Chapter 2 - Conquering Big and Small Joe
"I'm sorry, it's a forbidden name for you to get a nickname, please change it again." The beauty looked at Jiangnan at this time, and her tone was soft and jurate.
Well, everyone else is so polite. Jiang Nan had to change it again, and after thinking about it, Jiang Nan said again: "Liu Bei, his brother." ”
“…… Sorry you got the name ......"
"Cao Cao's brother!"
“…… Sorry you got the name ......"
"Big and Little Joe's father!"
This time the system beauty did not reply, generally encountered this kind of vexatiousness, the system can give the player a lightning strike. Obviously, Jiangnan is the kind of person who has nothing to do when he is full, and specializes in finding faults.
At this time, the system beauty was already preparing for the lightning strike, and the so-called lightning punishment was an attack on the spirit of Jiangnan. Don't underestimate mental aggression, know that mental pain goes far beyond physical pain.
The jade hand of the system beauty was lightly raised, and the crystal clear hand flashed with light purple thunder.
Jiang Nan's heart suddenly burst out, and his eyes looked at the system beauty vigilantly: "You, what are you going to do?" ”
The system beauty ignored Jiangnan, waved her hand towards Jiangnan, and a lightning bolt struck Jiangnan.
"Ahh
Jiang Nan, who was struck by lightning, let out a cry of pain. At the same time, in the real world, when Jiang Nan was hit, the jade on his chest actually flickered, exuding a milky white light. Immediately afterwards, the game hall where Jiang Nan was located suddenly darkened, and Jiang Nan lost consciousness.
Somewhere in China:
"What's the situation? What's going on with this service hall? ”
"Report to Director, nothing out of the ordinary. This fluctuation, it should be which unsightly player teased the customer service reception. Then, it was struck by lightning......"
"Oh, that's right."
The supervisor nodded and left, it is really normal for a man to flirt with customer service. Of course, flirting with customer service comes at a cost.
Game World, Yuzhou, somewhere in Ruyin County:
Jiang Nan looked at the two best little Loli sleeping in his arms with straight eyes, and was at a loss: I'll it, what's the situation? Welfare?
When Jiangnan was in a daze, the voice of the system came to his ears: "Please enter your game nickname." ”
"Jiangnan scholar." Jiang Nan shook his head and said the name he had already thought of. You also have to enter a nickname to enter, and Jiangnan is also the first person in online games.
"Congratulations to the player for the successful naming, now it's a body scan, please wait ......"
"The body scan is complete, the attributes are confirmed, please check it for yourself."
After finishing speaking, the system was immersed, and when Jiangnan was about to check his attributes, a notice made the entire Huaxia service area boil:
"Ding, the whole district notice: The player Jiangnan scholar subdues the big and small Qiao sisters, and rewards 1000 prestige, and a big Dan!"
"Ding, the whole district notice: The player Jiangnan scholar subdues the big and small Qiao sisters, and rewards 1000 prestige, and a big Dan!"
"Ding, the whole district notice: The player Jiangnan scholar subdues the big and small Qiao sisters, and rewards 1000 prestige, and a big Dan!"
After three system announcements, the entire Huaxia service area boiled, and the players who were doing tasks and leveling up also paused:
"Holy! Accept the big and small Joe sisters? Is this all right? The system has a convulsion! ”
"God, who is the great god of Jiangnan scholars, please take me to fly!"
"Brothers, find me a Jiangnan scholar...... Grab the big and small Joe sisters for me! ”
"How is this possible, no matter how big and small Qiao says it, he must be a god-level person, right? How long did it take for the server to be accepted by players? Why do you tell me that this game has no bugs? ”
"Yes, that's right! There must be something wrong with the system! We must be given an explanation for this matter! ”
Big and small Qiao, a famous beauty in the Three Kingdoms. You must know that every game like the Three Kingdoms, the big and small Qiao sisters are one of the biggest highlights. As soon as the server was opened, the big and small Qiao sisters were taken away, and it was strange that the players were happy! Especially those male players who are very yearning for big and small Joe do not agree.
What the players didn't know was that while they were shocked, the staff of Huaxia were even more shocked. Of course, it was not only the staff of Huaxia Kingdom who were shocked...... There is also Jiangnan with a sluggish face.
"Big, big and small?" Jiang Nan's eyes widened, and his jaw slammed to the ground in surprise. What is the concept of big and small Joe, everyone who plays the Three Kingdoms knows that this is a historical-level beauty. In this game world, if you plan according to the strength level, it is a god-level character.
When Jiangnan was shocked, the two little Loli in his arms slowly woke up. The two small faces are extremely similar, exquisitely carved, pink and cute, like dolls, which makes people fall in love. What's more, the two are too young. The oldest one is five or six years old at most, and the younger one is about two or three years old. It seems that he has not been weaned yet.
What kind of trouble is the system going to make? Jiang Nan is speechless now, is it because he wants my master to earn three years of blood and not lose the death penalty?
Jiang Nan was still there secretly roaring, the youngest stretched out his pink little hand and rubbed his bright eyes, then set his eyes on Jiang Nan, and then threw himself into Jiang Nan's arms and shouted: "Daddy! ”
Thump!
Jiangnan was unstable and fell to the ground.
Shaking his head vigorously, Jiang Nan looked at the little Lori in front of him with a dull gaze, and said in a helpless tone: "You call me Shenma?" ”
God, if you're not mistaken, I'm only twenty-three years old, okay! I haven't even gotten married.,There's a child paper in the game!?
"Daddy......" Xiao Qiao said and rushed to Jiang Nan's side, but Xiao Qiao's height was too low, so he had to hug Jiang Nan's thighs and look at him pitifully with his little head up.
Gangnam: ......
"Daddy, Xiao Qiao is hungry ......" Xiao Qiao hugged Jiangnan's thighs, flattened his mouth, and continued pitifully.
While Xiao Qiao spoke, Jiang Nan's other thigh was also hugged, and when he lowered his head, there was a pitiful little face bag. is worthy of being a god-level beauty, even if it is a little Lori, she also has amazing charm, which makes Jiang Nan feel that if she doesn't feed them now, it is simply intolerable.
After searching all over the body for a long time, Jiang Nan finally took out two steamed buns, handed them to the big and small Qiao sisters, and said, "No, eat slowly, don't choke." ”
"Thank you, Daddy."
Da Qiao took the steamed bun and didn't dislike it, so he gnawed it wildly while holding the steamed bun.
Xiao Qiao's two fleshy little hands held a big steamed bun, and his little mouth flattened: "Daddy, Qiao Qiao wants to drink grandma." ”
Thump...... Jiangnan was unstable and fell to the ground again.
Milk? Jiang Nan can't find this thing now, and in desperation, Jiang Nan hugged Xiao Qiao for a while. Then, he chewed the steamed bun first and fed Xiao Qiao to eat it slowly. In the end, Jiang Nan's eyes straightened: the big white steamed buns given by the system were all eaten by Xiao Qiao...... also shows a look that is still unfinished!
Looking at Xiao Qiao, who is so talented as a foodie, Jiang Nan almost didn't kneel down for her.
Jiang Nan took advantage of the time at this time and took a look at his attributes.
Character: Jiangnan scholar
Level: Zero
Reputation: 1000 (slightly famous)
Identity: Displaced person
Occupation: None
Commander-in-Chief: 10
Valor: 10
Intelligence: 10
Stamina: 99
Skill: Gathering (comes with your own skill, and the system gives it for free.) )
Equipment: Coarse white clothes, coarse cloth pants, straw sandals.
Gold: 100 copper coins
After reading his attributes, Jiang Nan smiled with satisfaction. It's not bad, full of attributes, and it's very in line with the identity of his protagonist.
Commander: A commander can lead a hundred people, and those with high commander attributes can choose to build a village and become a lord player.
Bravery: It is related to the force value, if the courage value is high, it is suitable for being an adventurer.
Intelligence: A player with high intelligence is a good candidate for a life player, because the higher the intelligence, the faster the bottleneck will be broken. Once a player reaches the master level in a certain field, he will not have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life.
Stamina: It is related to the player's hunger, the lower the stamina, the worse the player's state, once the stamina is zero. Then congratulations, you're going to starve to death in no time.
Money: Official information: One gold is equal to one hundred silver is equal to ten thousand copper coins.
At present, the exchange of real currency and virtual game currency is not yet open, however, the official information released is that one RNB is equal to one copper coin. In other words, by the time each player enters the game, he has already managed to earn a hundred oceans.