Chapter 260: Above the Sky

With the last Duowen Heavenly King swallowed by the panda, the panda's divinity became stronger than ever, making Gao Huan, who had just been promoted to god, feel shocked when he stood next to him.

"How? My current strength is strong enough, can I crush the Heavenly Gate and step through the sky! The panda said proudly, and his voice was full of mid-term, straight through the clouds.

But before Gao Huan could answer the panda's question, at this time, a cloud of purple gas floated in the sky, and a purple-robed immortal walked slowly to the gate of heaven on a white deer, looked at the mess in front of the gate of heaven, and then sighed and said, "Who are you?" Why do you have to step through the sky? ”

Panda looked at this immortal and replied loudly, "I don't know why I must crush the Heavenly Gate and step through the sky, but I have such a thought in my heart. I knew it would be nice to be a comfortable dormitory manager, but someone insisted on demolishing the dormitory I was guarding and embarrassing my students. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I decided to follow my heart, be an ambitious person, crush the gate of heaven, step through the sky, and then re-establish the rules of this heavenly palace, be a panda with dreams, and be a panda useful to society. Then crushing the gate of heaven is only my first step, stepping through the sky is my second step, yes, I am so willful! ”

The purple-robed immortal glanced at the crazy panda, shook his head, and said, "If you are also troubled by the door today, the four brothers who guard the door are also devoured by you." You just go back and don't step through the sky again. How innocent Ling Xiao is, monkeys, lotus root people, and pandas all have to step on Ling Xiao one by one, but Ling Xiao is already very tired, and he doesn't want to be trampled on anymore, but has any of you considered him? No! All you think about is yourself! In this way, he still says day by day that he wants to be a useful person to the Heavenly Palace, are you serious? ”

The panda glanced at the purple-robed immortal and said, "Who are you?" Do I want to break through the sky to pass on you, why are you stopping me. And this is really the first time I've stepped through the sky, and you're not right to say that. It's their business for the monkey and the lotus root to step into the sky, I really haven't done this, you're saying that I'm just too much, have you considered my feelings again? No! You only have yourself in your eyes! Why do you think that you selfish people can become gods? You don't have the consciousness to be a god at all! God should be selfless, pure-hearted, and should do everything possible to fulfill others. So even if I want to step through the sky, you shouldn't stop me, you should take the initiative to let me in and step through the sky, so that I can be regarded as having the bearing of God, right! ”

"It's just a strong word!" The purple-robed immortal was so angry that the panda blew his beard and glared, and refuted loudly: "There is no reason at all for you to say this, you are simply arguing with words, you are simply bullying the old man, and there is no law at all!" It's a goddamn fat man! It's not cute at all! You just asked the old man who he is! Then the old man will answer you sincerely! In order to prevent the destruction of the world, in order to maintain the peace of the earth! Carry out real love and justice, cute and charming positive characters! Old man! The old man is the Lingxiao Immortal who shuttles through the sky! Rainbow color, rainbow color tomorrow is waiting for the old man! What do you think! If I say that, you finally know who the old man is! ”

Hearing that Ling Xiao Daxian reported to his home, the panda was stunned, and said: "You are the old friend of the old man of Blackstone who lives on the bank of the Tianhe River, fishes every day, and especially likes to pick chrysanthemums to make tea, and then walks five million light years every day just to find fresh and good water to water the flowers, and then enters the Black Stone Abyss alone to defeat the Flame Demon Lord Lagersalos Millehil Joseton, the old friend of the old man of Blackstone, and has to make an appointment to play chess every day?" I didn't think I'd be able to see you here? Last time, I wanted to go to your concert, but unfortunately I never grabbed a ticket. Now that I can meet a real person at such a close distance, I am really lucky to have three lives and three lives, and suddenly I want to ask you to see the peach blossoms, so I will ask so simply. Great God, about or not? ”

When Ling Xiao Daxian heard the panda's question, his old face turned red and said, "No." Who do you think you are, just an ordinary panda, thinking about stepping on Ling Xiao all day long, even wanting to ask Ling Xiao. Don't you have a little number in your heart? Stupid panda, if you dare to say anything stupid, be careful that I don't spare you! Also, my friend Old Man Blackstone lives on the banks of the Tianhe River, and he fishes for fun every day, and he especially likes to pick chrysanthemums to make tea, and then walks five million light years every day just to find fresh and good water to come back to water the flowers, and then enters the Blackstone Abyss alone to defeat the Flame Demon Lord Lagersalus Milehil Joseton, the matter of this matter should be a secret! How do you know! Quickly recruit from the real thing! Otherwise, don't blame the old man for giving you a big punishment! ”

The panda looked at Ling Xiao Daxian, and suddenly felt that his plan to break through Ling Xiao today was about to run aground, so he talked and said: "The old man of Blackstone lives on the bank of the Tianhe River, and he takes fishing for pleasure every day, and he especially likes to pick chrysanthemums to make tea, and then he walks five million light years every day just to find fresh and good water to come back and water the flowers, and then enters the Blackstone Abyss alone to defeat the Flame Demon Lord Lagsaros Milehir Joseton. A few years ago, the Howling Sky Dog had already investigated all these things clearly, and then wrote them into reports. However, these reports are written in simplified Chinese, and from time to time there are two sentences of canine animal language, and it is normal that you can't understand it. And it's not just the old man who lives on the banks of the Tianhe River, fishes every day for fun, and especially likes to pick chrysanthemums to make tea, and then walks five million light years every day just to find fresh and good water to come back to water the flowers, and then enters the Black Stone Abyss alone to defeat the Flame Demon Lord Lagersalus Milehill Joseton These things. Even some of the secret texts of the legendary invisible people were investigated by the Roaring Sky Dog. However, if you want to know these hidden things, you must add him WeChat first, twenty yuan and twenty copies. And credit is not accepted. ”

Hearing the panda say this, Ling Xiao Immortal was obviously greatly stimulated, his face turned red, and then he waved his crutches fiercely, and accidentally swept the crutches to the white deer under his seat, and directly swept the white deer to death.

"Ahh Yes! O my fawn! How could you have died so miserably!! Wake up, my fawn! Have you forgotten the good times we had together? Have you just left me? How can I bear this grief-stricken me? My heart is in great pain at the moment, as if I am suffering from the power of this separation of branches and leaves, as if there is a huge storm sweeping over my heart, my heart, it is like a dead leaf floating in the wind, there is no home! How can I bear this pain and face a future without you? Please, wake up, okay? Let me relive that day when we ran together in the sunset! As he spoke, Ling Xiao Immortal wept bitterly, and constantly tore his hair with remorse, and after a while, he tore his hair naked.

"I said Ling Xiao Immortal, this fawn can't be resurrected after death, but you don't have to be so sad, right? I have other ways to do it, such as handling this fawn a little bit in a special way, and then letting him continue to be with you in a special way without separation, what do you think? As he spoke, the panda took out pepper, pepper, chili, salt, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, soy sauce, cooking wine, aged vinegar, cumin, star anise, and sesame oil from his pocket and drooled.

"You damn panda! You want to eat my fawn! Ling Xiao Immortal was even more angry, and said: "I have spent a good time with this little deer, walked the best road together, ran under the sunset together, and experienced all the good things in this world together, he is my most important relative. Do you think I will agree to the fact that you have killed it with your own hands, and you want to desecrate its corpse with pepper, pepper, chili, salt, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, soy sauce, cooking wine, aged vinegar, cumin, star anise, and sesame oil? Do you think I'm such a merciful person? No! Don't even think about it! There is no such person in this world! I will never allow you to desecrate my fawn's corpse with pepper, peppercorns, chili peppers, salt, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, soy sauce, cooking wine, aged vinegar, cumin, star anise, and sesame oil! If you must desecrate the corpse of my fawn with pepper, Sichuan pepper, chili, salt, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, soy sauce, cooking wine, aged vinegar, cumin, star anise, sesame oil, etc., then I can only fight back against you fiercely, and let you feel all the pain and despair of life! In the future, as long as you see pepper, Sichuan pepper, chili pepper, salt, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, soy sauce, cooking wine, aged vinegar, cumin, star anise, sesame oil, these things will have nightmares in fear! ”

Panda was stunned for a moment and said, "I understand what you said, but what did you just say?" Who did you say hit your fawn? Why didn't I hear clearly? Do you have the ability to say it again? Believe it or not, I'm pumping you? Don't think that if I've been a fan of you, you can do whatever you want with me! I'm telling you, I'm not a bully either! And it's just the carcass of a fawn, so why should you be so serious? He was your fawn when he was alive, but when he dies, he is no longer a fawn, just a pile of meat in the shape of a fawn. ”

Ling Xiao Immortal was robbed by the panda, and his expression was a little moved, and he said, "Okay, I admit that as a panda, you are indeed very capable of speaking. I was persuaded by you, so you can help me deal with the afterlife of the deer, remember to just be slightly spicy, and then put more coriander and chopped green onions, especially not chili, but can you put cumin remember? To repeat, what I just said. ”

Panda didn't expect Ling Xiao Immortal to be persuaded by himself so easily, and hurriedly said: "As long as it is slightly spicy, then put more coriander and chopped green onions, especially not chili, but you can put cumin." That's right, right. Although I am a panda, my memory is super good, and it is impossible to misremember a word, and that's it. I must have made a perfect mark for not misremembering a word, only you can make a mistake. After all, although you are an immortal, you don't know simplified characters, which is a hard injury. Would you like me to introduce you to a teacher who teaches simplified Chinese? The fee is not high, but it is very responsible and understands the opinions of students. How? Think about it, if I introduce it, the first semester can be half price. ”

At the moment when the panda spoke, the whole fawn had been skinned, the meat and bones were arranged, and roasted on the fire, and the meat was fragrant.

The panda and the Lingxiao Immortal sat next to the fire and ate happily.

"I have to say, although you pandas are fat and stupid and have no special use, but in fact, cooking skills are still very useful, if you didn't run to be a dormitory administrator before, I would be willing to send you to work in the kitchen of Tiangong, where there is still a lack of a chef and a buyer, that's a fat difference, many people can't go if they want to." This is not a position that has a hard relationship and is only possible to enter if the road is wide. Otherwise, it's just delusional! How about it, do you want to think about it, and then give me a few discounts on the matter of that simplified Chinese teacher! Ling Xiao Immortal said.

The panda bit off a piece of meat from a deer's leg, and then said, "This is not good, I want to step through the sky, how can I go to work in the kitchen." Unless Niemi has better lobster, bamboo shoots, tenderloin, eggs, chicken breasts and other foods in your kitchen every day that I can eat as much as I want, I'm going to have to break through the sky! ”

Ling Xiao Immortal was furious, threw the bone in his hand to the ground, and scolded angrily: "You panda has a brain, what's the matter, you eat it, you drink it, you drink it, why don't you have any consciousness after saying good things three or four times?" They say you people don't have anything to do all day long, right? Do you want to break through the sky? But Ling Xiao is really tired, and he is tired of being stared at by others every day, have you considered Ling Xiao? Not at all! You don't even want to think about how miserable Ling Xiao's life is, all you think about is yourself! How can you people live so selfishly? ”

After speaking, Ling Xiao Immortal flicked his sleeves, lifted the bonfire away, and then went to fight the panda with a crutch in his hand, and said: "That's it, since you people are not considerate and lovely at all, and you don't consider Ling Xiao's feelings at all, then I, Ling Xiao, are really saying that no matter how much it is, it is useless, since this is the case, then I might as well wipe out all of you people who disrespect heaven and earth now, and then send a great flood to purify this dirty world and make this world more beautiful." ”

As he spoke, Ling Xiao's real cane pointed at the panda and began to chant a mantra, saying, "I am a Ling Xiao immortal, Ling Xiao is me, I am Ling Xiao." Moon Prism Power! Transform! ”

A large number of ribbons hung down from somewhere, wrapped around Ling Xiao Zhenren's body, and directly tied Ling Xiao Zhenren into a big zongzi, and then the zongzi cracked, and Ling Xiao Zhenren had a pair of steel wings behind him.

And Ling Xiao Zhenren's mantra had not yet been recited, he continued: "Every time, I am strong in wandering and loneliness. Every time, even if I am hurt, I don't shed tears. I know I've always had invisible wings. Take me flying. Fly over despair! Don't think about it, they have a beautiful sun! I see that the sunset changes every day! I know, I've always had invisible wings! Take me fly, give me hope! I'm final! See, all dreams blossom! The young man who chased, how loud the singing voice was! I'm finally flying! Gaze with your heart and don't be afraid! Where there will be wind! Fly as far as you want! Invisible wings! Let the dream last longer than the sky! Leave a wish! Let yourself imagine! ”

When Ling Xiao Zhenren finished reciting this incantation, the pair of steel wings behind him had become extremely solid and solid, flying into the sky with him, and then slammed into the giant panda fiercely, directly knocking the giant panda on his back, and then fell to the ground, and spit out the venison he had just eaten!

"You old fellow, do you say that you should be kind to food and be thrifty? You have knocked out my food like this, and even if your fawn spring is known, you will not be at peace! ”

After saying that, the more the panda thought about it, the more angry he became, and then pointed his huge paw at Ling Xiao Zhenren, chanting a mantra: "I am the god of cuteness!" The bite force is second only to the polar bear, the same level as the brown bear, the running speed can exceed the maximum speed of the somersault cloud flat in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters, can climb a tree more than 20 meters, and can use three or four wolf gods as cushions to play! Now, in the name of the cute god, send down the divine punishment, and let you taste the most tragic punishment in the world! ”

I saw rolling thunder in the sky, and a pair of huge black circles appeared behind the clouds, and then two snow-bright lasers were fired from this huge black circle that suddenly appeared behind the clouds, and smashed down steadily towards Ling Xianren.

The Lingxiao Immortal was defenseless, he didn't expect that such a cute creature could use such a powerful spell, and he was caught off guard for a while, and almost fell from the sky.

"You despicable creature! Heavenly Palace, you actually use such a despicable divine curse to beat me! Don't you know how to respect the elderly? Believe it or not, I'll lie down on the ground, and then slap you hard to make you realize this cruel reality! Of course, I'm just talking, and I'm not going to really go to the bear. But I'm going to punish you, and you're ready to face it! Tremble and wail in my anger! Ling Xiao Zhenren said angrily.

I saw Ling Xiao Zhenren throwing the crutches in his hand towards the panda, and the shape of the crutches continued to grow larger, and became as big as a pillar of heaven. Thick, big, and terrible, black, hard, long, and magnificent.

After Ling Xiao Zhenren threw out his cane, he immediately began to chant the mantra and said, "I am the Heavenly Venerable Ling Xiao Immortal, Ling Xiao is me, I am Ling Xiao." But no one in the world respects me, and one or two will break through the sky, so I will rain terrible disasters on those who disrespect me in front of me! Look at my big cane, my small cane, and the cane that runs through everything, so that you are all stabbed into fools by my cane! ”

Facing the palm that fell towards the top of his head, the panda's body began to grow. This is the supernatural power of the giant spirit god, but after devouring the giant spirit god, this panda can already perfectly use the power of the giant spirit god to strengthen itself.

He caught the cane that fell from the sky with his furry paws, and then chanted: "I am the god of cuteness!" The bite force is second only to the polar bear, the same level as the brown bear, the running speed can exceed the maximum speed of the somersault cloud flat in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters, can climb a tree more than 20 meters, and can use three or four wolf gods as cushions to play! Now, in the name of the cute god, send down the divine punishment, and let you taste the most tragic punishment in the world! ”

I saw rolling thunder in the sky, and a pair of huge black circles appeared behind the clouds, and then two snow-bright lasers were fired from this huge black circle that suddenly appeared behind the clouds, and smashed down steadily towards the staff of the Ling Xiao Immortal.

directly smashed Ling Xiao Zhenren's cane to the side, and then a pair of invisible black and white wings appeared behind the panda, and then he also rose into the sky and hit Ling Xiao Immortal's body at once.

Ling Xiao Immortal was hit by the panda and vomited blood, but he was unwilling to admit defeat, so he stepped on the door of the panda's head, and he didn't know when there was an extra golden fairy sword in his hand, and then he slashed at the panda's body with his sword, and directly cut off the black and white wings behind the panda with a sword.

The wings that the panda had finally condensed were cut off, and he could no longer control his body, so he fell towards the ground, and then smashed it hard, so that he couldn't die and hit Gao Huan, who was watching the battle.

As a result, Gao Huan was not stoned to death by the panda, but a halo flashed on his body, and he directly bounced the panda up, rolling to the side.

"This aura is amazing! I like it! Ling Xiao Zhenren was very surprised when he saw the aura flashing on Gao Huan's body, and then looked at Gao Huan with light in his eyes, and studied it very seriously.

"Oops, it hurts me to death, it hurts more than hitting a nail! What an iron head this friend has! Could it be that I have cultivated a unique secret that I don't know anything! The panda also looked back at Gao Huan and shouted loudly.

Ling Xiao Immortal looked at Gao Huan, slapped the chattering panda unconscious, and then walked in front of Gao Huan, his eyes revealed longing, and said, "I understand, I understand!" This aura is one of the most powerful things in the world! It's more powerful than any spell! Something you can't get by any means! ”

"The name of this thing is 'Protagonist Aura'!"