Su Meng and Lin Wanyu returned to the love apartment, as soon as she walked in the door, she was pulled aside by Hu Yifei, and then heard Hu Yifei say to Lin Wanyu: "Wanyu, you go back first, I'll talk to Mengmeng for a while." ”

Lin Wanyu held the fashion magazine, glanced at Hu Yifei and the eldest lady, the expression on her face was a little strange, she said with a smile: "I know, you talk, you talk, I won't bother you, I'm ...... Let's go back first, let's see you later, see you later! ”

"Wanyu!"

Looking at Lin Wanyu's back, Su Meng suddenly shouted, but before the words came out, the sturdy female man covered her mouth with her hand, and the words she said became "woo woo", and Lin Wanyu walked back to her own room as if she didn't hear it.

The sound of the door opening and closing sounded.

Su Meng broke free of Hu Yifei's control, took a few steps back, looked at the fierce female man with a vigilant face, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Yifei, what are you looking for me?" ”

Hu Yifei had a bright smile on her face, she took a few steps forward, but when she saw the eldest lady take a few steps back, she stopped and said, "Mengmeng, sister told you something, no, Zhanbo wants to invite Wanyu to dinner later?" I'd like to ask you to stay in your room and not go out and disturb them, okay? ”

When the eldest lady heard this, her eyes lit up, and she knew in her heart that this was the case.

She smiled at Hu Yifei, revealing a neat row of teeth, reached out and patted her chest, and her well-developed breasts trembled a few times: "Sister Yifei, look at what you said, am I what kind of person I don't know how to measure?" I know that Zhanbo wants to confess to Wanyu, I will fulfill them, and I will never be a light bulb! ”

Hu Yifei was so shocked that he couldn't speak, stretched out his hand to point at the eldest lady, and stammered: "You, how do you know, how do you know......"

Before she finished speaking, Su Meng couldn't listen anymore and spoke out for her: "...... Zhanbo likes Wanyu? ”

Hu Yifei nodded and said, "Yes, that's it, how do you know?" ”

Su Meng said with a smile: "It's not simple, Zhanbo is the kind of person who shows everything on his face, just how he was courteous to Wanyu from time to time, except for Wanyu's emotional idiot who can't see it, who else can't see that Zhanbo likes Wanyu." ”

Hu Yifei thought for a while, then nodded solemnly and said, "What you said makes sense." ”

Su Meng walked up to Hu Yifei and continued: "Sister Yifei, you asked me to stay in the room and not come out, so as to create an opportunity for Zhanbo to confess to Wanyu, right?" However, have you ever thought that Zhanbo is also an emotional idiot, and you asked him to confess to Wanyu to make sure he wouldn't mess up? ”

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "This, you don't have to worry, how can you say that Zhanbo is my brother Hu Yifei?" Even if he messes up, and me, I'll turn the tide, Carry! Besides, it's not that it hasn't started yet, maybe Zhanbo can succeed. ”

In the eldest lady's contemptuous eyes, Hu Yifei hurriedly changed her words and said, "Uh, maybe, what I said is maybe...... In short, if Zhanbo can't do it, and me, you don't care about this, remember what I said, stay in the room at night and don't come out, just like the other day, oh, by the way, you've been staying in the room for the past few days, what are you doing? ”

Su Meng smiled and said, "It's a secret!" Sister Yifei, don't listen to other people's secrets casually, have you ever heard that sentence, the more you know, the closer you are to death. ”

Hu Yifei clasped his hands to his chest and said with a smile: "The old lady will be afraid of this!" Honestly, confess leniently, resist strictly, tell me, what is your choice? ”

Su Meng glanced at Hu Yifei, stuck out his tongue and grimaced, and said, "I don't choose any of them, what else can you do to me?" ”

Hu Yifei sneered: "What do you say? ”

Saying that, she gradually approached the eldest lady, and the one who came was not good.

Su Meng was a little flustered, stretched out a hand towards Hu Yifei, and said: "Sister Yifei, calm down, if you have anything to say, violence can't solve the problem, you stop, let's talk about the topic of Zhanbo's confession, I have a plan to improve the success rate of Zhanbo's confession, do you want to hear it?" ”

Hu Yifei said lightly: "No need, I know it in my heart, and now I just want to teach you a lesson!" Come on, Mengmeng, and be educated by the old lady's love for you! ”

"Ahh

The eldest lady screamed, ran away, but unfortunately didn't run the female man in the end, she was caught, and then she enjoyed the education of love, and the whole person was not good, and immediately succumbed to the power and signed a number of unequal treaties......

Of course, the eldest lady also got one thing, she reached a consensus with Hu Yifei and became the support group for Lu Zhanbo to confess to Lin Wanyu and give him advice.

Two hours later, it was exactly seven o'clock in the evening, well, that was impossible, the time was not so accurate, and it was five minutes before we got to the starting point.

However, Lu Zhanbo had already prepared a candlelight dinner, creating a suitable environment for confession, he looked at the table he had arranged, with a satisfied smile on his face, and then held his ear with one hand, and said softly: "Test, old lady, can you hear me?" ”

At the same time, Hu Yifei and Su Meng opened the door of the opposite door where Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao lived, and then sneaked in.

Hu Yifei hung a telescope around his neck and held a walkie-talkie in his hand, and said as he retreated: "OK!" It's clear, don't worry, how about it? ”

The eldest lady just wanted to remind her to be careful, but before she could say it, it was already too late.

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian collided together.

Both turned around at the same time, and then let out a piercing scream.

Su Meng hurriedly stepped forward, opened his arms, stood between the two of them, made a small gesture, and said at the same time: "Shhh ”

Hu Yifei's eyes widened, looking at the obscene Zeng Xiaoxian, the anger in her heart didn't come to a place, and said, "What are you doing sneakily? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm collecting materials!" ”

Hu Yifei threw him a roll of the eye.

Zeng Xiaoxian was not happy, and immediately asked, "What about you?" ”

Hu Yifei clasped his hands to his chest and said triumphantly: "I'm creating materials!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "God is Shinto." ”

"You speak first!"

The two said in unison.

After saying this, there was a short period of silence, and it is estimated that they did not expect to have such a tacit understanding, and the words they said were the same, but this kind of tacit understanding is still better not to.

"Ahem......" Su Meng coughed and said: "Sister Yifei, the business is important, the business is important, don't be like Teacher Zeng, it's not worth it, it's not worth it!" ”

When Hu Yifei heard this, she immediately remembered what was going on, snorted coldly, turned around and walked to the balcony, and began to use the telescope to observe her brother Lu Zhanbo, while Zeng Xiaoxian also snorted coldly, and walked straight to the place where she had just retreated, where there was an empty room, and she was holding the crack in the open door and secretly observing the situation inside.

The eldest lady saw the almost identical performance of the two, and the soul of complaining in her heart was eager to try, not a family, not entering a family, these two guys, it's really ......

Su Meng shook his head, walked to Hu Yifei's side, and asked quietly, "Sister Yifei, how is it?" ”

"Shh Hu Yifei looked at the eldest lady and said, "Wanyu hasn't arrived yet, you can whisper to me later!" ”

Su Meng nodded and said, "Okay." ”

After a while, Lu Zhanbo on the other side asked, "Sister, are you okay over there?" ”

Hu Yifei immediately replied: "It's okay, the alarm is lifted, what about you, the mountain eagle, has the little white rabbit appeared?" ”

Lu Zhanbo said helplessly: "Sister, can you change your codename?" ”

Hu Yifei said: "Then you can take one and tell me about it." ”

Lu Zhanbo looked around, and seeing that Wanyu hadn't arrived yet, he said, "Do you think this is appropriate?" I'm a little nervous right now! ”

Hu Yifei said magnificently: "With me here, what are you afraid of?" God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, you have to have self-confidence, hold your chest up, close your abdomen, and raise your head! ”

Lu Zhanbo did it all, and then said: "Sister, I really haven't tried, I'm uncomfortable now, I ......"

At this time, Lin Wanyu suddenly arrived, she changed her clothes, wore a long sleeveless T-shirt on her upper body, and blue jeans on her lower body, and greeted Lu Zhanbo: "Zhanbo." ”

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he hurriedly turned around and waved his hand at Lin Wanyu, with a happy smile on his face: "Hi, Wanyu!" ”

Lin Wanyu looked at Lu Zhanbo with a confused expression.

Hu Yifei observed through the binoculars, and then ordered: "The target has appeared, the mountain carving, enter the first-level combat state, hold your chest up, tuck your abdomen, and raise your head!" ”

Lu Zhanbo did what Hu Yifei said, really straightened his chest, tucked his abdomen, and raised his head, but this performance was really strange.

Lin Wanyu asked, "Do you have cramps in your neck?" ”

"Nope." Lu Zhanbo continued to maintain the posture just now, the expression on his face looked very tangled, as if he was laughing, and as if he was crying, he said: "I just think it's more handsome to stand like this." ”

This ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense is really powerful.

Lin Wanyu said with a smile: "You are already very handsome." ”

Hu Yifei said excitedly: "She praised you, hurry up and fight back!" ”

Lu Zhanbo asked, "How to fight back?" ”

The voice was a little loud, and Lin Wanyu heard it, she looked at Lu Zhanbo and said, "What did you say?" ”

Lu Zhanbo said: "No, I'm talking to myself. ”

Hu Yifei immediately said: "Just praise her and say that she is beautiful!" ”

Lu Zhanbo parroted and said, "I said you are beautiful!" ”

Hu Yifei was stunned for a few seconds, and then said a little depressedly: "Mountain carving, I said you can't pick some high-grade adjectives?" ”

Lu Zhanbo didn't dwell on this question, but asked, "Can I sit down?" ”

These words should have been asked by Hu Yifei, but Lin Wanyu heard that she was asking her, so she replied: "Yes." ”

Of course, Hu Yifei also replied: "Yes." ”

Two people are seated, and the candlelit dinner begins.

After Hu Yifei saw Lu Zhanbo sitting down through the telescope, he put the telescope aside and said, "You describe her outfit today, and I'll help you pick up the words." ”

Lu Zhanbo said with a smile: "Wanyu, look at you today, uh, long hair......"

Hu Yifei said: "It's like a note! ”

Lu Zhanbo reacted quickly and immediately said: "It's like a note!" ”

The expression on Lin Wanyu's face was a little confused.

Lu Zhanbo continued: "White skin ......"

Hu Yifei said: "Blowing bombs can be broken!" ”

Lu Zhanbo heard it wrong, perhaps because he was too excited, he said: "Blow, play and sing!" ”

After saying this, Hu Yifei was stunned on the spot, blowing and singing this word, is it used to describe the skin?

Su Meng finally couldn't help it, she felt that her concentration had always been very strong, but now she broke the work, laughed out loud, and then got a roll of the eyes given by Hu Yifei, she immediately reached out to cover her mouth, but she still had to laugh when she should laugh, it was really Lu Zhanbo who was too funny, not laughing.

Lin Wanyu was also stunned, and her mouth grew into an "O" shape, obviously taken aback.

Lu Zhanbo said with a smile: "And a sweet smile......

Hu Yifei said: "The flowers and branches tremble! ”

Lu Zhanbo spread out his hands and said with a smile: "The flowers and branches are trembling!" ”

Lin Wanyu smiled and laughed back: "When have you been so literate, I have never heard of such a ...... describe girls"

Hu Yifei said: "Don't pay attention to her, the first wave of the three waves of mantras, romance, music!" ”

These three waves of mantras are Hu Yifei's strategy for picking up girls.

The first wave: romance. That is, there is a mood. Candlelight dinner is indispensable, when a typhoon comes, you have to hug her like the heroes and heroines of the Titannico to show off in the wind, of course, you must be careful not to be blown away, as for words like I love you, you must be ingenious.

Wave 2: Waste. Even if you can walk and you must fight, you must send more than 999 roses on Valentine's Day, you must eat in a Western restaurant, and you may wish to use a 100 yuan bill to wipe your nose if necessary.

The third wave: the wave screams. It's not the kind you think, but to sing, Maiba in KTV, conquer her with your singing.

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he immediately turned on the music, and the soothing pure music sounded, echoing throughout the living room.

Lin Wanyu closed her eyes and listened to the music quietly, then she opened her eyes, looked at Lu Zhanbo and said, "This is Chopin's Piano Concerto No. 2, right?" ”

Lu Zhanbo was surprised: "You also know about classical music? ”

Lin Wanyu said with a smile: "A little bit." ”

Hu Yifei said: "A mountain carving, change a song she has never heard." ”

Lu Zhanbo is an obedient and good boy, and immediately did as the old lady told him and changed to another song.

But Lin Wanyu is so powerful, even if Lu Zhanbo changed the song, she still heard what the song was, and said with a smile: "Liszt's dream of love." ”

Hu Yifei said: "Change another song!" ”

Lu Zhanbo did so, and Lin Wanyu immediately said: "The second movement of Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 2." ”

Hu Yifei said unbelievingly: "Come again." ”

Lin Wanyu said with a smile: "Doraemon's theme song." Then she sang along.

Hu Yifei was defeated, and couldn't help complaining: "She didn't graduate from the Conservatory of Music, right?" ”

Lu Zhanbo asked, "Are you a graduate of the Conservatory?" ”

"Ahh Lin Wanyu was a little surprised, and then said, "No." ”

Lu Zhanbo asked, "Then how do you know so much about classical music?" ”

"I've sold ...... before" Lin Wanyu thought for a while, and then said with a smile: "Pirated discs!" So listen to it often, and you'll know! ”

Hu Yifei continued to complain: "Looking at this temperament, how can you ever sell pirated CDs?" ”

The eldest lady raised her hands in agreement and said, "That's right, Sister Yifei is right." ”

Hu Yifei immediately glared at her, meaning that he should take it with him, don't interfere with her giving advice to her brother.

"Mountain carving, three waves of mantras, second wave, waste!"

Lu Zhanbo didn't know where to take out a cigar, then crossed Erlang's legs, looked very hanging, and said, "Do you mind if I smoke a cigar?" ”

Lin Wanyu smiled and said, "Of course not, show me." ”

Lu Zhanbo gave her a cigar.

Lin Wanyu sniffed it, and then said with a smile: "Brazilian cigars have the best reputation in the world, and the reputation of Dannemann cigars like this one has always been good, but it's a pity that this one is a little moldy!" ”

Lu Zhanbo almost fell.

Hu Yifei continued to point out the country: "Light a cigarette!" Remember, be confident! ”

Lu Zhanbo took out a cigar in his mouth, took out a stack of US dollars, and then lit it with a lighter, and was about to order a cigar.

It's just that......

Lin Wanyu suddenly snatched it from his hand and said, "Hey, hey, why are you like this?" ”

Hu Yifei snorted coldly and said, "Don't blame me for being wasteful, this is just an attitude to life!" ”

Lu Zhanbo said this is a little weird, it makes people want to laugh.

Lin Wanyu said: "Your attitude towards life is to use counterfeit money!" Then there was Mr. Lin's small class, which explained to Lu Zhanbo the difference between real and fake US dollars.

Lu Zhanbo felt desperate and couldn't help but complain: "Your family can't open a bank, right?" ”

This has captured the truth.

Lin Wanyu retorted vigorously: "No, how is it possible? I've been studying in New York for a few days, so I always have to know something about the dollar. ”

Lu Zhanbo thought of what she had just said: "Didn't you just say that you are selling pirated copies?" How can you have the money to go to New York to study? ”

"Uh, that, we ......" Lin Wanyu continued to talk nonsense: "In our spare time, work-study, yes, yes, it's work-study, and the teacher took us to Chinatown to sell pirated copies." ”

When Hu Yifei heard this, he immediately fainted on the balcony, can this nonsense be made up reliably?

"A mountain carving, fight with her, the third wave of the three waves of mantras, the third wave, the wave screams!"

Lu Zhanbo received the signal and continued to follow his sister's words, and then the scene changed, and the two started the K song, the first song was the famous "Slender Man's Love"!

However, Lu Zhanbo's singing style is very problematic, his voice is too soft to sing the flavor of Yin Xiangjie, and then Lin Wanyu broke out and sang the whole song alone.

Lu Zhanbo was completely desperate.

Finally, the two finished their candlelight dinner and continued to chat.

Lin Wanyu said: "Thank you for the dinner, it was delicious." ”

Lu Zhanbo praised from the bottom of his heart: "Your singing is so good. ”

Lin Wanyu smiled and said, "Really? I'm a big fan of this style of rock, and I've formed a group before. ”

Lu Zhanbo asked, "What about the other members?" ”

Lin Wanyu said: "Britney is pregnant, Avril Lavril went to Canada, and another is married to David...... David Beckham! ”

Hu Yifei exclaimed: "What? ”

Lu Zhanbo said: "Your life experience is really bizarre. ”

Lin Wanyu said with a smile: "It's okay." ”

Hu Yifei was completely desperate, she left the balcony, walked back to the living room, and said as she walked: "I don't believe it, my mother, I am a wise person, I can't get a little girl, it's impossible, it's impossible to ......"

"Of course it's possible, Sister Yifei, you better admit defeat, you're really not Wanyu's opponent." Su Meng interjected.

"What did you say?" Hu Yifei's face was ugly, and he glared at the eldest lady: "If you have the ability, you tell me again!" ”

Su Meng said with a smile: "Just say it, I'm afraid you won't make it?" ”

Of course, under Hu Yifei's female authority, the eldest lady still gave in, and she said stiffly: "Sister Yifei, this time, I won't be as knowledgeable as you, I'll let you go, you can do it yourself!" ”

"Hey, you little girl, it looks like you're not cleaning up, have you forgotten your mother's love for you? Do you want to do it again? Hu Yifei threatened.

Su Meng was resolute and said, "Don't, Sister Yifei, I was wrong, I was wrong, you can go around me this time." ”

Hu Yifei held the microphone of the walkie-talkie with one hand and said with a smile: "It's pretty much the same, hey, by the way, aren't you going to help me with advice?" Now it's time for you to behave, Mengmeng, don't say that my sister won't give you a chance. ”

"Oops, no, I'm so dizzy, I can't think of anything, no, I have to sleep for a while......" Su Meng pretended to be dizzy, walked to the sofa slowly, and then sat down.

"Hmph, little girl, what are you pretending, with your little ability, can you still fool me?" Hu Yifei followed, sat next to the eldest lady, and pinched the eldest lady's face with his empty hand.

Su Meng couldn't bear it, so she could only sit up, looked at Hu Yifei and said, "Okay, Sister Yifei, don't pinch me, it's very painful, just say okay, how do you want me to help you?" ”

"Look, my sister can't cure you." Hu Yifei said with a smile: "You have known Wanyu for so long, you should know her very well, tell me, what is her weakness?" ”

"Oh, sister, you really think highly of me, how long have I known Wanyu, when did you know Wanyu, I was almost at that time, such a short time, do you think I can find her weakness?" Su Meng looked at Hu Yifei with a confused expression, and said the above words in one breath, and then she clasped her hands to her chest and said with a smile: "What are you kidding?" In my eyes, Wanyu is very powerful, although she is very weak in some aspects, just like a rookie, but on the whole, she is still, quite powerful, weak or something, I really can't see it. ”

Hu Yifei said decadently: "Is there really not? ”

Su dreamed for a while, and then said: "If you want to talk about Wanyu's weakness, I can really find one, she seems to be a young lady, no matter what she uses, she must use the most high-end one, this should be regarded as a weakness!" ”

When she said this, the eldest lady was a little unconfident.

When Hu Yifei heard this, he became even more decadent.

The eldest lady saw her decadent appearance and decided to help her, of course, not to tell Lin Wanyu's true identity, but to find her a punching bag, in the current situation, who is more suitable to be a punching bag than Teacher Zeng? The two of them were originally in a messy relationship, so let Zeng Xiaoxian make a punching bag to help her dissipate her anger.

"Sister Yifei." Su Meng rolled his eyes, glanced at Hu Yifei, and then said with a smile: "I'll tell you something." ”

Hu Yifei waved his hand and said, "What do you have to say, don't beat around the bush, trouble!" ”

Su Meng said: "Sister Yifei, look at Teacher Zeng, what is he doing?" ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was peeking through the crack in the door, you said that he would peek, what is it to twist his ass? What a shame!

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