Speaking of the system's requirements, it may not really make Vardy punch and kick Fred, after all, it is already a peaceful era, and it is not good to be too violent.

Is that to make yourself a spoof of Fred?

Well, that's not a particularly difficult task.

Actually, Fred, this little guy is really underwhelmed!

Don't look like Fred looks like a little red lion, but in fact, he is a red devil.

Whenever Manchester United play at Old Trafford, this fluffy guy will always appear on the sidelines, constantly interacting with the fans, inciting the atmosphere and momentum of the stadium, which can be regarded as an atmosphere regulator.

It's just that, like most mascots, he's used to being unscrupulous at Old Trafford, often making fun of Manchester United players.

For example, suddenly appeared next to Vardy and writhed his ass and danced, such as rushing into the bathroom with Ronaldo in his arms, or provoking Rooney with boxing moves, and then being knocked to the ground by Rooney's empty circle......

Every time the fans are happy, this should be regarded as the daily life of the mascot.

In this regard, the players did not have any discomfort, after all, it was just fun.

But Vardy has a love-hate relationship with Fred, and this guy has spoofed himself more than once.

On one home game, Fred had the ingenuity to prepare some large sheets of white cardboard to tease the United players, but in fact he was just teasing Jamie Vardy.

Fred walked up to Gary Neville with a cardboard, lifted the first cardboard, which read "Captain", and then the Red Devils in the stands followed and chanted Captain;

Then he walked up to Rooney, flipped over the cardboard, and it read "Golden Boy", and the Red Devils chanted Golden Boy again;

Cristiano Ronaldo's cardboard reads "Bicycle Boy";

Alan Smith's cardboard reads "Desperate Saburo";

......

Vardy is looking forward to what will be written on his cardboard.

"Super shooter"?

"Invincible Golden Boot"?

"A pear flower pressed begonia"?

......

What I didn't expect was that all Manchester United fans chanted "teasing" in unison, which directly collapsed Vardy!

That's right, Fred's cardboard is exactly what is written on the teasing!

So, the feud between Vardy and Fred was settled!

Now the system is asking Vardy to get Fred, maybe it is for the purpose of helping Vardy get revenge!

Anyway, Vardy said that he had no pressure or guilt to attack Fred.

Of course, Vardy needs to think carefully about how to start.

Originally, Vardy's plan was to gather a few good friends to attack Fred together, but apparently everyone was not very interested in this proposal, so Vardy had to do it alone after all.

It's finally matchday, and Vardy is about to start executing his plan!

An hour before the game, the United players warmed up from the dressing room and walked onto the pitch, but before anyone noticed, Vardy quietly left the team.

Otherwise, Vardy's presence is very low when he is not teasing, as if he was once left behind by a bus......

Jamie Vardy didn't warm up on the pitch, and Ferguson and the rest of the coaching staff didn't notice it, let alone notice it.

Some of the team members found out, but they didn't care, you don't have to worry about a guy like Vardy who often causes accidents, maybe this thing is squatting right now!

Fred, the sideline mascot, was interacting with the fans and improvised a dance in the happy spot, drawing applause and cheers from the stands.

But at this moment, another Fred suddenly rushed out of the player tunnel, red and cute, but the difference is that this Fred actually really held a big fork in his hand.

That's right, Fred's original form was the one with the devil's fork in his hand.

At first, many people didn't find out, and even if they did, they didn't particularly care, and thought that there were two mascots coming out to play with everyone today!

Unexpectedly, after the second Fred looked around, he rushed directly towards Fred, who appeared in front of him, and the fork in his hand was also erected, as if the demon was going to hunt.

The genuine Fred didn't notice anything unusual, and was still dancing beautifully and enjoying the cheers of the fans, but he didn't think that a fake Fred was approaching!

In the exclamation of all the fans, another Fred rushed over like a motorcycle, and the fork in his hand was aimed at the first Fred's chrysanthemum.

Poof!

——

Oh~~~~~~~

Fred really let out a devilish howl and almost jumped into the stands all at once!

When most of the fans saw this scene, they almost fell from the stands with laughter, these are two little devils killing each other!

But those fans who saw this scene up close instantly felt that the chrysanthemum was cold, this was not a joke, it was really poked in, and in a trance, a trace of blood could be seen on the tip of the fork.

It's just a show, isn't it so tragic?

The impostor Fred stood on the spot and looked up to the sky laughing, the fork in his hand pointed at the genuine Fred who was pouting on the ground and holding his ass and howling, and suddenly took out a piece of cloth from the bag, and slowly unfolded it under the gaze of all the fans.

There is only one sentence on it: he is a fake!

The fans suddenly realized that it was such a routine, no wonder they had to act like this!

The big action of the two mascots here not only made the fans elated, but also attracted the attention of the players who were warming up.

What's the situation?

There are actually two mascots to warm up today?

It can't be that the club will take the fans money to let him experience the mascot, right?

And it's incredible how the two mascots fought?

Could it be that these two mascots are mothers, and the harem is competing for favor?

So the players stopped and watched the farce with interest.

Finally, genuine Fred's ass felt less of a headache, and he got up from the ground angrily to see who had such a heavy hand on his asshole just now, and he felt like he was going to crack his anus!

What is the most precious thing about a man?

It's dignity, and it's ...... Chrysanthemum!

If you don't avenge this revenge, you swear not to be a man!

But when the genuine Fred turned around, he suddenly found that Nima, why is there another Fred?

I was stunned on the spot!

What's going on?

Didn't you hear that someone was coming to the show today?

And there has always been only one Fred in Old Trafford, where did this come from?

Is he going to be fired, and the club has found a new Fred?

At this moment, the actor of the real Fred began to think about life.

But soon this thing shook its head, where to think so much at this time, the chrysanthemum is still hot and painful, don't hurry up and take revenge!

Leaping in two steps in front of Vardy, dragging his bulky body, he swung his fist at Vardy.

Vardy was willing to suffer again, and also took two steps forward, and the two scuffled together.

If it is a duel between two pure masters, the scene must be very bloody, 18 forbidden!

But the problem is that the two of them are big and stupid in Fred's costume, and this scuffle doesn't look violent at all, it's just cute!

The fans were about to burst into laughter, and today's mascot show was amazing and they loved it.

Everyone was watching the excitement, but the two mascots had no traces of performance, and they played really hard.

Ferguson looked at this absurd scene and felt that something was wrong when he didn't come.

Vardy is usually seen in normal and often abnormal scenes.

Quickly shift your gaze to the turf, if Vardy is warming up, that's fine, but if Vardy isn't warming up, then there is no need to doubt that one of the two Fred must be Vardy, and most likely the one with the fork......

Sure enough, after looking around, Vardy was really not in the warm-up team.

Ferguson almost had a crooked nose, couldn't this thing stop for a day?

It wasn't until this time that the stadium staff arrived late, but they knew very well that there were no two Fred players scheduled for today, and now there was an accident on the field.

Hurry up and take advantage of everyone's lack of reaction to get the two Fred out, or else the matter will be a big deal!

I believe that tomorrow's headline on the front page of the media must be "Manchester United mascot Fred was brutalized**, the scene is bloody ......"

The two Fred have already fought inextricably, even if Vardy holds the big fork, it won't increase much combat effectiveness, because the real Fred's chrysanthemum has become numb and invulnerable!

When the two Fred were carried into the tunnel by a group of staff, the battle finally came to an end.

The real Fred took off his big helmet and glared at the imposter Fred.

"Call the police, I'm going to call the police, this gangster has seriously injured my body and also hurt my soul!" The real Fred yelled unrelentingly, if it wasn't for the staff to stop him, he would have to share it with the fake Fred.

The staff was also unapologetic about the fake Fred, and this uninvited guest disrupted their arrangement and made a big fuss at Old Trafford, even if they called the police to arrest him.

At this moment, Vardy, who was here, took off his helmet unhurriedly, revealing that funny face.

In an instant, everyone around him opened their mouths wide and couldn't speak, and even the real Fred was dumbfounded.

How is this teasing?

Nima!

It should have been thought of a long time ago, this thing has a bad record of attacking mascots when he was at Everton, and who is so boring except Vardy!

The real Fred was about to cry, if it was someone else, he would still have a chance to take revenge, but now it was Vardy standing in front of him, he felt that he had no hope of revenge!

He's feeling sad for his chrysanthemum!

Vardy saw that the real Fred wanted to cry without tears, and quickly walked over and hugged him, after all, the whole thing was just a joke, and they didn't really want to hurt each other!

"Dear, I'm joking, if you feel uncomfortable, then I apologize to you, and at the same time apologize to your chrysanthemum!"

Vardy took out his autograph and gave it to the real Fred, finally getting the real Fred's understanding.

Of course, the real Fred also took Vardy's custom demon fork, and he decided that he would definitely find an opportunity to give Vardy such a thing in the future......