"Honey, where is your round face, the face slimming shouldn't have such a big effect, right?" Emperor Wu looked at Taylor Swift's slightly thinner cheeks before leaving, and asked deliberately.

"Idiot! Of course, massage alone is not enough, but fat loss will change the shape of the face, so you don't believe you can try it yourself. Taylor Swift is easily angered by Emperor Wu, in a metropolis full of beautiful women like New York, Taylor Swift's appearance is not outstanding, so as soon as Emperor Wu complains about her baby-fat face, the little singer will be furious, and he can't wait to pounce on him and bite him.

"Don't keep holding that kind of leaflet, although your facial features are not exquisite, they just become beautiful when you put them together, and there is no need to use a knife. Besides, you don't rely on your face to eat, you rely on real singing skills and voice. Wu Huang's words sounded quite human, but they quickly deviated again, and Taylor Swift's face had just improved, when he heard Wu Huang continue: "But if you really want to go to the rectification, I suggest you just clean up your nose a little like your grandmother." Then again, your grandmother is such a beautiful woman! "Wu Huang always likes Taylor Swift, recently the fame of the little singer is getting higher and higher, as the so-called popular right and wrong, as her fame increases, naturally there are many more people who hack her, for example, these people always take out a few fat photos of her when she was a child to sarcastically ridicule her ugly!

Well, in fact, Wu Huang often thinks that the little singer's makeup is the lowest score among his girls, but he doesn't like Taylor Swift's face, he likes Taylor Swift's voice and cheap personality more.

The little singer has been hacked quite miserably recently, especially the baby's fat face, so she began to eat nutritious meals to lose weight, and did face slimming exercises when she had time, but how could these have a quick effect on face slimming injections and the like, so there have been a lot of introductions to plastic surgery hospitals in her apartment recently, and she was obviously stimulated by these remarks. But that's not what makes her most angry, many sunspots who know about her affair with Emperor Wu like to compare Christine and Emma Watson with her, how can Taylor Swift stand this kind of sarcasm.

This is what she can't think of herself, Wu Huang's sisters have their own flaws, and she is not the only one who has shortcomings, such as Emma Watson, whom she hates the most, is not as good as when she was a child, and she has a lot of freckles on her face when she is without makeup, and her appearance is not much better than Taylor Swift; Christine looks haggard and tired when she wears no makeup, and although her freckles are less than that of little Hermione, they are more noticeable; Emma Roberts has good skin, but she is also a little baby fat, but she has milder symptoms than Taylor Swift, but if that big mouth does not meet the aesthetics, it looks really a big flaw, and the height of the little radish is too short; Finally, there was Chloe Moretz, who was always harassing him on the phone, and the little girl was now always complaining to him, saying that she was fat when she drank water, and Wu Huang also noticed that her calves were getting thicker and thicker, and she began to have signs of elephant legs.

The so-called beauties naturally do not have no defects at all, but these defects Wu Huang feels that it doesn't matter, the real tragedy is that none of the five girls has a cup more than B, and Wu Huang's big hands are useless, which is his biggest regret.

Wu Huang secretly sighed in his heart that he had no chance with the ball, and when he saw Taylor Swift, he was a little angry, and immediately handed over a ticket with a wicked smile.

"What's that?" Although Taylor Swift suspected that Emma Roberts and Wu Huang had a leg, the relationship between the two girls was not greatly affected, and she usually watched the game with Emma Roberts in the private room.

"This is the ticket for the front row, I'll help you get a seat next to Beyoncé, you can go to the front row to watch the game today."

"Why go to the front row? Why is it next to Beyoncé? ”

Wu Huang looked cheap and explained: "You don't know, the 'beauty' thing needs to be compared, if you are allowed to sit with Audrey Hepburn, then of course you are tragic!" But sit with Beyoncé and you'll be a big beauty. Wu Huang's words still sound very unpleasant, but Taylor Swift is cheap, and the two just make a pair. Besides, Emperor Wu has already summed up his experience, if he is really too good to her, this slut should go to the house to uncover the tiles, Emperor Wu knows her temperament well, and the little singer is the kind that must not be coaxed, otherwise she will be ridden on the head sooner or later.

Tonight is the Knicks' home game against the Heat, the Knicks won at home the Celtics the day before, and after the game, major media outlets have reported on New York's 22-game winning streak.

The emperor of New York is now in the limelight for a while, and the question of whether he can be called a "superstar" has long been gone, and now he has no black spots at all.

Of course, the U.S. media reported on Stoudemire at almost the same page, and forced a lot of credit on Smalls, especially the win over the Celtics.

But this method is not very useful, as long as you compare the data of the two, you can find that although Xiao Si's play is good, But he still averaged only 24.6 points, 8.5 rebounds, 2.5 assists and 1.9 blocks per game, whether this is a superstar data is controversial, and considering that Xiao Si let the opponent eat dumplings every time he scores high points, his performance is actually similar to that in the Suns, but at that time he didn't get so much praise, the American media obviously wanted to reduce the influence of Wu Huang by raising Xiao Si, and his intentions were very sinister!

Wu Huang doesn't care so much, in terms of fame, he is nine streets higher than Stoudemire, fortunately, Xiao Si's performance is good now, otherwise he would have been hacked by his 60E fans, and only some American media are still resisting, always wanting to put Wu Huang lower and find some young talents to compete with him.

However, the geniuses of the United States are not angry, it is really difficult to find a young player to play with him at this stage, only Derrick Rose can compete with Wu Huang in terms of personal data and team record, Durant and Wei Shao of the Thunder team pulled each other's legs, the average score of the small schoolbag could not go up as soon as it reached 28 points, Wei Shao increased his average data per game to 21 + 8 + 5, Harden also improved, as long as the data of the two of them increased by one point, Durant side will reduce one point accordingly.

At 8 p.m. this evening, the Knicks will welcome the Miami Triumvirate, the most talked-about and hottest in the league, and it will certainly be a national broadcast broadcast, and it will create a number of broadcasts around the world that are not inferior to the playoffs, especially in Asia, where almost every developed and developing region has broadcast this key battle.

There are many topics in this competition, such as Wu Huang's relationship with James this season has become very bad, which is a big attraction. And this matter is naturally to blame Wu Huang, James's brain-dead behavior in the summer was sprayed with blood, and the immoral Wu Huang followed the trend and ridiculed James, so that the latter wrote down his name in a small notebook, and the annoyed James even tweeted a gambling curse: "I will remember everyone who attacked me, I said everyone!" ”

Of course, Emperor Wu was jealous, but he didn't care about this, if he wanted to fulfill the big words he said a few days ago, he would inevitably offend these all-stars and superstars on active duty. Having said that, don't look at those black stars who have a good relationship with each other, but Wu Huang has been reluctant to make friends with these black players since he was in school, and people don't take him to play, anyway, Wu Huang doesn't have many good friends in the NBA, and his college teammate Bart was cut this season, and he actually doesn't even have a good friend in the league.

The Heat had won 10 in a row before the Knicks, and there were quite a few neutral fans who wanted New York to win today, almost as many as they wanted them to lose, which also showed that the Heat and the Knicks were actually half love-hate teams, but whether they liked them or hated them, there were enough of them.

Some time ago, when the Heat lost three in a row, Wade once complained that "the world has become better because of the Heat's loss", which means the pleasure and exhaustion of "being the enemy of the world". Stan Van Gundy, the Magic's coach at the time, scoffed: "I really laughed when I heard them complain about the excessive blame and attention they received. My advice is that if you don't want to be watched, don't celebrate the championship before you have even trained together. It was you who attracted the attention of the outside world, but as soon as things didn't go as smoothly as expected, they began to sigh that you were getting too much attention. ”

The New York Times also reported on the day of the game: James thinks the fans are too him, but when he announced to the world in his "TheDecision" that he was going to Miami, he completely shattered the precocious, steady and sleek image he had established since entering the league in 2003.

This is mostly because he fired his original agent Goodwin, and then got involved with a group of buddies who grew up playing with a company to be his own agent. In fact, no one blames him at all when he runs away, so get together and disperse, you have spent 7 years of good time together, why tear your face?

But for reasons that a basic educated human can't understand, to broadcast his decision-making process live on the world, and then make a decision to give someone a hand, although it is called "brother basketball", it still makes people feel that he has unparalleled talent but is not able to carry the burden of a team on his shoulders.

The New York media has been attacking the Heat off the court for a long time, and they are about to come out every once in a while to belittle the Big Three, especially James.

This phenomenon is very easy to understand, if there is a media in the United States that wants the Heat to fall into a situation from which they will never recover, it is Cleveland and New York, the former is jealous of James's departure, and the latter is the biggest stumbling block to winning the championship, and in the next four years, the Heat will become the biggest obstacle on the way to the Knicks winning the championship.

D'Antoni's study of the Heat is not a day or two, and as long as they reach the semifinals or division finals in the playoffs, they will definitely meet this tricky team, so the Knicks' coaching staff is mainly studying how to deal with the Heat, followed by the Celtics, Bulls and Magic.

Pat Riley has revealed in an interview that he intends to let LeBron James play as a playmaker, but this overstepping of the line only happens at key moments, and Mario Chalmers is still the first choice for playmaking in the regular rotation lineup.

The Heat's guard line generally has no shortcomings, and Chalmers is not as good as the star point guards of other teams, but at least he won't hold the team back. Coupled with the fact that they also have ace Wade, the Flash saw a slight decline in the 2009-10 season, but that was only relative to the overly strong 2008-09 season. In the past few years, the "Flash" has taken on too much pressure, and in the new season, due to the arrival of James, Wade's shooting percentage has immediately increased by 3%, exceeding the 50% mark.

Like the shooting guard, the Heat's small forward position is just as strong, even strong enough to dominate the pack, as they have LeBron James, a two-time regular-season MVP winner. In the offseason, many predicted that James could average double-digit assists per game or even a terrible triple-double per game. Although it turned out to be YY afterwards, James's 26+7+7 data is still one of the most versatile players in the league.

At the power forward position, the Heat also have All-Star level Chris Bosh, Bosh is one of the best offensive power forwards in the game, and the Samsung convergence has reduced his shots and made Bosh's statistics drop significantly, but the importance of Bosh still cannot be ignored, because he is the only pillar of the Heat's interior line.

The Heat's biggest weakness is at center, with Joel Anthony, Ilgoskas, Jamal Magloyer and Eric Dampier currently on the team. Among them, Magloyer averaged only 10 minutes per game last season and has been abandoned this season. Therefore, the starting center is temporarily competed by Anthony and Big Z, but although Anthony is a good defender, he is only 2.03 meters tall and has little contribution to rebounding, and the offense is even worse. Big Z is getting older, his defensive pace is too slow, and his efficiency is also declining, and he can only play ten minutes per game. Dampier, who joined the team after the start of the season, had high expectations, but he proved to be less useful than Joel Anthony.

Now the unanimous view of all parties is: if you want to beat the Heat, you must make a fuss from the Heat's weak inside.

Wu Huang doesn't think there is a problem with this point of view, but he always feels that it is more than that simple, because the teams that beat the Heat have one thing in common, they not only limit the Heat on the inside, but also the outside defense is not bad, which can make the Flash and James frequently go deep into the restricted area to score. This requires the defender's inside barrier to be strong enough, and the inside and outside lines must be tacitly coordinated, and they must be able to use shrink defense.

But the Knicks have always been a man-to-man defense, everyone has their own share, no one should miss anyone, this kind of defense may be difficult to prevent Wade and James' turns, these two are not one-on-one can be easily limited, must rely on overall defense, internal and external cooperation, that is to say, there must be a perfect defensive system, relying on collective strength to trap these two big and small beasts.

Wu Huang secretly hurts, they have a fart defensive system, this season D'Antoni began to be alert, he limited assistant coach Michael Woodson's rights in the team, the Knicks' defense is getting worse and worse is the reason, and now Woodson's defensive training sessions have been narrowed to 10% of all training, which means that the Knicks almost do not practice defense, and most of the time they practice offense.

At the pre-match press conference, the players on both sides did not let out big words, obviously they were a little jealous of each other, and no one was sure of winning, so they did not dare to talk too much.

The Knicks are afraid of the threat of the Big Three, and the Heat are afraid of the deterrent of the Knicks' 22-game winning streak.

Now the first place in the East is the Knicks, and the Heat are only in fifth place in the East for the time being due to three consecutive defeats at the beginning of the season, which is hard for many fans to believe.

Eastern Division Rankings -

1. New York Knicks (23-3).

2. Chicago Bulls (21-5).

3. Boston Celtics (20-6)

4. Orlando Magic (19-8).

5. Miami Heat (19-8).

6. Atlanta Hawks (15-11).

7. Milwaukee Bucks (13-13).

8. Philadelphia 76ers (12-15).

The Eastern Conference is extremely polarized right now, with all but the top five teams not competitive, but having five playoff powerhouses is much better than having a positive top-five finish in previous seasons.

D'Antoni struggled for several days, and finally came up with a tactic that was similar to the last one, although he didn't say it explicitly, but the meaning was the same, except that this time it was six elements to win-

First, Emperor Wu blew up Chalmers and Arroyo.

Second, Xiao Si blew up all the centers of the opponent's hot team.

Thirdly, Gallinari and Bosh blew up as much as possible!

Fourth, Iguodala went all out to limit James.

Fifth, Tony Allen went all out to limit Wade.

Sixth, the Knicks' bench lineup must outmaneuver the Heat's bench lineup.

The six winning conditions are still the same as the previous one, and the Knicks must complete at least three, plus the bonus of home-court advantage, their chances of winning will increase a lot.

"Is this a tactic?" Wu Huang didn't hear any substantive tactics in the locker room, the mustache is now more and more extreme, the tactics in the tactical class usually have only one beginning, the first half of the execution is gone, and the rest of the second half is all up to the players themselves to improvise, which can indeed improve D'Antoni's flaw of few tactical changes, but it hurts him as a point guard.

Wu Huang didn't know that D'Antoni in another time and space would completely stop cooking once he was without Nash, because his coaching philosophy was not something that ordinary point guards could play, and the person who controlled the ball must have enough spirituality to help the team play results, but "spirituality" is precisely the most rare talent in all sports.

After the appearance ceremony was over and the Knicks players came to the court, Wu Huang performed his 100-step stunt as usual.

This time he chose to shoot across the whole court, the Knicks' beautiful cheerleaders surrounded him in the middle, Wu Huang shot five in a row surrounded by a bunch of girls, and in the crazy cheers of the fans at the scene, Wu Huang's final result was 2 of 5 shots.

Wu Huang now shoots five ultra-long-distance shots before the start of each game, not necessarily in the position, maybe in the player's tunnel, or in the opponent's half, but if he doesn't throw one, he will donate $10,000 to his "Hemophilia Charity Fund", and this time he scored two, that is, donate $20,000. In addition to this warm-up performance, he donated $5,000 for every three-pointer he made in the game, and he has donated $540,000 this season, which means he has made 108 three-pointers.

In this way, Wu Huang almost donates more than two million US dollars to the charity fund every season, which is the reason why he has the confidence to mock LeBron for using charity as an excuse for live broadcast in the summer, if he really wants to do charity, then do it honestly, what excuse to find!

Today's Knicks starting lineup: Wu Huang, Tony Allen, Iguodala, Gallinari, Stoudemire.

D'Antoni is anxious considering the strength of the Heat's interior line, and plans to strengthen the offense today to blow up the Heat's interior line led by Xiao Si alone.

The mustache has his own considerations in his heart, and he is not unaware that the Celtics have defeated the Heat twice this season, relying on the tacit defense of the inside and outside, and they have made the Heat's interior completely dumb while not giving the Heat too many opportunities to break through to the basket. But the Knicks are not good at defense inside, but they are good at offense, and they don't necessarily have to use defense to blow up opponents, and it's the same with offense.

Today, the Knicks' point guard and interior are responsible for offense, and the outside is responsible for defense - that's the Knicks' strategy. As for the specific tactical level, he will tell Emperor Wu what routine to play when, but how to execute it depends on his own understanding. The mustache doesn't tell the players on the pitch how to execute the tactics, but he will tell you what tactics to play, and then you can do it yourself.

Heat's starting lineup today: Arroyo, Wade, James, Bosh, Big Z.

Except for some changes in the point guard, most of the starting lineup was expected by the Knicks. Whether they can win today depends on what Wu Huang and Xiao Si can do to their opponents, if the two of them play inaccurately, then the Knicks will basically kneel.

"Hey, I heard you have my name on your notebook?" When Wu Huang greeted James before the game, he said with a smile, very bad!

"You're thinking too much, you're not qualified enough." James shook his head at Wu Huang, of course he wrote down Wu Huang's name in the notebook, and it was still a very high position, but he wouldn't say that, he would be angry with the opponent before the game.

"I understand, those who are qualified are all your teammates, of course I am not qualified." Emperor Wu's words were very vicious, so angry that the corners of James' mouth twitched several times, but he couldn't think of enough vicious trash talk to fight back. (To be continued.) )