Chapter 653: Lu Gong also loves to watch singing and dancing
Because he didn't ask in the early stage, when Ji Huanzi came out to prepare for the Spring Festival, he realized that those emcees were all hairy and not ready at all.
Don't talk about it! In such a major event as the Spring Festival, only Confucius can do it.
In desperation, Ji Huanzi had to find Confucius from home and let him handle the relevant matters.
Confucius had to start running into the Lu Palace every day to prepare for the Spring Festival. Furthermore! He also wanted to take this opportunity to restore his relationship with Ji Huanzi.
"Hmmm! See for yourself! Ji Huanzi waved his arms a little impatiently and said, "This year's spring festival is a big festival. So! I invited you to come! If it's a small sacrifice, I won't bother you, you can do it yourself! ”
Finished! As soon as he flicked his sleeves, he went back to his house.
Since the arrival of the courtesans of the Qi Kingdom, most of his time has been sitting in the reception hall of his house, drinking wine and watching the courtesans dance. Other than that! In the country of Qi, there are not only courtesans dancing, but also musicians playing music. But! It is not shao music, but a kind of music that makes people confused.
The routine of the courtesan of Qi is probably like this, dancing and seducing him with her eyes. And then! Pretend to fall beside him or in his arms. And then! It's just a cute one, and one moves hands and feet. And then! Either carry it into the bedroom to do that kind of thing, or the Qi people provide a quilt, spread it on the side, and do it. The other singers are still dancing.
Tired! Just sleep! Wake up! Keep it up! Or change to another beauty to continue. Anyway! There are more than a hundred beauties sent by the Qi State, and there are new faces every day. Different beauties can also bring you different feelings and enjoyment.
Just when Confucius was busy preparing for the Spring Festival, another major event happened in the Lu Palace.
I don't know who told the secret, or if the people of Qi deliberately leaked the wind, and stabbed Ji Huanzi and others to Lu Gong about raising the girl of the Qi national anthem.
Lu Gong was naturally very angry, but he was a puppet king, and he had no way to take Ji Huanzi and others.
"The Lord doesn't believe it?" A minister asked.
"This?" Lu Gong did not dare to make a statement.
"Talking like that? I'll take Lu Gong to Jifu to see the scene, how about it? ”
Under the persuasion of this minister, coupled with Lu Gong's curiosity, he agreed.
This day! Under the ingenious arrangement of this minister, Lu Gong entered the Ji Mansion and quietly sneaked into the reception hall of the Ji Mansion.
When Lu Gong saw the hall of the Ji Mansion, he almost screamed. The reception hall of the Ji Mansion is larger than the court hall in the Lu Palace. This is the reception hall of a courtier's house, which is obviously the king's court.
But he is a puppet king, and he doesn't dare to attack when he is angry. In desperation, he just used the "Ah Q's Spiritual Victory Method" to comfort himself.
"You bastards! The monarchy will always belong to the descendants of the royal family, not the descendants of your courtiers! You courtiers will always be courtiers! Sooner or later, my children and grandchildren will turn over! ”
While getting angry, Lu Gong was also fascinated by the singer in the hall. And also! The music played by the Qi national musicians is really exciting. It's not just mentally excited, but also physically instinctively excited after seeing the naked singer......
Unconsciously! Lu Gong was stunned.
"Let's go!"
At this critical moment, the minister who brought him here dragged him away. said that it was discovered by the people of Ji Mansion, and it would be too late if he didn't leave. In fact! It's not that it was discovered by the people of Ji Mansion, but! I want to get away with it. The purpose is to make you look at it psychologically and then want to watch it.
Nature! It's impossible to come to Jifu again. So? Can you also secretly bring these singers into the Lu Palace?
"This, this, this? This is a singer sent by the Qi State? ”
Only then did Lu Gong remember: Yes! Didn't you say that there was a Qi national literary and artistic exchange group? How? No wonder! I didn't see it! Originally! They came to the Ji Mansion to communicate.
"You have to see it! I asked the Qi delegation to send people into the Lu Palace......"
Lu Gong interrupted: "No! This kind of singing and dancing is not in line with the weekly etiquette! ”
"What doesn't fit the weekly etiquette? No one knows, everything is in line with the weekly rites! ”
"This?" Lu Gong thought for a while and said, "That's all there is to it!" But! Don't let Confucius know! This man is a nuisance! ……”
"What is Kongqiu?" The minister said, "If the Lord wants him to die, it will be a matter of words!" ”
"This?" Lu Gong was so frightened that he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it.
"His name is Fallen Sandu, in fact, he wants to take the opportunity to destroy the Lu Kingdom! Lord! Have you thought about it? The walls of the three capitals are destroyed, if the Qi State really comes in, in addition to the capital Qufu, we also have a few cities with complete city walls, which can resist the walls of the Qi army? ”
"This?"
"Lord! That's it! I asked the people of Qi to secretly arrange for the singer to enter the palace and dance for the lord. Only if the Lord is also close to the Qi State, can the Qi State withdraw its troops......"
Under the flickering of this minister, no! Under Lu Gong's curiosity, he naturally agreed.
Although Lu Gong is a puppet king, he is not so easy to be fooled. It's mainly because of curiosity, curiosity kills people.
He was a puppet king because he was forced to be helpless, and he had to be at the mercy of Ji Pingzi, Ji Huanzi and others. Because! You don't have power at hand, you don't talk about it. If you don't obediently obey those who put you to be king, you can't even be a puppet king.
Don't say too far, let's just say that the previous Lu Zhaogong, his elder brother, is a good example. He is also a puppet king, and because of his disobedience when Fang Jishi had not yet crossed over, he was assassinated countless times by Ji Pingzi and others. Afterward! With the help of Fang Jishi, he has his own army and a certain strength. But he didn't listen to the persuasion of Fang Jishi and others, and insisted on going his own way, in the end! Defeated and driven out of the country of Lu, he became a fugitive king.
What Fang Jishi and the others meant, let him walk in a few steps. Develop strength during his period, and wait until his son period to exert his strength again, completely weakening the strength of Ji Pingzi and others. Outcome! He was too radical and was eventually defeated.
Lu Dinggong is also a mortal, a man who made a windfall to become the king of Lu State. So! He also wanted to see the Qi National Anthem and Song and Dance. So! He pretended to be fooled and asked the minister to arrange it. Anyway! Even if it is known to outsiders, he can still shirk the responsibility.
"He fooled me! I don't want to! ”
The final result: kill the minister who had fooled him. And himself! Exemption!
That night, under the arrangement of the minister and others, more than a dozen beautiful singers who had slept countless times by Ji Huanzi and others secretly entered the Lu Palace, and in a side hall, they performed a wonderful song and dance for Lu Dinggong.
At the end of the performance, it was naturally like that, and Lu Gong slept among the beauties......
(End of chapter)