"Mario, didn't you say you had a little leg pain yesterday?"

Vardy smiled and threatened as he pinched the soft flesh of Balotelli's waist.

Balotelli bared his teeth, but he would rather die.

"Boss, don't mess with me, I know you want to play, but I still want to raise the league goal count to double digits, just one short!"

Well, it's good that young people have goals, and Vardy couldn't be embarrassed to go for the ideal youth.

"David, are you a little tired? Why don't you come down and rest in the second half? ”

Vardy turned his attention to Suazzo again.

Although Suazzo and Vardy are in the same position and should have been a competitive relationship, it would undoubtedly be a bit silly for someone to think that they are a competitor to the World Footballer of the Year, so Suazzo and Vardy also have a pretty good relationship, and usually the party is mixed up.

However, Vardy's request still made Suazo cry and laugh, and waved his hand again and again: "Don't, don't hit my attention, my girlfriend is in the stands today, you won't let me end up so disgraced!" ”

Vardy's face is full of black lines, since your girlfriend is here, but you just can't score the goal, then it is better to go straight to the field, so you can also say that your injury has affected your strength.

Vardy turned his gaze to Solari again, and if Solari noticed, his eyes immediately wandered around, but he didn't look at Vardy, and then ran straight out of the dressing room, not giving Vardy a chance to speak.

The teammates laughed, and the atmosphere in the dressing room was very relaxed without the pressure of winning or losing.

Everyone knows that Vardy must be unable to sit still, his feet are itchy, and he wants to play football, but his teammates just don't let him get his wish, which can make Vardy deflated, which is rare.

At this time, someone stood up and said very generously: "Why don't you play for me?" ”

Vardy was very happy that someone was finally willing to take the initiative to give way, and while looking back, he thought proudly in his heart: "After all, there are still good people, you bastards, all remember me!" ”

But when Vardy turned his head and saw who was the one who spoke, the smug expression on his face instantly froze.

What kind of fun are you making!

yes, Cesar is going to give up his position to Vardy, should he let Vardy come on in the second half to goal?

His teammates burst into laughter and were eager to roll on the ground, and Vardy was really ridiculed.

Faced with Vardy's murderous gaze, Cesar shrugged his shoulders and said he was innocent.

I mean it by heart!

If you don't appreciate it, then you can't blame me!

If there's a goalkeeper's possession card in the system slot right now, Jamie Wardie wouldn't mind playing with it.

Vardy looked at his team-mates who were smiling heartlessly with a dark face, and his heart was still holding back.

You forced me to do this!

Sitting on the bench in the second half, Vardy began to watch the game with full attention.

Of course, it's not about the content of the game, it's about who is more on the field.

Solari is a wave!

The two men dribbled past the ball on the flank, drawing applause from the fans, and although the final cross was equivalent to a clearance, Solari was still proud.

I was born to be great!

Solari is interpreting this sentence with practical actions.

Jamie Vardy is speechless, no goals, no assists and no help to the lead, what are you doing there?

Well, that's you!

Pulling out the tickle, Vardy took aim at Solari.

Having said that Tickle has played a lot in Vardy's games recently, Vardy really can't put it down.

Compared to many cruel props, tickling does not hurt the heavens, and most importantly, the effect is very significant, if your skin is not copper-plated, then you don't think you can hold back.

Tickling and scratching the soles of Solari's feet, at this time, Solari was surfing on the sidelines, and instantly felt that his feet were very itchy, and the whole person seemed to be dancing on an iron plate full of steel needles.

Solari's state makes everyone unaware, is this the secret of Solari's excellence, and he has to pray with strange movements before passing people?

It feels like a cannibal tribe has to dance around the food to sacrifice before cooking people to eat, which makes people shiver.

Thank you to the gods for the food I have given!

Then, Vardy sent the tickle very gently to the Solari chrysanthemum, which was really gentle......

Solari just walked out of the embarrassment of beriberi, and in the next second, the chrysanthemum began to make him scratch the itch of his heart and liver, but Solari also had hemorrhoids, and the pain and itching invaded at the same time, this feeling was simply refreshing to death!

At this time, he didn't care about being ashamed or not, so Solari hurriedly put his hand behind his back and scratched it hard.

one time

Two clicks

Three times

......

Solari's expression was full of satisfaction, as if the drug had soared.

The fans were dumbfounded, staring at this scene blankly, their faces full of incredulity.

Doesn't Solari know how to shy away from it?

Buckle your ass in such a public?

Vardy covered his mouth and smiled, looking at Solari's embarrassed look after reacting after a refreshment, this thing is probably embarrassed.

So you're not going to play yet?

Well, who doesn't have a crippled faith!

However, Vardy couldn't just be a one-man pit, and after thinking about it, Vardy shot at Cesar again.

Didn't you just tease me?

I'll make you cool too!

Anyway, it's Inter attacking, even if you run naked from behind.

Vardy gave Cesar a full set of services, from head to foot, not sparing every inch of skin, and then the fans saw that Cesar's face was about to twist into a ball, and his hands kept roaming and scratching on his body, like a monkey in a zoo scratching lice on his body, and of course, the key parts were definitely not spared.

Cesar almost didn't break down, desperate while scratching, he wouldn't have any terminal illness, right?

And the initiator, Vardy, sat on the bench and watched the show, laughing until he couldn't breathe.

Whose turn will it be this time?

Well, Suazzo just wasted a good chance to score a goal, just this footwork, let's go down obediently and practice my skills, see how I shoot!

Tickling out and swimming wildly on Su Yazuo's head, tickling Su Yazuo so much that he wanted to scratch his scalp.

The Inter players are like seeing a ghost, the first teammate behaves strangely, even if it is, the second teammate behaves strangely, and they can bear it, but the third person is still like this, doesn't it explain the problem!

Is there an outbreak of a contagious skin disease within Inter?

Before you know it, your teammates are starting to stay away from these strange guys, and it's important to make sure that you don't get infected.

And the fans in front of the TV are full of question marks in hilarity.

"Nine out of ten men itch and one is scratching. The performance of a few Inter guys speaks volumes about this fact! ”

"Is it that the water heater at the Inter training base is broken, causing the players to not take a shower for a long time?"

"Welcome to Konkull Men's Hospital London!"

......

Enough of the fuss, Vardy put away the tickling, he understood, even if he tickled them all over the ground, these bastards would definitely not end.

lamented, why is it so difficult for me to play a ball.

It seems that I really didn't have the luck to play today, so I'd better sit on the bench and watch the game honestly.

At that moment, the players on the field launched a wave of fast attacks, and the middle of the field continued to break through the Parma defence, and finally Suazzo scored a wonderful goal.

Inter are finally ahead!

Suazzo, who saw the goal, ran 50 meters wildly, rushed all the way to the stands, and compared his heart to the stands.

The fans didn't know why, thinking that Suazzo was here to interact with the fans, and cheers and applause suddenly erupted.

But Vardy and his teammates knew that this thing was interacting with the fans, and it was simply to show love to his girlfriend, because his girlfriend came to the stadium to watch the game today.

Wow, you're blatant dog food!

We must not let this product be so wasteful!

Vardy gave Ibrahimovic a look, and Ibrahimovic understood, and the two of them got up with a main force on the bench and headed for Suazzo.

Su Yazuo is happy in his heart, this goal is simply too timely, and when he goes back tonight, his girlfriend will definitely treat herself.

But before Suazzo walked back to the court, he saw a group of main players arrive in a murderous manner.

Without saying a word, he pressed Su Yazuo on the ground and beat him wildly, of course, it was just a comparison, and it was impossible to move the real thing.

However, Su Yazuo was still deliberately pulled by them so miserably, lying on the ground without love, in the state of a standard vagabond.

And what made him even more devastated was that after cleaning him up, several animals ran to the stands and compared their hearts to the stands together, which is a naked knife to snatch love!

The fans didn't know what it meant, thinking that the main players were also here to interact, so naturally the cheers were louder.

But Su Yazo understood what these bastards meant, and took down his legitimate boyfriend, and then compared his heart, doesn't this mean "This bastard has been taken care of by me, come with me, beauty!" ”

If there is a piece of tofu in front of him, then Su Yazo must hit his head and kill himself.

Enough of the trouble, the main animals walked back to the bench with a grin, leaving Suazo messy in place.

A gust of wind blows, and if it is accompanied by bleak background music, then Suazo will definitely cry very sadly.

At this time, Su Yazo was embarrassed to compare his heart, and returned to the field in a gloomy manner, with a handful of snot and tears, and endless sadness in his heart.

At this time, the cattle led by Vardy were discussing enthusiastically.

"Actually, we seem to have reversed just now, we should face Su Yazobi one by one, and then everyone will give him an affectionate kiss, completely confirm Su Yazo's identity, you say, his girlfriend can still be with him?"

"Well, that makes sense! Why don't we go to the sidelines now? ”

"Forget it, even if his life is great!"

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