Eat and drink to your heart's content, three (?) Sitting in front of the sofa, Lin Shuai found a pen and paper.

"The state has national laws, and the family has family rules, especially our messy nest, there must be strict rules, otherwise it will be messed up sooner or later."

Lin Shuai said with a serious face, focusing on Leng Xinyao, the so-called chaos of course refers to her. Engage in night attacks at every turn, in case she takes advantage of the opportunity one day, how to really do ridiculous things.

Leng Xinyao made a sound in her nose, agreeing, and secretly thought that they all lived together anyway, would I still have a chance?

Thinking of the happy place, her fingers rolled up a strand of hair and made Chen Siyi's itch, but unfortunately she was a spirit and had no consciousness.

Lin Shuai frowned and emphasized.

"If anyone makes a mistake and moves out immediately, if you don't move, I will move!"

Leng Xinyao saw that he didn't seem to be joking, so she immediately sat up straight and nodded.

"Mmmm, don't worry, you will never make a mistake!"

Lin Shuai was satisfied with her attitude, and glanced at Chen Siyi, who was paralyzed in Leng Xinyao's arms like an uncle.

"Especially you! Seriously, you don't know if you're special! ”

Chen Siyi didn't want to pay attention to Lin Shuai, but Leng Xinyao secretly pinched her, so she had to sit up and pretend to be serious.

Lin Shuai picked up the pen and neatly wrote four big characters on the white paper: "Three chapters of the law." ", and wrote a line on the side: "The final interpretation right belongs to Lin Shuai himself." ”

Leng Xinyao saw it and immediately shouted, "What does this mean, don't you have to follow the rules, why do you have special rights." ”

"Because this is my home." Lin Shuai said confidently.

"It's not fair, aren't you a big man who can't let us two weak women!" Leng Xinyao was anxious.

Lin Shuai is obviously plugging the leaks, she is still thinking about waiting for Lin Shuai to finish the rules, and then study the loopholes to do things, how can Lin Shuai compromise when she does this.

"Hey..."Lin Shuai was happy, "You two weak women? Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this! ”

"Not only is it not painful, but it is also delicious." Leng Xinyao pouted.

"Don't talk back!" Lin Shuai stretched out his hand and knocked on her head, "What I say is what I say, if you don't agree, move out!" ”

"Hmph." Leng Xinyao snorted twice and didn't dare to say anything.

Seeing this, Chen Siyi's eyes rolled, and she attached it to Leng Xinyao's ear and didn't know what she said, her face immediately turned cloudy and clear, and she laughed.

Lin Shuai knew that the two of them didn't say anything good, but they were lazy, as long as they didn't talk back to themselves openly, what Lin Shuai wanted was the majesty of "the head of the family".

I wrote a rule on a piece of paper.

"Number one, don't be rash!"

"Huh?" After writing it, Lin Shuai himself was stunned, and felt very familiar for no reason, so he wrote it easily.

"Ahem... The meaning of this rule is that neither of you are ordinary people, and you must ensure that you can't get angry easily when anything happens, because when you are angry, it means that there will be a big mess, so you must not be rash! ”

It's all written, and Lin Shuai can't erase it, so he has to make up a reason, which is quite reasonable.

"Uh-huh." Leng Xinyao nodded repeatedly, this is easy to do, she knows that her strength is not tolerated by the world, and she knows how to restrain herself.

Chen Siyi may be a little troublesome, after all, she is a new ghost who has just gained power, but as long as she doesn't leave her, it's fine.

"Second, never miss a single bad thing!"

Lin Shuai subconsciously finished writing, stopped writing, and couldn't help but look around suspiciously, what did he write about? How do you feel like someone is controlling you?

Don't think about messy things, "This article is also very easy to understand, it is written to me, and I am responsible for watching whether you cross the line or not, not only on the page." ”

Lin Shuai found a suitable reason for himself again, Leng Xinyao suddenly looked bitter, and wanted to refute but had nothing to say.

"Thirdly, the absolute referee's... Syllable. Lin Shuai slammed the pen and stopped what he was about to write, startling the two opposites.

"What's wrong?" Leng Xinyao asked.

"No... It's okay. Lin Shuai held back the terrifying feeling in his heart, waved his hand, and picked up the pen.

Looking at the few words on the paper, Lin Shuai was silent in thought.

"Third, you are not allowed to enter my room without permission."

crossed out the above one, Lin Shuai started writing again, and breathed a sigh of relief after writing it smoothly.

The strange sense of manipulation is gone.

"But... Cousin, I'm afraid of the dark. Seeing that Lin Shuai finally wrote this, Leng Xinyao said pitifully.

"Hmph." Lin Shuai glanced at her, are you afraid of the dark? Ghosts aren't afraid, you're still afraid of the dark? "I'm afraid that the two of you will sleep together, but I'm not afraid anyway."

When he said this, Lin Shuai didn't feel empty at all, what? You said that after watching a horror movie, you were so scared that you didn't dare to turn off the lights and sleep for half a month? Recognize the wrong person, you.

"Hmm... I'll sleep with you. Chen Siyi immediately wrapped herself around Leng Xinyao's body.

Because of the peculiar techniques she practiced, Leng Xinyao has a natural attraction to the soul, and she is okay, and she can't feel anything when she has a body blocking the soul.

For ghosts, this feeling is extremely strong, Chen Siyi thought it was a relationship with soul nourishing incense at first, but later found out that it was Leng Xinyao's own specialness.

That's why I like to pester her all the time, and I even want to be one with her.

"Hmm..." Leng Xinyao pouted and nodded unhappily.

"Fourth, about the time to take a bath." Lin Shuai stopped writing.

"This problem must be planned well, now the 19 Great Net Plan is very strict, we can't be caught 404 understand?"

"What is a 404?" Chen Siyi asked curiously.

"It's just that the little yellow net is harmonized." Leng Xinyao explained with experience.

"Oh..."

"I'm going to play games every day, and the shower time is uncertain, so you decide first, I'll avoid your time." Lin Shuai continued.

"Ahh I have to take a bath at a fixed time, so I like to soak in the bathtub all day. Being poked out again, Leng Xinyao retorted dissatisfiedly.

"Then fix a bathtub and soak it in your room every day!" Lin Shuai glared at her, "As long as you have a lot of business, hurry up." ”

"So... From 6 a.m. to 10 p.m., I'm not sure when to wash it. Leng Xinyao tilted her head and said in a scoundrel manner.

"......" Lin Shuai calculated the time, although Leng Xinyao's request was excessive, but it didn't seem to conflict with his biological clock......

Anyway, I have a ghost biological clock, since I played the Miracle Continent, how can I sleep and eat on time? Getting up in the middle of the night to take a shower is nothing.

"Okay, I'll try not to get close to the bathroom during this time, and the rest of the time will be mine."

Lin Shuai decided to write down the three (?) on a piece of paper. bath time.

"Fifth, dress standardly, don't open your chest and leak milk."

"I'm not so serious." Leng Xinyao's face suddenly turned red, and she whispered.

"Ahem... This article is not only about you, we are all obliged to abide by it, and I will fix my problems. ”

It's still the height of summer, and the temperature is inevitably hotter, and Lin Shuai also feels that his topless body every day is not good, so he hurriedly added.

"Sixth, on the issue of housework."

"With Chen Siyi here, it's not good for us to ask our aunt to help with cleaning, so we need to do this job..."Lin Shuai said solemnly, and half of his words were interrupted by Leng Xinyao's actions.

She snapped her fingers, and the broom and mop in the room moved automatically, tidying up the room in an orderly manner, and even the slippers scattered at the door seemed to be worn by some invisible person, and "walked" to the shoe rack step by step.

"Your ability..."Lin Shuai felt a little furious in his heart, "The ability is quite convenient, but it's a bit crazy." ”

"Just get used to it." Leng Xinyao said with a smile, snapped her fingers again, and everything in the room returned to calm.

Lin Shuai hesitated to pick up the apple that had been "automatically" purred in front of him just now and took a bite.

"The question of housework aside, sixth... I'll do the cooking! ”

Lin Shuai wanted to ask Leng Xinyao if she could cook automatically, but suddenly remembered the dark cuisine she had cooked, and decisively took the job.

Have you ever seen the "Starry Sky Pie"? If you haven't seen it, go ask Du Niang...

"Okay, good..."Lin Shuai's decision caused the two to agree, and a meal last night had completely conquered their taste buds.

Lin Shuai was secretly proud, it seems that he is really right to learn cooking, and in the future, he will be allowed to raise his own free and chubby...

"Hmm... The seventh word..."Lin Shuai thought for a while, "I can't think of it for the time being, let's put it first." ”

The purpose of his appointment with the third chapter of the law was to prevent Leng Xinyao from running into his house if something happened, and he really couldn't think of anything to stipulate.

"I would like to add to the seventh." Leng Xinyao snatched the pen, "Seventh, you can't bring unknown people of the opposite sex to your home without permission, you must get the consent of more than two people." ”

It's not over yet, Leng Xinyao continued to write.

"Eighth, everyone must be told what they are doing, and no one can go out alone without anyone else knowing."

"Huh?" Lin Shuai's eyebrows suddenly raised.

The last one is no problem, if the two of them don't move out, Lin Shuai won't dare to bring zero home, but what does this mean? Do you have to notify them when you go out on a date?

"This one doesn't work, so I have to get your consent to go out for a walk and buy groceries?" Immediately protested.

"Of course!" Leng Xinyao said as a matter of course.

"I haven't found out who possessed Sisi, do you know if there are other ghosts out there staring at you? If I don't tell me where you're going, I won't have a place to go to you if something happens! ”

"And Sisi, there are many dragons and snakes in the imperial capital, and if you can't keep it, there will be a stinky Taoist priest who can't open her eyes to find the breath, in case she is arrested indiscriminately."

Leng Xinyao's words were reasonable, Lin Shuai felt that it was wrong, but he couldn't find a rebuttal, and he didn't say anything for a long time.

Leng Xinyao gained momentum and got a little carried away.

"Ninth, it's not allowed to watch small yellow films privately, good things must be taken out and shared with everyone......"

"What is the dead girl thinking in her head all day long!"

Lin Shuai hurriedly pulled back the pen and paper, and secretly said in his heart that he wanted to delete the seeds of more than a dozen G's in the hard drive as soon as possible...