Oh, forget about it.

In the middle of January, FIFA held its annual awards ceremony in Switzerland.

With the Champions League, La Liga, and Copa del Rey in the 14-15 season, as well as the UEFA Super Cup and Club World Cup in the second half of the year, plus the runner-up in the Copa America at the national team level...... Barcelona's ace Messi beat Cristiano Ronaldo and teammate Neymar to win the 2015 FIFA Golden Ball Award.

It was the third Ballon d'Or of his career (2009, 2010, 2015) and he officially equalled Platini, Cruyff, Van Basten and ...... Ronshit.

With Lonshette and Liverpool only playing in the Europa League this season and almost 100% missing out on the 2016 Ballon d'Or, Messi remains the favourite to lift the Ballon d'Or for the fourth time.

As for Cristiano Ronaldo...... His second Golden Ball in 2014, in the eyes of many people, was just picked up by taking advantage of Long Shute's serious injury!

How could he be qualified to be compared to the King of Plum Balls?!

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February 6, 2016.

This is the 28th day of the lunar month of the Chinese lunar calendar.

The vast majority of Chinese have finished a year's hard work and begun to enjoy the rare Spring Festival holiday.

"Twenty-eight, put on your face."

In many places in the north, according to traditional customs, on this night, women have to prepare the noodles needed for the Chinese New Year, such as steamed buns, flower rolls, jujube flower cakes, oil cakes, and gnocchi......

The men carried benches and ladders, and put up couplets, blessing characters and window grilles outside the doors.

Of course, the work of the latter looks much simpler.

So the lazy men quickly sat back on the couch and turned on the TV.

If they happen to switch to a sports channel, they might see a slightly old red stadium.

On the billboard on the periphery of the stadium, there may be a blessing slowly flashing:

"Liverpool Club wishes all Chinese a Happy New Year! Good luck in the Year of the Monkey! Red envelopes are rolling in! Come and click on Liverpool Mall to buy the Year of the Monkey Edition jersey......"

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For Liverpool, being beaten by Leicester City at the last minute was definitely the most painful defeat of the season, and it was also a blow to them who had just experienced an extremely wonderful January!

The defeat may have had a huge impact on Ronsset's prestige within the club – as he also played the full 90 minutes in that game!

Ronshit doesn't care about the curse of "Team of the Month will be doomed the next month", as he has already broken many curses in his short career.

But he had to pick himself up because he didn't have time to dwell on the failures that were already in the past.

On February 6, on this very day, Liverpool welcomed their opponents in the 25th round of the league at Anfield.

Black Cat, Sunderland.

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In many Western countries, the black cat is a symbol of bad luck, it represents impending doom and even death.

However, for Chinese, black cats can ward off evil spirits, meaning auspiciousness and wealth.

And it just so happened that the Liverpool captain's household registration book...... From China!

“o…… o！ ”

An uncontrollable exclamation rang out over the Anfield stadium.

The voice came from George Sefton, who has worked here for more than 20 years, and the 67-year-old man still has an amazing lung capacity, and can spit out a long line of Liverpool dialect that outsiders can't understand in a row, just like a young man:

"He did it! After a hard-fought last week, the Liverpool high-speed train is back on its way! Take a look at our captain! He put on a hearty goalscoring show for us at Anfield! ”

Other players may still be out of shape, but Lonshette has found the best version of himself.

He looked at the two lines of bright red data on the electronic screen:

Liverpool 7——0 Sunderland。

Long （12，26，39，51，68，83，90）。

He single-handedly took all the goals of the game!

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The return of the seven stars took Ronshit's league goal tally to 60, and he also equalled the league record held by Everton legend Dean for more than 50 years.

The whole Premier League is shocked!

The whole of European football was shocked!

The whole world trembled with fear of such a thing!

It took Dean 39 league games to complete the feat of 60 goals, averaging 1.54 goals per game.

And Long Shute ...... But it only took 21 games!

Goals per game...... 2.86！

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"Congratulations on tying the all-time record!"

Glenn Davos, a team correspondent for The Liverpool Echo, wanted to slap the team's bigwigs on the back in his post-match interview.

But Ronshit wasn't overjoyed:

"It's just a tie, it's not worth celebrating, I want to make an interview, please make an appointment until the next game, see you later."

And then he literally said goodbye to the journalist.

Leave the Liverpool local media reporter in the wind and feel the February chill at Anfield Stadium alone......

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This season has lived up to its name of chaos, as Liverpool thrashed Sunderland 7-0, their main title rivals, Leicester City, swept past the Blues 3-1 at the Etihad Stadium, with the difference between the two teams still seven points.

It's an incredible result.

Nearly two-thirds of the league has been played, Leicester City has defeated countless strong opponents, and no one in the entire Premier League will despise their existence, but the dignified Manchester City is still being beaten by their opponents at their home stadium!

The world is a lot crazier than you think.

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February 9, the second day of the Lunar New Year.

This is a day to visit relatives and friends, and it is also a day to return to your parents' home.

However, Ronshette did not follow Emma back to her parents' home, because his daughter-in-law had already flown to the United States to start a new job.

Although in the second half of 2014, Emma Watson pushed away all her jobs in order to accompany her seriously injured husband, which made the little British witch, who was in a career transition period, hardly have any exposure and attention for nearly a year.

But perhaps it was this nearly a year of bed companionship that suddenly made her public image a huge reversal, and the freckled girl who was a little reckless and frivolous, arrogant, and rejecting thousands of miles away seems to have finally grown into a responsible and responsible mature woman.

When she returned to work, she suddenly found that she had more job opportunities than she had imagined, and even some Chinese directors sent her offers — where the money was much better than in Hollywood......

It's just that her acting skills are ...... It really needs to be polished again.

Even Long Shute thought so.

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Since my wife has gone to work hard for her career, it is not interesting for my husband to lie in bed alone.

On the evening of the second day of the Lunar New Year, Liverpool's rotation players appeared en masse at Upton Park in London to take on West Ham United, opponents in the fifth round of the FA Cup.

The Hammers' home stadium has never been a bone to gnaw on, not to mention that they were not prepared to play against Liverpool from the start.

It's a cup tie and they don't need to compare their attacking prowess with Liverpool, as long as they can hold on to 90 minutes of regulation time and 30 minutes of extra-time, they can drag the game into a penalty shoot-out!

With a little luck, they can beat Liverpool, who are in the limelight this season, and advance to the next round with their heads held high!

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West Ham's idea is good and there is a real possibility of it coming true, after all, Leicester City gave them a good example a week ago.

It's a pity that they don't have Kante in the team, nor Mahrez and Vardy, nor does they have the old Italian coach and "tinkerer" Ranieri who has a strong luck halo.

So when Lonshette scored twice, the Hammers could only lose 4-1 at their home stadium to visiting Liverpool.

Even they themselves said after the game about the result...... Like, it's acceptable!

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February 14, the seventh day of the Lunar New Year.

On this Valentine's Day, most of the hard-working Chinese have already started to work.

In a house in San Francisco, Emma Watson also received roses and a small gift that her husband had ordered online.

"Take it out and use it when you think of me, it's something that's custom-made to my size!"

Long Shute's words on the phone sounded strange......

"By the way, we're going to just go on vacation in the U.S. this summer, right?"