Chapter 001: Lao Tzu Became an Immortal?
Ye Nanfeng was originally a young man in the new era, but he never expected that he had guessed his brilliant life countless times, but on a sunny morning, he unexpectedly came to the sky.
Looking at the clouds and mist, a magnificent and majestic fairy palace loomed, and the huge gold-lettered signboard Nantianmen was on his head.
How did you die...... Phew, how did you ascend to heaven, Ye Nanfeng had forgotten it, only knowing that after waking up, he was already outside the Nantian Gate, changed into a wide-sleeved robe, and was told that he had become a junior immortal in Heavenly Court.
"The Legendary Heavenly Court...... This scene, even if you do a lifetime of movie special effects, you can't shoot it. ”
Looking at the beautiful Heavenly Realm in front of him, which could not be described in words, Ye Nanfeng still felt unbelievable.
It wasn't until he was thrown in front of the deacon immortal officer by the neck that his suspicions were interrupted.
"Ye Nanfeng, right? Twenty years old? Well, the immortal capital is inferior but acceptable, barely ...... Hey, forget it......" After muttering for a long time, the white-bearded immortal official in front of him finally frowned and drew a circle on the small notebook.
"Okay, pass, don't blame me for not reminding you, Heavenly Court is not the kind of place on earth. Walk and look at the dots, don't look around. The deacon immortal officer handed a small sign to Ye Nanfeng, with square small characters written on it, and a warm and cool feeling in his hand, as if he had drunk bubble water, made the whole person, oh no, the whole soul, fluttering.
"Thank you, big guy!" Ye Nanfeng held his small sign nervously, and stepped into the Xiangyun elevator to Heaven in the envious eyes of Ah Piao around him.
Watching the surrounding clouds leave him one by one, he squeezed his thighs fiercely, and a tingling pain was transmitted to the cranial nerves, Ye Nanfeng finally gasped and determined that he had really turned his braids into an immortal.
Lao Tzu actually became an immortal?
Ye Nanfeng took a deep breath, looked around at the towering palaces and five-colored clouds that were getting closer and closer to him, and endured it for a long time to make himself look like a hillbilly who had never seen the world and pretended to be calm. But in front of such a view, I can't suppress the shock in my heart.
Coming back from the shock, Ye Nanfeng looked from far and near, looking at a big river not far away, the river is like a river, rushing like thunder, not like a river in the world, and there are a few cranes by the river, elegantly cleaning their feathers.
"That should be the legendary Tianhe."
Looking at Tianhe and those cranes, Ye Nanfeng was a little excited in his heart, and subconsciously took a few more looks.
However.
Just when Ye Nanfeng took a few steps closer with excitement and wanted to admire those cranes, those cranes also spotted Ye Nanfeng who was looking.
Immediately afterwards, under Ye Nanfeng's stunned gaze, these cranes glanced at him with extremely humane eyes, and then raised their heads, revealing an extremely contemptuous posture, and spread their wings and flew directly into the sky.
The cold wind blade brought up by the crane's wings blew fiercely on Ye Nanfeng's face, and the warm liquid flowed down a little painfully.
Ye Nanfeng was a little dazed, and then reacted, but as soon as the anger on his face appeared, a hand was placed on his shoulder.
Turning his head angrily, he saw a person who was dressed similarly to him, and who was obviously also a junior immortal, looking at him with a smile on his face.
"Hey, brother, don't be angry, those few are the cranes raised by the Taishang Laojun, they are very arrogant, and even some immortal monarchs are looked down on in this heavenly court, let alone us primary immortals. Bear with me, don't lose your life. ”
"Taishang Laojun's crane?!"
Ye Nanfeng was originally angry, but he was splashed with cold water in an instant, even if he hadn't read the history of Tiangongye, but he had read Journey to the West, he knew what a terrible character Taishang Laojun was. This is a big guy who can crush him with a single leg hair!
The angry heart calmed down instantly, and the corner of his eye quickly glanced at the cranes, and sure enough, he saw the arrogant eyes.
Thinking of his current situation, Ye Nanfeng endured his anger for a while, and talked to this immortal as if he didn't care.
"This old brother, the younger brother has just arrived, and he doesn't know anything about Heavenly Court, I wonder if I can introduce the younger brother?" Ye Nanfeng looked at the immortal who had just reminded him that he was older than himself, so he asked with a smile.
The man grinned at Ye Nanfeng, two dimples appeared on his slightly chubby face, and said, "Of course, I am the immortal Song Ke who is the first level of you, and I was sent out to pick you up by the immortal chief, let's go, let's talk while walking." ”
Song Ke is very enthusiastic about Ye Nanfeng, although there are many people in the sky, but there are too few human beings in the sky, Song Ke has a local feeling for Ye Nanfeng, and he knows everything about Ye Nanfeng.
After understanding the general situation, Ye Nanfeng felt a little more confident in his heart.
"I've already registered your information for you." Song Ke took Ye Nanfeng's brand in his hand, poked it in his hand a few times, and handed it to Ye Nanfeng.
"This thing is a communicator, in human terms, a mobile phone, but compared to a mobile phone, this is much easier to use, you slowly grope for it. I'll go first. Song Ke sent Ye Nanfeng for a distance and left in a hurry.
Ye Nanfeng thanked him, and then took the sign, feeling a little curious.
According to Song Ke's prompt, the small token in his hand instantly turned into the appearance of a mobile phone, clicked on the Heavenly Palace navigation, and followed the sign to the immortal island of the mortals assigned by the heavenly court.
When he opened the mobile phone, Ye Nanfeng first connected to the Internet, but found that it was actually a WIFI signal, searched the browser, and there was actually news of modern society.
"Huh? And this kind of operation? Ye Nanfeng was amazed, he thought that Heavenly Court should be the retro style in the costume Xianxia TV series, but he didn't expect that people would have long been at the forefront of fashion.
Ye Nanfeng fiddled with his mobile phone, and a Q version of the old man popped up on the page, habitually white-dressed, white-bearded and white-haired, chubby, and looking at himself shrewdly.
"Hello, I'm a novice of Heavenly Court Intelligence to help the old elves of the system, and I specialize in guiding the cultivation of immortals."
I didn't expect that after I died, I actually opened a golden finger, Ye Nanfeng, who sighed for a long time, learned about the situation in Heavenly Court, now that the times have changed, Heavenly Court is no longer a place where you can cultivate for hundreds of years without moving for hundreds of years by drinking dew.
The Q version of the old immortals is more specific than what Song Ke said, the immortals can't rely on incense to absorb faith, they can only rely on other methods to achieve cultivation, so the queen mother of Shengming learned from the pain, and after traveling in the world, she opened the era of heavenly court online entertainment.
searched for a video of the seven fairies dancing in the sky, Ye Nanfeng was already amazed, the seven beauties, who looked crooked, set up a women's group, danced a wave of flying dance, and the gods who rewarded them were almost lined up from the heavenly court to Buzhou Mountain.
I didn't expect the gods to be so good at playing, Ye Nanfeng lay on the bed and began to think about his future in his mind.