Once again, it is back to the familiar white space

In the center is a black black egg main god

Beibei scratched his head, looked at the blank space on the side, and had mixed feelings.

"Li Yu"

"Call me North, I've changed my name now"

"Okay, now I'm given three options"

"Black egg, you say it"

The black egg is projected on three screens, with three songs written on them

"Majestic. Senbon Sakura. Pure Land of Bliss"

"Clams?"

"Let's choose one of three"

The north is a little confused, what does this mean, the three divine comedies

Pick one?

It's hard to choose

The North scratched its head

"Do you really have to choose one?"

"Yes, you have to pick one"

The north listened to the voice of the black egg lord god, as if suppressing infinite anger, so he had to cover his eyes.

Pick and choose

Whoever you pick is whoever you want

Open your eyes

The north chose the "Pure Land of Bliss" on the big screen, and pointed to the Pure Land of Bliss on the screen: "That's it, the other two are also masterpieces, it's a pity"

The black egg let out an icy laugh

"It's a shame that you'll be able to do that later."

Clams?

The black egg pointed to the north: "Let's jump for a while~!" ”

Nani?

"What are you going to do with the black egg, I'm not a showman"

The black egg is a brain-headed Chuanzi

"Bastard, if you don't poke such a big basket, Lao Tzu's bonus this month will be in hand, and I can go to watch the large-scale reincarnation performance of the Northern Sauce Army"

What the hell is the large-scale reincarnation performance of northern sauce?

"Black egg, you tell us clearly, what is called a large-scale reincarnation performance of northern sauce"

hum

Black Egg is tsundere

The north pinched the orchid finger: "Oh, the black egg lord god, tell others about it"

vomit

The black egg covered his mouth and roared: "Shut up"

"Lord Blackegg..."

When men start a riot, women have to retreat, and those who turn into women's clothing bosses are even more ferocious.

The Black Egg Lord God covered his mouth to hold back his vomiting reaction, and explained to the North: "The City of the Gods rescued a group of Northern Sauce who were enslaved by the evil Lord God, and because they were too young to carry out their tasks, they played with them everywhere"

"You know the people in the City of the Gods, many of them are houses, and everywhere they go is a bloodlight disaster"

The northern brain made up for the appearance of the northern sauce, and a group of otaku and otaku sprayed nosebleeds one after another, and hugged the north and did not let go.

Think about the first time I went out, I,, the guy who gave me the egg clone technique is not a pervert.

It's scary to think about

Thankfully, I grew up

That's not right

The north frantically hid in the corner, pointed at the black egg lord god and scolded: "Grandson, did you deliberately turn me into a northern sauce like this, fortunately now that I have grown up, otherwise I ....."

Diaphragm response person

The North couldn't help but get goosebumps

The black egg's angry face was crooked, and he gritted his teeth and roared ferociously" "Bastard, Lao Tzu has reached the blood mold of eight lifetimes, so he rescued you, your northern sauce body was made for you by that grandson, damn it, believe it or not, I beat you to death"

The black egg god pointed to the "Pure Land of Bliss" on the big screen

"If you don't jump for me, I'll throw your seal into the dark block, think about your current state~!"

"The mighty can't be bent, the poor can't be moved, the dignified manly man, I won't be afraid of you"

The art of multiple egg clones

A group of northerners came out

Pointing at the black egg and roaring

"Come on, play the song"

The main god of the black egg didn't react for a long time, and it took a while before he made an "oh" sound and clicked the player start button.

The familiar Divine Comedy begins

月明かり昇る刻

Lamp る red lantern

祭囃子の合図

ふわり蝶が诱い出す

ちょいと覗いて见てごらん

迷い込めば抜け出せない

楽しいことがしたいなら

おいでませ极楽浄土

歌えや歌え心のままに

アナタの声をさぁ闻かせて

踊れや踊れ时を忘れ

今宵共にああ狂い咲き

美しく咲く花も

いつか散りゆくもの

それならこの一夜を

もっと热く爱したい

ちょいと「いいこと」いたしましょう

これは梦か幻か

Shh

ゆきましょう极楽浄土

歌えや歌え心のままに

乱れる髪息も気にせず

踊れや踊れ时を忘れ

今宵共にああ狂い咲き

ちょいと「いいこと」いたしましょう

Shh

ゆきましょう极楽浄土

歌えや歌え心のままに

アナタの声をさぁ闻かせて

踊れや踊れ时を忘れ

今宵共にああ狂い咲き

今宵アナタと狂い咲き

A group of northern bodies writhed involuntarily to the beat

The idea of humiliation also fades with the beat

The more you jump, the more you jump in the north, the happier you get

The black egg is the more you look at the face, the more crooked it becomes

really

When I saved the north, I was still cheap

There's no discipline at all

Heaven has reincarnation, and the Pure Land spares whom

The end of a song

The northern clones began to scatter flowers and cheer with a smug face

"Oh also"

"Perfect"

"Well Jumped"

"Haha, my Great Northern Sauce is mighty and domineering"

"Hahaha....."

"Call us the Northern Group in the future"

With a wave of his hand, the black egg pushed back all the clones in the north.

"Ahem... Since you've finished jumping, then it's okay to compensate me for this month's bonus, and the next thing is your punishment, which comes from the City of Gods Wind Discipline Committee"

"I'm dancing so well, you're drooling"

"Don't get in the way"

"What kind of discipline does the City of the Gods have?"

"The Discipline Inspection Commission of the City of Gods is the name of the main god of the house, and it can also be called the torture class or something, anyway, it is the main god agency responsible for issuing punishment decisions, it doesn't matter if the name is called, now it's serious"

"In view of the fact that Li Yu, the defender of the two-dimensional world, should make the following judgment based on personal problems that lead to the failure of the maintenance plot, and based on various circumstances"

"First: Deduct all the rewards that should have been there"

"Second: Punish you for the next plot for the designated world"

"Third: Deprivation of existing bodies and abilities until the end of the mission"

"Fourth: If the punishment mission fails, it will be expelled from the ranks of the maintainers, and it will be evaluated as an ordinary infinite reincarnation or wiped out"

The north winked at the Black Egg Lord God

"Boss, what's going on?"

"You played Dafa, I won the punishment plot for you, otherwise I would have chopped you up a long time ago"

"I'm a, how do I think it's caused by the problem you gave me in the world and made me stay in a world where there is no entertainment for a hundred years"

"I even doubt the main god, believe it or not, I will turn you into a shell and throw you into the dung heap now"

Become a shell, pull it down, eat the existence of poop, or humiliated, it is better to survive and eat grains first, and the north directly admits defeat and surrenders.

"Well, you win"

The black egg wiped the cold sweat, and fortunately it was fooled.

"Your body will be sealed by me, now give you a new body"

Beibei pointed to the body of a white-haired waist-length girl who appeared in front of him: "Why are you still a girl?"

"This is a humanoid war weapon, the skin is all made of polymer nanotechnology, super alloy, a war machine for the legion, also known as the war machine Sailor Moon"

"These are mostly locked, put your body and soul into it now, goodbye"

Without waiting for the north to say anything, the north's eyes went dark and he fainted.

To be continued