The blood ignited at Southampton's home stadium was thus wiped out by Everton and disappeared without a trace. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The Southampton players are about to cry, can we play well?

The fans who watched the game in front of the TV were also scorched.

"Mom, I want to eat salad!"

"I'm so sorry for Southampton to meet such an unscrupulous opponent!"

"When the Everton players are confused, they must think, how did the salad of vegetables and fruits in the morning become fine?"

"This must be a great victory for GMO scientific research, vegetable people and fruit people can play football, and they will not be able to rule the earth in the future?"

......

All eyes were on the Everton players and it was a joyous game.

"Banana passes, potatoes catch the ball and plug it straight, tomatoes score!"

When Southampton's players attacked, they thought: "Potatoes are here to shovel me again!" ”

In the end, the game ended in a modest Everton victory, with Tomato Vardy opening the scoring and new signing Beattie sealing the win.

At the post-match press conference, the Southampton boss didn't say a word, sitting there with a black face as if he had been wronged.

Journalists want to laugh, and it would be nice if he didn't cry when he met such an Everton.

Vardy himself is going further and further on the road of comic and is about to become a grandmaster;

And that's not all, he also took the whole team to this point of no return......

Many people exclaimed: "Premier League teams need to be careful, the army of vegetables and fruits is coming!" ”

After two consecutive slumps, Jamie Vardy has regained his best form, which has left many teams frustrated.

In other words, you can adjust your state by changing your look?

Is this in line with the laws of science?

Jamie Vardy has scored 14 goals, which is still the performance of a newcomer.

I believe that at this time, Rooney, Robben and others have already fainted in the toilet crying!

They don't have to expect to win the Premier League's Best Newcomer of the Year, and that honour has to be given to Vardy, even if he doesn't play anymore from now on!

On the pitch proud, Vardy on the field is just as breezy as the spring breeze, and the gentleness that Anne brings to him is enough to indulge him.

Of course, it would have been better if there wasn't a light bulb like Grace!

But now the question is, who is the light bulb between Vardy and Grace?

A few days later, Vardy and Anne's relationship grew by leaps and bounds, and except for the last step, Vardy was already on the verge of hitting the bases!

Grace was an eyesore, but in order to live in harmony, Vardy decided to turn a blind eye for the sake of harmony.

In order to live happily for herself, Vardy encouraged Anne to move in with her, which is really a common thing for adult boyfriends and girlfriends!

The key problem is that Anne doesn't just belong to Vardy, half of it belongs to Grace, which makes people angry!

Grace hated Vardy and didn't want Vardy to be with Anne, but Anne's poor form had previously told her that it was clearly unrealistic.

Rather than trying to separate the two and causing no one to be happy in the end, it is better to let Anne and Vardy socialize within their own surveillance, at least they can control the situation.

"It's okay if you want to move in together, but I want to be together!"

That's what Grace says firmly.

So, Vardy rented a bigger house, the three of them moved in, and started an alternative cohabitation life!

Vardy never imagined that he would one day live with two girls, and one of them was in an affair with him, and the two girls were also in an ambiguous relationship.

Anyway, from day one, Vardy has been full of benefits.

Looking at Anne walking around the house in her pajamas, Vardy's mouth was dry;

Looking at Grace, who was dressed coolly, had a homely style, Vardy couldn't calm down either.

That night, Vardy snuck into Anne's bedroom, and just as the big bad wolf saw Little Red Riding Hood, a hungry wolf pounced on him and stripped the little sheep to the ground.

"Hmm... Not... Hate..."

Anne's desire to refuse was even more unbearable for Vardy, and the wonderful carcass made Vardy completely explode.

After the storm, Vardy put his arms around the sweaty Anne, looked at the delicate face in his arms, and recalled the wonderful taste just now, Vardy felt happiness for the first time.

But what embarrassed him was that he found a person standing at the door, leaning against the wall and looking at the two people on the bed with a smile.

There is no doubt that the only person who can walk into this house is Grace besides Vardy and Anne.

Anne blushed and buried herself in Vardy's arm, not daring to look at Grace.

Vardy shook his head helplessly, and said to Grace angrily: "When did you come?" Have you seen enough? Isn't it curious how men and women please each other? ”

Grace said with a smile: "Although I don't like men, there are some things I still understand, I'm just curious." And the woman I like is pressed under you, I really don't know how to describe my current mood! ”

Vardy couldn't cry or laugh, the feeling of the woman you like when she is pressed under me is the same as the feeling of the woman I like when she is pressed under you!

"Don't talk about it, Grace, go back to your room!" Anne can't stand the fierceness of these two!

Grace nodded reluctantly, turned around and wanted to go back to her room, but as soon as she took two steps, she suddenly turned around, and the corners of her mouth curled slightly and smiled: "There are two more sentences, first, Jamie, your time is longer than I thought; Second, Anne screams louder with you than we do when we're together! ”

I'll go, you scoundrel!

Vardy doesn't even know how to face Grace's strange thing!

Anne was ashamed and angry, picked up the pillow and smashed it at Grace, and she didn't care about the leakage of spring.

Vardy felt that he was about to lose control again, and instantly transformed into a werewolf, once again extending his evil hand towards Anne's jade body.

But this time Anne learned to be obedient, bit the pillow with her teeth, and didn't shout out in a daze......

When the two walked past the summit again, Vardy put his arm around Anne and asked softly, "Actually, I would love to know what it was like when you two were together!" ”

The flush on Anne's face had not yet faded, and it was instantly colored again, and the look of shame and anger was very tempting.

A hard squeeze on Vardy's arm made Anne feel relieved.

"You want to know? Then the next time I'm with Grace, you'll be able to visit too! Anne said angrily.

Vardy was stunned and overjoyed: "Really? ”

"Fake!" Anne gave Vardy a blank look, "I'm fine, but do you think Grace can agree?" ”