At the post-match press conference, veteran lieutenant Liu Yun was once again in the spotlight.

Two goals in the crucial Manchester derby sealed the win for Manchester United. Liu Yun is the well-deserved protagonist of this game.

The Sun likes to ask some of the most questions about lace news: "Hello, old lieutenant, what does that celebratory gesture of driving mean?" ”

Liu Yun thought about it, if he directly answered the reporter that his action was done for his daughter's new sports car, it would inevitably hurt the self-esteem of Guardiola and Aguero next to him. You don't have to do it. It was the Manchester City fans who attacked his daughter, not Pep Guardiola...

Liu Yun replied, "What is the meaning of that celebratory action。。。。。 Naturally, it means that Manchester United today is like a high-speed car, speeding down the road to rebuilding the Manchester United dynasty. ”

Mourinho and Ibrahimovic held back their laughter. Ibu laughed secretly in his heart: This guy, the old lieutenant, is too strong in a serious way to tell lies!

Mourinho admires Liu Yun's oriental wisdom in dealing with the media. There is no need to tell the truth and make things stiff.

The "Sun" reporter is like a judge, and he must get to the bottom of it: "Oh, Coach Mourinho, what is the meaning of the action of stepping on the brakes when you replace Liu Yun?" ”

Mourinho wittily replied: "Don't you know that if you want to drive safely to your destination, it's best not to speed?" If you are speeding... will be like Rashford's previous time, and he will be fined by the police. ”

After hearing the two of them's answers, the expression on the face of the "Sun" reporter seemed to say: Why are you kidding me?

He asked in a loud voice, "Old lieutenant, but I heard that you promised your daughter that the prize money for the goal in this game would be used to buy her a car." Does your celebration really have nothing to do with her? ”

Liu Yun told lies, Mourinho told lies. Originally, the two lied to make the atmosphere of the post-match press conference quite harmonious. The reporter of the "Sun" is like the innocent child in the emperor's new clothes, who has to pierce this layer of window paper.

This is the first time Pep Guardiola has heard of this. He stared at Liu Yun with a pair of big copper bell-like eyes beside him. There are 10,000 *** horses galloping through his heart. Do you think the Manchester derby is a game for your daughter to buy a sports car, old lieutenant? Is this self-confidence or hubris?!

Liu Yun waved his hand: "There is nothing to do." Mr. Reporter, where did you hear about the rumors? ”

The reporter of "The Sun" raised his mobile phone in protest: "Your daughter just sent a tweet: Ha, my dad really kicked Manchester City's goal. Dad, Uncle Ibrahimovic, Brother Lukaku, you're all good! Dad, you and Marcus Rashford will study what kind of sports car to buy me after the game, 400,000 pounds for 2 balls, haha, I want to have a 400,000 pound sports car。。。。。。 ”

Liu Yun's face turned green. Liu Xiaoyan, this guy, cheating daddy! As soon as the game ended, it was on Twitter. Now Pep Guardiola and Sergio Aguero should see me as an arrogant guy who despises Manchester City.

Liu Yun simply had a sloppy look with the reporter of "The Sun": "Oh? Really? This thing。。。。。。 I guess my wife, Isabella, promised my daughter. Alas, Isabella doted on our daughter too much. That's not a good thing. In our Chinese education concept, children should be poor。。。。。 ”

The "Sun" reporter didn't want to listen to Liu Yunkan's education in China. He is bent on creating conflicts between Manchester United and Manchester City, Liu Yun, Mourinho and Aguero, and Pep Guardiola. Without big contradictions, how can there be big news? If there is no big news, how can there be a big page? Big sale? Chinese people often say that the media is not the porter of news, but the producer. In fact, this is all learned from Western media.

From this point of view, the British media, the Chinese media, and the media all over the world are all the same.

Mourinho was a little impatient with the pestering of the reporters of The Sun, and he relieved Liu Yun: "Okay, it's the post-match press conference, not a personal life talk show. That's the end of your question. ”

When reporters asked Guardiola, Guardiola showed his true colors as a coach on the big scene. Although his team was slaughtered, he was still quite personable at the press conference. He praised the Manchester United LIL combination.

At the end of the press conference, Manchester United prepared a small celebratory ladder for the players.

On the celebratory ladder, Eevee said to Liu Yun, "Hey, old lieutenant, have you heard?" The FA is looking into whether to introduce a winter break in the Premier League. It would be nice to give a winter break. ”

Among the five major leagues, Serie A, Bundesliga, La Liga, and Ligue 1 all have a long winter break. The only exception is the Premier League. There is no winter break, but there is a Christmas war. It is true to say that Premier League players are the most tired players in the whole of Europe. Decades of complaints from players and coaches have finally led the FA to consider a winter break in the Premier League.

The FA will give a final notice after the next round of league play. Not just Manchester United's players, but all Premier League players are looking forward to the first winter break in Premier League history.

Liu Yun is actually looking forward to the winter break. If the winter break is really implemented, he can take Isabella, who is pregnant with Liujia, and her daughter Liu Xiaoyan back to China. Look at the second aunt, the second aunt and husband, and then look at those old friends in China.

Rashford leaned over and said to Liu Yun: "Hey old lieutenant, how is the matter of the car model?" Is it to buy a Ferrari or a Lamborghini for the little princess? ”

Liu Yun smiled and said, "I have to ask her." After all, it was to buy her a car. ”

Rashford shook his head like a rattle: "Hey, old lieutenant. It's a gift from you to your daughter. In Europe, if you ask the person to whom the gift is being given what they want, is it still called giving a gift? ”

Liu Yun was right when he thought about it, this is a real difference between the East and the West.

Liu Yun looked at his watch, it was already more than 9 o'clock in the evening. He is a standard good husband and father. I usually go home at 6 p.m. When there is a party, I don't go home past 10 o'clock.

A group of teammates are having a good time, looking at the meaning, this celebration will not end until 12 o'clock.

Liu Yun greeted his teammates, Mourinho and Woodward, and went home early.

Back home, Isabella was already asleep. She is now pregnant with Liujia and has rested early.

The lights in the living room of the house are turned off. Dardania accompanied Liu Yun back to the villa and into the living room.

Suddenly, the light in the living room came on. Liu Xiaoyan jumped up from the sofa and pounced on her father: "Long live Dad!" My sports car, hahaha! ”

Liu Yun patted Liu Xiaoyan's head: "Didn't you see your Uncle Dardania here?" How many times have I told you, to be a lady! How can there be such a babbling lady? ”

Liu Xiaoyan said unconvinced: "Then I haven't seen any lady's father shave the lady's nose and pat the lady's head." Hmph, my head is very smart, but you slapped me stupid!"