Chapter 179: Scoring with Other Parts
Back at Everton, Moyes opted for Vardy to be stuck, squeezing him to the bench and squeezing him to the bench to get moulded, given Jamie Vardy's long journey to play. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The FIFA virus is raging, and several giants with many international players are lying down, and they are swallowed up by the wolf-like relegation team.
There is no way to do this, this is what the strong team will inevitably bear, and it cannot be avoided, so it can only rely on rotation to mitigate the negative impact.
The giants have gone to poverty alleviation, and Everton must certainly take advantage of this opportunity to continue to consolidate its position.
However, Everton clearly overestimated their own ability, and without Vardy, their most suitable tactic was to defend and counter-attack, and high-pressure pressing high press could not be played at all.
Moreover, the relegation team like a wolf doesn't matter who the opponent is, and if the relegation is like saving their lives, they are completely out of the way.
So Everton was beaten.
After being pressed and beaten in the first half and conceding the ball at the beginning of the second half, Moyes felt his blood pressure go up.
Until the 65th minute of the second half, Everton's attack still did not improve, and at this time, Moyes also knew that he had to sacrifice his big weapon.
Looking back at Jamie Vardy, who was on the bench, Moyes beckoned.
Okay, don't pick your feet there!
Hurry up and score for me, your job is to take out the opponent!
Vardy was delighted and went to warm up.
Seeing Jamie Vardy warm up, the West Bro home fans booed, but in fact they were hiding their fear.
No way, who made Vardy the hottest scorer in the Premier League right now!
Vardy still holds a record, but when he comes off the bench, he has to score!
Can the fans of West Brow not tremble!
As soon as the Everton players saw that Vardy was ready to play, except for Chadwick, who estimated that he would definitely be replaced, the other players seemed to be playing chicken blood, and the momentum came up in an instant.
No, before Vardy could finish warming up, Everton scored here!
Vardy ran and ran, and couldn't help but pause, wanting to cry without tears!
Let's not bring this, are you going to take me to play!
As Vardy expected, Moyes felt that the team's attack had improved, and the rash substitution was likely to affect the attacking effect, and he also wanted Vardy to have a good rest, so he simply returned Vardy to the bench.
Vardy's peeping dog expression was captured on the broadcast camera, and the fans were about to burst into laughter!
And Everton's players did not live up to Moyes's high expectations, and actually scored two goals in the last 20 minutes to win 3-1 against West Bromwich Albion.
Vardy is very depressed, he has recently been injured and transferred to the national team, he has not played a few games at all, he feels like he is about to rust!
In view of Vardy's state of "I don't know how to do it with all my strength", the system once again issued him a strange task.
"System mission: In the Premier League against Crystal Palace, you can score more goals with other parts than with your feet and your head combined!"
"Mission Reward: Fancy Goal Trait"
"Penalty for failure: Two-foot shot seal for a week!"
Vardy couldn't take the system anymore at that time, and he felt that the system he encountered was not necessarily the best system in the world, but it was definitely the best system.
I'm a soccer player, I don't need to score with my feet, I don't need to score with my head, you tell me where else to score?
With the ass?
With Tintin?
Or with balls?
......
Sometimes it's amazing to see a player stop the ball in the back of the net with his chest, or a ball that bounces off his back.
You may not see it once in hundreds of years!
You're now asking me to score more with other parts than with my feet and head?
System, did you take the wrong medicine?
I think you were like a system when you were still in the virus!
Hey, Vardy suddenly found that he seemed to have walked into a misunderstanding.
If he scores a goal with his foot or head first, he may just kneel because he may have to score two goals from other parts to complete the task.
But if he doesn't use his feet or head to score, then just score a goal with other parts, and he will complete the task directly!
It's all the system playing words to mislead and make a ghost, and I almost let myself kneel!
Well, the mission in this game is clear, which is to take out Crystal Palace and at the same time arch the ball into the goal with the butt or something, and everything will be fine.
Quest rewards look tempting.
Fancy goals must be the kind of very dazzling way of scoring, although it may not necessarily improve their strength, but they will definitely improve their own compulsion.
System, I accepted your gift!
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During the training, his teammates thought Vardy was very strange, this thing was like forgetting his feet and head in a nightclub, he didn't need to shoot with conventional routines at all, he would arch his shoulders for a while, and he would block his back for a while.
After a confrontation training session, Vardy didn't score a goal, not to mention it, and because he used his ass to grab points, his ass almost shattered.
Moyes is now in pain and happy!
He knew that Everton would not be able to keep Vardy next season, and without a striker who could score so much, Everton would immediately become another team;
However, looking at Vardy in all kinds of tricks, Moyes felt that it was actually good to let him go......
"What's wrong with you? Why do you always arch with your ass? "A few team-mates questioned Vardy for some unknown reason, and the performance of this thing today was definitely not normal.
Vardy thought for a moment and turned on the flickering mode: "Well, I've been practicing yoga recently, and I've been practicing my ass very flexibly, and it will be very unexpected to score goals with my ass in the future, and it's not easy for others to defend!" ”
Several teammates instantly felt that Gao Shan was looking up, and it was by no means ordinary people who could think of this way of scoring goals.
"I don't know if you can score with your ass, but I think your sacrifice is a bit big, it's too dangerous!" Cahill said weakly.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him with puzzled eyes, Cahill continued to explain weakly, "If you use your ass to grab points, everyone else must be kicking the ball with their feet, if others don't kick the ball, do you think they will kick in the end?" ”
Everyone's eyes instantly shifted to Vardy's ass, and the burning gaze turned to what Vardy felt was hot in this position.
Uh, that's embarrassing!
Cahill doesn't quite listen to it, but it makes a lot of sense.
It's a trivial matter to not score a goal, and if your ass is kicked to blossom, it will be a shame and a big shame.
If you cause permanent and irreversible horrific damage, will your reputation be ruined here?