MD, I can't code words while cooking rice in the future, and the pot is burned......

Thirdly, it should be very late......

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January 14th.

Zurich.

"Thank you, Mr. Blatter, and thank you to all the judges who voted for me.

This is my third Ballon d'Or and for me, it's the best recognition of 2013.

2013 was an extraordinary year when I left Bayern Munich, the city that made me famous, and chose to join AC Milan.

More than six months ago, the whole world expressed incomprehensibility to this decision, and almost everyone thought ...... I should have chosen a club that was more top-than-the-line rather than a team that had just undergone a share transfer and takeover, and finished fourth in Serie A.

They thought I had made a bad decision, and I would soon regret it.

But six months later, I can still tell everyone with a smile that the decision doesn't seem wrong. ”

In this glorious hall, in the Hall of Honour, the highest peak of international football, Ronshette lifted his third Ballon d'Or with a smile on his face, and Ronaldo and Ribery became his background.

This time, instead of using English as he had done in the previous two years, he gave his speech in Mandarin with a slight Northeast accent, and then a simultaneous interpreter from FIFA transmitted his meaning to every guest in the audience through headphones.

With the exception of FIFA, Longshute did not share this decision with any Chinese media, so much so that when CCTV and online media broadcast live, the translators they prepared did not come in handy......

Duan Yixuan originally wanted to sigh, but at this time, he could only endure it first and quietly listen to his compatriots continue to speak.

"The famous Indian poet Rabindranath Tagore once said that only by going through hellish ordeal can we develop the power to create heaven; Only a bleeding finger can pop out the sound of the world; Without the struggle in the storm, there is no heroic flight...... For me, it's just an opportunity to motivate myself to improve again. ”

Long Shute played with the famous sayings and aphorisms he had searched out in advance, and then looked forward to the new year:

"In 2014, the World Cup will be held in Brazil, the kingdom of football, and it will be another major event for fans around the world that will be unforgettable, and it will be my first World Cup.

12 years ago, Chinese football participated in the World Cup for the first time, 12 years later, in 2014, we will return to this grand stage, for the 1.3 billion Chinese, this moment is worth remembering, as the captain of the national team, my teammates and I are equally eager to show our ability on the highest stage of football, I even want to tell the world that we are eager to win the final championship! ”

After hearing the simultaneous interpretation, the guests in the audience showed different expressions, some rolled their eyes, some shrugged their shoulders disdainfully, and some laughed.

This has to be the best joke they've heard this year!

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This was the scene of the FIFA 2013 Awards Ceremony, and as the final grand finale, Lonshit won the third consecutive Ballon d'Or by a landslide.

And before that, the awards have also been presented to their respective owners.

The best goal and Puskas award went to Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic – who once again set the background with his stunning long-range barb over Ronsert's Armstrong Cannon and Neymar's duo.

The 11 players in the best team were divided among players from various clubs:

Goalkeeper: Manuel Neuer.

Defenders: Lahm, Ramos, Alves.

Midfielders: Ronshette, Xavi, Iniesta, Franck Franck Ribery.

Forwards: Cristiano Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic, Messi.

The best coach was awarded to retired Bayern coach Heynckes.

The Fair Play Award was awarded to the war-torn Afghan Football Federation.

The FIFA President's Annual Award was handed over to former IOC President Rogge by Blatter himself.

The FIFA Honorary Ballon d'Or was awarded to the legendary Brazilian football king, Raven's Beak.

Miss World Football was won by the veteran goalkeeper of the German women's football team, Angeler.

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"Although I didn't check the information, today must be the first time that Chinese sounded at the FIFA annual awards ceremony!"

When Long Shute finished his speech, Duan Yixuan could finally express his feelings:

"Congratulations to Longshute for completing the Golden Globe Award for three consecutive victories! He officially surpassed Messi, Beckenbauer, Rummenigge, Ronaldo, Kevin Kegan, Di Stefano and many other historical superstars, and became the player with the most Ballon d'Or in history alongside Cruyff, Platini, and Van Basten! Whether it is strength or honor, he is now a well-deserved number one superstar among active players!

We've also heard the captain's anticipation for the upcoming World Cup in Brazil, which may seem to many to be a joke on the part of Lonjut, but I ask who would have thought Denmark would be able to put on a fairy tale at Euro 1994? At Euro 2002, who could have predicted the Greek myth?

Whether it is a person or a team, you should never give up your ideals, if you don't have ideals, what is the difference between you and a mediocre salted fish? ”

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"Stinky boy, you robbed me of the Golden Globe Award, you have to have a big dinner tonight!"

Ribery, who walked out of the venue, put his arm around Ronshette's shoulders affectionately.

For his request, how could the wealthy Long Shute refuse:

"Let's go! I invite you to eat braised elbow! ”

Ribery's face changed suddenly:

"Do you want to start World War III? You heretic! I'm going to burn you! ”

Long Shute rolled his eyes.

He forgot...... In order to pursue his wife, Ribery, a poor boy, converted to ***, and since then he can't drink alcohol or eat pork......

But...... In the World Cup that year, why could he, who was already married, enjoy the big health care services provided by underage girls with Benzema and Govu?

Why wasn't he cut off three legs by his eldest brother?

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Two days later, on January 15th.

San Siro Stadium.

Today is just AC Milan's first Coppa Italia game of the season against 12th-placed Spezia in Serie B.

It's not a big event, but the slightly older course is still packed.

Because on this day, they welcomed the top superstar who won the highest glory in the team for the first time in many years - although most of the credit for this award goes to Bayern Munich, but the Milan fans are equally proud.

To the applause of 80,000 people, Lonshette held up the Ballon d'Or he had just won to show his supporters for a week, and then sat down on the bench.

A mere Coppa Italia match against a Serie B team didn't need the three-time dominator Mr. Golden Ball to play.

Otherwise, you will definitely be laughed at by Ronaldo and Messi:

Look, look, Long Ritian, this shameless guy...... He's him, he's swiping goal stats on amateur teams again!