01 Angry adults don't cry, stand up and masturbate!

Seeing that the time is almost up, Wang Chenglong went to a toilet slowly, as an otaku, Wang Chenglong still likes to sit there quietly and watch others pretending to be forced, and he doesn't like to show his face, and now he wants to broadcast live, I don't know why his skin is so burning, and his fingers can't hold things nervously.

I couldn't speak nervously, I felt stammered, and there was a sense of apprehension burning.

However, no matter how nervous Wang Chenglong was, the time silently came to 11 o'clock, and seeing that the time was up, Wang Chenglong hurriedly said into the microphone, as if he was going to run away.

"Hello old and old iron, I, I am what you have been looking forward to for a long time, the handsome one alarmed the Party Central Committee, and the new little anchor who sang the song contested Andy Lau explored and discovered, and the little brother bowed and thanked you first."

crackling, Wang Chenglong said a lot of words of thanks, as if a primary school student was memorizing a textbook, stammering and reciting the lines he had memorized many times, then he raised his head and looked at the interface, it was still the interface he had an hour ago, it didn't start broadcasting at all, and Wang Chenglong, who watched it, blushed.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the quest and rewarding a beautiful singing voice, it's time to show off your amazing voice. When the system spoke, Wang Chenglong felt like there were a few villains in his throat who were repairing and repairing it.

But it felt very fast, and it was gone in an instant.

"Ahem! Ahem! Hello everyone! Wang Chenglong pressed his throat and tried the beautiful singing voice given by the system, which was similar to what he used to do, but it sounded very magnetic, and it sounded a little comfortable.

With this interruption, Wang Chenglong's nervousness disappeared unconsciously, and after glancing at the time that a minute had passed, Wang Chenglong hurriedly clicked on the live broadcast.

"Hey! Guys, your budding little anchor has been discovered online, and we will start a live broadcast routine without shame, oh! No, no! A beautiful live broadcast is a daily life. ”

I have been preparing for a long time, but all this has not been used for the broadcast, Wang Chenglong opened his mouth and said, his tone was harmonious and natural, as if he was not nervous at all, and he talked as usual.

The naughtiness and commotion in Wang Chenglong's tone can be smelled across the screen, and everyone knows that a riotous anchor is online.

"What kind of author there is, what kind of anchor, as soon as the anchor speaks, I smell a commotion." Although Wang Chenglong did not open the hue, the magnetic and beautiful voice entered everyone's ears, making the guys waiting in front of the computer or mobile phone feel that their ears are pregnant.

Like Andy Lau's magnetic voice, and like Han Hong's sonorous and powerful voice, it is a little tough and sonorous in its simplicity.

It was as if something had pierced their ears, and the magnetic voice in the commotion stabbed them, making people unconsciously goosebumps all over their bodies, blood flowing, and adrenaline soaring.

"The anchor's voice is so good, my ears are pregnant."

"I was captured by the streamer's voice, and I decided that I would join the Riot Army."

"I saw the anchor behind the screen and was compelling, and I was cheap."

After Wang Chenglong's words, he immediately received several barrages, and some of them brushed 666, and some ridiculed Wang Chenglong, hoping that Wang Chenglong would be colorful, and they wanted to see the anchor's appearance of being cheap.

There are also some tips from sailors.

"Thank you, guys, thank you, thank you for the gift, thank you! Thank you! Because the whole screen was blown up by gifts, scrolling too fast, Wang Chenglong couldn't see it, so he thanked him directly.

The gifts on the screen continued to scroll for more than a minute, and the gifts given by everyone were not expensive, the biggest ones were Li Chenguang's three lobsters and Tang Yu and others' lobsters, which can be said to be relatively shabby, but for a rookie anchor, it is already extraordinary.

Don't look at inexpensive gifts, after more than a minute of swiping the screen, a thousand yuan was still received, which is pure income, not counting the detention of the website.

Seeing everyone's gifts, Wang Chenglong smiled with a heart, and quickly clicked on the game to show a wave of technology for water friends.

"Old guys, it's time for the anchor to show everyone a wave of technology, everyone gives so many gifts, the anchor is a little guilty! Only a vigorous battle can thank everyone for their support, and the Jedi is up. ”

Wang Chenglong clicked on the game happily and easily, and after speeding up, he began to prepare for the game.

At this time, Wang Chenglong glanced at the barrage.

"I think the anchor is so angry, we don't call it the Red Army, we change the name to the Red Army." Seeing that in a group of 666, the anchor has a good voice, the anchor hangs Dazhong, the anchor is pregnant, mixed with this barrage, Wang Chenglong frowned, and felt that something bad had happened.

Sure enough, after a while, I saw such a barrage, and the head of the Fang Guan Riot Legion, Tang Dynasty Yipin, said: The head of the Riot Legion is here, and everyone has not returned to the regiment.

Then there were: the head of the Riot Legion Apologe, Prince Dongre, the head of the Operations Department of the Riot Legion, the chief of staff of the Riot Legion, Sven Boy, and the diplomat of the Riot Legion.

"Let's not bring this, let's do it!" As a new anchor, he was pressed on the first day by someone to press a riot army, which made him see people in the future, Wang Chenglong covered his forehead and said a little sadly.

"When the commotion arrives, the king retreats, and the ministers surrender!" However, everyone didn't seem to hear Wang Chenglong's sadness, and deliberately came up with a slogan, which made Wang Chenglong vomit blood angrily.

"Hey! How will I take my sister in the future! Seeing everyone like this, Wang Chenglong said a little helplessly.

"The last words of the angry adults are the key!" It's not a big deal to make trouble, and he ridiculed Wang Chenglong again, knowing that Wang Chenglong was a sullen man, everyone ridiculed him again.

"Don't cry when you're angry, stand up and masturbate."

followed by a barrage that followed the trend, which is this sentence: The angry adults don't cry, stand up and masturbate, seeing this barrage, Wang Chenglong couldn't stand it anymore, and went directly into the game.

I can't communicate, and I feel full of commotion on the screen, and the commotion is overwhelming.

Wang Chenglong took a look at the online popularity at this time, there are three or four thousand, for a new anchor, this popularity is already very high, Wang Chenglong looked at it in his heart, and decided to show himself well and strive for more popularity.

If you want to rise in popularity, Wang Chenglong, as a systematic man, is playing games, as long as you eat chicken well, you can attract popularity.

However, before Wang Chenglong took off, he saw the barrage of trouble.

"Roar! I thought this anchor was so awesome, and his popularity was only so little! My family Xiuxiu is already 300,000 popular, isn't that who is not blowing your master? Why is it so popular. ”

"There is no comparison in the first place, how can it be compared! The poor Buddha didn't jump over the wall, and my family Xiuxiu has been dominated by rockets. (Buddha jumps over the wall and rockets for a thousand pieces)

"My family Xiuxiu defeated each other with one hand, I don't know what a cow is?"

Hundreds of people came over from the opposite side to send barrages to mock Wang Chenglong and his sailors.

In an instant, the entire barrage was full of their mocking words.