hard to tie.

"Well, that feeling...... Actually, I seem to be able to hit you with my headbutt, you should tie me to a chair and fix it. Lin Xuan's hands and feet were tied, bouncing on the ground.

"Why didn't you say it earlier...... Wait, you're my hostage now! Stand up for me! The masked kidnapper shouted again.

"It's so tiring to stand, I want to sit, by the way, turn on the TV for me." Lin Xuan found a private seat in the coffee shop and sat down directly.

"Well, that's fine." The kidnappers watched Lin Xuan sit down with peace of mind and turned on a TV for Lin Xuan, but the TV was showing a bear infestation, and Lin Xuan looked disgusted.

"This cartoon has three wrong views, change the channel."

"I don't want to watch this kind of bloody idol drama, every little fresh meat is garbage, and then change it."

"What the hell is the news broadcast, is there a news broadcast at this point? Change again. ”

"Kamen Rider, this is okay, but in fact, I want to make up for the armor, and the dragoon is reluctant, so that's it."

Seeing that Lin Xuan was finally satisfied, the kidnapper breathed a sigh of relief, he turned his head to look at the charming and handsome Xia Lan, a little ashamed of himself, he weakly took out two red scarves, "That, miss, or you can tie it yourself." ”

"Okay......" Xia Lan sighed, she didn't want the kidnappers to touch her, and after sitting down next to Lin Xuan, she tied herself up.

"Do you have any requests to watch TV?" The kidnapper asked again, not knowing that it was a waiter.

"No ......" Xia Lan sighed, now she has to accompany Lin Xuan to mess around, well, the date lunch is in vain.

"I have, you can see if there is any brewed coffee, and if there is, bring it up." Lin Xuan said, he looked at the neural structure of the kidnapper's brain...... Indirect neurosis.

Now it should be a neural pattern, as for when it will return to normal, it is not necessarily, but a nerve for a while, a normal for a while, and a bit like your own form transformation.

"Okay, I'll go take a look, don't run away from that Pipi shrimp, you stop me!" The kidnappers stopped Pippi Shrimp and ran to see coffee.

"Master, isn't that guy ...... Bad pen. Pippi Shrimp asked after a moment's hesitation.

"Don't discriminate against every neurotic, he's just a little different from our three views." Lin Xuan said calmly.

"Oh...... And how much is his red scarf? How are you going to tie me up? Pippi Shrimp looked at his N pairs of feet and said.

"This, I want to know too." Lin Xuan said.

"Dude, do you really want to play?" Xia Lan, who was tired, silently leaned her shoulder on Lin Xuan's shoulder.

For the first time, she hoped that Lin Xuan's blackened state would appear.

"Didn't you play, didn't you come to the café and coffee according to your plan? That is, the waiter has been replaced by a kidnapper, and with him, no one else dares to come to the coffee shop. Lin Xuan said.

What a reasonable analysis!

"Also, Xiaolan, what do you think of the bondage play, do you have the potential to be a queen, if you have, we will play in the future." Lin Xuan asked.

Xia Lan: "......"

At this time, the door of the coffee shop was opened, and a man walked in, and as he closed the door, he asked, "Is there only a few people?" It's really deserted, hey, where's the boss? ”

"The boss went out, and the waiter didn't seem to be there, so he entrusted me to help him look after the store." The kidnapper came back with a tray with coffee on it, and he placed the tray in front of Lin Xuan's table.

"Are you ......" The man who came in looked carefully at the front, and was directly silent, a prawn, two people tied up with a red scarf, and a masked "waiter".

What is this operation?

"Oh, I'm a kidnapper...... Wait, you stay for me! The kidnapper's eyes shone fiercely, and he ran at the man with the knife.

The man was so frightened that he turned around and ran, and as soon as the kidnapper was about to chase him, Lin Xuan shouted to stop him, "Don't chase, your little short leg can't outrun him, and the hostages are just two of us." ”

This made the kidnapper feel reasonable, and he nodded, looking at Pipi Shrimp, and was also very confused about how to tie it up.

"Are you struggling with how to trap me? It's so easy, you can just sink me into the water. Pippi Shrimp said.

Carrying Lin Xuan out and shaking around, it was a little nostalgic for the taste of water.

"Nonsense, you're shrimp! Definitely swimming! The man drank loudly, indicating that he would not eat it.

"I'm a shrimp, I can only swim in the sea, you just throw me in fresh water." Pippi said that the kidnappers agreed, found a large bathtub to put water, and threw it in.

"Do you think the water temperature is okay?" The kidnapper asked.

"It's okay." Pipi Shrimp said OK, and over there, Lin Xuan looked at the coffee with a tangled face.

"By the way, what is this coffee? Is it delicious? Lin Xuan looked at the coffee in front of him and asked.

"I took a sip, it's not bad, you can't use your hands now, do you want me to feed you?" The kidnappers asked with concern as they poured their coffee.

"No, I can just use my divine sense to protect the artifact, Xiaolan, you can drink some too." Lin Xuan used the power of the Yuan Shen to get two cups of coffee, Xia Lan drank it slightly speechlessly, while Lin Xuan over there coughed directly.

"Poof, the coffee is so bad, I can't get used to it, or the juice is good, is there milk tea here? I see that the price list says it. Lin Xuan's face was full of disgust.

"Actually, I'm not used to drinking coffee, but I've seen it later, and that's it, I can't make milk tea." The kidnapper said in embarrassment.

"Understood, don't worry, don't embarrass you, why did you kidnap us as hostages, are you a wanted fugitive?" Lin Xuan asked.

"Yes, but I was wronged, and I didn't kill that Zhendan powerhouse!" The kidnappers clenched their fists.

"You can guess, after all, you are only in the middle stage of foundation building, but why were you wronged." Lin Xuan asked, "Tell your story to make everyone happy." ”

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