Yizhuang.

The three eldest ladies have returned.

Uncle Nine was inspecting Old Lady Ren's corpse, his eyebrows were furrowed, and his face was quite ugly.

Wen Cai suddenly said: "Master, it's not good, Qiusheng met ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was covered by Qiusheng.

Qiusheng said with a smile: "Master, it's nothing, Wencai is a little fussed." ”

Uncle Nine glanced at Qiusheng and felt that something was wrong with this apprentice today, but now is not the time to worry about this, Old Lady Ren's corpse has signs of corpse transformation, if it is not dealt with as soon as possible, if it becomes a zombie, it will be bad, so he immediately straightened his face and asked seriously: "How about the incense I asked you to burn?" ”

Wen Cai broke away from Qiusheng's hand, handed the unburned incense to Uncle Jiu, and said, "Master, look, this incense is not burned, how can this be?" ”

Uncle Jiu's face changed suddenly, and he paced back and forth in front of the coffin: "People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long, but it is burned like this......"

Speaking of this, I looked up and saw Wen Cai stealing tribute, so I stepped forward and slapped him on the head, and then said: "There must be someone mourning when this incense comes out of the house!" ”

Wen Cai asked, "Is it Master Ren's house?" ”

The eldest lady was listening and wanted to laugh, these two goods didn't understand the situation, they were really stupid and cute.

Uncle Jiu's eyes widened, glared at him fiercely, and said, "Is it still here?" ”

After speaking, he walked to the coffin of the old lady Ren and continued to observe.

Wen Cai said stupidly: "It's none of my business, I don't have to worry about it." Then he went on stealing the tribute.

Qiusheng walked up to him, this thing probably forgot about hitting the female ghost, looked at Uncle Nine and asked, "Will the old man's daughter be okay?" ”

Without waiting for Uncle Jiu to answer, Wen Cai hurriedly said: "In short, it is difficult for those with the surname Ren!" ”

After speaking, Wen Cai immediately came back to his senses, thinking that his sweetheart might be in danger, and immediately screamed: "Ah! Tingting ......"

Then I wanted to run over and ask Uncle Nine if there was anything I could do, but as soon as I took a step, I was grabbed by Qiusheng's shoulders and couldn't move forward.

Qiusheng said with a smile: "Didn't you just say that it's none of your business, and you don't have to worry about it?" ”

Wen Cai hurriedly said: "That's not the case, if you can save your sweetheart's life, it won't be a problem to get married, how many lovers are married because of the grace of saving lives." ”

After speaking, he was about to run over to find Uncle Jiu, but he was still stopped by Qiusheng.

Although Wencai is a little stupid, he is not unaware of Qiusheng's thoughts, for the beautiful and beautiful Miss Ren, it is estimated that Qiusheng is the same as himself, and he also wants to chase her, so he set a gentleman's alliance: "We compete fairly!" ”

Qiusheng pondered for a moment, feeling that with his good looks, he would definitely be able to beat Wencai, so he immediately nodded and said with a smile: "Okay!" ”

Then the two began to look at each other passionately.

"I said......" Su Meng couldn't bear it anymore, and said, "You two talk about it here, can you catch up with Ren Tingting?" I think it's a bit hanging! ”

Qiusheng said: "I don't know if it's hanging or not, but I think as long as you work hard, you will always catch up." ”

Su Meng clasped his hands to his chest and said with a smile: "Then I wish you good luck, do you want me to tell you some of Ren Tingting's preferences?" ”

Qiusheng was stunned, he didn't expect this kind of operation, if he knew Ren Tingting's preferences, he could indeed help himself, but after thinking about it, Su Meng had just arrived, and he had only known Ren Tingting for a few days, how could he know Ren Tingting's preferences, so he said with a "I don't believe it" expression: "You won't be lying to me, right?" ”

Su Meng said: "Believe it or not, I won't say it." ”

Seeing the eldest lady's performance like this, Qiusheng finally believed it, and a warm smile appeared on his face: "Miss Su, I believe it, if you really know Tingting's preferences, tell me, okay?" My aunt's shop just got a batch of rouge gouache, I'll give you some. ”

This kind of blatant bribery, of course, the eldest lady will not refuse.

The sugar-coated cannonball hits, the sugar-coated eats it, and the cannonball hits back.

Su Meng said with a smile: "Deal!" ”

Qiusheng said with a smile: "Miss Su, thank you, if I marry Tingting in the future, I will definitely call you to eat wedding wine." ”

Miss: "......"

Child, you think too much, hurry up and wash and sleep!

Wencai is indeed a fool, obviously the eldest lady and Qiusheng reached a deal, but he turned a blind eye, and when they finished speaking, he said: "Did you say yes, go to the master if you say it's okay, let the master help find a way, can't let Tingting be in danger." ”

Qiusheng smiled and said, "Okay, let's go to the master." ”

The three of them walked up to Uncle Nine.

Wen Cai hurriedly said: "Master think of a way. ”

Uncle Nine held his chin with one hand and said, "You haven't thought about it, otherwise, what are you going to do when you carry the coffin back?" ”

Qiusheng asked, "Master, is there a problem with this coffin?" ”

Uncle Nine clasped his hands to his chest and said, "It's not that there is a problem with the coffin, it's that there is a problem with the dead." ”

Wen Cai said: "I also think it's a little wrong. ”

Qiusheng nodded and said, "That's it, it's been twenty years, and it hasn't rotten, how can there be such a dead person?" ”

After speaking, the two glanced at each other, hurriedly stepped forward, opened the coffin board together, and then looked at the corpse in the coffin, and there was a corpse change!

Wen Cai shouted: "Master, it's not good, the corpse is blessed!" ”

Uncle Nine walked over, took a look, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up and cover it!" ”

The two of them worked together to cover the coffin board.

Qiusheng asked, "Master, what should I do?" ”

Uncle Nine clasped his hands to his chest and said, "Prepare paper, pen, ink, knife, and sword!" ”

"What?"

The two second-hand goods stood still stupidly.

Uncle Nine was a little angry, but he didn't have a seizure on the spot because of the presence of the eldest lady, and explained: "Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword!" ”

When the two second-class goods heard this, they immediately ran out to prepare.

"Uncle Nine!"

Su Meng asked curiously, "Will the corpse in the coffin turn into a zombie?" ”

Uncle Nine nodded, and the mistake of being a good teacher was committed again, and said: "People are divided into good people and bad people, corpses are divided into dead corpses and zombies, and the corpse of Old Lady Ren is the corpse that is about to become a zombie, but don't worry, as long as I cast a spell, I won't become a zombie." ”

"I see."

"Miss Su, what happened to you when you came back?"

Su Meng said: "Qiusheng seems to have hit a ghost. ”

Uncle Nine looked surprised: "Ghost? ”

Su Meng nodded and said, "Well, if I'm not mistaken, it should be a female ghost." ”

Uncle Nine frowned slightly, sighed, and said, "Alas, it's a little troublesome. ”

Su Meng asked, "Uncle Nine, why do you say that?" Isn't it a female ghost? It can't be tougher than zombies, right? ”

Uncle Nine said, "You're right, but I don't have time to ...... right now."

Speaking of this, Uncle Nine paused slightly, looked up at the coffin, then glanced at the eldest lady, and said: "After I cast a spell to prevent Old Lady Ren from becoming a zombie, I have to find a piece of Feng Shui treasure land and bury him, otherwise Old Lady Ren will become a zombie, and there will be endless troubles at that time!" ”

Su Meng asked, "What about the female ghost?" ”

Uncle Nine thought for a while and said, "The female ghost hasn't hurt anyone for the time being, so I can only wait for me to solve the matter of Old Lady Ren turning into a zombie, and then go to subdue the female ghost." ”

The eldest lady opened her mouth and wanted to say something more, but at this moment, Qiusheng and Wencai, the two second-hand goods, had already returned with the tools that Uncle Nine needed.

After that, Uncle Nine made some ink and let Qiusheng and Wencai bounce on the coffin board, which could prevent the zombies from escaping.

In the plot of the movie, Qiusheng and Wencai, two second-class goods, forgot to play ink under the coffin board because of negligence, and as a result, Mrs. Ren turned into a zombie in the middle of the night, and finally escaped and ran to Ren's house to bite Master Ren to death.

The eldest lady remembered this plot, and for the sake of Ren Tingting's familiar face, she reminded Wencai and Qiusheng and asked them to play ink under the coffin.

It's just that I don't know what's going on, and the eldest lady always has an ominous premonition in her heart, as if all these things she did by herself were useless in the end.

PS: I want to explode more......

(End of chapter)