The idea of fishing to celebrate the goal must have been the work of Jamie Vardy, but of course it wasn't original to him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In a previous life, an Icelandic Premier League team staged this hilarious celebration after scoring a goal.

Bordering the Arctic Circle, Iceland's economy is largely dependent on marine fisheries, so the origins of fishing celebrations are unique.

As for Manchester United celebrating goals in this way, it doesn't matter, who would think of so much!

The United fans in the stands were overjoyed, since Vardy arrived at Manchester United, Manchester United have scored a lot more goals, and the defense to celebrate the goal is even more bizarre and hilarious, and it can make them laugh in addition to the fierce game, and the happiness index has skyrocketed.

And the fans in front of the TV were about to burst into laughter, in such a fierce occasion, the game had just begun, and Manchester United had another wave of strange teasing.

"I wondered, did Manchester United hire a screenwriter to write a joke for them to celebrate the goal?"

"Rooney plays Big Fish, a little weird, huh? Could it be that this is a mermaid? ”

"I don't know if there are mermaids, but I do know that there must be no mermaids who have lost their hair!"

"Manchester United caught this fish or not, I bought it at a high price! Rooney stewed in the evening! ”

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Ferguson stroked his forehead, looking helpless, facing this group of energetic disciples, he felt really old.

At this time, the Arsenal players are feeling extremely depressed, and the last thing they want to see is the fancy way of Manchester United players celebrating the goal, especially when they are scored.

Even compared to the goal, it was Manchester United's celebratory goal that they felt hurt them the most.

The goal was a knife to them, and it bled a lot and it hurt;

But Manchester United celebrated the goal with such unscrupulous teasing, but stabbed them a few times in the wound, causing all critical damage!

If they hit them with their strength in a dignified manner, they will admit it, but Manchester United always plays cards according to common sense, which is very helpless.

When the game resumes, only they will know how much morale Arsenal will have left.

Wenger stood on the sidelines, with a grim face, not being a manager, it is absolutely impossible to understand the mixed feelings in Wenger's heart at this time, more bitterness and helplessness.

Arsenal's decline in strength is actually inevitable, which is different from Manchester United, Manchester United is in a period of rapid growth in strength, one after another, even if the two teams are still on the same level, but soon, will quickly open the gap, far behind Arsenal.

This may be Arsenal's last chance to challenge for the Champions League, or they will have to wait for the young players to develop in the future, and no one knows how long it will be!

After the game restarted, Arsenal's heart was in turmoil, they were a little confused, and it seemed that no matter how hard they fought hard, it didn't seem to make any sense, Manchester United only needed a counterattack to make them miserable, so what are they doing so desperately?

Even Henry and Xiaofa hesitated, unable to organize an effective attack for a while, as if they were quietly waiting for death.

Here, however, United enjoyed the post-goal pleasure, in stark contrast to Arsenal's lifelessness.

"Wayne, your acting skills just now are too exaggerated, you must know that you are playing a fish, the fish will not have an expression, at most it will keep opening and closing its mouth, you are good, your expression is so painful, you almost beat it up, do you know?"

Vardy is worthy of being the inheritor of "The Self-cultivation of Actors", and pointed out the problems in Rooney's performance just now.

In that phrase - tease, we mean it!

Rooney's face was about to turn green, and he wanted to cry without tears.

I just fell my arm to the ground, and the painful expression on my face was not acted, it was really painful!

"Also, Darren, that pose you just did was also called taking pictures? You're obviously carrying a rocket launcher, so be careful in the future! ”

"Leo, you also take a snack, the smile when you hold the big fish should be from the heart, full of happiness, not as silly as you!"

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Vardy is like a director, commenting on the performances of several animals one by one, causing several people to grit their teeth and want to beat him up to relieve their hatred.

Arsenal's attack is not violent, but Manchester United did not take advantage of the situation to attack, and it is not wise to counterattack again.

Anyway, it is Manchester United who is leading now, and it is Arsenal who is anxious, so Manchester United can take it easy.

In this way, until the end of the first half, Arsenal was not able to achieve too obvious advantages, even if Wenger kept commanding and dispatching on the sidelines, it did not let the Arsenal players on the field raise too much spirit.

When I returned to the dressing room, the Arsenal players were even more uncomfortable to see the relaxed expressions on the faces of the Manchester United players.

In fact, in Vardy's impression, Arsenal is really not a strong-willed team, which may be related to Wenger's temperament.

Elegant and graceful, advocating beautiful attacking football, although in the Premier League environment, the team does not lack the courage to confront, but in the real tough battle, if the strength does not have an absolutely obvious advantage, often Arsenal's performance is not satisfactory.

Look at the managers of several other super teams, although Ferguson is old, he is still strict, and the power of the hair dryer is not inferior to that of the year, so Manchester United can always stage a stunner at the last moment, although there is an element of "Ferguson time", but if the team does not have a heart that is unwilling to fail, no amount of stoppage time is useless.

Not to mention Liverpool, who were able to see from last season's Champions League final that never giving up is the temperament of this team, even if everyone thought they were going to lose, they still made the final sprint without hesitation, until they overturned their opponents......

As for Chelsea, Arsenal can't match them, their tenacity and tenacity are beyond anyone's imagination.

Thinking about how many times Arsenal were baptized in blood later, is it really because their strength is completely insufficient?

No!

It's just that it's just broken down!

It's like playing Pro Evolution Soccer, the situation is stalemate before the goal, but after the goal, the goals come one after another!

The role of the leader is still obvious!

If Patrick Vieira is on the pitch, then he could carry Arsenal forward with his head held high, and even if he fails, he will lose decently.

But right now, no one can step up and lead Arsenal forward.

Whether it's Henry or Xiaofa, they can do the job of a superkiller and a tactical core, but spiritual leaders, they are not!

At the beginning of the second half, perhaps it was Arsene Wenger's speech in the dressing room that played a role, and Arsenal attacked ferociously, but after Manchester United held on to Arsenal's attack in vain, Arsenal gradually lost it.

The attack is disorganized, Xiaofa is unable to organize an effective attack under Alan Smith's beckoning, Henry is overwhelmed without the support of the midfield, and the current Arsenal and the usual Arsenal are completely different teams.

Manchester United won, slowly killing the game in a war of attrition and leaving Arsenal to die as if it were unexplained.

I'm afraid no one expected the game to be like this before the game, can't Arsenal, who lost at home, set off a comeback climax on the road?

After the shock, after a deeper analysis of the reasons, everyone smiled bitterly.

No way, who let Manchester United have an unreasonable Vardy!

Arsenal is coming in a menacing manner, and they have just opened their formation, ready to fight Manchester United in front of the gong.

But before anyone could rush out of the battle formation, Vardy was like an assassin, and he burst into flames, poof, and bleed......

I'm afraid Arsenal has the heart to die!

Jamie Vardy's opening goal immediately extinguished Arsenal's passion for a comeback.

Originally lost at home, but now after the opening of the away game, how do you let Arsenal play?

Manchester United beat Arsenal twice at home in the most economical way to reach the Champions League final, leaving Arsenal in tears.

Manchester United's contribution to the promotion is naturally Vardy, and at this time, everyone found out that Vardy had scored 11 goals in the Champions League, which was simply blinding.

Before the season, many people thought that Vardy had no experience of playing for the big clubs, nor did he have the experience of facing other league teams, and might be able to help Manchester United achieve good results in the league, but in the Champions League, it may be soy sauce.

But with only the Champions League final left, Vardy has proved everything with facts, he is not here to play soy sauce, he is here to help Manchester United win.

11 goals is enough to make him laugh on the scorer list, you know, Shevchenko, who is now in second place, has only 9 goals, and Shevchenko's AC Milan has been eliminated by Barcelona, and Ukraine's nuclear warhead has no chance to surpass Vardy.

Third-placed Ronaldo scored seven goals, and although Barcelona are Manchester United's opponents in the Champions League final, can you count on Ronaldo to put on a senior in the final?

Even if Ronaldo scored four goals, it would only be the same number as Jamie Vardy, so couldn't Vardy score in the final?

So, the Champions League Golden Boot is almost a foregone conclusion, and no one will be able to snatch it from Vardy.

It's incredible that a young player at just 18 years old can score 11 goals in the Champions League.

Thankfully, the Champions League single-season goal record is 14, and Vardy may not have a chance to break that record this season, so if it were really possible, it would be shocking.

But who would dare to imagine how much such an amazing Vardy will achieve in the future?

The record of 14 goals may not be able to be maintained forever, and with Vardy's growth rate, it may be a record that will be obsolete in a short period of time.

Everyone can't help but sigh, being in the same era as Vardy, I'm afraid it is the sorrow of all goalscorers, even Rooney, who is considered a future superstar, is not overshadowed by Vardy's light!