Chapter Seventy-Seven: The First Week of Caiyue Pleiades "Eight"
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Gazing at Subaru's hot eyes, Emilia touched her cute little face, tilted her head, and asked suspiciously, "Is there anything dirty on my face?" Why did Subaru keep staring at me blankly? ”
“…… Can you change the word? I feel like you're being described like this, and I'm stupid. Caiyue woke up from her distraction and replied helplessly.
"But I think Subaru is really stupid."
Subaru waved his hand, and Emilia's words didn't hurt him much.
After all, it is an existence that has traveled to another world and can not be surprised with a normal look......
"The word stupid is not used often! Besides, how can a person like Uncle Ben, who is destined to be able to mix in another world, be linked to a stupid person! ”
Uchiha Kaede started with a babble, looked at Subaru with disdain, and then said pointedly: "What a clever and resourceful person!" I really don't know where you got the courage to say such unashamed words when you can only act as a meat shield and a Lori punching bag. ”
“……”
Facing the silent Subaru, Uchiha Kaede continued to speak:
"If it weren't for your luck to the point that people and gods were angry, I and Lai Aotian happened to pass by, ignorant, incompetent and scheming, you really don't know how many times you would die!"
"Uh......"
Hearing this, Subaru felt weak in his heart, he had actually died several times.
The first time he couldn't even see the face of the enemy, the second time he had no plan, he directly cut off his own life, and the third time he died in the hands of the dragon trick he named "Dun Zhen Han......
This is simply caused by the slowness, ignorance, stupidity, and willfulness of a man named Caiyue Pleiades!
If it weren't for the ability of 'Death Return', then he would only be unable to move an inch in this other world where he was obviously deceitful!
"Humph! A longer lesson, okay? As the saying goes, if you eat a turtle, you will grow wise! Another way to say naïve is ignorance! Stupidity! Your little cleverness is not on the table at all, it will only ruin your future. ”
Subaru laughed dryly, he felt that the Uchiha Kaede who was educating himself one-sidedly at this moment was a little strange, and he couldn't help but subconsciously say, "Hmm...... Uh, I don't feel like you're in the right place......"
"Abandon your lowly and wrong thoughts, and fall at the feet of this king! Chop Pieces! ”
Uchiha Kaede clasped his hands on his chest and nostrils to the sky, and stood with his feet side by side, with a proud look.
At this moment, Subaru seemed to see Uchiha Kaede standing on top of the street lamp, and golden ripples began to appear behind him.
He hurriedly rubbed his eyes, looked at them again, and suddenly, his face was as uncomfortable as when he was constipated.
Even the voice of Emilia beside her kept calling for a deaf ear, and she just kept muttering, "What a flash! What a flash! Yes! My eyes ......"
I don't know how long it was, but a cold touch came from my shoulder.
Startled, Subaru looked to the left.
I saw an enlarged version of the cat's face.
But he was still in a daze, his brain still blank. So, he saw the cat and smiled.
He kept questions about this question, and the cat laughed again?
Then, the cat-faced mouth suddenly opened as if it violated the laws of science, and the inside was tightly inlaid with cold and shining sharp teeth.
Then his eyes darkened, and the viscous liquid slid down his head, ran down his cheeks, and finally left some inside his lips.
Cold sweat spread all over his body, and his brain began to think, and quickly analyzed the situation in front of him.
I was swallowed by a cat......
After a split second of conclusion, his cheek twitched, but then he felt a strange, rough tongue lick from left to right cheek.
There was a chill in his heart, and he grabbed the plush cat's body with both hands and dragged it.
Although these hairs really make me want to be ***, but my life is still important......
However, the cat seemed to be glued by the 520 brothers, and bit its head tightly.
From the outside, it's a hilarious scene......
A headless man swaying back and forth, with a cat on his head...... Upside down!
Well...... The cat is still chewing as if it were eating.
It seems that the cat has had enough, or that Subaru's small universe has exploded, and the cat is pulled out by a strong force anyway.
Then, Subaru shed tears as if he had seen the sun for the first time in the dark underground?
Kaede Uchiha walked in and took a closer look at his face.
It's not tears, it's spitting...... No, Maoyan!
Subaru, who looked like a remorseful, cat-like face, and sticky head, glared at the cat viciously, and then angrily grabbed him flying in the air.
The miserable scene made Uchiha Kaede and Emilia, who were standing next to her, close their eyes......
Even though the cold kept condensing his hands, these coldness were only insignificant compared to the sadness in Subaru's heart at this moment!
Uchiha Kaede, who is a Mana vacuum cleaner, is here, so there is not much magic that the cat can use, and although Subaru is angry, he has no malicious intent, so he ......
"Humph! Hey! Hahaha! Uh-huh! ”
Uchiha Kaede twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at Emilia in the eyes, and whispered, "He's already stupid...... Leave him alone...... Well, do you have any psychiatric hospitals here? I feel like they might have one more guest today......"
"Psychosis? Is it a mental illness? ”
"Hmm. Psychopaths often have an unbelievable logic of thinking, such as the one in front of them, and often accompanied by crazy people talking crazy, like the one in front of them, and saying some worthless nonsense with unknown meaning, such as the one in front of them! ”
“this is cat! cat! you are mian! ”
“this? is? ...... I don't think it's really meaningful! But how so? Obviously it was fine just now! Could it be that Subaru really suffered from such a terrible disease? How pitiful! Emilia of the good old man was once again overflowing with sympathy, and looked at Subaru worriedly.
Uchiha Kaede coughed, if anyone questioned that he had caused the scene in front of him, then he could definitely fight back with righteous words: This man is sick himself, and he is not lightly ill......
He touched his chin, then clasped his hands to his chest, the red glint in his eyes flickering.
If the hypnotic power of the Sharingan is based on a mixture of mana and chakra, its performance will be greatly enhanced.
In the past, Uchiha Kaede had to use the hypnotic ability of the Sharingan, which was only able to make the enemy force his eyes to stare into his eyes for a long time, but now this has been overcome a little.
But it's still far from a look like Uchiha Itachi who can make the enemy fall into an illusion!