Chapter 75: The Flame Mountain Monkey Killing Group Moves Faster!
In other words, the author of this book is also limited, and I can't think of any good ideas except for such an old-fashioned stalk...... What intelligence, me!
[Author: What's the situation, spitting everywhere, dragged out and executed! ] ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey! When will spitting sentence Ling Chi to death...... If it's because of environmental pollution, what a mouthful of phlegm! ć
[Author: Huh? Want to know why? ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: You must know! It's me who was Ling Chi, okay, I have to let the master and I die to understand! ć
[Author: You spit out this old phlegm on a little ant on the ground! ] ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Then it won't be too late for me! ] ć
[Author: Then he scared away a beetle that was originally going to hunt ants! ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Then it won't be too late for me! ] ć
[Author: Caused a squatting yellow finch to have no success in hunting! ] ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Squatting...... Are you sure this is a skill that a bird should master? Why do I suddenly have a sense that I can open the black if I get five birds......]
[Author: The yellow finch that failed to squat is very frustrated, and it flies all over the sky......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: This is quite reasonable, after the failure of squatting, the money and level have been pulled down, it is estimated that it is an opportunity to wander around the map to find a leak gank......]
[Author: As a result, I accidentally hit a section of exposed high-voltage power line and died! ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Well, if you can't pick up the leak, it will become a thousand miles away...... Still reasonable......]
[Author: The high-voltage line caused a regional power outage, and the novice electrician in charge was nervous, and pulled the wrong brake to cause a power outage in the city...... And you. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info is the culprit! ć
[Yuwen Xiuce (with tears in his eyes): Hearing you say this, I don't think it's enough to be indignant...... But I just wanted to say that! ć
[Author: You say! ] ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: No matter how you look at it, it's the electrician's fault! ć
[Author: Yes......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Right...... I'm still sorry for you! ć
[Author: No way, it's closer to you, it's easier to catch you, you will just take it~ You can also be regarded as contributing to the peace of public opinion~]
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's not fair! I've been playing the game lately! ć
[Author: But you're ......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: What I'm saying is, I'm going to serve you! ć
[Author-Jun (smiling and taking a sip of water): I'm sorry - serve you! Whew~ Okay. Come on, you keep playing the game~]
Yuwen Xiuce wiped his face with a towel and said to Bing Miao: "Why is it that I am in a bad mood all of a sudden...... The Flame Mountain Monkey Killing Regiment is walking at a speed! ā
Bing Miao: "......"
Three hours later, Bing Miao was physically and mentally exhausted and controlled the character to return to the sect, hung up the master's task macro, and immediately collapsed on the bed, and said weakly: "You play first, I want to rest for a while......"
The monkey abuse group on the periphery of the Flaming Mountain fought for three hours!
Aside from destroying the ecological balance, Yuwen Xiuce rushed up to cut the monkey with his big iron sword, and used a very visually impactful custom combat move. That scene was too young to be entertained...... It's the same as an R-rated gore action movie......
Bing Miao followed and fought for ten minutes before she was about to collapse. Originally, I was stimulated a lot early this morning, and my mental power had been consumed to the point that I couldn't release the spiritual defense shield at all......
For the scene of the incomparably bloody incident, Bing Miao really couldn't look at it directly, that is, literally, he couldn't look at it directly......
In desperation, I had to turn my head and look at the screen with my peripheral vision. After finding a similar position, then move the afterglow away. Digitally click the spell button, and when Xiuce calls himself, turn the afterglow back......
Fortunately, since the level of the two people is stuck at level 39, they still enjoy a relatively high reward for skipping the level of monsters when they come to the periphery of the Flame Mountain to find the elite fire monkey to level up, and after three hours. Experience has accumulated a lot of experience.
After Bingmiao collapsed on the bed, Yuwen Xiuce also hung up and got up, simply packed up his things, and suddenly invited Bingmiao to eat at home.
"Huh? Why do you suddenly want to go to the house for dinner? Bingmiao was a little caught off guard by Xiu Ce's sudden attack, "You said it earlier." I brought something for my aunt and uncle in advance. ā
"It's just a meal, why is it so strenuous." Yuwen Xiuce changed his clothes three times and divided five by two, inserted his wallet into his butt pocket, and waited to drag Bingmiao out of the door.
"Wait!" Bingmiao posed as Master Shi Balagu crossed and slashed, and flatly refused to leave immediately.
Forty minutes later...... The two appeared downstairs in the dormitory.
"I usually don't have to wait so long for the main house in the house to go out......" Looking at the hands on the watch that walked extremely cheerfully, Yuwen Xiuce said with great emotion.
"The first time you saw my cousin, it took you an hour and three minutes to go out." Bingmiao straightened her collar and said lightly.
"I slept through that, can I compare to yours?"
After that, Yuwen Xiuce walked to the side of the locomotive, and only said one sentence before putting on his helmet, "Run faster in a while, or it will be cold if you don't eat." ā
"Hurry up? How fast can the emperor run? Bing Miao obviously didn't take it seriously.
Five minutes later......
Xiu Ce...... I know you have to run faster, but is it really good to drive a motorcycle at a speed of 120 km/h in a place like the imperial capital? Compared to not being able to eat a hot meal...... I'm more afraid of death......!
The speed of 120 kilometers per hour sounds a bit exaggerated, but after someone's phone call, a number of traffic arteries in the imperial capital quickly began to prohibit traffic and isolate the special passages, before and after only ten minutes, many citizens did not understand what happened at all, it was all over, and it was usually as if it was a small traffic jam that could be seen everywhere.
After Bing Miao registered the details at the outpost at the gate, he entered the residential area located in the core of the imperial capital, where the people lived were either expensive or even more expensive. That's right, it's not that it's either rich or expensive, because if you just have money, you can't live in it at all.
It looks like a normal villa residential area. However, there are five steps, one sentry, ten steps and one post, and there are patrols with loaded guns and ammunition 24 hours a day. Every time she comes here, Bing Miao will sigh from the bottom of her heart, if you are only rich, the pattern is too small, and there are really too many things in this world that you can't see even if you are rich.
The core location of the core area is Yuwen Xiuce's house.
Bingmiao can't remember how many times she has registered. Reporting identity information is called fluent, like saying tongue twisters. A young sentry couldn't hold back, accidentally laughed, and was immediately carried out into the woods by a group of big men, so frightened that Bingmiao's face turned white. It wasn't until Xiu Ce explained that there was a special confinement room over there that Bing Miao was a little relieved.
As soon as Bingmiao entered the courtyard, she smelled the smell of rice coming from the house.
[Author: Is it so fragrant!] This is a villa, you can smell the rice in the courtyard of the villa, I should praise the rice...... Or should you praise your sense of smell? ć
After an unusually hearty lunch. Xiu Ce picked up Bingmiao and entered his cabin on the second floor......
[Author: Xiuce...... Can your mom not worry about you? When you went out with Xiaohui, your mother told you not to come back too early, it's really not untargeted, young man......]
"What's going on?" As soon as Bingmiao entered the house, she asked, in the past, she usually had to chat with her uncle and aunt after eating, like Xiu Ce's excitement today, the last time she appeared was back to the first time she came to visit, and there seemed to be endless topics to talk about at that time, but now they have known each other for so many years...... It doesn't seem appropriate to say that old husbands and old wives are ...... Well. Anyway, I already know very well, what else do you want to moth?
"Bell bell bell Yuwen Xiuce mysteriously dragged out a large box from the corner.
"What's that?" Bing Miao looked at the dark black luster metal equipment in the box. Suddenly I felt very familiar, isn't the customized control equipment that Xiuce gave himself this kind of material!
"Military-industrial equipment! High technology! How could I possibly remember the name so long. Xiu Ce said confidently.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey! The guy who coded the words behind the computer, in fact, you were afraid that the name would be easy to forget, so you didn't even bother to make it up, right? Why act like I'm not IQ enough! ć
[Author: One of the major effects of the male number one is to carry the black pot to the author, if you are not happy, you can go to be the male number two! ] ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hmph! You're too underestimating my master-]
[Author: Temperance? What's the matter? I don't want to carry the black pot. You're going to rebel! The five waters, Bing Miao, that is, you, you prepare, and the next chapter starts to walk directly to the male number one. ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, hey. I'm going to say...... You also underestimate my broad back muscles, this black pot is nothing at all! E-on, sir, I'm going to carry ten! ć
[Author: Bing Miao, you wait for a while, and I'll cast a few 10,000-pound iron pots to crush this product when I turn around, and then I'll look for you~]
A certain unscrupulous male No. 1 returned from the more unscrupulous author, learned from the pain, and then devoted all his attention to the device in front of him...... So much so that ten minutes later, Bing Miao really thought that this thing in front of him was the culprit of the galactic war, the core of the power guarding the earth realm - Dragon Ball Seven in One! Abbreviated as Dragon Ball Plus!
"Something so important at home? Is it really okay? Bing Miao asked with a serious face.
Yuwen Xiuce didn't know whether to be happy or sad for a while.
Nima is a good child, and it's bad to play like this?
Well, if you don't put this thing at home, you can really summon a dragon when you put it outside to let the light shine!
Well...... Don't say it, maybe it's not good~ Do you want to give it a sneak try for a while?
If you don't say that you must actively cooperate with the treatment of the second disease and take the medicine on time, otherwise it is easy to infect others and aggravate the condition......
"With this, we might actually be able to make one of the world's greatest plugins!" Yuwen Xiuce adjusted his IQ back to the normal level, looked at Bingmiao with a smile, and said meaningfully.
"Huh? Isn't it possible to summon dragons? "Bing Miao, as a junior patient, is obviously not like Yuwen Xiuce, who can move in and out of the normal and the abnormal, and at this time, he is still immersed in how to protect the core of the Earth Realm's defense, Dragon Ball 7-in-1-plus, and can't extricate himself.
So, Yuwen Xiuce left Bing Miao a little time and let him recover by himself.
"Oh, I figured it out!" Bing Miao clenched his fist with one hand and slammed it on the palm of the other hand, and said, "After summoning the Divine Dragon, our wish is to please give us one of the greatest plug-ins in the world!" Right?! ā
Facing Bing Miao's warm eyes, obviously eager for an affirmative reply, Yuwen Xiuce felt that he couldn't find any words to describe his inner thoughts at this moment, and he couldn't find better words to pronounce it...... I just want to slap it in the face!
Since Bingmiao couldn't recover by herself, she had to use home remedies to solve it.
Yuwen Xiuce decided to use an extremely shocking news to bring Bingmiao back to reality.
"In "Legend of China Online", the use of biological microcurrent induction technology was attempted. So...... There is a possibility that an AI-like presence will appear in the game. ā
After waiting for two minutes, the home remedies did not have the desired effect.
First disturb a person's mind, bring it into the two-dimensional middle two worlds, and then use violent and shocking news to stimulate it, hoping that it will wake up as soon as possible. At present, there is only one result of this practice, which is to destroy the whole person......
Bing Miao had been stunned in place in the form of a fossil for more than five minutes, and even Yuwen Xiuce, who had read many Taoist classics and meditated and practiced, did not think that this was a simple matter. At least you don't have to open your mouth to fit an egg......
So, Yuwen Xiuce quietly walked out of the room and ran to chat with his parents and let Bingmiao stay alone for a while.
"I heard you moved into a girls' dormitory?" As soon as my mother mentioned this topic, her eyebrows were crooked. Old Man Yuwen snorted heavily on the side very unhappily, indicating that he also had something to say.
"Don't pay attention to your dad, he's an old stubborn guy who doesn't understand it at all, and now you have to hurry up when you go to college, otherwise the good girls will be picked away!" The woman kindly admonished Xiu Ce, glared at the old man Yuwen fiercely, and rejected the old man's application to speak.
So, the old man snorted even more unpleasantly, Xiuce was not idle, he snorted heartlessly, and the old man was so angry that he was looking for a blade all over the house.
Can you find a guy who beats Xiuce in a room? There must be no shortage, there are many tables, chairs, bottles, jars, but isn't Xiuce still next to it! If the old man Yuwen dares to copy the stool, his wife will probably copy the double knife......
The old man Yuwen looked for a meal and didn't find the guy who took advantage of it, and he couldn't get off the stage for a while, but at this time, his wife was still intimate, and handed over a handy object in time, which resolved the embarrassment of the old man.
So, Yuwen Xiuce disguised a terrible scream with an expressionless face, and was chased and killed all over the house by the old man holding a cotton-filled toy dog...... (To be continued.) )