Underworld!

"Holy!"

Lin Xia suddenly woke up!

"Huh? What about the intergalactic bandits? How come I don't have anything to do! Where is this? ”

An old voice next to him said:

"You're dead! This is in Hades! ”

Lin Xia suddenly looked up and found that it was the old man's voice from the gods.

"Celestial? What's going on? Am I dead? But...... How do I feel as if it's no different from not being dead? ”

Lin Xia sat up from the bed, stretched out his hands and looked at it, and when he looked down, he was actually wearing a yellow-colored Turtle Immortal Sect practice uniform, with a black circle on his left chest and the word "Lin" on a white background!

The gods said kindly:

"There's another word on your back, it's the word 'chivalry'! Lin Xia, good boy, you saved the earth! But you were also affected by the alien who blew yourself up, and you were killed together! I made this dress for you according to Wukong's style! ”

Lin Xia said:

"Thank you, Tenjin! But ......"

Lin Xia stood up, looked at the bricks on the ground, patted his hands on his body, and said in confusion:

"You see, I'm like this, there's no difference between not dying? Doesn't it say that when people die, they all become ghosts? ”

Tenjinwaner:

"That's ordinary people! You saved the planet and have special treatment! Your flesh is restored to you by me! Plus, there's a halo above your head, which is a sign for the dead with a physical body! ”

Lin Xia's eyes glanced up, and sure enough, there was a white circle of light on the top of his head, he reached out and touched it, he didn't know what material it was made of, and he couldn't take it off!

The gods couldn't help but smile when they saw his appearance:

"Silly boy, this can't be taken off. Alright, let's go, Hades wants to see you! ”

Lin Xia was surprised:

"Hades! See me? He seems to be the biggest official in the underworld! By the way, I summoned the dragon before and wanted to resurrect my parents, but the dragon said that because of some reason on the side of Hades, I would not let me be resurrected! ”

Tenjindo:

"Then you can just ask him! Come, come with me! ”

Lin Xia followed the gods out of the room, and saw that there was a long corridor outside, the doors and windows of the corridor were carved with exquisite patterns, the palace lamp was hung on the top, and the red pillars were supported, which was antique!

Lin Xia followed the gods all the way, and after walking through the long corridor, he came to a huge palace!

In the middle of the palace was a one-story high table, on either side of which stood two imps of ordinary height, and on the table were several things: a potted plant with white flowers in it; a pen holder with a few pens stuck in it; A standing card with the word "Hades" written in black and white; And a red, old-fashioned corded telephone!

Without exception, all of these things are dozens of times larger than the same things in ordinary people's homes, because behind the table, there is a giant who is also dozens of times larger than ordinary people!

The giant wore a black suit and white shirt, a red tie, a hat with two horns on his head, a Yan character written in the circle in the middle of the hat, thick and long eyebrows on his red face, two huge eyes that were white, and the black eyeballs were almost invisible, and the cheeks to the chin were covered with a thick black beard!

No need to ask, this fierce giant is the biggest official in the underworld, the king of Hades!

The god of heaven took Lin Xia to the table, saluted respectfully, and said aloud:

"Lord Hades, the Earth Celestial God has brought Lin Xia here! Please instruct! ”

Holding a pen in his hand, the king of Hades who was scratching on a book with the words "life and death" written on the cover "hmm", still writing on it, the gods did not dare to disturb, holding Lin Xia's shoulders and waiting patiently on the side, after a long time, the king of Hades put down the pen and the book of life and death, raised his head and said:

"You're here!"

After saying that, he turned his neck, hammered his shoulders alternately with both hands, and sighed:

"Alas, the work of the underworld is so busy, I am about to get cervical spondylosis and frozen shoulder! Go back, god of the earth, it's none of your business here! ”

The gods were stunned:

"Huh? Hades, you won't cross the river and tear down the bridge, Lin Xia is the savior of our earth......"

Hades opened his bloody mouth and said:

"Shut up! I know better than you what he has to do! You hurry up and go back and forth from there! I'll let you know if there's anything! ”

The gods couldn't, patted Lin Xia on the shoulder and said:

"Lin Xia, I'm back to Earth, you take care of yourself! If you need my help with anything, feel free to contact me! ”

After the god finished speaking, he left, and Lin Xia thought to himself:

"It turns out that the gods are so good at polite words! Looking for you anytime? How can I find you? ”

When the god was gone, Hades commanded:

"It's time to get off work, that's it for today!"

The imps on both sides of the table bowed down and agreed:

"Yes! Hades! ”

After the king of Hades finished explaining his work, he brushed the ground, turned into a height similar to that of ordinary people, stood in front of Lin Xia, looked at it carefully, and said:

"Lin Xia, you look good, thick eyebrows, big eyes, high nose bridge, thick lips, your future is limitless!"

Lin Xia said:

"Thank you, Lord Hades, for the compliment!"

After saying that, I thought to myself, I am all dead, what future is there! It's not limitless?!

Hades patted Lin Xia on the shoulder and said:

"I know you have a lot to ask me, but I've waited so long, and I'm not in a hurry. Let's go to the sauna, get a massage, and then let's talk while eating! ”

Lin Xia almost fell:

"Sauna? Massage?? There's this in the underworld too? ”

Hades patted Lin Xia on the shoulder again and said:

"There must be! Good things can be enjoyed exclusively in the world! Let's go, follow me! ”

Lin Xia was a little speechless, but he was a dead ghost who had just died, and when he arrived in the underworld, the biggest boss in the underworld gave face, patted his shoulder and talked, he couldn't help but know what to do! Hurry up and keep up!

Lin Xia followed Hades for a few minutes, and came to a courtyard with a sign reading "Tangchi" hanging above the door, and there was an old woman in it who saw Hades coming in, and hurriedly said:

"Hades is here! Who is this dead ghost, uh, dead man? ”

The old woman originally wanted to call Lin Xia a dead ghost, but when she saw that he still had a physical body, she knew that this was not an ordinary dead ghost, so she hurriedly changed her name to call a dead man!

"My name is Lin Xia! Hello mother-in-law! ”

Lin Xia agreed, while thinking about dead ghosts and dead people, it's too ugly, let's call it by name!

The old woman said yes and asked:

"Lord Hades, how do you arrange today?"

Hades glanced at Lin Xia and said:

"Lin Xia, how old are you this year?"

Lin Xia thought for a while and said:

"I'm almost 18 years old!"

Hades said "oh":

"Well, I'll do it half-heartedly. Lin Xia, he's still young, so let's have a 'clear soup and little water'! That's it! ”

The old woman agreed, called two aunts with big shoulders and round waists, and faces full of meat, and led the king of Hades into a room! called a delicate girl named Xiaoling and led Lin Xia into another room!

Looking at the graceful back of the girl in front of her, Lin Xia's heart was pounding! He didn't know why he was dead, his heart was still beating so violently, his palms were sweating slightly, his steps were a little stiff, and his mouth was dry!