Chapter 375: Time Stands Still in the Party
Looking at Vardy standing proudly under the stands, the Manchester United fans who accompanied the expedition bowed to Vardy and shouted long live in the face of boos from the stadium.
With a hat-trick in the first half, Vardy has turned goalscoring into a regular art, and even if you don't like his teasing, you still have to be impressed by his superb goalscoring ability.
Charlton fans can still only express their anger with weak boos, as if they have become the most pitiful person in the world, like a wild dog with a broken leg barking on the side of the road, which is the last sorrow of their lives, but no one cares about his life and death.
“Goallllllllll...... Hat-trick! Jamie Vardy scored a hat-trick! ”
'A powerful shot broke through Charlton's goal, Vardy seemed to be possessed by God, he conquered everyone!'
"Genius, he's a genius! He's a genius who scores goals! ”
'I swear there's no one better at scoring goals than Vardy!'
"In the future, he will definitely become the most feared football king in the world!"
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The commentator was so excited that he was incoherent, and Vardy's performance really conquered everyone.
Of course, in this moment of passion, there is always a spoiler.
Before Vardy could show enough of his chest muscles, the referee, who was not aware of the current affairs, walked up to Vardy and gave him a yellow card.
I endure!
Jamie Vardy knows he will be booked for stripping to celebrate in excitement, as he has done countless times last season.
Sometimes Vardy can't help but want to complain about FIFA and celebrate because Mao has to stipulate that he can't strip to celebrate?
It doesn't make sense!
You can't call me anti-human just because I undressed to celebrate!
Almost all professional players have a very toned body, football is originally a passionate game for men, strip to celebrate, show a strong body, isn't it more in line with the essence of football!
And countless bodybuilding figures appear on the screen, I don't know how many cute girls will be attracted to lick the screen, which is also good for the promotion of football!
You don't want to use any undressing and unsightly as an excuse, there are too many people who don't wear clothes, and you still go to prison?
It's not women's football, what's wrong with stripping!
Of course, the spit is complaining, and Vardy also changed the result of not being punished for not stripping.
At this time, Ferguson's face was almost green on the sidelines, and when he saw Vardy rushing to the stands excitedly, he knew something bad was going to happen.
Sure enough, Vardy still undressed!
Although Jamie Vardy scored a hat-trick in the first half to bring United home with the victory, Ferguson would rather not have it than let Vardy undress to celebrate.
During the season at Everton, Jamie Vardy has received no less than five yellow cards for undressing to celebrate a goal, with the immediate result being that Vardy was suspended for seven games due to red and yellow cards.
How many games are there in a season?
You just stop seven games, you are doing death!
If you're suspended for injury, then I'll put up with it, but if you're suspended for seven games because of stupidity, then no one will be able to save you.
Last season, it felt like it was a little more convergent, but I didn't expect it to be resurrected now!
No, we have to find a way to go back, we have to limit Vardy's death!
The first half was over as United edged Charlton Athletic by three goals thanks to Jamie Vardy's hat-trick.
This is probably a result that no one expected before the game.
Although Charlton Athletic's strength is not as good as Manchester United, it will not be beaten in the first half, and this score surprised many people who did not watch this game!
However, fans who watched this game will be surprised at all, who let Manchester United have a special goal, and this game is full of firepower!
I deserve a moment of silence for Charlton!
Who do you say you can't get along with, you have to get along with Vardy?
Vardy can tease as much as he wants on the pitch, you should just watch the excitement, okay?
You have to go hoarse and boo people, you see, make people angry!
Now is where you will end up angering Vardy!
Look at the scoreboard on the side of the pitch, don't you lose face?
If Vardy doesn't give up in the second half, you just wait to be beaten!
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"Jamie, rest for the second half!"
In the dressing room, Ferguson commanded Vardy.
He was also substituted by Cristiano Ronaldo and Alan Smith.
Although a little reluctant, Vardy did not have the capital to negotiate terms with Ferguson.
Besides, Ferguson wasn't unhappy with Vardy's performance to substitute him.
First of all, four days later, the UEFA Super Cup, with last season's Champions League winners Manchester United travelling to Monaco to face League Cup winners Sevilla for the UEFA Super Cup.
Jamie Vardy, as Manchester United's arrowhead, is undoubtedly the best option to save his fitness when the suspense has been lost in this game.
And Vardy has already scored a hat-trick in this game, and he is not too happy with the opponent, Ferguson is worried that if Vardy continues to wreak havoc in the second half, the opponent will secretly make a mistake!
More importantly, Jamie Vardy received a yellow card for undressing to celebrate a goal, and if there was any accident in the second half and he was really sent off with a red card, it would be a tragedy!
So, let's replace him and save your worries!
Jamie Vardy had already scored a hat-trick and his desire to continue to pursue goals in this game had faded, and he simply sat on the bench and watched the second half of the game.
Although Vardy's departure made Manchester United's attacking firepower drop a lot, the impact of the little fat man was not covered, and the overhead kick scored twice, and finally Manchester United beat Charlton Athletic by five goals.
The big win put what was not much to watch in the spotlight.
Although Chelsea also won comfortably over Middlesbrough to start the game with two wins in a row, the limelight was undoubtedly much weaker than Vardy's two big wins.
Neither Liverpool nor Charlton Athletic have been able to cause too much trouble for Manchester United, who have shown a dominance that is even close to the title phase.
Perhaps many people were more optimistic about Chelsea's three consecutive titles, but now it seems that this season's Premier League will really become a battle between Chelsea and Manchester United, and Chelsea want to defend the title, first have to ask Manchester United if they agree.
On the player side, Jamie Vardy's performance was even more impressive, and after two games, Vardy, who scored five goals, topped the scorers' charts and gave no one a chance at all.
Before the start of the season, even if Vardy has smashed doubts again and again to create miracles, there are still many people who are not optimistic about Vardy defending the Premier League Golden Boot.
The World Cup syndrome is particularly pronounced for young players, who often do not perform consistently in the season following the World Cup.
And after winning the World Cup Golden Boot, will Vardy lose his motivation to move forward because of pride?
Coupled with the Premier League's top scorers, Vardy is actually not much of the favorite.
In the previous Golden Boot odds list, the top of the list is still Arsenal striker Henry, whose consistent goal rate has been favored by the betting agency;
Ballon d'Or winner Shevchenko, who landed at Stamford Bridge, followed closely behind Thierry Henry, and Chelsea's strong midfield combined with Shevchenko's excellent finishing ability are reasons why everyone is optimistic about him;
Coupled with Didier Drogba, Kuyt and even Manchester United team-mate Wayne Rooney, under the watchful eyes of these super goalscorers, Vardy wants to defend the Golden Boot, and it is not ordinary.
But after just two games, Vardy announced that this season's Golden Boot race has come to an early end.
Wash and sleep!
If you have the kung fu to compete with me for the golden boot, it is better to study and study ****!
No one knew how to express their admiration for Vardy.
I've seen someone who can score goals, but I've never seen someone who can score goals like this!
Maybe Vardy gave everyone the impression of a counter-attacking striker before, but now, except for the ability to grab headers in the penalty area, Vardy is the world's top in everything.
And all of this combined, Vardy's goalscoring ability has long been the best in world football.
Everyone wants to know where Vardy's ceiling is!
Maybe Vardy is a man who was born to score goals, and his mission is to end the attack, and to end the opponent's life by scoring goals!
Of course, it is also worth mentioning that after this game, the "time stood still" celebration staged by Vardy and others began to take the defence by storm.
It's funny, everyone suddenly doesn't move, it's like time has been stolen, and it's amazing to think about it.
So at many parties, this game, which is gradually becoming popular, has gradually become a must-have game.
It's just that at many parties, the girls in a static state are really attacked by groping, of course, it may be that they are willing and look forward to it......
The majority of male compatriots have thanked Vardy in their hearts, it is Vardy who created this game and created this game for their benefit.
Vardy didn't know that he had such a high status in the hearts of his male compatriots now, and even if he did, I'm afraid he would have nothing to say.
Because he's playing even more excessively!
Cristiano Ronaldo lost the game of Time Standstill, and after the match against Charlton, Ronaldo kept his promise and threw a party to invite his teammates to celebrate the big win.
And in the party, the game of time standing still is naturally indispensable, but as creators and initiators, they play new tricks.
One person acts as a referee and the winner will receive a prize of £10,000, but the difference is that everyone needs to wear a black blindfold.
The referee gave the order, and everyone stopped moving and began to freeze the frame.
At this time, several Manchester United players smiled and took off their blindfolds.
tiptoeing each to find the tender model that catches their eyes, up and down their hands, and exerting the function of the groping pig hand to the extreme.
The girl who was suddenly attacked screamed, and was about to avoid the groping pig's hand, but when she thought of the 10,000 pound bonus, she simply gritted her teeth and endured it!
So for a while, the girls in the party hall kept panting......
It's exciting!