Chapter 37: Be Comfortable
For Li Qiuyu to become angry, this is no longer just a matter of Daomen, but a matter involving the head of the empty Dao.
Seriously, whatever is carried forward in Taoism and the development of purple void is just because of the last wish of the head of the empty Tao.
Therefore, whether it is Taoism or Purple Void, in Li Qiuyu's eyes, he is not as good as the empty Taoist at all.
"System, as long as I make a punishment, will you complete it?" Li Qiuyu asked in his mind.
"Host, please, tailor the punishment to a suitable area." The system said, "As long as it's not too outrageous, the system will do it." ”
"Okay, then let's make this woman dumb!!" Li Qiuyu said coldly: "And she talks so badly, let her mouth stink, as soon as she opens her mouth, the taste will leak out." ”
"Okay, host, the punishment has been formulated, the punishment is being implemented, the punishment is complete." The cold voice of the system sounded in Li Qiuyu's mind again, and then everyone noticed that Fang Yue, who was originally a little noisy, suddenly quieted down.
I saw that she had grown her mouth, and her mouth opened and closed, as if she was saying something, but she didn't make a sound at all.
"Damn, is this a mute?" The friends in Weng Qing's live broadcast room asked a little coercively: "Tangtang, you tell me, this is not true, in this world, where is there such a nonsense thing, if you don't open your mouth, you will become dumb." ”
"This, this, this is terrible. , "Weng Qing's live broadcast room has exploded at this time.
Originally, there were only more than 100,000 viewers in Weng Qing's live broadcast room, but now there are more than 500,000 people, and most of these people were called from outside by the friends in the live broadcast room.
There's no way, the guys who live in this era of belief in science will always be very interested in those strange things.
Otherwise, there would not be so many supernatural works and mythological works in the world.
"Damn,, can any of you tell me, it's not true?" The netizens in the live broadcast room are going crazy one by one, what they could only see in movies before, I didn't expect to be able to see it in reality.
"Don't say anything, I've already booked a ticket to Zixu Mountain." A local tyrant in the live broadcast room said: "It's better to see than to hear, I decided to take a look for myself." ”
"Worship the local tyrant, a plane ticket, just to see, can I die if I buy a train ticket and want to apprentice?"
Another netizen said.
"What about apprenticeship?"
"Man-machine, Daoist doesn't accept apprentices at all." The netizen said: "Look. ”
"Immeasurable longevity, the two laymen should get up first, Poor Dao doesn't plan to accept apprentices now." Li Qiuyu called Wang Lin and Wang Kai up.
Just kidding, although Li Qiuyu himself grew up in Daomen, to be honest, Li Qiuyu also knows little about Daomen, how can he accept apprentices.
If you have less than half a bottle, isn't it hurting others to accept an apprentice?
"Master, you just promise us, if you don't promise us, we won't be able to get up." Wang Lin and Wang Kai, the two brothers, saw that Li Qiuyu did not agree, and they directly began to cheat.
If you don't agree, you don't get up.
"Since you two are so sincere." Seeing that Wang Lin and Wang Kai really wanted to worship him as a teacher, Li Qiuyu paused and said, "Then, you guys go to the house." ”
Li Qiuyu pointed to the Sanqing Hall and said.
It is said to be a hall, but in fact it is just a hall.
"Master, are you going to take me?" Wang Lin and Wang Kai hurriedly asked, and at the same time, they also aroused everyone's envy.
"Oh, of course not, it's just that there are futons in the Sanqing Palace, you can kneel more comfortably......"
Kneel comfortably
A little more comfortable
Be comfortable
a little
dot
……
Comfortable your sister, Wang Lin and Wang Kai were directly dumb.
Do you think buddy really wants to kneel, we're just talking, we're here to apprentice!!
The two brothers, Wang Lin and Wang Kai, looked at the Sanqing Hall blankly, not knowing whether they should go over or not.
After all, what did you do in the past?
Do you really want to kneel?
If you don't go over, won't you be able to worship the teacher?
However, why do you think that even if you go to apprenticeship, Miaoqing Taoist will not accept you as an apprentice!!
"Big brother, what should we do!" Wang Lin looked at his eldest brother, Wang Kai said.
"What to do, if you want to apprentice, go and kneel. Wang Kai pressed his teeth: "This must be a test for the two of us by the Dao Chief, yes, it must be a test!" ”
Wang Kai said as he walked into the Sanqing Palace, there were three futons in the Sanqing Palace, and Wang Kai knelt on one of them.
Wang Lin saw that his eldest brother was kneeling on it, so he didn't hesitate, and knelt on the other one.
"Lay people, do you want to burn incense and worship God or test marriage?" Li Qiuyu looked at the dozen or so people left in front of him and said.
The remaining dozen or so people are very respectful to Li Qiuyu.
There's no way, after all, Li Qiuyu's performance today is really a bit overclass.
"We're here to test marriage." The Truth Emperor said that the Truth Emperor, as an encyclopedia in the Jiang University Forum, claims to have nothing that he doesn't know.
Moreover, the Truth Emperor is now here to find out if the Moon Old Tree really exists.
"The old moon tree is over there, you can write your own name and the name of the girl you like on it, and test it." Li Qiuyu said: "However, I still want to say that the old moon tree is always a foreign object, and it is not necessarily accurate, after all, love is an incomprehensible existence." ”
"So, there are times when the power of love can break through the rules." Li Qiuyu said: "There are some people who originally did not have a husband and wife, but love will eventually make them husband and wife, but this is rarely the case."
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