Chapter 19: Physiognomy
"What?" Zhou Zhou Xian heard Jiang Youda's joking words, and the meaning was not good, so he directly took out a talisman from his arms and prepared to pull the small ring.
However, Jiang Youda will not give Zhou Zhou Xian a chance, and directly seal the eight veins of Zhou Zhou Xian and Xiaohuan, which is not at ease, and uses a special snake dragon rope to tie the two of them together, and even the mouth is blocked with something.
It's not that Jiang Youda is too careful, you must know that in the later stage, Daoxuan Zhenren suffered a loss from Zhou Xian without paying attention, and Jiang Youda didn't want to capsize in the gutter.
Then, regardless of the horror of the people around him, Jiang Youda took the two of them directly to the suburbs one by one.
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"Old liar, you said, you deceived me of twenty taels of silver, how can we calculate this account?"
"Little brother, I really didn't lie to you, why did you arrest the old man for no reason?" Zhou Zhou Xian also came back to his senses and said calmly to Jiang Youda.
"Oh! So why didn't you think you'd be doing this today? ”
"This ...... This ......"
"Didn't say that?"
"No, little brother, you shouldn't have been in contact with the industry of fortune telling, our industry has always counted people and not ourselves."
"Really? Why don't you help me do the math? ”
Seeing this, Zhou Zhou Xian was slightly happy and said, "Okay! I'm unlucky today, little brother, please say ......"
"Do you count my name and surname? How big? What year and month are you born? Who is the master? Who is the senior brother and younger brother? Who is the senior sister and the younger sister? ”
"Ahh
"What, you can't forget it, right?"
"This ...... Of course you can, but did the little brother let me go first, you tied me, you can't count? ”
"Okay."
After speaking, Jiang Youda didn't say a word, and first searched Zhou Xian's whole body, but only found more than 30 taels of silver and a few physiognomy books such as "Numerology Nine Calculations", "Jade Pillar Physiognomy", "Mai Physiognomy", "Water Mirror Collection" and so on.
Monday was stunned. Looking at Jiang Youda, who was pulled out of the uproot, and Jiang Youda, who was pulling out the money he had earned so hard and the guy he relied on to survive, he was almost speechless with anger.
"Little brother, what are you doing here? Didn't you say you were going to let me go? So I can tell you a fortune? ”
"Don't worry, let it go, but I'll keep these things for your grandson first."
"You...... Shame on you! ”
"Why am I toothless? Look, how white my teeth are! You know, I use Crest to brush my teeth every day. As he spoke, Jiang Youda also leaked out his two rows of white teeth, and the straight Zhou Xian trembled all over.
However, Jiang Youda didn't care at all, not only that, but also pulled the small ring that was still gagged to his side, and then loosened the tie for Zhou Xian, threatening: "This is your granddaughter, right?" Don't try to escape, or I'll sell her to eat sugar gourds......"
Seeing that Jiang Youda had reached this point, Zhou Xian also wanted to cry without tears, and blamed himself for not looking at the yellow calendar when he went out. Originally, he just wanted to fool Jiang Youda for two dollars, but he didn't expect Jiang Youda to tie him up directly; It's nothing, he hasn't seen any strong winds and waves in Zhou Xian! As long as he calculates two trigrams for Jiang Youda for free, the kid in front of him still has to take out the money obediently and apologize?
But what kind of questions did Jiang Youda ask! Who knows what the you're called? Who knows what the names of your aunts, eight aunts, and seven are? You can't flicker.
This is nothing, it's a big deal that Grandpa Zhou and I will take my granddaughter to "go"; Do you think there is no way to seal Grandpa Zhou's meridians? Just loosen my tie......
However, now Zhou Zhou Xian doubts whether he has met a nemesis, he is just a granddaughter, although he is usually not very obedient, but he can't be sold by others to eat sugar gourds!
Zhou Zhou Xian looked at Xiaohuan's glowing eyes when he heard the sugar gourd, and said silently: "Granddaughter, you are too simple, you must know that buying and selling are two different things, and sugar gourd and sugar gourd are two different things......"
"Alas!"
What else could it be? People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads. Let's buy a lesson this time! Zhou Zhou Xian straightened up his somewhat messy clothes, pretended to be extremely old and frail, and said: "Little brother, you see that I am old, and I have a granddaughter in your hands to support, I have no choice!" For the sake of my own old granddaughter, you can raise your noble hand and let my grandfather and grandson go! ”
"Why, what you just said is a lie?"
"Hehe, isn't it hard to make a living?"
"Then how did you guess that I wasn't bad for money?"
"This ...... In fact, it's nothing, we are the best at observing words and expressions in this business, you can eat crispy duck will definitely not be too poor, you must know that a crispy duck can cost ten taels of silver, I have been envious for a long time......" Zhou Zhou Xian finished speaking, and swallowed and spitted, with a longing look.
"Oh! Then I'm going to the west, how can you tell that it's a disciple of Qingyunmen? ”
"This ...... If you come from the east, you will naturally go to the west, and you must be far away from here. In addition, when you look at it, you know that the little brother is extraordinary, and he must have a true way. And there is only one Qingyunmen within a thousand miles of the neighborhood......" said, Zhou Zhou Xian also patted his ass.
If you don't shoot, you can't do it! Who knows what he's going to do next? It's better to say something nice.
"Then how do you see that I'm in trouble?"
"This ...... Little brother, I said that you are going to let my grandfather and grandson go. ”
"Good!"
Jiang Youda nodded, anyway, he didn't think about what happened to Zhou Xian.
"This ...... If I didn't say that...... How can others obediently pay for it......"
"Oh! Aren't you afraid that others will find you something to do? ”
"This ...... If others listen to me, they will not come to me; If you don't listen, how can everything go well in life? Isn't it okay to have a little bit of something that doesn't go your way? Besides, even if there were such a person, I wouldn't know where to run for a long time......"
"Humph! How can you say that you are all a liar? ”
"Not anymore! The old decay also has some ability, but it is not good from time to time. Even if it doesn't work, with decades of life experience, it can help many people......"
"Humph! After all, it's not a god stick! What do you do if you teach bad children like this? Don't tell me to see you again and lie to people again, or I won't spare you as much as I did this time. After speaking, Jiang Youda let go of the small ring, handed her ten taels of silver and said, "Little sister, give it, come back and buy sugar gourds to eat, don't let your grandfather deceive people in the future, okay?" ”
"Good!" Xiaohuan was a little stunned, I didn't know what Jiang Youda wanted to do, he tied her up just now and now gave her silver, but he still nodded subconsciously.
"That's good! I'll buy you sugar gourds next time we meet. ”
Jiang Youda touched Xiaohuan's head, turned his head and left.
"Alas...... Alas...... Little brother, little brother, don't go! You're still holding my dinner guy......"
"These books are temporarily kept by the old man, and I ask the old man not to lie anymore...... Don't thank me, I won't tell you that my name is Qi Hao......"
Jiang Youda didn't look back, only the sound came from afar with the sunset, and there were smaller and smaller figures......
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