The key reason why cold jokes are not funny is because others don't understand them.

What's so funny about you saying a joke you don't understand?

Just today, Miss Su and Liu Yiyi both refreshed their views on each other, they really didn't know if they didn't see it, and they were shocked when they saw it, it turned out that what they showed in each other's eyes was not their true selves, and they had a layer of bright protective color to protect themselves.

This is understandable, after all, girls, it is normal to take some means to protect themselves, very scientific, and there is no problem at all.

In life, everyone wears a mask, and no one except your closest and dearest knows who you are really under the mask.

Liu Yiyi and Miss Su are best friends who talk about everything, and they have been friends for more than ten years, but even so, it is impossible to let Miss Su know everything, every woman has her own secrets, and it is impossible to tell others casually, even if the other party is her own relatives.

However, how can such a thing as a secret be hidden forever?

One day, for various reasons, the secret will be exposed.

This day is not long......

Just like today, Liu Yiyi exposed her true colors, she would be rude and scolding, it is unimaginable, if it wasn't for Miss Su seeing it with her own eyes, I really didn't know that her best friend was such a deeply hidden person.

Of course, Miss Su herself is also a very hidden person, and she can be described by an idiom with a not very good meaning "inconsistent between the inside and the outside", this guy's nature is quite bad, he likes to play tricks on others, and he has a special bad taste......

Now seeing that Liu Yiyi exposed her true nature and turned into a foul-mouthed little sister, in order not to be killed by her, she had to expose her bad taste, plus Liu Yiyi scolded people and did not give it anything, so she directly grabbed the lead and fired at the navy.

Miss Su is worthy of being a big lady who combines two world cultures, the poisonous tongue girl is not covered, this combat power is not simple, one shot kills countless enemies, but unfortunately the navy is too thick-skinned, no matter how ruthless the scolding is, it will not work, but it is still useful to do so, at least out of anger.

Ten minutes later......

After Miss Su finished venting, her depressed mood was swept away, and she suddenly felt refreshed, as if she was about to soar.

I saw her leaning comfortably on the back of the computer chair, leaving the keyboard with her two hands naturally, then raised high, her head dangling, and then stretched, yawning, and looked leisurely and suitable.

"Hey, Sister Yiyi, what's wrong with you?"

But when Miss Su relaxed and looked up at Liu Yiyi who was standing beside her, she suddenly found that the other party seemed to be frightened by something, and she was stunned, like a fool.

"You, you ......"

Liu Yiyi couldn't help but stretched out her hand and pointed at Miss Su, her delicate face was full of shocked expressions, and she couldn't even say a complete sentence.

"What's wrong with me? Sister Yiyi, I'm not so scary, I'm so scared that you can't even say a word, hehe......" Miss Su said with a smile, her tone full of ridicule.

When Liu Yiyi heard this, her face was a little unbearable, this girl wanted to rebel! No, it must be suppressed quickly, and then his face turned cold, and he said coldly: "Mengmeng, you dare to ridicule your sister Yiyi, I think you don't want to live, hurry up and come over to me, let your sister Yiyi loosen your muscles and bones!" ”

While speaking, Liu Yiyi was about to pounce, so frightened that Miss Su hurriedly put her hands on her chest, made a posture to protect herself, and at the same time changed her face, pretending to be pitiful, and begged: "Sister Yiyi, don't do this, I know it's wrong, you just let me go, I won't ...... next time"

'And next time?' It looks like you're going to die without repentance! Hehe......'

Liu Yiyi's eyes widened, and she looked at Miss Su with an unkind face, she couldn't believe a word of what she said, and resolutely continued to pounce.

However, the matter of teaching Miss Su again was not done after all, because the terrifying demon king came back and taught other people's daughters in front of other people's mothers, this kind of thing, Liu Yiyi couldn't do it, so Liu Yiyi, who had recovered her ladylike form, showed a decent smile on her face: "Auntie, you're back, I'm sorry, I'm too busy during this time, so I didn't come to see you, please don't be surprised." ”

"I don't blame you, it's normal to be busy, I don't want our little lazy child, the door is not out of the door all day long, staying at home motionless, I thought she was a seventy or eighty-year-old old woman, it really made me fuck my heart, you have time to come often, take our little lazy child out to play, we are parents, she doesn't listen, this rebellious period has not ended until now, it's really ......"

"Mom~~~ What are you talking about? In front of Sister Yiyi, you just exposed your daughter's shortcomings like this, does this make you happy? Miss Su was furious, this old mother is really, she came to dismantle her daughter's stage again, it was really sad to have such an old mother, she couldn't let her continue to talk, otherwise it would be even more embarrassing later, so she stood up directly and said to the terrifying demon king.

"Hey, really, my little lazy child will be shy, this embarrassed look, it looks ......like something different" Lin Jiwen smiled very beautifully, her smart eyes were extraordinarily cunning, like bright stars in the starry sky, exuding a moving luster.

It's just that she seems to continue to say this, how can this work?

Miss Su is not allowed.

Thereupon......

She used her nirvana stunt, with a cute smile on her face, deliberately lengthened her voice, and said delicately: "Mom~~~ You still have no end, it's not easy for Sister Yiyi to come to our house, let's not talk about this, okay?" Hurry up and prepare a meal, Sister Yiyi is going to stay for dinner tonight, and you don't want others to say that our family is slow to treat Sister Yiyi, right? ”

While speaking, Miss Su also threw out a cute look, and Lin Yuwen, who was looking at it, was slightly stunned, what's wrong with this little lazy girl today, there is no horizon for cuteness!

However, what the little lazy man said is very reasonable, and he really can't treat the little girl of the Liu family slowly, otherwise, wouldn't he be embarrassed in front of Wang Yuanyuan?

This is absolutely forbidden!

In her life, it is okay to lose face in front of others, but she must not lose face in front of Wang Yuanyuan, because that is her lifelong enemy, a lifelong bond, constantly cutting, and messing up......

Oh, I forgot to say it, the lady named Wang Yuanyuan is Liu Yiyi's mother, and she is also a good friend and foe friend of Lin Yuyi, a good best friend, a good friend of Ji Ji......

Uh-huh, the egg yolk pie is so delicious!

The friendship between women is very strange, and no one can figure out when they will turn enemies into friends and when they will turn friends into enemies......

All in all, this is the grievance of the previous generation, don't pull it to the next generation. Besides, the two of them don't have any deep hatred, and it's not impossible to have a smile and enmity when they encounter it, but there is a kind of person who wants to save face, and simple things will be complicated, these two women are like this, they are obviously good friends, but they still don't admit it, this kind of "inconsistency" is also a woman.

Of course, Miss Su and Liu Yiyi knew the grievances between their two mothers, but the two of them obviously didn't care about this, otherwise the two of them would not have become friends, they would have become lifelong enemies for a long time, and then they killed and fell in love, and the last one was diagnosed with leukemia, and his life was not long, one was hit by a car and lost his memory, forgetting each other...... Hehe, full of Korean dramas, I want to vomit.

Lin Yiyi's face became serious, she glanced at Miss Su solemnly, and then changed her face to show a smile, looked at Liu Yiyi and said, "Yiyi, stay for dinner tonight, try Auntie's craftsmanship, definitely better than your mother!" ”

Liu Yiyi smiled, like a little yellow flower, she refused: "No need, Auntie, I won't stay, my mother is still waiting for me to go back to dinner." ”

Lin Yiyi glanced at Liu Yiyi, a sad expression appeared on her face, and said: "I'm so sad, I finally learned how to do it, this is the first time to show my skills, people don't appreciate it, it's so sad......"

When Liu Yiyi heard this, she was quite embarrassed, she was very helpless, what else could she do? Of course, I promised to stay and eat!

This fully tells us a truth -

Ginger, sure enough, it's still old and spicy!

After watching the performance of the Horror Demon King, Miss Su couldn't help but complain in the end: "Mom, you can do ......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the cruel eyes of the terrifying demon king, which means, you dare to say it and try it, see if the old lady can beat you to death!

Under the threat of the Horror Demon King, Miss Su didn't dare to tell the truth, her face became slightly stiff, and then she quickly recovered, as if it had never happened, and smiled sweetly: "Mom, I didn't even know that you could cook, it seems that you have hidden a lot of things from me!" ”

Lin Jiwen smiled with satisfaction: "Mom knows a lot of things, you know something, you know how to play with the computer all day long, you don't do it at all, I tell you, you have to ......"

'I endure! I endure! I can't take it anymore! If you keep talking, I won't do it, mother! I'm going to turn my face with you~~~'

Miss Su rolled her eyes at the Horror Demon King.

After this statement, Lin Jiwen quickly understood what she meant, and she didn't hold on to her, the fish died and the net was broken, how could this kind of thing happen?

Take it when you see it, accept it when you see it, Lin Yuwen decisively put it away, finished counting Miss Su, and then looked at Liu Yiyi with a smile: "Okay, I'll go cook, Yiyi, you play with Mengmeng for a while, and when the meal is ready, I'll notify you!" ”

After saying this, Lin Yuwen walked out of the room humming a song and went to prepare dinner tonight.