Chapter 15 Xiaobai, are you going to heaven?
Ling Shuangshuang slept exceptionally sweetly this night.
When the sunlight shines through the heavy curtains and falls in front of the bed, the harsh sunlight is much softer. Ling Shuangshuang woke up in a haze, feeling the warm feeling of the sun shining on his body, and was in a good mood, even when he saw Jiuli who was still buried in his arms at the moment, Ling Shuangshuang did not jump, but stretched out his hand, touched Jiuli's cat, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, good morning." ”
Jiuli had actually woken up a long time ago, his sleep was shallow and short, if it wasn't for the consumption of spiritual power yesterday, Jiuli would have gotten up a long time ago, but this would lie on someone, soft, warm, and comfortable, Jiuli also let himself sink a little.
However, when he heard Ling Shuangshuang's voice, Jiu Li suddenly jumped up from Ling Shuangshuang's arms, erected goosebumps all over his body, and looked at someone defensively.
I was so impressed by being thrown out of bed.
Ling Shuangshuang looked at the cat that was still in his arms in a daze, and suddenly jumped away, looking at himself defensively, his original good mood disappeared in an instant, and he scolded Jiuli: "Dead Xiaobai, if you touch you, you will die, what are you doing running so far." ”
Jiu Li saw Ling Shuangshuang's reaction, so he silently breathed a sigh of relief, this kind of Ling Shuangshuang is more normal.
Jiu Li stretched a lazy waist, and then jumped off the bed, with a look written on his face I am a decent gentleman, I will not look at your expression of changing clothes, however, Ling Shuangshuang obviously couldn't understand it, only knew that his own Xiaobai left his room with a constipated face.
Ling Shuangshuang began to reflect, is he too fierce to Xiaobai? Anyway, Xiaobai can't also have constipation like people, right? This is a question worth thinking about.
When Ling Shuangshuang got up, the electricity in the community had been repaired, and yesterday's violent wind did not seem to leave any sequelae at all. Ling Shuangshuang casually made himself a little breakfast, thinking that he had a rare holiday today, so he decisively took out his mobile phone, called his best friend, and made an appointment to go shopping together.
Although Ling Shuangshuang doesn't have many friends, there are still a few who have a good time, for example, this best friend Su Ciyan, who is also her college classmate, has been in the same dormitory for four years, and it can be said that she will never leave an inch. Speaking of Su Ciyan, Ling Shuangshuang was very envious of this Miss Su back then, born in a scholarly family, I heard that this name is also exquisite, from "Han Feizi Eight Rapes", "Those who are ministers, the side room of the son of the prince is a voice of the children, and the ministers and court officials are used for words", the meaning is also very easy to understand, I heard that this name was taken by Su Ciyan's grandfather, and I hope that in the future, Su Ciyan will understand his own duty in dealing with the world, including words and deeds, and do not do things that go against the way of the world. This name has a deep meaning and is good, where is it like Ling Shuangshuang, simple ABB, now that I think about it, Ling Shuangshuang feels that his face is full of tears.
How important it is to have a literate elder!
Not only that, Su Ciyan's temperament is also like a person from a scholarly family, simply put, it is a beautiful lady in ancient times, gentle and elegant, and a unique elegant lady in the 21st century, of course, the premise is that you have not had deep contact with her.
Su Ciyan is a native of Suzhou, but after graduation, Su Ciyan also stayed in the city, crawling and climbing, and over the years, he can be regarded as living a good life.
Speaking of which, the two of them haven't seen each other for a long time, Ling Shuangshuang rarely has a vacation, and he doesn't want to be abandoned at home, so he immediately dialed Su Ciyan's phone.
The phone was quickly picked up, and when Su Ciyan's gentle voice came from the other end of the phone, Ling Shuangshuang suddenly felt that his bones were much softer.
"Hey, hello, I'm Su Ciyan, who are you?" Su Ciyan gently said the opening sentence in a formulaic voice.
Ling Shuangshuang silently put away his goosebumps before smiling and speaking: "Xiao Yanyan, didn't you look at the caller ID again?"
The other end of the phone was silent for a while, at this moment Su Ciyan was lying in the quilt, while answering the phone, but his eyes were not willing to open, after hearing Ling Shuangshuang's voice, Su Ciyan reluctantly opened his eyes, took away the phone, glanced at the phone screen, and when he put the phone to his ear again, Su Ciyan's tone had completely changed.
"Shuang Xiaomei, what call did you make early in the morning, sister, I thought it was a customer, wasting my feelings. As soon as Su Ciyan spoke, he said angrily.
However, Su Ciyan's voice was good, and even if she spoke so softly, Ling Shuangshuang felt that she had been thrown out of hundreds of streets.
Su Ciyan's work also belongs to the sales category, and he often needs to participate in any banquets, contact with customers, and listen to Su Ciyan's tone, it is estimated that he was busy all night yesterday, but obviously, Ling Shuangshuang did not intend to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, so he smirked a few times, and went straight to the point: "Xiao Yanyan, I have a holiday today, let's go shopping together." ”
"No, don't go!" Su Ciyan refused without thinking about it.
"Don't, go ahead, we haven't seen each other in a long time, and I miss you to death. Ling Shuangshuang exerted his coquettish skills, Jiuli just passed by Ling Shuangshuang's side, and when he heard Ling Shuangshuang's coquettish tone, a cat's paw was unstable, and he almost fell on all fours, but fortunately, Jiuli's reaction ability was fast, so he was saved from this catastrophe.
It's just that after Jiuli stood firm, when he turned his head to look at Ling Shuangshuang again, his eyes were full of speechlessness, can we talk well?
Ling Shuangshuang naturally couldn't have noticed Jiu Li's thoughts, she was busy convincing Su Ciyan.
Jiuli walked around the room for a while, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach. As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, and cats naturally have three urgencies. Some time ago, Ling Shuangshuang got up every day to go to work in the studio, and when he came back at night, he slept on the computer, in the studio, Jiuli could casually find a hidden corner to solve life events, and went back to Ling Shuangshuang's home, as long as Ling Shuangshuang didn't notice him, Jiuli could quietly turn into a human form and go to the bathroom to solve it.
After all, Jiu Li felt very ashamed to solve life events in front of a woman, especially not to be embarrassed in front of Ling Shuangshuang, a stupid woman.
Seeing that Ling Shuangshuang was still on the phone, Jiu Li quietly moved to the bathroom, and as soon as the breeze blew, the door of the bathroom was hidden. After blocking the line of sight from the outside world, Jiuli turned into a human form.
Ling Shuangshuang was still on the phone with Su Ciyan, and in the end, Ling Shuangshuang aroused Su Ciyan's interest with a very cute and handsome cat that he had recently. Su Ciyan likes small animals very much, but unfortunately, no one in the Su family allows Su Ciyan to raise small animals, and Su Ciyan has secretly raised them in his apartment before, but after being temporarily raided by Su's mother, he has never raised them again. Hearing that Ling Shuangshuang had a cat, Su Ciyan was also a little impatient, and finally succumbed to Ling Shuangshuang's temptation.
After hanging up Su Ciyan's phone, Ling Shuangshuang quickly prepared to pack up his things and go out, and shouted by the way: "Xiaobai, we are ready to go out." ”
There was no movement in the room except for the sound of Ling Shuangshuang sorting things out. Ling Shuangshuang frowned slightly, looked around the living room, and didn't see Jiu Li's figure, so he walked to the bedroom. After looking around the house, he didn't see Jiu Li's figure, and Ling Shuangshuang finally locked his eyes on the bathroom.
Jiu Li was squatting hard when he suddenly heard Ling Shuangshuang's voice and was startled. With his human form like this, he obviously couldn't let Ling Shuangshuang see it, otherwise it would be bad to be frightened, and he couldn't let Ling Shuangshuang find out his identity. Jiuli immediately pressed the flush, and then turned back into a cat shape.
However, Jiu Li ignored a very important matter, how he was going to squat on the toilet after turning into a cat shape.
When Ling Shuangshuang pushed open the door of the bathroom, at that moment, Jiu Li only felt that his claws slipped, and then his center of gravity suddenly emptied, and then he didn't have time to react at all, and with a "plop", Jiu Li fell directly into the toilet, and this scene was clearly seen by Ling Shuangshuang.
Jiuli: ...... The only thing he was glad for was that he had a good habit of flushing water.
Ling Shuangshuang looked at the scene in front of him in a daze, and for a moment he was a little unable to digest the scene that was happening in front of him.
She heard the sound of flushing just now, right? Her Xiaobai actually squatted on the toilet by herself? Flushed by herself, it was amazing! And their Xiaobai fell into the toilet now? Hahahaha, Ling Shuangshuang smiled unkindly.
Jiuli's body is a bit big, and it was smooth sailing when he fell, but it was a lot more difficult to climb up, Jiuli silently complained about the design of the toilet in his heart, and after trying a few times, he finally squatted back on the toilet, but this would make him wet all over his body, and at this moment, he was looking at Ling Shuangshuang, who was laughing breathlessly.
Ling Shuangshuang laughed for a while, and after noticing Jiu Li's resentful eyes looking at her, she only felt more and more eager to laugh, but this time, Ling Shuangshuang was laughing, and quickly took out his mobile phone and slapped at Jiu Li.
Jiuli only felt that he wanted to tear the nasty stupid woman in front of him.
But this is just his thoughts, hurting mortals for no reason is detrimental to his virtue. Jiuli rolled his eyes silently, and then fell in with a "plop".
Jiuli's heart almost collapsed.
Why is the toilet so slippery! Jiuli was extremely resentful, but after resentment, Jiuli jumped out of the toilet this time after having an experience, and succeeded once. After jumping out of the toilet seat, Jiu Li did not hesitate, and jumped directly into the bathtub next to him, but he didn't know that everything he had was already in Ling Shuangshuang's video recording.
Jiuli stretched out his cat's paws, climbed his body high, and successfully grabbed the handrail, because it was a little difficult to break the handrail with the cat's claws, but Jiuli still managed to open the canopy and adjust the water temperature to a suitable one.
Ling Shuangshuang watched with a bewildered look as Xiaobai fell into the toilet, climbed out of the toilet again, and then ran into the bathtub to take a bath. At this time, Jiu Li was standing under the canopy head bathing, the water hit him, and Jiu Li would shake the water droplets on his body from time to time.
Ling Shuangshuang just wanted to express one sentence, Xiaobai, you are going to heaven!
Ling Shuangshuang recorded a paragraph and decisively uploaded it to Weibo.
Shuangshuang Little Anchor V: Sharing a Xiaobai who fell into the toilet, I feel that Xiaobai is going to heaven 233333 my Xiaobai's resentful little eyes are also cute hahahaha. [Video] [Picture]
Ling Shuangshuang posted a photo of Jiuli squatting on the toilet just now, and there was a video that would be recorded, and after posting, Ling Shuangshuang put away his mobile phone and stepped forward to help Jiuli take a bath.
As a competent master, how can you ignore your own Xiaobai, but all this is on the premise of ignoring someone's laughter while washing.
Jiu Li: Oh my God, come and kill this woman!