Chapter 005: "Pig Breeding, Foreign Languages"

"Oh, I'll go, they all say that women in big cities are open, and it's too straightforward!"

Lin Yu screamed in his heart, and couldn't help but clench his legs.

"When there is a dinner in the evening, I will ask you to join us, and you can do whatever you want at other times!"

"That's what it means." Lin Yu patted his chest, as if he was frightened, "I thought the boss was going to do those shameful things to me!" ”

"You!"

Xiao Yu was speechless poetically, and angrily threw the sofa pillow over, eager to smash him to death!

How can there be such a thick-skinned person in the world!

Back then, the grenades of the terrorist organization did not kill Lin Yu, and a small pillow was a tickle for Lin Yu.

But it was such a small pillow that made Lin Yu fall to the ground and cough violently.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Lin Yu fell to the ground, hunched over, like an asthma patient, clutching his stomach, unable to even straighten his waist.

Mother Wu, who had been busy in the kitchen, was startled, and rushed out in a hurry, protecting Lin Yu in her arms, and patting her back,

"What's the matter, why is it that you still cough, is it that you are stuck in your throat by eating something?"

Lin Yu's face was pale, and he waved his hand towards Mother Wu, and his words were difficult, "It's okay, Mother Wu, don't worry, it's an old problem." ”

As he spoke, Lin Yu took out a white medicine bottle without a label from his shirt pocket, poured out more than a dozen green pills from it, and put them all in his mouth in one go, without even drinking water, and swallowed it directly.

Xiao Yushi, who has never had any life experience, stared at the scene in front of her blankly, completely unaware of what was happening, and didn't know how to deal with it, she sat still from beginning to end, until Lin Yu eased up, she didn't come back to her senses, and she didn't know what happened.

"TM, I'm sick at this time!"

Lin Yu scolded angrily in his heart, his fists were clenched, and the green tendons in his hands burst out, whenever this time, what happened on the night of April 16, 2011 was like a movie, vividly, and it was played back in his mind very clearly!

"I will definitely take revenge!"

"I'm going to crush your bones and scatter your ashes!"

After more than ten seconds, Lin Yu has returned to normal, and these are all thanks to the special drugs of the General Hospital of the Yanjing Military Region, or the special drugs that were personally ordered and signed by the General Department of the Military Region, and were developed only for Lin Yu alone, and he is the only one in the whole of China who has them!

Although Lin Yu's complexion improved, Wu's mother was still not at ease, and carefully helped Lin Yu to sit on the sofa.

"Xiaolin, what the hell is going on, don't scare me."

Lin Yu smiled and comforted Mother Wu, "Mother Wu, don't worry, it may have been a mistake just now, the little problems left by the soldiers are just fine, just take a pill, you see that I am alive and well now, how can I look like something is wrong." ”

Mother Wu was still patting Lin Yu's back,

"If you're still feeling well, tell Mother Wu, Mother Wu will take you to the hospital, you can't hide it if you're sick, you know."

"Got it, thank you Mama Wu." This long-lost sense of intimacy can't help but make Lin Yu's eyes moist, and he doesn't know how to deal with it.

Mother Wu looked at Lin Yu worriedly, "I heard from Miss just now that you haven't eaten yet, I'll go to the kitchen to make something to eat for you." ”

Lin Yu nodded, this kind of thing can't be told to them, in their eyes, this is a peaceful world, but in fact, it is far from what they think, and they can't explain it clearly for a while, and even if they explain it, they may not necessarily believe it.

And the best thing to do now is to divert their attention.

Second, Lin Yu was really a little hungry.

Wu's mother returned to the kitchen with three expectations, and only Lin Yu and Xiao Yushi were left in the living room.

"You, were you really just angry?"

Xiao Yushi didn't know how to ask questions for a while, her pretty face turned pale, it was obvious that she was frightened by Lin Yu.

Although the two have not been in contact for a long time, Lin Yu has always been giggled, and he defeated Zhou Biao with thunderous means just now.

So in her impression, Lin Yu was a strong and reliable person, but she never expected that something like that would happen!

He looked like a dying patient just now, completely devoid of the domineering spirit when he subdued Zhou Biao, as if he could easily defeat him!

"It's just a fork."

Lin Yu sat cross-legged on the sofa, staring at Xiao Yushi's towering chest with squinting eyes.

"Otherwise, I'll take you out for a ride, but you'll have to fasten your seatbelts."

"Bastard, fuck off!"

Xiao Yushi glared at Lin Yu angrily, picked up the pillow and smashed it without saying a word.

At this time, Wu's mother came out of the kitchen with a smile, "I made some noodles, eat something to cushion my stomach first." ”

"Mother Wu, you are still laughing, this guy bullied me, and you didn't help me!" Xiao Yushi said angrily to Wu Majiao.

Mother Wu habitually wiped her hands with an apron, and said angrily:

"I think what Xiao Lin said is right, how can you drive without wearing a seat belt, Miss, safety matters can't be capricious."

Xiao Yushi: "......"

"Boss, the noodles are very delicious, if you don't eat them, I'll help you eat them, it just so happens that you are quite fat now, and it is time to lose weight."

When Xiao Yushi came back to her senses, she found that Lin Yu had already finished eating a bowl of noodles at the dining table, Xiao Yushi glanced at her flat lower abdomen, "You are fat, you can only eat one bowl, not much!" ”

"Boss, if you don't exploit employees like this, you won't be able to eat enough."

Xiao Yushi raised her eyebrows, "I will exploit you, how about it." And in the future, when I don't need you, I am not allowed to stay at home and go out to find a job! ”

After speaking, Xiao Yushi put down her chopsticks, ran upstairs with a "kick and star", and when she went downstairs, she held an apple laptop and handed it to Lin Yu.

"Find it now, don't try to stall!"

Lin Yu looked at Xiao Yushi dumbfounded, this girl is too resolute.

"Boss, just arrange for me to work in your company, work during the day and protect you at night, why bother."

Xiao Yushi slapped the table and stared, "You don't know anything, what am I doing with you!" ”

I'm going crazy at home, and if I really get to the company, I can't be angry with myself?

"Also, don't try to bargain, my company won't hire you alive or dead, hurry up and die this heart!"

Mother Wu, who has been busy in the kitchen, smiled when she saw the two of you, this one named Lin Yu came, and this house was more lively than the New Year.

"Xiaolin, come and help me see, I don't know a word of what is written on this."

"Holo."

Lin Yu ran to the kitchen like a run, and found that Wu's mother was frowning at a pile of beautifully packaged ingredients, leaning over to take a look, and couldn't help but be surprised, "Good guy, it's all imported things." ”

"Not really." Mother Wu nodded, squinting at the words on the wrapper, "The words on this are all messy, it's really ugly." ”

Lin Yu smiled, the older generation basically doesn't have a good impression of foreign things, and it is estimated that these are also bought by Xiao Yushi. Otherwise, with Wu's mother's character, she would definitely go to the nearby vegetable market.

Then Lin Yu found a marker on the refrigerator in the kitchen, picked up the beautifully packaged ingredients on the stove, and approached Wu's mother:

"Mother Wu, look at this, this is Italian, and it is written that you can eat it directly by heating it in the microwave."

"In Spanish, it means to keep it in the refrigerator when you can't finish it."

"This is in German, which means that this pan is a high-tech product, and it doesn't need to be oiled when stir-frying, and it doesn't stick to the pan."