Time is like an arrow, fleeting.

Fifteen days, that is, more than two weeks and one day, can also be said to be half a month, which is not long, but not short.

But......

If these fifteen days are all military training, it will be a long time.

For pampered college students, the fifteen days of military training are simply torture every day, and now that the military training is over, looking back on the past, it is really unbearable to look back on, and it is painful!

If nothing else, just look at the new Africans on campus.

Of course, some people may be born beautiful, pure personal talent, even if they don't wear sunscreen on their bodies, they can't get tanned by the sun, they can't get a tan, no way, this is a personal talent, envy is envy, but you can't force it.

Miss Su has the talent of "not tanning".

After the military training, the three roommates in the same dormitory all turned black, of course, because of the sunscreen, it was not very dark, compared with those male compatriots who were darker than Africans, the female classmates were more or less particular, worried about the skin being tanned, so the symptoms could be lighter.

However, compared with Miss Su, it can be infuriating!

They worked hard to maintain their skin, and in the end they were still tanned, but if you look at her, she didn't do anything, she didn't apply sunscreen, but she didn't tan, and her skin was still so white.

This gap is too big, and the psychology is unbalanced!

"Mengmeng, how do you take care of your skin, why don't you get a tan?"

In the cafeteria, Liu Yiyi sat opposite Miss Su, her skin was tanned to wheat, and she looked at her enviously and asked.

"Hehe, I didn't do maintenance, I was completely born beautiful, Sister Yiyi, you can only envy, you can't learn!" Miss Su said with a smile.

"Ahhh Liu Yiyi glared at Miss Su fiercely, and then said angrily: "This is too shocking!" ”

"Can I be blamed for this?" Miss Su said blankly.

"If you don't blame anyone, just blame you......"

"Okay, okay, Sister Yiyi, let's stop talking about skin color, we can recover after ten days and a half months." Miss Su persuaded loudly.

Liu Yiyi looked at Miss Su and said, "Of course I know that I can restore my original complexion, but when I think of waiting for so long, I feel a little unacceptable......"

"Sister Yiyi, patience will pass." After Miss Su finished saying this, she looked up at the sullen Liu Yiyi, and said with a smile: "I'll tell you a joke, it's the real thing that happened during military training." ”

Liu Yiyi was not very interested, and said, "You can talk about it, I'll listen." ”

After seeing her performance, Miss Su was at a loss in her heart, can she accept the jokes she will tell later?

That's a real problem.

For a while, Miss Su was a little difficult to ride a tiger, if she couldn't amuse Liu Yiyi, wouldn't it mean that she couldn't get home, and the Haikou she boasted about at the beginning was also blown.

No, how can this happen?

If Miss Su wants to prove her strength, she must come up with the kung fu to press the bottom of the box.

As for what this kung fu is, the answer is actually very simple, it is the golden finger, with the resources of a world, I can't find a few jokes, what kind of jokes.

After some preparation, Miss Su spoke: "Sister Yiyi, I'm going to say it." ”

Liu Yiyi said without raising her head: "You say." ”

Miss Su said with a smile: "It was very hot on the day the military training began, and the instructor couldn't stand the heat when he saw that we were all hot, so he let us rest for a few minutes. The boss was stunned for a moment, handed her two bottles of activation and two bottles of pulsation, and said, "Big girl, go and redeem it yourself!" 'Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, it's so funny......"

Liu Yiyi looked at Miss Su, who was smiling very happily, grinned twice, and then stopped laughing.

It can be seen that she doesn't think the joke told by Miss Su is funny.

Well, to be honest, Miss Su herself didn't think there was anything funny, this is just an embarrassing laugh!

"Sister Yiyi, isn't the joke I told funny?" Miss Su asked.

Liu Yiyi shook her head and said, "No, I'm just ...... Well, it's not funny indeed. ”

Miss Su lowered her head, and after a while, she raised her head to look at Liu Yiyi, and said with a firm gaze: "It's okay, Sister Yiyi, I'll tell you another joke." ”

"Don't talk about ......"

Before Liu Yiyi's words were finished, Miss Su spoke: "One day in military training under the tree, the instructor said to the students: 'The first row reports the number! The student standing first in the first row looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly again: "Report the number!" So he reluctantly went to the tree and hugged it......

After finishing speaking, I looked at Liu Yiyi's reaction, and I didn't smile, her laughter is quite high!

Miss Su continued: "One day during military training, the instructor asked us to stand in a military posture, and then chatted with another instructor in the next class, and a classmate suddenly let out a loud fart, which amused us, and the instructor shouted at us angrily: 'Laugh...... Laugh a fart! Immediately everyone burst into laughter again......"

"Okay, Mengmeng, don't talk about it, I don't want to hear any more jokes." Seeing that Miss Su wanted to continue, Liu Yiyi finally couldn't help it and opened her mouth to stop her.

"Don't tell jokes, so what should you say?" Miss Su whispered to herself, and soon thought of an idea, and said, "Sister Yiyi, how about we go to the movies tonight?" I've heard that the recently released movie "Shy Fist" is pretty good, let's go check it out! ”

Liu Yiyi glanced at Miss Su and said, "What's so good about the movie, haven't you heard of the news that a heart patient went to watch this movie, but he had a heart attack and was sent to the hospital?" ”

Miss Su said excitedly: "I know this news, isn't it made by the shock department, it turns out that Sister Yiyi, you are also their fan!" ”

'Powder your sister, is this the point I am talking about? ’

Liu Yiyi really wanted to give Miss Su a craniotomy, open her head melon seeds, and see what was inside.

But......

This is to think about it, it is impossible to achieve at all.

Liu Yiyi's face was solemn, and she said in a deep voice: "Mengmeng, I won't watch the movie, let's talk about some serious things." ’”

Miss Su nodded and asked curiously, "Sister Yiyi, what do you want to tell me?" ”

Liu Yi leaned close to her and said, "Let me tell you, when will you write "Zhu Xian II"? Don't drag it out for me, even if you don't write it, then you have to tell me the ending of Baguio......"