769, 37 in a single game!
769, 37 in a single game!
First day of May 2017.
At the BBC Television branch building in Manchester.
Host Gary Lineker, as usual, started his show:
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the final month of the 2016-17 season, I'm Gary, and sitting across from me is still the Jamie you know best, and the other Gary."
Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville nodded towards the camera, which was regarded as a greeting to the audience.
The three of them sat comfortably on the couch, with no coffee table or table in between, and it was a complete talk show.
"The Premier League has reached the 35th round, and with the title already in Liverpool's hands, there are only three suspense in the league to attract everyone's attention."
Lineker held up one finger after another:
"First, Liverpool locked in first, Chelsea are also firmly in second, so who will be third and fourth? Which two teams will follow the red and blue teams in their quest for next season's Champions League?
Second, Black Cats Sunderland have been relegated, so who will be the remaining semi-relegated team? Middlesbrough, Hull City? Or Watford, Burnley? Who will fall into the abyss?
Third, Liverpool have claimed their 35th league win and their momentum looks completely unstoppable! So here comes the question, they ...... Can you keep winning all the seasons? β
βYesοΌβ
βNoοΌβ
The two guests gave their own answers almost simultaneously.
But the result was a slight surprise to Lineker.
Because it is Manchester United who says "yes", and it is Liverpool's own vice-captain who says "no"!
Neville glanced at his nemesis with disdain:
"Some people just like to build character, Liverpool are in full swing this season, and I don't think they will lose in the remaining three league games."
Carragher shrugged:
"You're talking about the league? I thought you were talking about winning on all fronts throughout the season! After all, my village is about to face the challenge of a super giant like Paris Saint-Germain, and I am really scared when I think about it! β
This time, he was sneered at by both Garys, and the cameraman and director not far away even gave him a middle finger.
This guest, you have added too much drama by yourself!
Super Giants Grand Paris...... Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this phrase?!
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"Look at the numbers on the big screen," Lineker leaned slightly:
"166 goals in 55 games, that's what Liverpool's Captain Loong achieved last season, averaging more than three goals per game.
At this time last year, we all thought it would be the best stat of his career and the highlight of his life, just like Messi's insane goalscoring efficiency in 2012.
After all, the constant frenzied scoring of goals is always hard to come by, and the fact that Lonshette was able to score so many goals last season has nothing to do with Liverpool's participation in the Europa League - because in the Europa League, they will face many opponents who are clearly weaker than themselves, and that is the best chance to score points, and this year's return to the Champions League will be much more difficult to score.
But...... We all seem to be wrong, right, both? β
The two guests looked different: Neville shook his head helplessly, while Carragher smiled proudly, as if Lineker was complimenting him......
The numbers on the big screen add another set:
"57 games, 294 goals!"
"You read that right, this is the goal stats of Lonjut this season, 294 goals in 57 games, an average of ...... per game 5.17 balls! β
Lineker had known about the result, but his voice was still full of shock:
After beating Juventus in two legs, he led his side to three big victories, scoring six goals in a row at home to help Liverpool beat Tottenham Hotspur 7-2 and convincingly advance to the FA Cup final; After that, he played two clean sheets of 15-0 and 13-0, defeating Crystal Palace and Watford respectively, and the captain of Liverpool scored two consecutive doubles! β
Neville was still shaking his head:
"13 goals in a game, 10 goals in a game...... If I didn't know what show I was on, I would have thought I was watching a basketball game!
And...... Even in basketball, not all players can score 13 goals, right?! If converted, these 11 goals are equivalent to 26 points per person! β
"Oh no," Carragher shook his head in denial, "I've taken a closer look at how Long scored in this game, and only two of his 13 goals came in the box, so it should have been two two-pointers and 11 three-pointers, adding up...... How much? β
As we all know, the mathematical ability of ordinary Europeans and Americans is not as good as that of East Asians, so the three of them hurriedly calculated for a long time, and finally knew the correct answer with the help of the logistics staff of the program team:
2*2+3*11=37 points.
"If you put Longshute on the NBA court and score 37 points at the peak, it will be at the level of Maddie or Anthony at most."
Carragher shook his head and said serious nonsense:
"Not only is it far inferior to legends such as Jordan (69 points per game), Kobe Bryant (81 points), James (61 points), and Chamberlain (100 points), but it is even inferior to Thompson (37 points in a single quarter and 52 points in the game), that is, a third-rate player."
Neville jumped up from the couch with a thud, and he looked at Carragher viciously:
"Jamie, you know what you look like now...... How much underwhelming?! β
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Between the ages of 26 and 30, often considered the golden age of professional football, Lonshette has also stepped into the pinnacle of his own in this world.
He has been in more consistent form this season than before, with the exception of a fourth-round fixture against Leicester City, where he has featured in the remaining 34 league games.
In addition to the league, the Champions League, the League Cup, the FA Cup, he is involved in every game, and he will definitely score.
294 goals in 57 games, with an average of 5.17 goals per game, this is no longer the level of Messi + Ronaldo, but truly surpassing human beings!
Once upon a time, if you scored more than 30 goals in a single season in all competitions, you could be considered a superstar......
This standard has been forcibly increased by 10 times by Longshute!
If you can't score 300 in a season, what qualifications do you have to be called a superstar?!
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When the BBC's "Today's Race" aired, Ronshit was interviewed by Sky TV at home.
Before the host could ask questions, he took out a large number of jerseys, scarves, postcards, and even a football ...... from his bag
"First of all, can you sign a few names for me? We're all huge fans of yours as a family! β
Although Longshute is approachable, he is not without a fight.
He smiled and didn't take the pen handed over by the other party:
"Of course, when the visit is over, if I'm in a good mood, I can sign it all for you."
If the reporter really wants to get his autograph, then this interview must give face to the big guy Zulong, and he must not dig a hole for him, otherwise he can of course refuse to sign it.
The reporter couldn't understand this little bit of overtones, he nodded excitedly and began his work:
"You and your team have won 58 games this season, which one is the most satisfying or impressive for you?"
Long Shute smiled slightly:
"Next."
He remembered that he had read such a similar little story in the textbook before the crossing, and when he read it for the first time, he felt very compelling, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today.
And this answer is also very appropriate, without any sense of abruptness.
Next game...... It's the Champions League semi-final between Liverpool and Paris Saint-Germain!
The reporter continued to ask:
"So what do you think is the strongest opponent this season?"
Ronshit went on to answer:
"Next."
"You've scored 294 goals, which one do you think is the most important?"
"Next."
Long Shute has given up thinking, this is really a convenient and versatile answer!
I only heard the reporter ask again:
"So...... When will your 300th goal come? Next, or next? Or the next one? β
Long Shute almost blurted out:
"Next."
The reporter's eyes were about to go blind:
"What do you mean...... Next game...... You're going to score at least six goals?! The opponent is not a cat or a dog, it is the French hegemon Paris! β
Ronshit has already regretted it.
He just wants to scold MMP!
Damn journalist, you took Lao Tzu to the ditch!
But...... If you brag about it, you have to finish it even with tears in your eyes!
I saw him nod his head firmly:
"You can publish every word I say.
What happened to the Ligue 1 overlords?
What happened to the Middle Eastern tyrants?
Their home ...... What's wrong with it?
Yes, I'm Longshut...... It's going to put six goals on their home turf!
If it weren't for the weight of the opponent, I wouldn't have bothered to score my 300th goal of the season! β
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Unai Emery, the Parisian coach thousands of miles away, couldn't help but sneeze.
Damn, why did the sky in the north suddenly go dark?
It looks like thunder!
Which Taoist friend is cultivating immortals?