Chapter 19: The Penis Theory
"Teacher!"
"Quick, teacher, teacher fainted!"
Suddenly, there was chaos in the classroom!
The first day of class passed with the old eel fainting, and the next day Zhao Feng found that this Kraken Cultivation Garden was actually closed.
According to the old man Yu who watched the concierge - the teachers are gone, what are you going to do?
Only then did Zhao Feng understand that there was only one teacher in the outer garden, and that old eel!
"Pit daddy, it's just such a teacher, and what he said is so exaggerated, it's still a training school opened by the son of a big demon."
Zhao Feng turned around and found several big lobsters standing behind him, and asked, "You are the octopus that stunned the old eel?" ”
"You're the octopus, your whole family is an octopus!"
Zhao Feng replied angrily.
At this time, the little goldfish hurriedly swam down and anxiously explained: "It's not like this, Xiao Zhang, he didn't mean it, he, he was just careless..."
"Alright, we are the Kraken Army, you can come with us now!"
A few prawns pushed against Zhao Feng with tongs, obviously they wouldn't listen to the little goldfish's defense.
"Oh? Do you want to take a trip? ”
Zhao Feng narrowed his eyes and twisted over to get a bird's-eye view of the prawns with teeth and claws under his body.
Seeing this, the prawn couldn't help but take two steps back and forcefully said, "What? Do you still want to resist? This is a sea city under the rule of the Great Demon! ”
"Hehe, how come? I just want to meet the big guys! ”
Zhao Feng let these prawns push him away with great difficulty.
Seeing this, the little goldfish and the little snail tried to follow, but were stopped by the prawns. There was no way, after the little goldfish wandered for a while, he hurriedly returned to the station and went to find the mother fish.
After listening to the description of the little goldfish, the mother ribbon fish felt that something was wrong inside, and while taking the little goldfish to the place where the Siren Army was stationed, she said strangely to herself: "It stands to reason that he didn't overdo it, no, to be precise, he didn't do anything at all, how could he be taken away by the Siren Army?" What's even more strange is that this guy didn't even resist? ”
The mother ribbon fish thinks that after getting along with each other in the past few days, she thinks that she still knows this octopus better. She thinks that Zhao Feng is definitely a sea type that has the ability to grow into a kraken, not only has talent and a good foundation, but also has ambition, and even has an innate sense of superiority.
But such a guy with a sense of superiority would let a few prawns of the Kraken Army kidnap him at every turn?
Odd!
Very strange!
But after she rushed to the Siren Army garrison with the little goldfish, she understood why Zhao Feng didn't resist.
I saw Zhao Feng standing tall among the many Kraken Army, and his huge body put a lot of pressure on the surrounding Kraken Army, and many of the Kraken Army's sea creatures surrounded Zhao Feng, but they didn't dare to approach.
At the same time, she could clearly see that under the heavy protection of the Kraken Army, a fish with a length of one meter, a light yellow body, a fish head glowing green, and three black spots on its dorsal fin and tail stared at Zhao Feng, seemingly interested in Zhao Feng.
"It turned out to be... Son of the Great Demon! ”
The master fish shouted in surprise.
Although she told Zhao Feng that this sea city was established by the son of the Great Demon, she did not expect that the Son of the Great Demon would be here.
When the little goldfish heard this, he immediately became anxious: "Then, then let's hurry up and explain, Xiao Zhang is innocent!" ”
"Wait! Check it out first! ”
The mother ribbon fish was smarter than the little goldfish, and he felt that Zhao Feng must have some purpose, so he stopped the little goldfish from rushing up.
"I heard that you didn't obey the teacher, and you fainted on the first day?"
This small-looking black-spotted fish questioned Zhao Feng, although it didn't seem very good, but it seemed to be very arrogant between his words.
"It's not that I'm not convinced, it's just that I don't want him to mislead people."
Zhao Feng said indifferently.
"What do you say? You say that my father misled people's children? You slander, you slander, my father was the kind of sea that could escape from the hands of mankind! ”
Beside the three black spotted fish, an eel that looked to be two meters long immediately yelled at Zhao Feng.
"My father is obviously talking about the most important knowledge of survival, and you don't listen to it, and you are still laughing and slandering my father here? Commander Zhu, for the sake of my father's dignity, please let me personally punish this guy who slandered my father! ”
"Commander Zhu?"
Indeed, this fish that seems to be the leader looks a lot like the three-spotted sea pigfish, and the surname 'Zhu' is appropriate.
"Wait!"
Obviously, this weak-looking sea pig fish didn't seem to be in a hurry to punish Zhao Feng, but asked curiously, "What evidence do you have to prove that Teacher Man misled people's children?" ”
"Hehe, just because it doesn't know about humans at all, what else is it saying to avoid being captured by humans? It's a joke! ”
Zhao Feng sneered disdainfully, in fact, he was like a mirror in his heart. This little fish is weak and pitiful, but he is in a high position, I am afraid that it is not the son of the big demon.
In fact, when he was caught, he already felt it.
Obviously he didn't have any excesses, but he was taken away, and he must have attracted the attention of the son of the great demon.
First, he knew from the mouth of the mother ribbon fish that the reason why this old eel was able to become the ruler of the Kraken Cultivation Garden was because he had been the teacher of the son of the great demon who had been captured by humans.
Second, he also observed that his body size was the largest in the entire outer garden. In the entire sea city, even if he encounters a sea species at the level of swallowing, it is not necessarily larger than him. In such a conspicuous situation, it should not be a problem to attract the attention of high-level marine species.
Really... After coming to the Kraken Army, Zhao Feng was immediately sure that this so-called 'Commander Zhu' was the son of the Great Demon!
"Do you understand? So, I would like to ask you, what would you do if you saw a human being on the beach? ”
This is the question that the little goldfish answers in class.
Zhao Feng looked around and smiled slightly: "This question is very simple, as long as you follow my little brother theory, there will be no problem." ”
"Penis theory? What's that? ”
The eel had two large heads, and he had never heard of any theory of a little brother.
And at this time, Commander Zhu, the son of the Great Demon, also asked curiously: "What is the Little Brother Theory?" ”
"It's very simple, humans standing on the beach don't necessarily cast nets to catch fish, to be precise, they can also urinate!"
Zhao Feng looked at it proudly and said loudly: "If you see a human urinating on the beach, then the best thing to do is to bite his little brother off in one bite!" ”
"You don't talk about it here, once you rush up and attack the humans, where is your life?" The eel was the first to object, and not only that, but many of the Siren Army who were watching from the sidelines did not nod their heads and thought that this was simply looking for death.
"Lao Xie rushed up and injured the human back then, but he was dismembered by the human in front of me."
"That's still good, when my child was diving and playing, he was caught by a few humans, and in the end he couldn't even see the bones, woo woo~"
Many of the sea creatures in the Kraken Army shook their heads, thinking that this was simply suicide.