Chapter 44: The farce hurts his face again
The engagement ceremony was about to take place, and people were walking in groups and groups to the center of the venue.
On the way, Hua Yulong's friends chatted quietly as they walked.
"Unexpectedly, Yulong has been thinking about him all along."
"A soft rice man who doesn't have much responsibility."
"Well, this kind of person throws a few handfuls of money, and playing with the little star will be up to the sky, far less worthy of Yulong."
"First love, it's better to miss each other, look at it, the skinny reality, the skin is shattered, it's really ugly."
"That Lily's woman jumped out to join in the fun, and someone saved the scene, it felt like acting."
"Chaoyang, find a few people to get him?"
Li Chaoyang smiled in his chest: "You don't have to go down the three roads, play together, and the color will be exposed." "Didn't he say he could arrange tours of the scenery and taste the flavors of the place?
"Playing with him? That's why you're willing to give him this face. ”
"I'm giving Yulong a face. This Nizi has her own innocence, and she is quite incurable. ”
"Aren't you just like that? What is this called, out of the mud without staining. ”
Li Chaoyang scolded with a smile: "If a dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, you are all mud." ”……
With Xu Changqing's ability, these words naturally couldn't escape his ears, and he smiled playfully.
Yu Xuanji on the side asked, "What's so funny?" ”
"It's nothing, I feel the natural law of birth, old age, sickness and death, marriage and funeral. If it's just yourself, you don't feel how to do it, and when you interact and compare, you find that there is really a gap between what you think. ”
"And then? I'm proud!? ”
Xu Changqing pursed his lips and smiled, Yu Xuanji's humor, he couldn't learn it.
Halfway through the laugh, it stopped abruptly.
"What's wrong?"
Xu Changqing nodded, "It's about the sound of the east hitting the west." ”
Almost as soon as he finished speaking, he heard a sharp and high-pitched female voice from the west: "Ah......hh
Everyone looked sideways, but Hua Yulong looked at Xu Changqing.
Xu Changqing was depressed, and said in his heart: "With you, it is only a matter of time before my identity is exposed." ”
Soon, the owner sent people around to appease him, claiming that someone had just fainted.
Clumsy rhetoric, fainted so that an adult woman screamed in front of the public as if she had seen a ghost?
Finally, everyone gave face, the ceremony was held as usual, the atmosphere was not bad, the newlyweds gave each other love tokens, and everyone sent them blessings with warm applause and cheers.
Seeing that the ceremony was over, the people had begun to disperse, and some people walked to the center of the venue and shouted, "Everyone, I want to put on a show for everyone." ”
People stopped to pay attention.
Xu Changqing found that the hosts were all confused, and obviously there was no such thing in the process.
He realized that something was wrong, but by this time he wanted to make a move, but it was too late.
Boom! The man exploded, shattering his internal organs, flesh, and blood, splattering the faces of all the people who were close by, including the newcomers.
"Ahh
People were stunned for a moment, then screamed in horror, and some vomited on the spot.
The scene was so bloody that the man blew up, and the biggest part was just a finger. In this case, those who are buried in blood look very cautious, and being splashed with feces and urine is better than this.
However, this is only the beginning, and before people can flee, bang bang bang! Explosions after explosions took place. Almost all of the people present were affected to some degree.
Xu Changqing was naturally not included, he was very annoyed now, such a thing happened, it was equivalent to slapping him again.
Times are different, and beginners can't control all situations.
Whether it is the previous serial explosion incident initiated by the Demon Dao, or the current human body explosion, there is a common characteristic, that is, there is no superpower.
It may not be accurate to say this, there are superpowers, but the usage is so obscure that cultivators can't detect it.
If it involves superpowers, such as curses, being cast, using some kind of magic weapon, or talismans, whether it is a Xuanmen or an outer way, Xu Changqing can perceive it.
Even if it's the kind of pawn disciple or puppet who doesn't enter the stream, he can distinguish it at a glance. Even abnormal emotions can't escape his insight.
There is only one way that can't be helped, ordinary people, and ordinary people with a very good mentality.
For example, if a fanatic believer believes in an evil spirit, who dies generously and calmly, he will not be able to identify such an enemy.
That's what happened this time.
For a moment, he really thought that the other party was a show arranged by the master's family, or a sensationalism, and he wanted to show himself.
But his insight is strong, and his thinking response is far beyond ordinary people, and before most people understand what is going on, he has already completed the association and judgment by capturing the body and facial information of multiple targets.
At this time, a new question arises, whether to do it immediately.
The other party is just an ordinary person, and he has some obscure means to subdue the other party.
Now that the other party has taken the lead, if he wants to be tough, it can save time, but he will also be exposed. With a little slow, he can deal with the other party quietly, even if the other party immediately takes out a ceramic pistol, it will not help, it is too slow.
Thinking and judging in an instant, Xu Changqing hesitated, he didn't want to be exposed in public.
As a result, people didn't hesitate and played self-destruct directly.
I may not be in control of anything, but at least I can control myself!
This is more extreme than biting poisonous fangs, biting poisonous fangs and swallowing medicine, Xu Changqing has a way to stop it on the spot, but it can't blow himself up.
And this self-explosion is not simple, where can ordinary self-explosion blow people up like this? The real powder is too exaggerated. That's the supernatural part.
Therefore, Xu Changqing felt that the times had changed, and he, an initiator, was slapped in the face again.
The successive explosions made people panic and scream! Running!
At this time, a large number of security guards arrived one after another.
"Squat, squat!"
Between the terrorist attack case that occurred in Licheng not long ago, the Zhou family paid attention to security this time, with a large number of special police escorts, and each person came with a set of well-fitting high-end black suits, in order not to engage in saber-rattling to affect the atmosphere of the banquet.
And this time, what Xu Changqing noticed was that the problem was on the waiter.
The explosion was made by waiters wandering among the guests, holding drinks. One person manages one piece, and in the case of a relatively concentrated number of guests, there is a full coverage of the venue.
The special police suppressed it in time, and the results were good, most of them squatted down according to their words, and some of them were panicked and confused, and they were also forcibly pressed down.
At this time, the primary purpose of the special police officers is to control the situation and try to prevent the situation from deteriorating.
No more anomalies.
It seems to be just a farce, but the price is too high and too weird.
Hua Yulong squatted diagonally opposite Xu Changqing, staring at Xu Changqing, a pair of smart big eyes seemed to be able to speak, not much panic and panic, but mostly curious.
Xu Changqing glared at her.
The heart said that this Nizi is really sick, and in the face of such a thing, the reaction of the mind is completely abnormal.
Hua Yulong pursed her lips and muttered in a low voice: "You will murder me!" ”
The reaction is more normal is Qian Duoduo, with a pale face and a expressive expression, which vividly expresses the concept of 'I don't want to die, I haven't lived enough', which can be understood at a glance.
At this time, I listened to the host Zhou Hongsheng, that is, Zhou Yuanyuan's father, forcibly calm down and appease everyone: "Everyone, everyone, Master Mei Yaojiu from Hong Kong is just here, please master you calm your soul and get rid of evil." ”
Yu Xuan, who has never believed in evil, pouted: "If there is no medicine to save it, you can still toss hard, so serve yourself first." ”
In fact, this Master Mei at least looks good, his beard and hair are all white, his roots are sassy, and his spirit is strong. Dressed in a dress similar to Ip Man played by Donnie Yen, with a gown with rib buttons, bloomers, white socks and cloth shoes, spotless, looking like an old martial artist with good health.
Mei Yaojiu smiled and arched at everyone, and began to walk around, everywhere he passed, people felt that there was a breeze blowing on their faces, it seemed to be the wind brought up by their clothes, and it didn't seem to be, there was a faint fragrance, the key was that as soon as the wind blew, they felt that their minds were clear, and their emotions calmed down. couldn't help but be amazed, and some people also thanked him.
The special police officers did not stop them, and Zhou Hongsheng arranged for them to meet Mei Yaojiu in advance, knowing that this was a strange person invited by the Zhou family. And having experienced terrorist attacks, they have a certain understanding of the supernatural, and they will not shout anything at every turn, which is unscientific.
However, this high-looking Master Mei walked to Xu Changqing's side, and his figure suddenly froze, and his old face turned red.
Without him, the talisman he used to calm everyone's souls was made by Xu Changqing, who was pretending to be a guest and squatting on the ground.
Blind eye? Mei Yaojiu didn't dare to hold a big one. This is an initiator, and Xu Changqing has a discussion with Kukai at the Heroes Banquet, and he is one of the witnesses. I feel that the other party has a bright future, and it is too late to get married, how can I hold a grudge?
On-the-spot judgment is a matter of blinking, and the more you don't do it, the more you can't get off the stage. Mei Yaojiu quickly made a decision. He walked to Xu Changqing's left, squatted down, and tried hard to make himself laugh: "Teacher Xu, are you observing the case from an extraordinary angle?" ”
"Poof!"
Yu Xuan and Hua Yulong laughed at the same time.
Hua Yulong knew Xu Changqing's roots and understood that this was a drama in which an old apprentice pretended to be forced to encounter a little ancestor.
And Yu Xuan felt very funny, she said to Xu Changqing: "Xu Qi, your real profession is a legendary joker, right?" A new generation of cold-faced smilers! ”
Li Chaoyang was squeezed away by the people who were running around before, a little far away from Xu Changqing and them, and asked puzzledly: "What happened?" What's so funny about this kind of time? Are you all crazy? ”
"Let's go over and take a look, it should be fine."
Xu Changqing was sighing, just pretending to be a pig, why is it so difficult?
In his mind, everyone is a classmate, and if he has to be superior, he will sacrifice his classmate friendship. After all, playing with peers and playing with leaders or elders are two different concepts.
What's more, his true identity is easy to form a huge gap with ordinary people, and it can be said that he is not close to the people, whether it is handling cases or daily life, it will cause all kinds of inconveniences.
But obviously some people don't think so, no, a character dressed in ancient costumes and carrying a sword box on his back suddenly appeared, attracting people's attention and resolving Xu Changqing's embarrassment, but it also made him feel the urge to cover his face......
"I am an innate Qi refiner. Coming to slay demons and eliminate demons. ”
The self-introduction of this person dressed in ancient costume made Xu Changqing embarrassed that he was guilty of cancer.
Cultivating immortals seeks to be free, they don't care about the world's vision, and they don't care about being unconventional, but this is too high-profile!
The most important thing is that this is not retro at all, but a cosplay with many modern clothing elements and even fantasy elements.
Perhaps, at this time, the Buddhist monk will say a profound Zen philosophical saying, and finally say: "Donor, you are in love." ”
But he really couldn't accept it.
What if you can't?
Take a breath, and the wisdom sword cuts through distracting thoughts!
Ancestral technique, this method created by Xu Qi in his old age is particularly useful.
Rebellion, generation gap. After calming down, he thought of these two concepts.
Thousands of avenues are also being cultivated.
I cultivate my Tao and do your bird business?
I also have an unrestrained and lively heart, and I don't hinder anyone, so why can't I cosplay as a battle outfit? You don't like to see it, and I don't want you to see it.
When I think about it this way, I am relieved. In the final analysis, it is just a matter of branches and leaves, and judging the rights and wrongs of others with one's own standards is not a kind of shallowness.
Besides, if you really want to be more serious, his expensive robes, Hu clothes, kung fu practice, Han clothes and short shirts, are all stained with a little bit, four different things, strange styles, are also criticized, jokes are just 50 steps and 100 steps, and even suspected of two sets of standards to see people.
When everyone suddenly saw such a person, they also had their own expressions.
The most nervous is the special police, the venue is already on alert, and this one suddenly appeared, which is obviously unusual.
Young people are the most receptive, and those with big hearts can still say witticisms: "This is a cultivator?" Destroy the three views! Am I crossing over!? ”
Qi practitioner Chun Yu Xuangang reported his surname by name, and a large Yanma who had been squatting before stood up and said in English: "I'm afraid that you True Immortal Guan are not qualified to participate in this grand event. ”