Chapter 163: Don't survive three chapters
"Where did you get the word lolicon?" Uchiha Kaede looked at Beatrice in dismay, but she just said disdainfully
"From your fellow countryman, Subaru!"
"......" Kaede Uchiha was speechless, he wanted to share his surprise with Beatrice......
Saitama walked up to the two, he touched his nose and said
"Shouldn't we go?"
It's just a normal question, but Uchiha Kaede suddenly came to say
"Huh? Do you want to be sent a bento so much? I'm telling you, you can't live more than three chapters like you! He pointed to the confused Saitama.
Saitama twitched the corners of her mouth and retorted
"I don't think you will survive more than three chapters, don't look down on people! I want Saitama to travel north and south, where haven't I been? I've stolen Tsuchikage's underwear, I've been on Thunderkage's woman, I've beaten Hokage's father, I've kicked Kazekage's little brother, and I've pinched Mizukage's second-in-command with one punch! This world is full of my Saitama! ”
"I haven't heard of Mao?"
"That's because I never leave a name in Saitama!"
Uchiha Kaede twitched the corners of his mouth, he was also drunk, waved his hand and walked forward
"You just blow slowly, I'll go first."
"Huh? Oops! You wait! What I'm saying is true! Saitama couldn't help but be anxious when he saw Uchiha Kaede leave with a disdainful face, he grabbed Uchiha Kaede, who was about to leave, and said to him
"I'm not bragging, these things are true! That's something I've worked so hard to accomplish, don't you really want to hear about it? ”
The water splashing out of Saitama's words made Uchiha Kaede wash his face for free, and he pushed Saitama's hand away with a look of disgust and said bluntly
"I don't want to!"
Beatrice, who was unconsciously far away from the two, looked at the two over there with disdain, she had already seen the essence of Saitama, so she didn't want to have too much communication with him.
After a while, Saitama and Uchiha Kaede's fight was completed, and the three of them set out on their journey again.
Despite Beatrice's reluctance, she was carried behind by Kaede Uchiha, the weight was light, her two calves were caught by Kaede Uchiha, and her shoulders passed through his neck and hugged together like pincers......
The heat of the snort hit Uchiha Kaede's face, and the wind generated by the movement also hit his face at the same time, his speed was not slow, and he directly threw the trees behind him away, presumably it would not be long before he could reach it directly.
Of course, this will not be long enough to refer to two days......
That night, Uchiha Kaede and his party found a hotel on the spot and stayed.
He opened a room with Beatrice in the eyes of Saitama and the innkeeper looking at the scum.
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Saitama and Uchiha Kaede talked about some details of the mission, and they both tacitly ignored the indifferent gaze on the side.
It didn't take long for Saitama to get up to say goodbye, and Uchiha Kaede closed the door.
Beatrice asked, holding her chin
"You already knew, didn't you? That person. ”
"Ah, yes." Uchiha Kaede replied calmly.
"Then why still..."
"Someone took the initiative to lead the way, and I don't want to live up to the kindness of others, besides, wouldn't it be nice to have a substitute ghost who can find the way?"
"That's why you're vain?" Beatrice scoffed.
Kaede Uchiha shrugged.
This made Beatrice snort
"Should I say that I really deserve to be human?"
"People, it's ugly if you don't wear a mask." Uchiha Kaede sighed, but Beatrice asked him rhetorically
"Are you too?"
"Me?"
“……”
Kaede Uchiha smiled, and he approached Beatrice's face, the depth of his dark pupils revealing the boundless darkness
"Just like this eye, darkness."
“……”
"Ah, it's time to sleep."
Uchiha Kaede walked up to the bed, lifted the quilt, and lay inside, and after a moment, he sat up again, beckoned to Beatrice, and said
"Come on, go to sleep!"
This appearance made Beatrice, who was still thinking about the meaning of his words, blush with anger, and she yelled at Uchiha Kaede
"Get Betty down!! You sleep on the floor! ”
"I'm going to sleep on the floor for Mao? The floor is so cold, I'm afraid that my physique will become weaker and I will accidentally catch a cold. ”
"You have a cold? Are you kidding Betty? ”
Uchiha Kaede waved his hand, with an innocent look on his face, and said
"I knew this was the case, why bother in the first place! Didn't you just ask for two rooms? There are so many things going on right now. ”
"Humph! When Betty first reacted, you had already booked your room! ”
"Oh! In other words, you've been wandering around the world! Uchiha Kaede had a look on my face that had seen through everything, and it made Beatrice even more angry
"Betty didn't! Also, shouldn't you, as a man, give priority to women? ”
"Ladies first, so I should sleep on the floor? It doesn't seem to work! ”
"You are a collection of human evil! Filthy, filthy, Betty has never seen a uglier human than you again! After Beatrice said these words, she turned around angrily, presumably about to leave, but Uchiha Kaede grabbed her directly and threw her on the bed, while facing her in shock
"That's what men do!"
Then, he pressed directly on Beatrice, but how could Beatrice not resist?
"Ahh It hurts! It hurts, it hurts!! Tap!! ”
"Get the hell out of here!!"
"No!!"
"Go down!!"
"No!!"
The screams rang out again, and Uchiha Kaede's voice pierced through the room and arrived at Saitama's room.
He put his ear close to the wall, listening to the screams, he couldn't help but imagine the scenes inside, but the reality is always full of contradictions with ideals, but he doesn't know it......
He couldn't help but sigh in his heart that the situation in the room next to him was really tragic, should he really be a young man? I think it wasn't so intense when he was dominant!
The two of them, engaged in some kind of material exchange, fought constantly in the room, even though the Uchiha Kaede was the one who was abused...... Although the mana absorbed from Uchiha Kaede's body made Beatrice feel comfortable, she was not happy to be pressed into bed no matter how much she thought about it.
An hour later......
Beatrice and Uchiha Kaede lay back to back, futon over them both.
His eyes were as calm as water, whether it was Uchiha Kaede or Beatrice, and he couldn't tell that he had done some kind of exercise at all......
"Contracts are important to you?" Uchiha Kaede spoke softly.
"Well, for elves, a contract means absolute."
"What am I?" Uchiha Kaede asked again.
"Half a contractor." Beatrice hesitated for a moment.
"What about the other half?" Uchiha Kaede turned around, his eyes piercing Beatrice's heart like a sharp sword.