Chapter 150: Green Cow
Chu Ling was almost so frightened that he jumped two meters high.
Originally, he was surprised to know that this old servant was a scalper, but he was skinny, but now he heard that the old servant was a mount divine beast, which made Chu Ling even more unbelievable.
How is this possible?
Not to mention that the mount is a beast, just the skinny appearance of the old servant, I am afraid that I will not even be able to carry a three-year-old child, let alone carry an adult man.
Taking a step back, even if he is a mount, who dares to sit on it? I am not afraid that the old cow will fall down and make a false accusation of 320,000 yuan!
When the old servant Jinniu saw him with such a stunned look, he felt even more strange in his heart, the master has been in the lower realm for a few months, what's the matter, when he came to the sky, he didn't even know his own mount?
He reluctantly put down two wooden buckets, which were filled with water, and had to be lowered slowly so that they did not overflow.
The old cow has a good skill in carrying water, and he put down the barrel as steady as Mount Tai, without spilling a drop of water.
You know, the bucket is full and almost overflowing, and the tension of the entire water surface is as tight as a raised film, which can be so stable that the hands do not tremble, and it is almost like an oil seller.
Chu Ling was also amazed at the stability of the old cow carrying the water, sure enough, people can not be good-looking, the sea water can not be measured, if you look at it from the outside, you will only think that this old cow is just a dying old man, I can't imagine that the strength of the hand is so powerful, hidden deeply.
Chu Ling remembered the classical Chinese of the oil seller when he was in school, and it took a lot of effort to memorize it, and he still remembers it deeply.
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Chen Kangsu is good at shooting, unparalleled in the world, and the public is also self-conscious. Taste shooting in the family garden, there are oil sellers who stand on their shoulders, and they don't go for a long time. I saw that his target was eight or nine times out of ten, but it was slightly jawed.
Kang Su asked, "Do you know how to shoot?" Weng said: "There is no him, but he is familiar with it." Kang Su said angrily: "Er'an dares to shoot lightly!" Weng said: "I know it with my oil." "He took a gourd and put it on the ground, and covered his mouth with money, and drained it with a ladle, and entered it through the hole of the money, and the money was not wet. Because he said: "I don't have him, but I know it." Kang Su laughed and dismissed him. How is this different from Johnson's so-called unraveling of the ox and the wheel?
This sentence "without him, only familiar with your hands!" made Chu Ling deeply impressed.
The whole article is probably about one thing: "Kangsu Gong Chen Yaozhi is good at archery, and there is no second person in the world who can compare with him, and he boasts of this ability." Once, when he was shooting arrows at the archery field at home, an old man who sold oil put down his burden and stood there looking at him with slanted eyes, and he didn't leave for a long time. The old man who sold oil saw that he had shot eight or nine arrows out of ten, but he only nodded slightly. Chen Yao asked the oil seller: "Do you also know how to shoot arrows?" Aren't my archery skills very skillful?" The old oil seller said: "There is no other mystery, but it is just skillful." After hearing this, Chen Yaozhi said angrily: "How dare you despise my archery skills!" The old man said: "With my experience in pouring oil, you can understand this truth." So he took out a gourd and put it on the ground, put a copper coin on the mouth of the gourd, and slowly scooped oil into the gourd with an oil ladle, and the oil was poured into the hole without the money getting wet. So he said, "I have no other mystery, but I am skilled in my hands." Chen Yaozhi smiled and sent him away. What is the difference between this and the story told by Zhuangzi about the Kui Ding dismantling the ox and the wheel being flattened and the wheel being chopped?
This little story naturally also explains the reason why the old cow is as stable as Mount Tai.
After putting down the bucket steadily, Jin Niu bent down his rickety back and slowly lay on the ground, his back still rising high, and the whole person was like a curved arch bridge.
His body began to change, and his green clothes gradually turned into rough skin, covered with fine hairs.
The whole body began to stretch up thick muscles, which was completely different from the skinny appearance before.
Appearing in front of Chu Ling, it was actually a majestic green cow, two meters tall, as strong as if it was fed with protein powder.
Is this still the skinny old servant?
One before and one after, one person and one cow, it's just a difference between cloud and mud!
If it weren't for the whole process of watching the transformation up close, and there was no video clip, Chu Ling would have had to be an illusion.
"Master, now I believe that I am a cow cultivator, right?"
"That's not right, didn't you just say that you were a scalper cultivator, why did you become a green cow now?
Chu Ling found out where he contradicted himself, and the narrative was inconsistent, what kind of plane.
"Master, don't get me wrong, the reason why I became a green cow is my false appearance, the scalper is vulgar and not elegant, so Taishang Laojun's cow mount is also a green cow, it's all like this. Jin Niu explained.
This is also true, I haven't heard Taishang Laojun riding an old ox, is that preparing to work in the fields?
Although the ox has been the main animal force for ploughing the land for thousands of years, the image is too popular, and it is accompanied by the yellow earth all day long, lacking fairy energy, and the green ox is more immortal than the green ox.
Immortals also love vanity, this kind of choice in face, or appearance is justice.
Since Jinniu can change, it is not surprising that it will be transformed into a green cow with a better image.
However, what makes Chu Ling a headache is that the weight of the ox is acceptable, but the foot strength is not fast, and he wants to let the ox replace the horse and use it as a mount, that is not Anbu as a car, and the horse can reach Yaochi 120,000 miles away in the year of the monkey?
Many network anchors must want a green cow to be their mount, so driving an ox cart to Qinghai-Tibet, what a good gimmick, it will definitely attract a large number of people to brush gifts.
It's a pity that this has become a problem for Chu Ling.
"Old Niu, what is your speed?"
"Tell the master, if you don't take into account the load, the old cow alone can go at full speed, about 50 miles per quarter of an hour. ”
A quarter of an hour is equal to 15 minutes, there are four quarters in an hour, 50 times 4, that is 200 miles, and it can reach 200 miles per hour, that is, 100 kilometers, which is not slow, and you can even drive the old cow on the high speed.
However, the distance of 120,000 miles, at this speed, when you arrive at Yaochi, I am afraid that the flowers will be gone.
It seems that it is unreliable to ride an old cow.
"You're the only one in the house?" Chu Ling didn't hold out any hope, but still asked.
"Yes, I wonder where the master is going?" asked Jinniu.
Can you tell Lao Niu about this, if he has a big mouth and says it outside, won't it be over?
The big theft case of Pan Taoyuan has not yet been revealed, and all the charges will be planted on yourself at that time, which is not miserable.
"The place to go is a little far away and I don't know how to get there. ”
Jin Niu was stunned for a moment, and said: "Master, if you travel far away, aren't there auspicious clouds everywhere in the heavenly court? As long as the master steps on the auspicious clouds, no matter how far away, you will arrive in an instant." ”
it! Why did you forget this stubble! Yes, there are auspicious clouds, a somersault cloud, 108,000 miles! Other normal points do not need to turn somersault clouds, and the speed is enough.
Twelve thousand miles away, it was just a half-somersault cloud, and it even accidentally crossed the line.