Chapter 2 Black-bellied Xiaomei picks trouble and smiles

Lu Bixin looked at the tattered roof and fell into a stupor...

All this came too suddenly, if it weren't for the ups and downs, joys and sorrows in the previous life, experienced ups and downs, and learned about the warmth and coldness of human feelings, I learned to be optimistic, otherwise I really couldn't accept these mutations calmly.

"Great Lord Silver, you still have time to be in a daze, do you want to be a salted fish to be slaughtered?" A cute voice sounded suddenly.

The abrupt voice woke Lu Bixin up, sat up suddenly, stretched out his hands and shouted, "Come out!" Pikachu... Oh no! It's out! Moe girl. ”

The blinding white light flashed, and a miniature version of the beauty in a short blue and white dress leaking out of her belly button appeared in front of her, with waist-length hair like ink, two of which were tied up by blue ribbons and hung down in front of her.

The big blue eyes of the pocket version of the beauty were staring at her dissatisfied, and suddenly she crossed her waist with one hand and shouted at her, "100,000 volts!!" "A beam of blue lightning flew out of the pocket version of the beauty's hand...

"Poof.." opened her mouth and spit out a cloud of black smoke, at this moment Lu Bixin's heart was desperate, this was too far from what she expected, and she immediately accused herself, "Is this trying to murder your great master?" And what the hell are you? Introduce yourself. ”

An open book appeared out of thin air, and the pocket version of the beauty floated down on the book and sat down, with an innocent expression on her face, spread her hands, and said, "Blame me?" It's the main silver you ask for, okay! ”

"It makes sense, I was speechless, but I always felt that something was wrong..."After complaining a few words in her heart, Lu Bixin looked at the pocket version of the beauty with curious eyes.

After a pause, the pocket version of the beauty briefly introduced, "I... Hawkers! is your guide, the main silver called me Xiaomei. Stretching her lower body, Mei yawned widely.

"That's it?" Puzzled rhetorical question, Lu Bixin was a little speechless, shouldn't she boast and praise herself? How is this a little different from the script, is it another pit?

'This rhythm feels a little wrong! No, I have to take the initiative. Thinking so in his heart, he didn't wait for Xiaomei to answer, so he took the lead in asking, "Guide?" The kind that led me into the ditch? ”

Xiaomei put her hand on her forehead, and said with a look of defeat by you, "Lord Yin, the most basic trust of people and people?" To give... You see. Out of nowhere, he took out a mirror and handed it to Lu Bixin.

Fox glanced at Xiaomei suspiciously, took the mirror and looked at it, Lu Bixin let out a terrifying cry, "Mom! How can there be such ugly people in this world..."At this time, she felt full of malice from this world.

The live broadcast was attacked, was picked by the fairy to make up for the yin, crossed into a girl, or a human snake tail, she can accept these, but... Can you not be ugly.

This pimple on the face, the lips the width of the index finger, and the nostrils that can plug the thumb, oh my God... No, you're my brother, I can't call you brother, let's not bring such a pit!

Looking at Lu Bixin with a desperate face, Xiaomei suddenly found her conscience, floated to Lu Bixin's shoulder and sat down, and praised herself seriously, "Lord Yin, do you want to be as beautiful as me." Playing with her two strands of black hair.

I wanted to be desperate, but the sudden good news made Lu Bixin see hope, and suddenly realized: "Yes... I'll just say it! How could the body of the ancient god match this human body, it turns out that it can be slowly upgraded. ”

The excited Lu Bixin was about to hug Xiaomei to celebrate, but Xiaomei quickly floated away, looked at her with disgust and said, "I'll help you recover your body first, and then assist you on the road of the goddess." ”

After speaking, Xiaomei took out a sky-blue magic wand, changed her face to a serious look, and said in her mouth: "All things return to the original, change!" A beam of blue light flew out of the magic wand and landed on Lu Bixin's forehead.

In an instant, her legs changed from one dominant feeling to two strands, and Lu Bixin regained the feeling of being a human being, but... It was a woman who happily got up from the bed, and the hem of her skirt fell to cover her white legs.

tried to jump and jump, which made Xiaomei can't bear to look directly and cover her eyes; It is conceivable how spicy the eyes of an ugly girl are jumping and jumping with a big grin.

After a while, Lu Bixin quieted down, no one could understand the feeling of coming back from the dead better than her, and then asked out loud: "What should I do next?" "After all, the priority is to become a goddess.

Hearing the main silver's inquiry, Xiaomei slowly removed the hand covering her eyes, and turned into a sky blue streamer and submerged into Lu Bixin's forehead, and suddenly some pictures appeared in her mind, and Xiaomei's voice also sounded at the same time, "Just do this." ”

'This is the exercise?' The scale is a bit big! Is it an unlimited-limit exercise? Although she complained in her heart, she didn't hesitate, came to the bed and lay down, leaking out her white legs, lifting up vigorously, and trying to clasp her ankles with her backhand...

But after trying a few times, she couldn't do it, so Lu Bixin had to shout, "Ah! With all her strength, she finally grabbed her legs, and at the same time, a stream of heat rose from her lower abdomen and flowed along her legs to her arms, making her involuntarily make a "hmm..." sound.

And with the heat flow in the body, Lu Bixin's body gradually changed, lips, nostrils... and so on in a good direction......

"The first stage of beauty is called slimming, as the name suggests, it is to correct the body shape to achieve the perfect body that suits you, and running is also a way." Xiaomei fluttered behind Lu Bixin, explaining the basics.

At this time, Lu Bixin was running on the mountain path of the outer gate of the Qingyang Sect, sweating profusely, wetting her dress, but she... Gritting his teeth and persevering, just to be able not to be ugly...

Xiaomei waved the magic wand in her hand and shot a beam of lightning, brushed Lu Bixin's heel, and said encouragingly: "Lord Yin, come on!" You've slowed down. ”

‘… O God! O earth! What kind of guide is this, he looks cute and cute, but his behavior is comparable to that of a demon. Lu Bixin kept complaining in her heart.

As for what you just said just so that it is not ugly? What doesn't exist, it's all forced, she is afraid of being shocked, and says, 'The baby is bitter, but the baby can't say!' ’

In the eyes of outsiders, only Lu Bixin was seen running desperately on the mountain road; At this time, two outer disciples came to meet her, and when they saw her from a distance, they began to talk in a low voice.

"This is the sister of the true legend of Piki? It's really ugly and scary. ”

"Not really! It is said that she is still half-human and half-demon, and she scared the smoke fairy a few days ago. ”

"The Smoke Fairy? Is it that prefecture-level high-level power wisp Yinmen, the head of the family? ”

"Yes, yes! It's that good smoke, it's a pity that this ugly girl ruined the future of Biqi's true biography, alas..."

The footsteps stopped abruptly, and was discussed like this, Lu Bixin is uncle can bear it, and aunt definitely can't bear it, a provocative smile rose on her face, and she walked towards the two outer disciples step by step.

"Look, that ugly girl is coming like us, gag!!"

"No, Spicy Eyes! I can't stand it, really, even if it's ugly, it's scary to run out. ”

The heart-wrenching words of the two outer disciples made Lu Bixin directly give up her original idea, "It is said that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but I am now... Woman, haven't you heard that only women and villains are difficult to raise? You're in for a big deal. 'I have a plan in my heart.