Chapter 9: Be reasonable, as a villain, at least lead the machine to appear.
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, it was not a vulgar scene in the movie that made love with one eye, and it was impossible for the two of them to rub a philosophical spark.
Xiao Yu is very sure and firm, he is very straight, he has seen it in a straight line, there is no crossing, at most it is parallel!
This nickname is Long Aotian's funny Billy Link-
What are you looking for me??
Get up, get out of position, and look cold.
The so-called Three Treasures Hall can be sent by the chief deacon of the security department of the Special Operations Branch in person-
No way?
Zhang Meili still has this relationship?
I saw him skim his wavy blonde hair to the left side and drip down his shoulders......
I don't know what special treatment is used on the face - the white is red and moist, and the color is even more tender than the cute girl......
It also uses the artificial pigment pupil membrane that is popular in the universe, and the dark green color is like a valuable jade......
Terrible!!
What's even more exaggerated is his lip color, and he actually uses that dreamy gradient lipstick.
It's good that I haven't eaten until last night, or else...... Men are not men, women are not *** yang!
There is no discrimination against sexual orientation, but it should be a little masculine if you bring it anyway, don't be like a whole sissy!!
After the slander is over, the thinking is back on track again-
The chief deacon of the security department of the special operations branch is not small, and his official position is very large, and he often bullies his classmates with various rules and regulations on weekdays.
It will even intimidate the residents of the main state, molest the instructors, and the instructors, and even ignore the people in the military department.
Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, seeing that his face was full of sorrow, he was very unhappy.
Everything has to have a process, when the special warfare wants to summon someone, it must be the president of the Military Research Institute, and then the president of the affairs institute, generally speaking, the affairs institute also makes an announcement, and I have never seen the chief deacon of the special warfare appear in person, and I came all the way to pretend to say you, let's go?
Although it is all played like this in the movie, it is not in accordance with the rules in reality!
Obviously, he was bypassing the hospital management and intimidating the mentor in order to achieve some kind of goal.
"What are you doing, I'm not free, I don't make an appointment!"
The students in the audience immediately became commotion, and some gave a thumbs up to their side.
Seeing that Link was completely unmoved, he seemed to have expected this outcome, so he walked over in a hurry.
Following him all the way, the students in the aisle stood up one after another, these people have more or less suffered special combat persecution, and some have even personally trained Link, the process is indescribable, at this time it is the home of the war reserve, seeing Link so arrogant, they are naturally very unhappy.
"I believe that this encounter must be arranged by the gods, just ......"
"As a law enforcer, what I can bring you is not sweetness, but another, another ......"
Xiao Yu quietly watched him pretending to be forced, and there was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh a little.
"Archdeacon Yo Lin wants to talk about trouble, right?"
"What do you think, my dear classmate?"
I think you're a fart?
"I said you...... As a villain, you have a villain aura, okay? β
"It doesn't matter what your purpose is here, and it doesn't matter why you came to me."
"Think about the lines first, okay?"
"Villain?" Link was slightly stunned, and then chuckled: "I am justice!" Naturally looking for you has something to do!! β
As soon as he spoke.
Xiao Yuden felt the gaze from all sides.
There is suspicion, confusion, sympathy, schadenfreude, and worship.
It feels bad.
Wow, this rhythm band is flying!
Hurriedly stabilized his mind and teased: "Serious business? Poofβ"
"Brother, I'm a law-abiding citizen, if you want to maintain world peace, please take a detour~"
"Forget what you've done?" Link asked indifferently.
"Oh?"
Xiao Yu pretended to think, and after a few seconds, he shook his head in a little confusion.
"These days, in addition to class, I review, and then eat, sleep, and, am I doing bad things?"
"Oh yes, I broke my stomach a few days ago and pulled too much and blocked the sewer?"
"Noβif it's jammed, you should go to those bad builders for tofu slag projects, okay?"
"Hehehe......"
"Okay, don't be weird, just say that there is a fart if you have something!"
Xiao Yubei accentuated a lot of tone: "Lao Tzu is sitting firmly, why do you want to bring rhythm with a word?" Well? β
"What did I do without explaining anything? You said to hear about it? β
"Why don't you show me the relevant documents too?"
"As a villain, you don't even prepare props, do you know that this is very disrespectful to me as a decent person, wright?"
After speaking.
Xiao Yu looked around, faced everyone's strange eyes, puffed up his chest, and looked down on the high.
"No documents needed, let's go." Link turned sideways and gestured.
"Let's go? Inexistent. Give me a reason to arrest me. β
"Reason? You're going to fight me now! β
"Oh?"
Xiao Yu tilted his head slightly and smiled: "That's it?" β
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves -
"Xiao Yu!" The female tutor suddenly shouted.
"And you!" The female tutor was about to go crazy and desperate, but she still wanted to try her best to stabilize the scene, while scolding loudly, and hurriedly contacting the office in a panic, hoping to jump out of the sky - a muscular guy who wears panties and likes red and blue, and returns peace to the chaotic world with a posture of being born.
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After all, the muscular guy who maintains world peace has not appeared.
At this time, the students in the assessment hall all stood up and formed a confrontation with the group of uniformed girls.
"Hammer him, hammer him!" Several students raised their arms in cheers.
"Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have good looks, this is the war reserve!"
"The sacred land of soldiers, the sacrosanctity of the inviolable, do you understand?"
"Special Warfare, go back!" Some people even blocked the aisles, and it was difficult to hear between the words.
Xiao Yu shrugged his shoulders and raised his hand.
"Xiao Yu, stop me!" Female tutor hysterical.
"Okay, okay, thought I'm going to hit someone? Hey~"
Xiao Yu raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, smiling very innocently.
There was a burst of boos.
"......" Link said gloomily, "There is a kind, now I give you two choices, one, follow me obediently, and two, forcibly take you away." β
"Take me away by force?"
Xiao Yu whistled~
"Mentor, did you hear, someone wants to violently enforce the law~ Where is our dean, and where is the Academy?"
"By the way, I forgot to tell you, anyway, I don't have to take the exam today, even if you call someone, I'll see who doesn't even give the dean face."
"Looks like you're not one of those people who bores me, do you?"
"Yes, yes, Skynet is magnificent, negligent but not leaky, do you want to win my impression of you before this?"
"Classmate, what are you feeling weak?"
"Am I weak-hearted?"
Xiao Yu snorted.
"Again, I'm sitting firmly, either show evidence, or, no way!"
The female tutor regretted that she had died today, and her mother was in a good mood for a rare time, so she wanted to come over to see the future flowers of the country in person~
Unexpectedly, I just entered the teaching building...... I received an urgent notice from the hospital, and the theoretical assessment was blown.
In the spirit of being a good educator, of course, I want to ask why!
But I didn't expect it to be okay without asking, and it exploded directly as soon as I asked.
Now one thing is not settled, and another thing is happening.
The female tutor looked at Xiao Yu and had a headache, that [Emergency Handling Regulations] were not in accordance with the rules, and the Problem Affairs Institute was pretending to be dead!
The document is the approval of the military government, and the identity of the mentor is not at all......
She was annoyed, desperate and wanted to growl, with the vicious dogs raised by the junta on one side and her own students on the other.
Help whom?
Seeing that the situation is faintly tilting towards the side of getting out of control......
The female tutor walked off the podium helplessly and drank coldly: "What are you doing!" Don't go back and sit yet! β
"You, you, and you, who is coaxing, and you will directly fail the assessment!"
"Link, I know that you have always been imaginative in law enforcement, but this is a war reserve, and I hope you will follow the rules."
"Xiao Yu, even if you don't have any problems, you can't be arrogant towards law enforcement officers, this is the least etiquette!"
"Yes, yes, yes~Mentor, you're right~"
Xiao Yu rubbed his hands: "The question is, does he have the consciousness of being a law enforcer?" β
Glanced at Link, disdainful.
"I don't think so, I came all the way to the war reserve, and let me go if I don't agree with each other?"
"Even if I did something wrong, there was a clear notice, right?"
"Just leave without saying anything, you think it's writing a novel?"
"Or is the war reserve your special war backyard, and you can take people away if you see who is unhappy?"
"I'm sorry, our dean often confesses that he is not afraid of shadows, I ask myself if I am not guilty, why should I cooperate with you?"
"It's very polite now, don't delay Lao Tzu's time, I'm very busy, don't make an appointment!"
"Poof! Hahaha-" Link clapped his palms: "Wonderful, are the emergency regulations enough?" β
Xiao Yu also laughed and applauded: "It's amazing, it seems that there is no evidence, so you want to forcibly take people away?" β
"I said, do you know what it means to be negligent but not leaky? Do you think it's selling sanitary napkin ads? It's not leaky, I think you're leaking, right? β
"Don't talk to Lao Tzu, the so-called Skynet is restored, that means that there are you law enforcement officers here, and you should try your best to prevent someone from doing bad things, not to remedy bad things after they happen! Okay, since it is reasonable for the blind sheep to make up for it, you have to take out the evidence, not to mention that it is revealed to everyone, why do you have to go through the basic process, right? Otherwise, what is the difference between you and a group of kings and lambs who rely on power to do whatever they want? Well! β
Seeing Link's face darken for a momentβ
Xiao Yu snorted coldly: "You call people, see if our brothers are compromising!" β
"Brothers, are you saying I'm wrong?"
"Nope!" The crowd shouted in unison.
"Then you say, I have not broken the law, he will take me away, should I obey?"
"No way!"
"Okay, thank you for your support, he still has to call people, what should I do?"
"We've got you covered! Don't coward!! β
"Thank you~"
Xiao Yu spread out his arms and turned around.
That's when β
Pei Yuan stood up, those dark purple eyes were not a phenomenon caused by artificial pigments, they were exclusive to the Divine Thoughts, and there was a color effect under the circuit composed of the Divine Thoughts telomeres, and now the pupils were deep purple, and the telomeres were also activated, and his expression revealed an awe-inspiring slaughter.
It's quiet, but it's dangerous.
"Oh? It's surprising, as the No. 1 seed, how can you, as the No. 1 seed, be so unkind to me? Link was still unforgiving, but he was backing away, his left hand touching his waist, which was a security tool for dealing with the Divine Mind.