Chapter 709: Master, you can be as old as you want

The outstretched hand is far from reaching the ball, and this feeling of despair must be the most hated and disgusting thing for the goalkeepers, from the bottom of their hearts.

Perhaps, the only thing left to do is pray that the shot hits the post, or more simply deflects wide, and all is well.

Abbiati is exactly what he is doing now, even though his outstretched hands can't draw a cross on his chest, but his heart has already prayed.

Jamie Wardie kept an eye on the ball's trajectory after it was kicked, and the more he looked at it, the worse he felt.

Why the hell is this going to the door frame?

Although Vardy felt a chill in his heart, he still had the instinct of a goalscorer and continued to rush towards AC Milan's goal without stopping, while Nesta, who was behind him, reacted half a beat slower, and saw Vardy start, so he followed suit, but he was already behind.

Under the attention of fans all over the world, the ball smashed on the right post, and the muffled sound seemed to explode in everyone's hearts, shocking their hearts, and everyone showed incredible expressions.

Vardy actually hit the post again?

How many times is this? Oh no, this is the dozens-dozen times?

How do you feel that Vardy doesn't do anything else on the pitch day by day, except for scoring goals, and then all that's left is to hit the goalposts!

In the exclamation of the fans, Abbiati fell to the ground heavily, and his nervous heart that was almost jumping out was finally calmed down, as if the whole world suddenly opened up, life is still beautiful, at least he didn't lose the ball!

But before he could continue to realize how beautiful life was, his pupils suddenly contracted again, his face showed a look of horror, and the whole person felt bad!

The ball didn't fly off the line after hitting the post, but bounced back into the box, but Vardy was already rushing over and heading straight for the ball, as if he knew he was going to hit the post.

Abbiati couldn't help but wonder if Vardy had hit the post specifically to scare me?

I was indeed scared that Vardy made it!

Seeing Jamie Vardy once again burst into the ball and get closer than the last, it's hard for Abbiati to say what mood he was in.

Is MMP good?

Flying up again, Abbiati pounced in the direction where the ball flew from, and at the same time couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this is retribution!

If I hadn't scolded Vardy for faking just now, I am afraid that I would not have suffered this kind of retribution, and people really can't do bad things!

Still shrouded in desperation, Abbiati's saves were made with a hint of determination, as if he had not pounced on the football, but had flown off a cliff.

As it turned out, Abbiati was not a first-class goalkeeper, neither his reaction nor his goal-line skills were the best in the world, at least he didn't even have a chance to touch the ball.

Abbiati has suffered a huge psychological blow, and the last hope in his heart is that when he is no longer able to save, Vardy's shot will be missed!

The eyes of the whole world seemed to be attracted by this small ball, focusing on hundreds of millions, and what made everyone stunned at that moment was that the ball seemed to be inevitably affected by the law of gravity, as if attracted by a strong magnetic field, and actually hit the column again.

That loud bang even eclipsed the world.

It was as if a hammer had been slammed into the chest, Abbiati was stunned, and Vardy's other kick at the post seemed to shoot through his heart.

It's terrifying!

The most terrible thing in the world is probably not death, but an extreme psychological gap.

It's like Abbiati, in this series of blows, really experienced the incredible horror gap in life.

Despair - duang - goalpost - aftermath - sudden tension - despair - duang......

Hammer after hammer, smashed his heart to pieces, and the final relaxation made him seem to fall into a state of stupidity.

But even more incrediblely, that wasn't the end of it, as Vardy's stubborn and unbeatable figure was once again in front of the ball, picking up his right foot and slotting it hard.

Nesta was not as quick as Vardy twice in a row, and could only be a backdrop behind Vardy in a row, while contributing her own modest prayer power.

But this time, in the incredible exclamations of all the fans, Abbiati had no way to react, the whole person was immersed in the terrifying blow just now, and even when the ball had penetrated the goal behind him, he did not make any saving moves, just stood there quietly, unable to extricate himself in horror.

At the moment of the goal, Vardy finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

It's a great goal!

Why is it so difficult for me to score a goal, I just caught up with Tang Seng to learn from the scriptures, do you have to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to achieve positive results?

But then again, if every difficulty is a daughter country, it's actually pretty good, and it's a fart scripture!

Vardy felt that the post had become the biggest obstacle in his way to the goal, and it was nothing short of a monkey's tease.

Then do you want to suggest to FIFA that you can make a goal without a goal frame in the future, so that you can save the goal frame and you can't get by.

After the goal, Vardy took two quick steps, rushed to the post, patted the post and said: "You are so self-conscious!" ”

Then, in the incomprehensible gaze of everyone, he ran to Abbiati, who was still lying on the ground dumbfounded, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed: "You can do it yourself!" ”

It was only after all this inexplicable that Vardy raced to his team-mates to celebrate the brilliant goal in the derby.

The teammates couldn't bear it anymore, and everyone rushed to the cameras on the sidelines and began to flirt with their clothes to show off the tattoos on their bodies.

As a result, what appeared in the broadcast screen was the mysterious square words on the Inter livestock.

Ritian, Wife, Nima......

Like a group of demons dancing wildly, all of them show their original form.

What's even funnier is that Thornton on the bench also rushed over to join in the celebration, taking off his jersey and throwing it off, and the dense tattoos on his body that looked like construction drawings were also revealed in front of everyone.

Tianhai Wing and Bridge have not been around for a long time......

It's mysterious!

The fans in the stands can't see it, but it doesn't matter, just a big boo anyway!

The fans in front of the TV can see it very clearly, but the vast majority of fans don't know what the Inter players are tattooing, it looks like some kind of text, but they don't know what these words mean.

But those Chinese fans who were far away on the other side of the ocean were dumbfounded, rubbing their eyes vigorously, and wondering if there was something wrong with cultivating immortals, they actually began to be dazzled!

These Inter people are tattooed with special Chinese characters!

And what surprised them even more was what the hell it was!

Every day!

Yibuwen's is very in line with his personality, and he is unruly and untamed, and he is not even convinced!

What does Nima mean?

Swearing?

What the hell is Ruhua?

The big guy in the star movie?

Well, looking at Balotelli's ugly appearance, it is indeed a fight with Ruhua!

And McConn, the wife, which refers to McConn's hobbies?

Sure enough, he is not a normal person, stay away from McConn in the future!

What they can't stand the most is that Thornton, the little guy, actually tattooed the name of an actress so grandly, are you so obsessed with this?

But then again, Thornton is young, and I'm afraid he doesn't have a girlfriend, so since there is no way to vent, it seems that watching some small movies is obsessed with this, and it is understandable.

Now the question is, how do they get tattoos in these Chinese languages?

Who taught them?

However, at this time, if there are female fans watching the game with their boyfriends or husbands, they must have started to ask questions in confusion.

"Who are these island women?"

Then the man will answer seriously: "I don't know!" I know the guy who plays table tennis! ”

Well, I really don't know, who knows when you put on clothes!

Since then, these Inter stars have added another nickname in China.

Buri day

Vineema

Mai's wife

Mulberry actress

......

Vardy also has tattoos, and he shows them unabashedly.

Lifted the front of the jersey, revealing a sentence on his chest.

- Mrs. Shi, you are from the old man!

This sentence made the Chinese fans laugh so much that they couldn't stand up straight, imagine Vardy's current bald state, and that festive face, it is really very picturesque!

But that's not all, the front is over, and there is still the back.

turned around, lifted the clothes behind him, and revealed another sentence.

- Mrs. Shi, you can spare the old man!

So, Huaxia once again collectively sprayed rice.

Are Jamie Vardy and the Inter players really crazy?

What the hell is this tattoo of Nima!

Is this preparing to develop the Chinese market?

Either way, Chinese fans are happy, at least they feel that Chinese culture has begun to invade Italy, and even if it may be a bad culture, it is still worth paying attention to.

Fans unanimously felt that it might have been Jamie Vardy's work.

On the one hand, Inter Milan does not have this talent except for Vardy, and Vardy seems to be able to speak a few words of authentic Chinese, and he also has a dialect accent.

And most importantly, who could have thought of such a spoof tattoo except Vardy?

I can't help but complain, since I want to develop the Chinese market, can't I get a tattoo of "Happy National Day?" ”

When many stars were interviewed by the Chinese media, they were not taught a blessing by the reporter, such as "I wish the Chinese people a happy Spring Festival" and the like, although it was a bit fake, everyone was still very happy.

But how can it be Vardy's turn to be so unserious!

I'm afraid that according to the scale of Huaxia, I'm afraid that Thornton won't want to leave the country in the future, and even the names of some actresses on the station have become ***, God knows if Thornton will broadcast the game when he appears in the future, will he be given a mosaic!