“Hey！ Boy！ Give me five！ ”

......

Ibrahimovic wanted to high-five Vardy, and Vardy naturally had to cater to it, so it was the perfect match.

So, Vardy also reached out and slapped it hard with Ibrahimovic.

But in the next second, I only heard Ibu's throat, covered his palms and began to jump to his feet, and his mouth had already begun to scold his mother!

Seeing Ibrahimovic's reaction, Vardy was also stunned, chuckled in his heart, and secretly screamed that he had forgotten to take off his gloves.

Now, Ibrahimovic must be experiencing the pain of Kolarov just now.

Vardy was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

When others saw this scene, they thought it was a celebration that Vardy and Ibrahimovic had worked out.

The two high-fived each other, and then Ibu seemed to have a broken hand, which is quite interesting!

But Ibrahimovic was like a dog at this time, if he hadn't seen Vardy have nothing in his hand when he stretched out his hand just now, it is estimated that he would be the same as Kolarov, thinking that Vardy was stabbing him with something!

But how did Vardy make his hand look like it had been drilled with an electric drill?

Looking at Ibrahimovic's expression, Vardy really didn't know whether to admit his mistake or comfort him.

At this time, Ibrahimovic's eyes suddenly lit up, remembering that Kolarov had just complained that Vardy seemed to be stabbing him with something, could it be that Vardy really had something in his hands?

Grabbing Vardy's hand, Ibrahimovic began to examine it carefully, trying to find out.

But Vardy had already put the gloves into the system, and it was destined that Ibrahimovic would not find anything, at most find a little dead skin from Vardy's hands.

Eevee really didn't find anything, but he was still unwilling to continue to explore, and he looked like he would not give up until he reached his goal.

Vardy feels like he may have been toyed with again......

And this scene is seen in the eyes of the fans, and they are all spraying.

'How can Ibrahimovic and Vardy hold hands? Do you have to be fed a mouthful of dog food to watch a ball? ”

'Why is Vardy's hand so popular? After Kolarov touched Ibrahim, there must be a secret in it! ”

"I just want to know what it's like to be touched by two faggos, Vardy must be devastated right now!"

......

Until Ibrahimovic gave up in despair, Vardy did not give Ibrahimovic an explanation, and of course, he could not explain.

So much so that Eevee looked at himself strangely, as if he was looking at an alien creature.

However, Vardy has not had time to pay attention to the changes in Ibrahimovic at the moment, as he still has to work hard to find problems with the Lazio players.

The score has become 2:0, and I have the capital to do things.

This time, Vardy pulled out an old friend's magnetic pole strip.

This thing is also a big killer on the court, and after using it a few times, the effect is extremely remarkable, and Vardy is very satisfied anyway.

The last couple was supposed to be kept as a souvenir, but since Lazio is not particular, it is not a waste to use it on them, and there is still a chance to get it again in the future anyway.

Even if you can't get it, Vardy can just make a wish for a pair of pole bars!

But who should the magnetic pole bar put on?

Just now, Roki was quite able to jump, as a striker, he didn't think about how to score, and he frequently fouled Inter players in the backfield, which was a bit out of business.

Well, that's you!

Pia, Vardy put the pole strip on Roki.

However, Vardy didn't know who to put the other pole bar on, and the closest players to Rocchi should be Pandev and Mauri, but after all, they are attacking players and can't be too close.

Suddenly, Vardy had an idea.

I didn't say that the magnetic pole bar must be attached to the person!

Rocchi was the left striker, so Vardy put another pole bar on the left post.

It is said that Vardy and the jamb are bitter rivals, but this does not prevent Vardy from finding a close partner for the jamb.

This time, Vardy is hiding his fame and fame and preparing to enjoy a big show.

Needless to say, the power of the magnetic pole bar has been proven on the court, usually two people are Mars hit the earth, both lose, how miserable it is.

As for Roki and the goalpost, it is definitely not the result of losing both, and Roki should not be the opponent of the goalpost.

Lazio, who was two goals behind, launched a fierce attack, and Inter also strategically retreated to defend, which is in line with the current situation between the two sides, anyway, with Inter's defense, Lazio is not without a chance to score, but if they want to equalize or even overtake, they are powerless.

In the 33rd minute of the first half, Lazio launched an attack on the right side, Behrami crossed from a 45-degree angle, and all players rushed to the goal, ready to attack and defend.

Roki also rushed up at the back point, once the ball leaked in front, then he could immediately pick up the leak at the back point, which is a striker's awareness.

However, the strategy failed, and the former Samuel headed the ball out of the box to complete the clearance, and Lazio's attack was the ultimate.

Roki was about to rush to the goal, but he had no choice but to stop.

Unexpectedly, the emergency stop failed, and Roki didn't control his balance well, so he sat on the ground and fell into several petals.

However, that's not all, because the huge momentum, as well as the slippery grass, allowed Rocchi to slide all the way to the Inter goal.

Vardy was watching from afar, smiling knowingly, and at the same time began to help with the voice acting.

"Bang!"

Roki hit the left post straight and flipped over.

The players on both sides looked at Roki who seemed to have hung up on the ground in surprise, and said in their hearts why this guy is so fierce.

Maybe it should be said that it was lucky, Roki didn't spread his legs apart, otherwise it would be another tragedy at this time, Vardy knew that Roki must be in pain, but it shouldn't be a big deal.

Sure enough, after fainting for a while, Roki limped to his feet, his arms hurt, his legs hurt, and he felt like he had been beeped by a dog.

With a secret scream, Roki kicked the goalpost with a vented kick.

If you normally, this foot is not a big problem, but you must know that now Roki and the goalpost are attached to the magnetic pole strips, and the gravitational force itself is very large.

There was a scream, and the whole leg was numb.

Roki's expression at this time was no longer loveless, and he felt that the whole world was against him.

Anyway, aren't the goalposts and Vardy enemies of life and death, why didn't they get Vardy this time, but actually came to get themselves?

It's not scientific!

Roki limped away, perfectly playing the unyielding image of a disabled and determined person.

Vardy said to himself, "Hurry up and apply to get off the field, you know, this is just the beginning."

Two minutes later, Lazio won a corner and Rocchi jumped high at the back post to head the ball over with McConn.

The ball flew irregularly, and Roki always followed the ball in the air, but he didn't expect that when he landed, his feet slipped again, and he pounced forward, and under the inexplicable gaze of everyone, he hit the goalpost.

That crisp sound sounded very penetrating.

Luo Ji, who was hit hard in an instant and unconscious, lay down on his back and fell to the ground in a large shape, rolling his eyes irregularly.

Everyone couldn't help but feel a chill in their hearts, this time, it hurt to look at it, not to mention what state Roki has to be now.

No one touched him!

Why can't you think of hitting the goalpost?

Even if you're a great achiever, you don't have to compete with real steel!

You are not a chaste martyr, and when others see your arm, you will commit suicide by hitting the pillar as a proof of honor!

The Lazio team doctor came in, and even if you don't have to check it carefully, you know that you can't run away with a slight concussion!

The Lazio coach was helpless to prepare for a substitution on the sidelines, and this non-combat attrition was really unprepared.

However, Vardy thinks that Roki should return to the field, because the action time of the pole bar is not over yet!

Do you want to run, have you asked the pole bar?

Sure enough, after the team doctor checked it, Roki actually came to his senses magically and quickly jumped alive.

So Lazio didn't make any substitutions, allowing Rocchi to continue to play on the field.

Lazio continued to take corners, this time, Rocchi learned to be obedient, this time I didn't jump, I just picked up the leak in the back, I don't believe that I can still be unlucky to hit the post?

But it turns out that in front of the great (funny) big (forced) system, Roki only has one possibility of trembling, so quickly kneel down in front of the system and repent.

The corner kick was opened, Materazzi and Pandev jumped up at the same time, but Materazzi, who was still tall and tall, grabbed the ball first and cleared the ball, and in the process of falling, Materazzi did not forget his small movements, and arched towards Pandev in the air.

Pan Dev was also speechless, he couldn't grasp his balance before he landed, and fell to the ground in embarrassment after landing.

But the most unlucky one is definitely not Pandev, in the process of Pandev falling to the ground, he didn't intentionally bump into Roki behind him, and even with Roki he lost his balance and fell out.

Then, things were logical, and Roki couldn't escape the close contact with the goalpost, and plunged headlong into the goalpost.

"Bang"

This third loud bang made everyone feel so frightened.

Looking at Roki, who was lying on the ground with his legs twitching from time to time, and had obviously fainted, everyone felt creepy.

This thing is cursed, right?

In an instant, everyone turned their eyes to Vardy, their eyes full of awe.

If anyone is likely to curse, it's only Vardy.

Isn't that Vardy's aura-amused at work?

It's been so quiet lately that everyone has forgotten about Vardy's hidden skills!

Roki, you died so badly!

This time, there was no need to check on the sidelines, and the ambulance pulled Roki to the hospital, for fear that if the treatment was not timely, Roki would become an idiot in the future.

Looking at the ambulance in the distance, Vardy felt that the goalpost must not want to let Roki go now, because it hadn't had enough fun!

Seeing Roki's miserable appearance, in fact, Vardy's anger has almost disappeared, saying that cleaning up Lazio, this level is already okay, is it really necessary to kill them all?

Let's hope Lazio is a little self-aware, Vardy has shown mercy, but don't push him to go crazy again.