001: I'm not convinced that you're going to hit me

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The simply furnished room was dark, except for the light screen in the study that shimmered with a faint blue light, and the occasional tick-tock message could be heard.

At this time, a slight footstep came from far and near from the kitchen, and the figure gradually became clear.

Dididi——

The message prompt sounded again, the man's footsteps were wrong, he didn't see how she moved, and his body turned into a wisp of green smoke and appeared in the study, so fast that it could leave a string of phantoms. She took a sip of her freshly brewed instant drink, casually placed the panda-shaped mug on the desk, and slid her fingers up the virtual screen.

[Pei Ye, are you there?]

[Are you there, Pei Ye?]

[Grandma Pei, 100,000 urgent things, don't pretend to be dead!]

[Uncle Pei, I call you uncle, I see the news and get back quickly, otherwise I'm going to hack your brain!]

[Pei Ye come out, Pei Ye come out, I know you're online, don't hide behind the screen and be silent, I know you're peeping at the screen!]

......

The time in the lower right corner jumps second by second.

Pei Ye read the message of his friend who was becoming more and more irritable, and his expression was as calm as stagnant water.

Friends begged grandpa to sue grandma and then desperately compromised, swiping more than 200 pieces of the screen in a row.

Pei Ye skipped the unnutritious chatter in the middle, and directly underlined to the last few sentences.

[Grandma Pei, you are calm, I admit defeat, I have obeyed you. 】

The attitude of the friend gradually softened.

[There's something I want to ask you for, haven't you been very idle lately, help me take care of a cub, everything is easy to say after the matter is completed.] 】

[The existence of this cub is inconvenient for outsiders to know, and I can only come to you to help take care of it. 】

[I know you can't take care of the child, so I specially designed a fool-like cultivation APP for the little guy, you just follow the raising, it's not troublesome at all.] 】

[I still have something to do, we'll talk about it later!]

Friend XXX sent you a document offline, please pay attention to check.

The action is so fast, as if it is selling a hot potato.

Pei Ye stared at these words and hesitated for a while, and finally chose to accept them.

Her posture changed from sitting upright to languid and decadent Ge You, with her long straight legs crossed against the corner of the desk, humming a popular tune of the local aborigines.

Download, install, and open the APP.

Coherent.

A second later, the screen of the brain cracked black, and a brilliant sea of pink stars slowly emerged.

The sea of stars moved closer to the center of the brain screen, forming a pink vortex.

It didn't take long for the pink vortex to condense into a lovely pink heart, simulating a heart thumping three times.

"Why is a cub raising APP designed to be so sassy?"

As he spoke, the love exploded all of a sudden, turning into a flowing pink light that converged into four big words.

【Love and Cub Raising】

Pei Ye: "......"

Not only is the design of the bag, but also plagiarized and borrowed.

Playing this kind of game will lower your style.

She casually took the snacks piled up in the corner of the study, tore open the biodegradable paper packaging bag, took out the potato chips and ate them.

After waiting for the effort, the long scene animation finally ended, and a more sassy logo jumped out.

It is clearly a privately produced APP, and the maker also designed a series of disclaimers for this cub raising APP, which requires Pei Ye to sign a statement to enter the game.

She casually glanced at the terms of the disclaimer and found that the terms of the disclaimer were quite mentally retarded.

[This game is a collection of love and cub raising as one of the development games.] 】

[One, the development of cubs is all controlled by the player (if the cub is a retarded person, please don't be angry, I save my body three times a day, find problems from myself, and refuse domestic violence), the growth of cubs requires players to participate in the whole process, please treat it solemnly, don't fish for three days and dry the net for two days~~~]

[Second, the cub's emotions are very sensitive, please pay attention to its mood changes. 】

[Three, the cub has made a mistake, please focus on guidance, don't use foul language. 】

[Fourth, once this game is activated, it is bound for life, and cannot be destroyed or discarded. 】

......

[In the end, all the right of interpretation belongs to Tiannao!]

[I don't accept you to hit me!]

Pei Ye: "......"

She wants to buy a ticket to the Central Planet now, and take that guy's lair!

In front of whom is it not good to be coquettish, and you actually suck in front of her?

Pei Ye didn't look at these mentally retarded clauses carefully, and finally agreed to it in one go, signed his name according to the process, and bound the account.

With the melodious and brisk BGM sounding, this game finally began.

Pei Ye nodded casually and skipped the boring novice guidance.

Compared to the fancy cutscenes and logos, the game's interface is surprisingly simple, with a simple room with four gray walls, a closed frosted window, a closed door, a wooden table, a wooden stool, and a bells and whistles egg on the wooden bench, and nothing else.

This egg is really full of bells and whistles, and at a rough count it can have about twenty colors, and it is so messy that it looks like a child's graffiti.

She poked the egg, and a naming box popped up on the screen.

[Ask the player to choose a name for the cub or lover]

"Since they all say it's cubs, let's call it cubs. ”

This game setting really makes her so boring.

She is not a paper sexual, it is impossible to take the paper man in the APP as a partner, and it is even more impossible for a lover.

Raising cubs and raising lovers, isn't it equivalent to raising cubs and selling them domestically?

It's too heavy

_(:з」∠)_

【Successful name】

At the end of the system prompt, the egg head had two small words on its head-

【Cub】

Pei Ye explored the functions of various buttons, and the system prompted her to get an ID for her account.

After a moment of thought, [Your Abba] was born.

If that egg is pretended with a title, the small words on the top of the head will become "Your Abba's Cub"

She pokes at various icons while studying their meanings.

"It's embarrassing to make such a simple game, and it can't even make a splash on the market......"

Playing from Pei Ye's retirement from the Federal Military Department, she is addicted to games all day long, and she has dabbled in almost all games such as action, adventure, simulation, role-playing and casual. Among them, the popular krypton gold (cheating krypton) games are the mainstay, and I have also played a few development games, but I just figured out the routine and abandoned it after playing for a while.

Judging from her eyes, this cultivation APP is too simple.

I really can't arouse the urge of krypton.

"How do you upgrade this thing?"

After groping for a while, Pei Ye found a progress bar called "Merit" on the egg.

"Merit" is equivalent to the experience of ordinary games, and there is no krypton gold channel for the time being, so you can only rely on the liver.

"According to the cultivation routine, at this time, it is ......right to launch 'one-yuan purchase' and 'six-yuan SR skin' to deceive krypton."

There are "1" and "6", and step by step, there will be 98, 188, 348 and 648

_(:з」∠)_

Rao is Pei Ye has also been tricked by game merchants for tens of thousands.

Cultivating a game is either relying on krypton or liver, and a game with krypton and liver is called shameless.

She doesn't have anything now, except for a lot of free time, and she is covered with liver, so krypton gold is not cost-effective.

"How much merit does it take to break the shell? 100000 ...... A thousand merits doesn't seem like much......"

Pei Ye poked for a while, and found that there were important clues in the novice guide he had just skipped.

She hurriedly pulled out the novice guide to take a closer look.

A piece of parchment is rolled up in the center of the picture, and the text in the front is quite clear, but the back is contaminated with ink and is intermittent.

[Tens of thousands of years ago, the aura of heaven and earth was abundant, and although there was friction between immortals, humans, demons, and demons, the overall situation was quite peaceful. 】

[There is a vast continent in the human world, and there are hundreds of countries on the continent, and there is a small country with a population of less than one million, which is called "Tanchang". 】

The ink behind the two sentences is dotted, obscuring a few lines of handwriting.

【...... Years later, Empress Tan Changguo was born...... Named '...... Sue'......]

After that, there was another piece of ink, and Pei Ye could barely see a few words.

The context should be what happened to this prince named "Su", and the guess is that it should be who destroyed the country by "Tanchang"? After the destruction of the country, "Su" blackened and did a great thing of anger and resentment, and finally Tiandao was furious and lowered a curse. Unless "Su" pays off the countless karmic obstacles on his body, he will not be able to be liberated from eternal life.

In the end, Sue's soul turned into this egg.

Players need to hatch eggs and accompany Sue to earn merit and luck to help Sue wake up.

Pei Ye only had one thought after reading it-

"Shoddy game background!"

The setting of the rotten street, you can find a bunch of similar free materials if you search for it.

Figuring out the game background of this egg, Pei Ye set out to study how to play copies to earn "merit".

Although my friend is a pit goods, since I promised it to help raise cubs, then I will raise it, and I will be idle if I am idle.

It makes no difference if you are addicted to online games or games, you can pass the time.

The entrance to the dungeon is easy to find.

In the upper right corner of the screen is a skull button that looks like a bag, with the word "copy" written on it.

When I clicked in, a long roll of parchment appeared on the screen, which was a little old and had a bit of yellowish brown in the corners.

Except for the first copy, which is lit up, everything else is locked, gray signs, and cannot be opened.

She could only click on the top copy of the introduction.

This look, almost blind.

[Why did the septuagenarian die tragically on the street?Why did hundreds of sows scream every night?Why were condoms in the commissary repeatedly hacked?Why were the underwear of the girls' dormitory frequently stolen?What is the hidden meaning behind the theft of bed sheets in the dormitory?Who did the chrysanthemum blossom?!! Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality?Please pay attention to this dungeon channel, let [Your Abba] lead us into the hearts of demons and monsters, and explore the unknown world......]

Curiosity made her click in, and the desire to survive made her want to fork out the interface.

"What?"

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Pei Ye had a sense of anger that his IQ was pressed to the ground by his friends.

She wanted to unload the game, but this broken game was poisonous, and the interface was actually stuck at this time, and she also slipped her hand to [enter the dungeon].

"How else can this happen?"

She doesn't believe that her brain can't even run the APP, unless someone is secretly acting as a demon.

For example, the makers of this app.

Pei Ye locked on the suspect, and several prompts popped up on the screen one after another.

Prepare to enter the dungeon, please prepare the player.

Countdown to 3......

Countdown 2......

Countdown 1......

Enter the dungeon!

Happy gaming!

The pleasant sound of the game sounded, and without waiting for Pei Ye to react, his eyes suddenly darkened, and he lost consciousness directly.

Before she lost consciousness, she heard the playful laughter of her friends.

[All interpretation rights belong to Tiannao!]

[I don't accept you to hit me!]

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