Chapter 1: Beggars
Jiang Youda, who has been in the same place for n circles, said that it is really difficult to find a way forward without knowing anything.
"Hongjun Ancestor, Daomen Sanqing, Western Two Sages, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Buddha, Jehovah, Jesus bless, show a clear way for the descendants who are in a foreign land!"
In the end, Jiang Youda, who was really unable to do so, could only beg his grandfather to tell his grandmother, and even begged for Christianity, which had never been a bird before.
"Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, demons and monsters will soon appear." After speaking, Jiang Youda tossed two coins in a row.
"The first one is up, the second one is ...... How did it stand up? "It turned out that the second one was sandwiched between two branches.
"Not this time, do it again. One, two, three, let's go! ā
"It's south-facing, um, but it's south-facing?" Jiang Youda scratched his head and remembered another esoteric question.
In the end, Jiang Youda, who was really unable to do so, had to turn around n° casually, find a direction, and start his new journey of soy sauce.
"Anyway, the earth is round, even if this is not the earth, the planet must be round, it doesn't matter which direction it goes in."
Jiang Youda comforted himself. In order to cover up, I gave the teacher all the information I learned in elementary school on how to identify directions......
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"AUO, hurry up, we won't turn around a few more times, we'll have to drink the northwest wind again tonight."
I saw a child about 10 years old with a cute and charming smile on his face, and he was pulling a child of the same age with a reluctant face. The two begged along the street together.
The reluctant child, though he looked reluctant, knew that if he didn't, he would starve to death, but he didn't have to die of shame.
Although it was a troubled time at this time, many people remembered that the two of them were young, but they did not let them starve to death.
That's right, that reluctant child is our protagonist - Jiang Youda.
Speaking of what happened to Jiang Youda these days, it is a history of blood and tears, with blood, tears, and.
Originally, Jiang Youda noticed that he was rejuvenated again, especially even more outrageous than the last time, 65 years younger! I was excited about it for a long time. After all, no one wants to get old, and they are worried about flashing their waists when they punch every day.
Even if the dark martial arts cultivation that he had been practicing hard for decades was gone, he didn't care, after all, everything in life could go well.
But Jiang Youda soon tasted the bitter fruit. Now Jiang Youda is like a reconstruction, and it is really no different from a normal child about ten years old.
It was really embarrassing for him to let Jiang Youda walk in the deep mountains and old forests in the middle of the night. The sky was dark, and Jiang Youda could only roughly see the road in front of him through the vague moonlight.
I can't say the road, because it seems that no one has walked here all the year round, and there is not even a road, so I can only walk out of a road by myself.
You must know that although Jiang Youda has not achieved any great achievements, he has always been smooth, where has he suffered so much?
The feet are uneven, the branches are swinging freely, and if you are not careful, you will fall and eat. If you are not careful, do not pay attention to your feet, and step on the pit that the hunter uses to surround the prey, it will torture people to death.
I don't know if there are too many traps for hunters, or Jiang Youda's luck is too bad, Jiang Youda stepped on the hunter's trap one after another.
Fortunately, there should be no big animals in this grove, and the pit dug by the hunters is not deep, but even so, Jiang Youda still has a lot of effort to come out every time.
However, Jiang Youda was not without harvest, and it happened that there was a rabbit in one of the pits, and it happened to be roasted.
I don't know if Jiang Youda is hungry or tired, although Jiang Youda's skills are not very good, and he didn't put salt and other seasonings, so he simply processed it and ate it with relish.
The most terrifying thing is not these, Jiang Youda once didn't pay attention to stepping on a flower snake.
When Jiang Youda noticed that he had stepped on something soft, he looked down and almost scared Jiang Youda's three souls and seven spirits into six souls and fourteen spirits, and planted his butt on the ground. You must know that Jiang Youda has always been afraid of snakes since he was a child, and he feels infiltrated when he looks at the pictures in the book.
The snake was also frightened, and thought to the snake: "The snake is sleeping well, and suddenly that bastard stepped on me, ouch, my waist!" ā
You must know that in these days, not only people are afraid of snakes, but snakes are even more afraid of people. The snake bit Jiang Youda's leg in one bite, and then disappeared into the forest as soon as it slipped out.
Jiang Youda was frightened for a long time before he came back to his senses, and suddenly realized that he had been bitten by a snake, so he hurriedly checked his wound.
When I saw it, it was bleeding, and I couldn't care about my legs, so I hurriedly sucked it up at the wound.
However, Jiang Youda obviously worked in vain, and the snake was non-venomous. But now Jiang Youda doesn't know, and he can't wait to suck the blood from his wound dry. After all, no one would joke with their own lives.
In the end, Jiang Youda was of course fine, not only that, but he also proudly thought that he was witty, not chaotic in the face of danger, and should deal with it in the face of crisis......
When Jiang Youda finally walked out of the grove and arrived at an unknown town, it was already noon the next day. However, his clothes were scratched in all directions, his face was black and purple, and with the tears of excitement, he was a little beggar who had never seen the world.
As soon as he arrived in town, Jiang Youda noticed that several little beggars were bullying another little beggar.
"Boy, don't you know that the three streets around here are all managed by my brother Mao? Do you know that your kid has committed a crime? ā
I only heard one of the leaders commanding the younger brothers to punch and kick another beggar, and said arrogantly: "You are begging here, isn't that robbing us of our jobs?" If I don't care about it anymore, my little brothers and I will have to fight the northwest wind. ā
"Big brother, I was wrong, you spare me, I won't appear here again, ah! Stop it! "In the end, two fists are hard to beat four hands, and the little beggar who was beaten saw that it was not good, and begged for mercy.
"No, if I don't beat you, it's hard to get rid of the evil anger in my heart, give me a beating!"
Seeing this, Jiang Youda couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped out and said: "Those thieves actually robbed them in broad daylight...... Robbery ...... Robbing beggars, yes, robbing beggars, do you still have a royal law? ā
"Yo, let's get busy, brothers, even this guy fights together, maybe the two of them are in a group."
When the beggar saw that someone had come to offend his authority, he immediately decided to ignore the three-seven-twenty-one, and beat up the troublemaker first.
When the younger brothers heard the boss's order, they immediately divided three people to deal with Jiang Youda. In their opinion, this little beggar in old clothes is nothing remarkable, and the three of them can definitely let him know why the flowers are so red.
But no man can be seen, and the sea cannot be measured. Jiang Youda praised his anger last night, and his anger value was already full.
At the moment, he didn't spare his hand, and a lunge punch knocked the fastest little thin man to the ground, and then followed by a throat kick to knock the second slightly taller guy away, and made up for it next to his lower body (no one did anything big wrong, don't be so ruthless), and finally turned around and didn't arm to knock down the last little fat man, and did it on him.
Not to mention, the little fat man is soft, and sitting on it is more comfortable than sitting on a leather sofa. Jiang Youda thought to himself.
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