Chapter 88: The embarrassing singular (3/3) asks for collection
Yu Hao touched his new keyboard from left to right, enjoying the pain of his fingertips being chrome, and after repeating it several times, he finally felt his heart cross, and turned around and shouted, "Sixi, what are you doing?" ”
Luo Hao was stunned for a moment before he reacted, and replied: "I'm going to double row with Xiaolong..."
Yu Hao heard that the duck that was about to fly to someone else's arms, so he hurriedly started the plan to cut off the beard, and said angrily: "No, come to me, I have a new keyboard, accompany me to practice!" ”
Li Wenlong said tolerantly: "It's okay, it's the same with my solo row, you can play with the coach." It's better to find a coach to cooperate with you than to find a jungler like me. ”
After saying this, he immediately turned his head to Xiaodao and smiled: "Xiaodao, let's come to a double row." ”
Xiaodao nodded and accepted Li Wenlong's invitation.
Seeing that Fang Xiang and Xiong Zhijian were gone, Xiaodao and Li Wenlong were gone, Luo Hao and Yu Hao were gone, and Wu Gang, who was alone, got angry, knocked on the table hard, and shouted: "What do you guys mean?" ”
The six people watched, and Wu Gang continued to shout: "Coach, you are recruiting someone to come in!" Otherwise, if you are in pairs, you will leave me alone in a single row, is it really okay? ”
Yu Hao was embarrassed: "If you have a chance, you will talk about it then." ”
Wu Gang just sprinkled and cried: "I don't care, isn't that sheep god now without a team?" Mao God! Do you have his contact information? Tell him to come here. ”
Seeing that he was also implicated, Xiong Zhijian hurriedly looked for a chance to get out, and shirked: "Even if I have, people may not be willing to come!" We don't have any results at all now, so let's play hard and get into the first division. ”
Wu Gang began to choke: "Then why are you bullying me like this?" ”
Yu Hao finally interjected and reassured: "There is a chance, there is really a chance, if you have a good score in the first class, the boss will definitely form a second team, are you still afraid that no one will be in a double row with you?" ”
"And... When I'm on the right track, I can't be a coach and an analyst at the same time, right, there's always a chance to hire people. ”
Wu Gang pursed his lips, turned his head unhappily, and tapped the keyboard sullenly.
Yu Hao was afraid that it would affect his mentality, so he hurriedly lost his emotional control, and waited for Wu Gang's state to calm down before he said again: "I'll contact Chen Zhen first to see if he can send it." ”
"Wang Wu's meaning, it seems that he should be looking for a team urgently."
"I'm afraid that NJD has already contacted him, but fortunately, we have finished abusing NJD, and we have some confidence and capital to talk."
"But Chubby, are you sure you want me to call Chen Zhen over? Have you forgotten that you are also singled? ”
After the explanation and rhetorical questions were thrown, Wu Gang, who was smashed, was dizzy, and finally came back to his senses, and suddenly said: "Yes! He's also singled... Forget it, coach, you can talk about it... Discuss again. ”
Fang Xiang couldn't help but laugh and said, "I know now why there is such a word stupid fat." ”
Wu Gang pretended to be angry, and when he was about to clench his fist and smash Fang Xiang, Xiong Zhijian shouted: "Hurry up, you are banning!" ”
Yu Hao continued to scold: "What are you doing fatty, or else, anyway, today is a holiday, let's go to those trumpets last time, flexibly arrange and bring my wife?" ”
Before Wu Gang could reply, he asked Li Wenlong again: "Xiaolong, are you busy?" ”
How dare Li Wenlong refuse, and who pulled down the knife: "Knife, let's come together?" ”
Xiaodao could only nod and smile: "Okay, okay, plus my sister-in-law is just five people?" ”
Wu Gang smiled contentedly and said, "Sure enough, the coach treats me fat. ”
Yu Hao no longer cared about the movement behind him, and instead contacted his wife on QQ.
[I'm not a little white]: Wife, wife, what are you doing?
[Wanci]: Take your daughter.
Yu Hao explained his intention: "Come and play a game." ”
Lin Qi frowned and replied, "Don't take your daughter?" ”
Yu Hao coquettish: "Bring it to grandma, let's play two games." ”
Lin Qi couldn't help but laugh and said: "I can't help you, I will fall asleep immediately, and she won't be able to play when she gets up." ”
Yu Hao smiled: "Okay." ”
After waiting for about ten minutes, Yu Hao saw that his wife's account in the friend column was online, so he quickly sent out an invitation, and pulled Wu Gang, Li Wenlong, and Xiaodao into the room together.
Lin Qi came in and was shocked: "Why are there so many people?" Oh, Xiaolong, I remember, who are the other two? ”
Yu Hao introduced: "????? This is our No. 2 ADC knife, I mentioned to you, a very motivated child. ”
Xiaodao replied shyly: "Hello sister-in-law..."
Yu Hao introduced Wu Ganglai again: "???? This is our top laner Chubby, and he came back from the drunken last few times. ”
Wu Gang shouted sweetly: "Sister-in-law, the coach's computer desktop wallpapers are all you, big beauty!" ”
Now it's Lin Qi's turn to be embarrassed: "How can there be?" The wedding photos he put out, right? I was very fat at that time. ”
Wu Gang continued to pat his ass: "Eh, my sister-in-law is as beautiful as a flower." ”
Yu Hao said angrily: "What do you mean? Today's salary is deducted! ”
Wu Gang took a breath of air, and then replied: "I don't mean anything, the coach is handsome, sister-in-law's flower messenger, isn't it?" ”
Lin Qi smiled: "Okay, you two, hurry up, otherwise Xiaoyu'er will wake up!" ”
Yu Hao didn't give Wu Gang a chance to argue, and directly pressed the start, and the five-person ranking journey officially began.
Because Lin Qi was grinding hard bubbles to play ADC, Xiaodao was forced to go to the middle lane to play AD, and the rest of the people were still in charge of their own positions, secretly happy.
Fortunately, it's just a platinum game, and Lucian, the midlaner of the knife, can still get it, and the lineup is more casual in the first set.
Top laner Galio, mid laner Lucian, Jungler Barrel, ADC Picheng Policewoman, Auxiliary Wind Girl.
In the regular ranking stream, Yu Hao also played his duties as a coach, and demanded that everyone play the routine lineup.
It's good to be ranked, it's good to be happy, why do you care so much?
So within two hours of the little fish falling asleep, the five of them walked together with laughter and laughter, and got the result of two wins in three sets.
Lin Qi said goodbye to everyone very happily, and quickly went offline to coax the little fish who had just gotten up.
Through these three games, Yu Hao also noticed the difference between the keyboard under his hand and the various keyboards he had used in the past, although the sound of pressing the keys was crisp, but once it was coherent, it was like hitting the air without resistance, and he didn't feel tired after two hours of continuous fighting.
The most important thing is that the reaction speed is very fast, and it is a real full key rollover!
The mechanical keyboard on the market is said to be full key rollover, in fact, it can only accept 6-10 keys at the same time, and no matter how much it is, it can't be reflected.
But the system's self-made red-striped keyboard is different, Yu Hao slaps down a few keys, and what appears is a few key symbols.
This is very useful if you press both keys at the same time in the League of Legends settings to immediately release the previous skill.
Yu Hao had already experienced the sweetness, and couldn't wait to prepare to follow the double row of La Luohao, Xiong Zhijian spoke.