If you're not afraid of god-like opponents, you're afraid of teammates like Rooney!

Kisty threw off the phrase "Let's break up!" Then he turned away angrily, not even giving Vardy a chance to explain.

Vardy wanted to cry without tears, although the two had been in a cold war for some time before, but at least there was no problem with the boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, and Kisti was still Vardy's girlfriend.

But now, I've become a single dog again!

And Rooney hugged last night's girlfriend and watched this scene dumbfounded, even if his brain was not good, he knew that he might be in trouble.

"Well, Jamie, I didn't expect this to happen, I'm sorry, or I'll make it up to you, she's yours tonight?" With that, Rooney pushed his female companion to Vardy's side, making an extremely generous look.

Vardy scolded so dangerously, you old lady, you can keep it for yourself!

Wayne Rooney was gone, while Vardy was sullen all day.

The little fat man's shouting was actually not the real reason for Kisty's separation from him, not even the fuse, he still couldn't figure out who the girl who walked out of his room was?

Although it is very likely to be Olivia, the problem is that she really didn't do anything at night, and the little brother can prove it!

That's sad!

It seems that my love life is really not smooth, the first girl I liked was the lace edge, and now my girlfriend dumped herself because of a misunderstanding, if it is made into a TV series, a proper soap opera!

On the third day of training, Vardy put all the frustration on his face, which in the eyes of his teammates was typical of dissatisfaction!

It's just that there is one person who behaves more than Vardy, and the whole person seems to be frightened.

This person is Cristiano Ronaldo!

Under Rooney's big mouth, everyone knew that Vardy and Kisti broke up and were dumped, so they expressed their sympathy for Vardy.

Vardy was depressed, did he need sympathy?

I haven't heard of any Premier League star who lacks women, let alone a superstar like Vardy, I believe that as long as he hooks his little finger, tens of thousands of girls are willing to become Vardy's other half.

But the problem of feelings is sometimes really difficult to measure, people can never get rid of the trouble of feelings, if it is just pure carnal desire, then what is the difference between it and the beast?

Of course, the long-term separation between the two places and the cold war some time ago have made the relationship between the two people exist in name only, even without this incident, Vardy estimates that it may be difficult for the two to be together for a long time.

Well, long pain is better than short pain, maybe this is better for everyone, no one will delay anyone!

The thought that he would not need to be emotionally burdened in the future and that he could be more unscrupulous when he went out to play made Vardy feel motivated.

Party, party, get me high!

Isn't falling out of love a good excuse to party?

Vardy is no longer depressed, as if he has become the playboy who can swing his tail with Ronaldo, you know, he is only 20 years old now, which is the age when he likes to play.

And after Vardy seemed to be back to normal, Ronaldo on the training ground still looked frightened and inexplicable, which is really strange.

After training, Vardy pulled Ronaldo to a place where no one was.

Why is there no Rooney?

The reason is very simple, this time Vardy put the pot of his broken love on Rooney, and if Rooney didn't introduce him to a better girlfriend, the two would be friends!

"Who have you been intimidated against?" Vardy asked, puzzled.

Ronaldo sighed and sat down to talk to Vardy, who then understood what was going on.

"My new girlfriend is the one at the party, I thought she was a very good girl, but I didn't expect that night, she actually smeared medicine in her own place!"

Ronaldo said this, the expression on his face was both frightened and angry.

"If I hadn't suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom and take a mandarin duck bath with her, I wouldn't have known that she would do this kind of action, it's terrible!"

"Although she said that this medicine is to make me more vigorous and more interesting, but where do I dare to go in, God knows what it is!"

Vardy glanced at Ronaldo sympathetically, it was indeed unlucky enough to meet such a woman.

There was a typical example of this in his previous life, when Borriello, a shooter who was still in Genoa, was hit.

Borriello's girlfriend at the time was Belen, a famous lustful female supermodel in the Italian fashion circle, this woman was so crazy that when she rolled the sheets with Borriello, she once applied aphrodisiacs on her lower body in order to induce Borriello to be more courageous.

It's just that they didn't do protection at that time, and the illegal drugs entered the body with Borriello's lower body.

Then it turned out that Borriello did not pass the drug test and was banned for several months.

At that time, this incident caused an uproar in Italy, and everyone laughed when they mentioned it.

Now, apparently, Ronaldo's new female companion is doing the same thing, it's all so crazy.

And the reason why Ronaldo is afraid that if it really leads to his ban, the consequences will be unimaginable, and more importantly, God knows if this thing is more serious?

Ronaldo kicked the woman that night, although there is nowhere to vent the aroused lust, but it's better than fucking!

If Ronaldo is a conspiracy theorist, I am afraid that he will think that this woman is deliberately found by his opponent to calculate himself!

Well, compared to falling out of love, it feels like Ronaldo is a little more miserable!

Vardy and Ronaldo feel that they can hug each other to keep warm.

However, what Vardy didn't know was that there was a more tragic thing waiting for him, in comparison, Ronaldo was already happy, and only he was the saddest!

Early the next morning, the players changed their clothes and gathered on the training ground, but Ferguson did not immediately let the players start training, and his teammates found that there was a big beauty standing next to the two assistant coaches today.

"Oh my God, is this sexy woman our assistant coach? That's just bliss! ”

"No, I think it may be a physiotherapist, I didn't expect the club to be so caring, to find such a beautiful physiotherapist, I think I need a massage now, especially in my heart!"

"Go away, stay away from my goddess, this is obviously the recovery coach that the club has specially equipped for me!"

"Cut, I see that she is very familiar, obviously she is coming for me!"

......

The players were whispering, but no one noticed that Vardy's face was green!

God, do you have to punish me like this?

"Everyone, Miss Hannah, this beautiful woman standing next to me is the new team doctor in our first team, she has a wealth of experience, I hope you can get along happily in the future!"

Ferguson gave a brief introduction, as a must-have for the first team, Ferguson previously felt that the team was suffering from an injury crisis for this reason, so he added a team doctor to ensure the health of the players.

The new beautiful team doctor smiled and nodded to everyone, without saying anything, but it still made the players fascinated by the spring breeze.

The reason why everyone else is a pig brother is like a pig, but Vardy seems to be constipated, is also very simple.

It's not that he doesn't like beautiful women, it's that this beautiful team doctor is too familiar to him, and she is the team doctor of Everton before.

If Vardy is afraid of anything in this world, the first may be gods and devils, the second may be caterpillars, and the third is this beautiful team doctor.

To others she may be a goddess, but to Vardy, she is the devil, the nemesis, the dark past of life.

In Vardy's impression, every time he came into contact with her, there was no time when he was not unlucky, which was quite miserable.

If the story of the two is written as a one, maybe the name can also be called "Les Miserables", and the number of words must be more than the original.

Oh my God, how did she come to Manchester United?

Is this the rhythm of dying on the pitch?

In the morning of training, when his teammates were enthusiastically discussing the beautiful team doctor, Vardy was always in a daze, and he felt that his life had not seen the light of day.

It's just a broken love, and he can still withstand this big blow, but the arrival of Hannah, the beautiful team doctor, is like sprinkling salt on his wounds, torturing him to death.

Although it is not known why Hannah came to Manchester United, Vardy knows that he will have a hard time in the future.

It seems that he will have to be less injured in the future, not only to ensure his health, but also to protect his life, God knows when Hannah will kill himself!

He really wanted to turn to the system to get Hannah back to Everton, but this cost was a bit high, and the five-star wish sold Vardy, and he couldn't afford it.

In the future, I can really only clamp my tail and be a man!

......

The weekend was a double red clash with Liverpool, a rivalry between the two giants that has always been the main theme of the Premier League, and even now, it is still a big battle that has caught the eyes of the whole world.

Manchester United lead the table, while Liverpool and Arsenal are tied for third and look like they are in the first group, but United are already 15 points ahead of Liverpool, who have no hope of snatching the title from Manchester United.

Like Manchester United, Liverpool are also distracted by the Champions League, having reached the final and met old rivals AC Milan, only this time the Istanbul night did not appear, and Milan had the last laugh with the peak Kaka.

In this life, it is estimated that Liverpool will also be tragic, because their opponents to win the championship are not only AC Milan, but also Manchester United, which is about to reach the top.

The pre-match atmosphere has been heated by public opinion, and the fans of both teams are hoping that their teams can win the double red meeting, and the long-standing rivalry makes the war between them no less than the real war.

However, it was the Chelsea fans who were really heathing, hoping that Liverpool could hold on to Manchester United so that they could have a chance to overtake Manchester United to win the title!