Chapter 29: I'm going to fight ...... Uh, play football!
As for Yuwen Xiuce's football, it has to start slowly after breakfast......
"What are you doing here?" Although Bing Miao had foreseen that someone would definitely be happy after he came on the field, but he directly changed into a coat and went to the football stadium to say cross talk? That's ......
That's a little too fun, isn't it?
You...... Are you sure you don't sell tickets?
I have to say that Yuwen Xiuce's stature, wearing a coat, is still quite temperamental, and he is alive and well...... Simon's officials deceived the corpse. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Bingmiao didn't choose to go out with Xiuce. It turns out that this is not Bingmiao's hypocrisy, and even the wives chose to take a detour after seeing Xiuce......
Changed to someone else, wearing such a fresh and refined ...... Team uniforms, walking in the crowded campus on weekends, presumably if not killed by the gaze of onlookers, at least take off a layer of skin! But who is Yuwen Xiuce? That's the schizophrenic Mahayana period teasing and lowly double cultivation saint Seiya! For someone, this level of gaze is just the equivalent of the flashing lights that keep on when a star appears.
Therefore, Yuwen Xiuce not only really wore it like this, but also really played like this.
The eyes of the other ten teammates looking at Xiuce were very complicated, and their eyes were full of ...... The question of why he was not taken to the hospital......
The members of the freshman team have actually been very entangled, and the goods in the coat claim to hit the core as soon as they come up, how to break it?!
If it was really like what the coach said before the game, we would give one penalty as soon as our team started, and one less person should fight, treat him as air, and not pass the ball to him at all...... What should I do if someone checks the water meter when I turn around?!
Pass the ball to him?
I'm not convinced even if I am killed!
You also want to hit the core of your virtue of medical parole?! Our normal people here are not dead yet!
In the face of everyone's dilemma, the freshmen majoring in international relations in the team gave full play to their professional expertise and gave everyone a bad ...... Uh, good idea, that's ......
Pass the ball to Yuwen Xiuze. Throw puzzles at your opponents!
Cheap! It's so cheap!
All the team members came up with a solution for him...... All applauded!
Even if we have the disadvantage of having one less person to fight, at least we can hit the opponent from the psychological level and disgust the opponent!
When I think of the other party seeing Yuwen Xiuce get the ball, the whole person will be entangled in a steal...... Or is it still ...... Let him pretend to be arrogant......
In short, the expression on the opponent's face must be wonderful! Thinking of this, the freshman team immediately erupted in cheers. It's as if the big score has overturned the opponent so happily.
Originally, before the official start of the game, there was a traditional entrance ceremony for the players of both sides, and after the leaders of both sides made speeches, the referee blew the whistle for the start of the game.
Unexpectedly, a certain master saw the empty stadium and saw the players of both sides waiting to enter...... and the enthusiastic spectators who filled the stands, suddenly full of pride in their chests, and it was difficult to suppress their pretending to be forced, so they lifted the hem of their coats and entered the stadium by themselves......
All eyes on it. Someone looks calm, sometimes waving, sometimes ...... Kiss......
Sometimes...... Spinning, sometimes ...... Caper!
【Bingmiao: Rotation...... Caper...... I'm still with my eyes closed! 】
The leader held the secretary in his hand and repeatedly revised the draft for a week, but he didn't dare to read it on stage......
It's really not easy to get to this point, and running up to the stage to read the manuscript at this time will greatly delay this young man's pretending, this is to give his career as a career...... and even life. Draw a happy end?!
So the leaders of the school and the military quickly agreed to throw away all red tape. Go straight to the official competition!
After receiving the telephone instructions, the relevant person in charge gave an order and drove the players from both sides into the competition venue like ducks.
In terms of freshmen, it is natural to select the players with the most outstanding skills and appearances, brackets...... Except for a man in a coat who is like a mystery!
And the instructor company also has a group of players who are close to professional standards. Image...... As long as the face has not blocked bullets and shells, and a young soldier with a small physique that has been tempered for thousands of years, how bad can the image be?
In fact, there are several core players of the official team who did not play. This is really not a deliberate concession, there is such an opportunity to show your face. Especially in the audience, there are a bunch of future celebrities, a normal male will also have hormones, how much energy is used!
didn't play, not because she was sick, but because-
Yuwen Xiuce is on the field......
That's right, so know how to see the wind and make the rudder, can bend and stretch, these so-called core main forces are naturally not the starting lineup that relies on ball skills, but on ...... Military rank......
On weekdays, the troops compete with each other, and these core main forces are shameless one by one, and every time they directly wear epaulettes, and as soon as the opposite side rushes up to the defenders, they immediately glared at people fiercely, so frightened that the little soldiers who originally planned to steal hurriedly braked and saluted......
What's even more excessive is that these goods also have the face to make people turn left and right, and cooperate with their own feints to complete the ......
Even if you play against a team other than the army, with the suppression of rank, even if the opponent does not release the water, but at least you can have enough ball, and wherever you look, all teammates with a rank smaller than you will immediately receive a debuff that must be passed to him......
With the usual treatment of this Pro Evolution Soccer Star Legends mode, who wouldn't fall in love with the sport!
It's just unfortunate that there doesn't seem to be such a benefit today.
Although Yuwen Xiuce does not have an official military rank, he ...... His dad has!
And at present, there is no military rank higher than his father in the whole empire......
In this case, the benefits of your teammates constantly delivering cannonballs have instantly turned into a sword of Damocles hanging over your head!
Without him, everyone knows it, Yuwen Xiuce ...... Make good use of Thunder!
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's a good thing, eat the master, I will slap the palm thunder! ] 】
[Bingmiao: Don't go...... I ask you, where did you learn palm thunder?! You have to pull the string before throwing the thunder in your palm! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: You don't seem to be sprinkling! ] It doesn't seem to be sprinkled! If you don't pull the strings, it rings?! 】
[Bing Miao: I'm talking about the palm thunder ......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: No matter what thunder you have, you have to pull the strings! ] The tragedy of Sister-in-law Hong Lim cannot be repeated, you know no! Otherwise, if Matsuo is let go, he will slip back into the mud to shoot those mosaic films, which is a tragedy in the world! 】
[Bing Miao: What are these ......]
[Author: Hmph, Bingmiao, you don't understand, go away. Change Lao Tzu to complain about him! Is this a Matsuo?! One is in the village, the other is filming, can it be the same?! 】
[Bing Miao: Hey, when can a pervert be so hard......]
Get down to business!
As the rank bastards were intimidated by a certain trick, the combat effectiveness of the instructor company skyrocketed, almost to the point where it could be compared with the second-tier professional teams......
And the game coach of the freshman team is quite aware of this. The tactics arranged before the game are to leave only the single arrow of the front line to defend and counterattack!
Just when all the players were united and trained wholeheartedly for half a month to prepare to compete with their opponents, the team's forward single arrow was replaced with ...... Yuwen Xiuce has it!
Nima's sunny day is a thunderbolt!
It turned out that the single arrow of the freshman team was played by the chief shooter Wang Xiaoshuai. As the No. 9 of the team, Wang Xiaoshuai's ball skills naturally do not need to be mentioned, and more importantly, he not only sprints quickly, but also combines man and ball very well. It's not ordinarily easy to play a defensive counterattack, it's simply a famous weapon...... Uh, artifact!
As soon as he starts, the whole person will be whizzing around the court! That visual impact...... It's like a frightened bunny, it's unforgettable!
[Yuwen Xiuce: Have you ever seen a frightened rabbit? 】
[Author: Hmph, even if I haven't seen it, there is an idiom ......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Moving like a rabbit is talking about a frightened rabbit?! 】
[Author: Illiterate! Still take off the rabbit? It's obviously moving...... Well...... Isn't it taking off your pants? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Watch less films, read more! ] 】
[Author: Don't make trouble. Who said I don't read anymore! I have to read the original book twice before watching the film! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]
Get down to business!
After Yuwen Xiuce appeared, he watched the magical self-introduction video he shot as a coach assistant. At first, I wanted to try to fool someone about the core of the whole team...... In fact, it was the one on the bench closest to the bucket of mineral water!
That's—
O angel who is safe for the life of the whole team of guardians!
Yuwen Xiuce was quite satisfied with this statement, so with a wave of his hand, Wang Xiaoshuai went to be an angel to protect everyone......
The expression of the assistant at that time seemed to be eaten by Xiang, and it is still deeply engraved in the hearts of all the players......
Compared with Wang Xiaoshuai, a single arrow who was once comparable to a sprinter, all the attack power that the team's defensive counterattack tactics rely on now is -
The one in the center of the field is wearing a coat and stepping on cloth shoes. I don't even have a number on the back...... Mysterious man!
Seeing Yuwen Xiuce's majestic figure standing alone in the enemy formation, his teammates couldn't help but want to shout loudly, "Come back soon——! ”
"Come back——! Before kick-off, what did you do in that half of the game......"
The referee had a whistle in his mouth, extremely entangled. Is that how to kick off? Or persuade this master to go back?
Persuade me to go back...... Not quite dare!
If you don't persuade you to go back, ...... just kick off like this?
While this game is sure to ruin the traditional rules of football to the point of no return, even this kick-off looks like this......
I really ...... It's really embarrassing to be a black whistle!
Fortunately, Yuwen Xiuce ran to the opponent's half to show off for a while, and then walked back by himself.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't say that I don't understand the rules of football! I just went over and interacted with the spectators in the stands over there! 】
[Author: Then I'll test you!] 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Let the horse come! ] 】
[Author: Offside——]
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's too simple-]
[Author: How to write these two words! ] 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]
With the referee's whistle, everyone's mood was lifted again after a brief relaxation.
As for the coin guessing session before the game, it must have been skipped. The referee came over with a flattering look and asked Xiuce, uncle, how do you want to kick this ball?
Yuwen Xiuce showed the demeanor of everyone's son at this time, pointed to the opponent's road, and let them kick off.
The referee was stunned......
Opponents......
Scared to pee!
Master Xiuce pointed his fingers, and immediately two instructors covered their hearts and slowly fell, howling in a voice like killing pigs, Mom, I'm afraid! I'm not playing anymore, I'm going home——!
Well, the truth is not so exaggerated.
Naturally, those with military ranks are afraid of Yuwen Xiuce like a tiger, but a team composed of ordinary soldiers only has the most sincere ...... for the so-called marshal's son Grudges!
While secretly cursing in your heart, don't you just rely on your father, and at the same time complain bitterly about your old father, look at how other people's fathers behave!
Therefore, in the face of the freshman team led by Yuwen Xiuce, the instructor team can directly dismantle without mobilization at this time, transform into a super super Super Saya, and exert 200% combat effectiveness!
And the tactics of the instructor team are also very clear, avoiding Yuwen Xiuce!
Just make sure he's unscathed, attack with all your might, and humiliate him with as many goals as possible and a very disparity in scores!
So as soon as the game began, the instructor team used a wide range of long passes to transfer, making full use of the width of the court, and attacking from the side away from Yuwen Xiuce!
However, even if the instructor's side is superior, if you want to completely press the opponent and score a goal with the first wave of attacks, the difficulty is really to try to compete with the urine (sui...... Well, I want to be higher than the heavenly test!
No matter how weak the freshman team is, it is also the top player selected from the first class of students, even if the physical fitness cannot be compared with the military, but at the age of 20 and the love of sports, the physique is not necessarily bad, at least in the confrontation of football matches, it is not necessarily too inferior.
Not to mention...... The established tactics of the new team, but the legend says that even Barcelona will be disgusted so much...... Super defense doesn't fight back!
That's right, it's the magical style of play that came from Inter back then, as long as the opponent attacks, 10 strong men who are tall and big...... Don't get out of the forbidden area if you kill it!
Hmph, but as long as you seize the opportunity to fight back—
Still not going out! Just watch the striker run in front of him like a mad dog! A group of teammates in the back waved their flags and shouted in their own big penalty area......
Otherwise, Inter is known as the black hole of the striker, can this style of play be played without the need for a striker......
I saw that the freshman team was united, and 10 young men were blocked in the penalty area, swearing not to die...... Platform! …… Don't get out of the restricted area!
And in the distant enemy half, Yuwen Xiuce's flag fluttered in the wind, like a bright light in the dark, indicating the direction of the pass when attacking!
Don't get me wrong, this is not a metaphor, it's a fact!
In the half of the instructor company, there was really a mighty banner embroidered with the words Yuwen Xiuce waving in the wind! (To be continued.) )
PS: Inter's joke is pure banter, it is a team in a parallel world...... Please do not sit in the opposite seat for rice noodles......