There is a sense of complaining in the north that the original partner saw the junior

Ma Dan himself is not a junior, why should he have such thoughts

Who the hell wants to marry a muscular man who only has a hammer in his head every day

"Hello"

"Oh hello"

I thought I was saying something to myself, but I didn't expect this to be the first sentence in three months.

Black long straight big sister.,Chest and part look like DDDD.,The north is looking forward to a D hug or something.。

It's a pity that Sif obviously doesn't have this intention.

Sif smiled and asked North, "How is Thor?" ”

really

This is the beginning of the original match to find trouble for the junior

What kind of people am I in the north

How could it be stumped

Look at the power of my northern-stirring stick

"It's good, it's just a little skinny"

A little skinny?

Sif looked at the north with a strange expression: "Where is the skin?" ”

The north sighed, and complained in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel: "The fart is bigger, the temper is not small, the pee and everywhere, the old man Odin said that it will be cleaned up everywhere in the Asgard Palace."

clams

Sif was a little sad, saying that he was a good rival, but he was not talking about a creature.

I obviously asked Thor, why did the north lack think it was a dog, could it be said...

What is she hiding from~!

I want to test it again for my own love

Sif continued to the north, "I'm asking us the prince of Asgard."

"Oh, you said the stupid son of the landlord's family, don't wait for me, this is what the old man Odin said himself, it's good for my dog, it's the same as my own son"

The North swears that every word is the truth

"What do you think you would have to do if you wanted to be Thor's wife?"

"Get my second dog done first. The two of them are in a good relationship now, I said Sif you don't like this guy with a hammer in his head, right?"

Sif really couldn't help people like the north who didn't play according to the routine, and was even asked rhetorically.

Sif glanced at her dream lover, who was playing happily with the dog in the north, and shook her head: "What's the point?" ”

An expression in the north that I believe you: "Well, you won't know about this guy if you don't tell him directly that you like him, it's an elm head"

Ha?

The north mysteriously pulled Shiv down to his side and muttered: "If you want to marry him, remember to find an opportunity to push him back~!" “

Sif blushed and didn't take the north's words, just turned his head and watched Thor interact with little Thor, his eyes full of love.

Poor kid yo

You still have a long way to go

And the hammer father also let me stick a rod, tsk

Do you want to help this unlucky kid?

Think about it

Turning back, Thor himself Ragnarok ate like a grandson, and the three warriors lay down on the corpse directly, Sif Sif Sif let the Lord save your life.

Thor played with his son for a while, the north beckoned the dog away, Thor returned to Asgard, and Sif had been silently watching Thor all the time, not saying much.

Loki's grandson is beautiful and bright, and from time to time he wanders in front of the north, and the north uses the killing trick of a dog, all kinds of poops and pee on Loki's body, and the angry Loki jumps straight to his feet.

Coupled with the fact that Thor is protecting his dog son, Loki is even more resentful of Thor.

Brothers are not as good as the dog series

Another three months have passed, and it has been half a year since the north arrived in Asgard, and it has easily passed the test of Asgardian warriors.

In order to celebrate, Thor took the north and Sif on a trip to the dwarven kingdom of Vat Alheim.

Dwarves possess a deep knowledge and skill, and are skilled in crafting utensils and treasures, and they are well-versed in prophecy, magic, and the rune script, making any trinket or weapon they make highly magical.

Thor's Mjolnir Meow Meow Hammer (Mone Ni) is forged from the center of a dying star (some say it is made of God's Domain Metal Ulu), and the handle is made of wood from the World Tree.

afterward

Hela crushed it

The north has seen the trailer of Hammer 3, but I really can't figure out how the director set it, whether Hella is awesome or that the hammer is not strong.

Dwarves

Depart from the Rainbow Bridge

Arrival in Vat-Alheim

Thor is a regular here, and most of the weapons of the Legion of Asgard are forged by dwarves.

Dwarves have little interest in warfare, but they like to forge weapons and craft magic rune items.

The occasional magic prop can surprise the universe for a long time.

Wat-Alheim, also known as Watheim, was converted into the territory of the Night Elves in the movie.

This director this grandson

Sure enough, the north thought it was Wat, and Alheim was actually another dwarven planet.

Lord's

The plot really doesn't match the comic myth

Thor used the rainbow bridge to come directly to the teleportation array of the dwarves' main city, which was specially prepared for Thor and Odin to come over, and there were two guards there, and they saluted immediately when they saw Thor coming.

"His Highness Thor is well"

Thor waved his hand: "Steel plate, drill bit, why did you two come here?" ”

"Don't mention that we drank too much, and we put the wrong ingredients when forging weapons"

"The result?"

"Metal ingots with new properties forged"

The north poked his head curiously and asked the dwarf, "This is a good thing, why did you punish you?" ”

"The weapon with the new attribute is to devour metal to strengthen itself, and the metal ingot of a boiler was originally intended to be reequipped with weapons for Warnerheim"

"As a result, it was swallowed up, and if it weren't for the brothers working overtime to make a product, I would almost not be able to deliver the goods."

A metal ingot that devours metal

The eyes of the north lit up, this is a good thing.

The North remembered a metal slime in a novel or something, devouring all kinds of metal to become a dragon, like a murderous grandson.

North patted Thor's arm: "Thor, look at that magical metal ingot that devours metal"

Thor is also full of curiosity.

So, the two dogs in the north, little Thor, with the two depressed guards and the others, walked towards the dwarf's main fort in a hurry.

Asgard's royal portal was built in the central ministry of the Dwarven main castle, with a deliberately raised part, and there was also a corridor of more than ten meters.

The hallways are lined with metal pillars carved with dwarven characters and runes.

Looking down from the north, the dwarven architectural style is a combination of modern metallic heavy mechanization and classical, full of the sense of déjà vu of violent aesthetics.

Looking out to the ground, there are dwarves no taller than 160 everywhere

They all have beards that hang down to their navels, speak loudly, and love to drink.

North and Thor continued inward, passing through a metal gate and entering the Iron Fortress.

The hallways were densely packed with heavily armed dwarven soldiers, patrols, well-defended, and the occasional detection robot flying through the sky.

Thor saluted with a patrol of dwarves and soldiers passing north.

"Thor, you look very popular"

"Yes, I come here often, and sometimes when I come across some strange weapons when I go out to fight, I give them to study, and I have also helped them solve the invasion of other creatures."

Thor led the north to the end of the corridor, and Thor pointed to the heavily guarded entrance, "Where is the most important place for the dwarves."

To be continued