"You've fallen for the spell of the Ouchi master!" Yuwen Xiuce's way of comforting really found a different way, and his words were amazing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Will you comfort people? Won't go away! Bingmiao was furious and got up to grab the keyboard.

"You wait for me to finish, and I'm about to get to the point!" Yuwen Xiuce clung to the keyboard and didn't let go, and a bunch of characters of "qphjflkgahgpqhiopqhg" suddenly appeared on the screen......

"Ouchi master...... Can also spell in English name? "Huaxia Sword God happily took the bunch of characters that he accidentally pressed when he grabbed the keyboard just now as the name of the spell.

"Yes!" Yuwen Xiuce forcibly continued, "This rare spell called qphjflkgahgpqhiopqhg is the most weird, if one of the players far surpasses the other teammates in one aspect, they will be targeted by the master of Ouchi to cast this spell!" ”

"Oh?!" When the Huaxia Sword God heard this, he seemed to have some understanding.

"But when the spell of the English name is cast, why do you display four Huaxia characters on his head?" Huaxia Shield God suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and his intelligence greatly improved.

"Damn, how could this idiot ask such a sharp question?!" Yuwen Xiuce turned to Bing Miao and spit out, and received an extra slap in the face for no reason.

"This is the result of the system's automatic translation, and if you don't translate it, it's son-of-bitch!" Yuwen Xiuce has a proud expression that I am a scholar.

"Oh......" Huaxia Shield God suddenly realized and nodded yes.

The female player named Grass Ash couldn't stand it anymore and kept urging everyone to leave. But someone obviously hasn't played enough, and just typed two words on the keyboard to send them out, but Bingmiao has been staring at herself endlessly, so he has to give up.

"Don't stare don't stare at ...... Can't I concentrate on playing games......" Yuwen Xiuce laughed twice and said, "I'm afraid that you will hurt your eyes." One by one, he looked at me vigorously. How nice it is to keep a little energy......

A group of five people moved forward all the way.

A meat shield is responsible for attracting damage, two outputs are responsible for striking enemies, a healer is responsible for keeping an eye on the blood line of the entire regiment, and a naval ......

With such a reasonable configuration, everyone defeated wave after wave of Ouchi masters in an orderly manner.

[Author: Writing here, I suddenly felt congested for the many Ouchi masters who had passed away...... Is this swollen? 】

Yuwen Xiuce paddled all the way and was very tired, tired to ...... It is no longer possible to control the extent of the White Yaksha...... So simply let the characters automatically follow the night god moon forward. Then lie on the bed and enjoy the hot tea and a little cool breeze, huh...... There are also out-of-print paintings by Gui Zheng and his teacher.

"Do you still want face?" Bingmiao couldn't stand it anymore.

Yuwen Xiuce: "Hmm...... Please, you'll see me, help me stay away~"

Bing Miao: "It's okay if you follow me all the way without attacking, you can release the ghost general and hit it twice!" ”

"I already released it!" This kind of thing must be clarified.

"Where? Why didn't I see it! Bing Miao looked around, and there was a ghost general on the screen, or her own.

"My ghost is going to be done manually. I didn't have time to care about it after it was released just now, so I ......" Yuwen Xiuce gestured with his finger on his chin, and the cosplay detective said proudly: "The truth is that it should still be standing at the door of the dungeon!" ”

Bingmiao felt that she couldn't communicate anymore, so she threw her leather slippers over. I have the right to be a team with one less person, and four people can play a copy.

After reading the beauty of nature carefully painted by Gui Zheng and his teacher. Yuwen Xiuce decided to take out the Huang Ting Sutra again to confirm each other, and it was not good to get an unexpected gain......

And Bing Miao continued to copy under the leadership of Huaxia Shuangdu.

Paddle on your own...... Ahem...... It can't be described as paddling anymore.,It's all directly accompanied.,It feels a bit like the situation where I'm the gold owner.,Take four coolies to train the dungeon to brush up the experience.。

What makes Yuwen Xiuce strange is that the four coolies actually worked hard without paying, and they were serious about clearing the monster and fighting experience! What kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of communism detached from low-grade tastes!

Yuwen Xiuce gave a thumbs up and waved his hand, and Bing Miao responded enthusiastically after receiving the encouragement. Of course. It would be better if you didn't throw the keyboard over......

Do you want to sleep for a while?

Yuwen Xiuce said to do it, and stuffed Huang Tingjing under the pillow. Fall asleep.

Well, I haven't slept much lately, and I'm going to take the opportunity to catch up on my sleep!

[Author: What the hell is sleeping? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I just didn't sleep enough......]

[Author: Aren't they all going to vomit? ] Sleep less, what are you afraid of! Huang Ting is well cultivated, you don't have to sleep! 】

【Yuwen Xiuce: Sleep ......】

[Author: Do you have any opinions? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: You can say that Huang Ting is cultivating well, and you don't need to sleep anymore! ] What the hell is sleeping! 】

[Author: Yes......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: You give a spoiler. You let me watch Huang Tingjing, do you really plan to let me play online games to the Ascend Immortal Realm? 】

[Author: No...... Isn't it possible? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I took it seriously, and you have to stick to it when you practice this thing, isn't it a child's skill?! You let me live in a girls' dormitory and arrange a few confidantes. Finally, let me practice Tongzi Gong?! 】

[Author: No...... Isn't it possible? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: As a Golden Saint Seiya, I won't let you push Athena, do you agree? 】

[Author: Gold Saint Seiya can push Athena...... I'll go! No wonder they tricked me into Siberia! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]

[Author: Don't practice Huang Tingjing...... So what do you say to practice? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Huanxi Zen or something is very suitable for me! ] 】

[Author: That...... Then ...... The boy rejoices in Zen? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Why can your boy practice Huanxi Zen?! Or can you only find children to practice? No matter how you think about it, it's a pervert, okay! If you look for a virgin, I will be a person, and Nima will find a child! Beasts! 】

[Author: That...... Then ...... Virgins rejoicing in Zen? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: It's all said that it's very perverted! ] And it's against the law, you know, no! 】

[Author: Boy and Virgin Joy Zen? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: You write like this, and the police uncle will come to arrest you sooner or later, do you believe it! ] 】

[Author: Uncle policeman, he said you came to arrest me......]

[Uncle Policeman: No, who said I came to arrest you, nonsense! 】

[Author: Then you put the handcuffs back.] You look weird and scary ...... with your old swaying]

[Uncle Policeman: It's not scary, this is handcuffs, this is a toy! ] 】

[Author: Xiuce, help me call the police, there are hooligans disguised as police uncles who want to kidnap me to play SM! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Why are hooligans looking for you to play SM...... Aren't you bare-footed in Siberian codeword? 】

[Author: Who cares about handcuffs and toys? And the police uncle is not wearing clothes! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: How do you know that he is a policeman! ] 】

[Author: I see that the shape of the chest hair is more like ......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: What shape should the policeman's chest hair be, please advise!] 】

[Author: Isn't it the same as the logo of the Bo School? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ...... What kind of profession should that madman's emblematic chest hair be? 】

[Author: Chengguan! ] Stupid! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: You and Uncle Autobot have a good game...... I'll sleep for a while! 】

[Author: You help me call the police.] I'll let you practice Huang Tingjing is a new version that you don't have to stick to! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Why is this okay?! 】

[Author: Your sister's ...... The eggs are about to be lost, what are you afraid of twice! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I called 110! ] 】

[Author: How?] When will Uncle Police arrive? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: They said they couldn't control the ...... of Siberia]

[Author: As the inherent territory of Great China, how can it not be managed! ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Wait a minute, I'll ask ......]

[Author: Did you ask?] How to say how to say? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: The other party said that he would send a chengguan brother with the symbol of a madman to ......]

[Author: Is it Megatron?] It has to be Megatron! Come to someone else, I'll go back and complain about him! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hmm...... Isn't it......]

[Author: Tell you, Megatron will be here in a while!] 】

[Bopai chest hair man: Really? 】

[Author: How is it~ I'm afraid! 】

[Bopai chest hair man: It's been a long time since I've played a shameful game with Brother Megatron...... When I think about it, I feel soft...... Hot...... Ah~~~~]

[Author: Xiuce...... What to do? I can't make it anymore...... I'm going to vomit out dinner again......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Deserved! You dare to write such a blind scene, don't you think you are blind enough to see the sun at noon? 】

[Author: How can I redeem it now? I finally typed so many words, I really can't bear to delete it! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Then ......]

[Author: Just? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Let's get back to business! ] 】

Get down to business!

Yuwen Xiuce took a nap in a daze on the bed for a while, as if dreaming of the sneer of two strangers and the call sign of the author......

Suddenly, he heard Bing Miao as if she was calling her name, and rubbed her eyes. Leaned up and asked, "You just fell asleep, what are you doing?" ”

"It's time to fight the boss." Bing Miao beckoned, "The last few groups of Ouchi masters are fighting a little hard, I estimate that if you don't make a move, the boss may have to destroy the group." ”

"How is that possible? Huaxia double stupid equipment should be okay. No matter how you say it, it's a silver vip, and you can kill it by playing such a dungeon? With an incredulous expression, Yuwen Xiuce walked over leisurely, intending to see the specific situation.

"I'll ...... It's really wronged to say that he is stupid...... "I really don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it." "After this product finishes putting the skill, stand in the monster pile and wait for CD (skill cooldown) time...... Does his family know about playing games like this? ”

"Who said it wasn'......" Bingmiao was also speechless, "and claimed that although tens of millions of people have gone to me......"

"Then let him go ......" Yuwen Xiuce didn't understand. Everyone wants to die, why do they have to stop it.

"He's dead, there's a meat shield left, a healing and an output, and a paddling beast, can you play?" Bing Miao rolled her eyes.

"Yes!" Yuwen Xiuce was confident, "Don't you just scream the beast!" ”

"You're really ......" Seeing that the other party recognized the name of the beast quite self-consciously, Bing Miao didn't know what to say next. The thickness of the skin is not at all in a heavyweight class. So you can't talk to this thing without a brick in your hand.

"Now that the beast is up, can we send him back to the West?" Yuwen Xiuce pointed to the Huaxia Sword God on the screen and signaled to send him to reincarnate as soon as possible.

"Can't you just think he's a summoned beast that no one controls and only automatically attacks!" Bing Miao was anxious, "How much can you still do some damage if you are alive, isn't it good to finish the fight early and end it early!" ”

"It's also you who are the ones who make the dungeon...... It's also you who will end early...... It's so brain-burning to be friends with you! ”

Bing Miao didn't care about Yuwen Xiuce. The firepower is full of firepower, and the last wave of Ouchi masters in front of the boss is output desperately. (To be continued.) )

ps: Looking at the book review area frozen by the absolute zero degree of the author...... What a sense of accomplishment!