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When parents knew their scores and the schools they were going to apply for, they were very happy and excited. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I am also very happy to make my parents happy, and the whole family is full of different joys.

At the very least, my mother will be able to show off to the people around her and the people in the village for a long time because of this.

Of course, if you have to go to the county seat the next day to find a strong buddy to play, there is no problem at all.

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The first day of the Dream Year

I overheard that there is a puppy named Wangcai in Jianye City, in order to cultivate immortals and become a god like Erlang God, then there must be a roaring dog; Without saying a word, ask right away. Wandering around Jianye City, Wangcai was not found, but it attracted two gangsters in the city to rob. It turned out that it was not the money that was robbed, but the cheats. I said if I had, I wouldn't be here a long time ago. They were speechless, and they turned around to leave, when I said that if you come, you will be safe. It's better to find prosperity with me, there are many people and great power, and if you find us, you will take turns to be Erlang God. One of them immediately followed, but the other said I was mentally retarded. I had to tell him that if you want to become an immortal, you have to have both form and spirit, and we must first be like. The thugs were speechless......

The second day of the Dream Year

Wangcai is always easy to find, but I have to eat a lot of steamed buns before I am willing to go with me, but my money is almost gone, what should I do? Suddenly I remembered that there was an old man at the gate of the city who wanted to buy seafood, haha...... Hearing my laughter, both of the thugs looked at me with strange eyes, and I said I had thought of a good way to make money...... Who knew that the dead thug would not be a coolie when he heard that he was alive and dead. But I was also glad and said, "Look at me if I'm more attractive than you." They listened and fainted on the spot. I said again, am I more handsome than you, and they were immediately defeated by my shamelessness.

Then I immediately told the old man who bought seafood that I should take in these two hard-working children, they are very cheap, and they don't need to be paid, they just need to have enough to eat every day.

The third day of the dream year

When I ran to the gate of the city, I found a large number of people in a circle, looking at something, curiosity drove me to go up and take a look, but there were really too many people to see, so I had to ask the uncle next to me what was going on. Uncle said that there was something dead inside, as if there was a lot of stuff next to it. Ah, a whole bunch of stuff? Now it's time to send it. But no matter how I screamed, people wouldn't get out of the way, and I said so loudly, get out of the way, it's going to be killed, it's my dad who died! Haha, this trick really worked, everyone got out of the way, I walked in and took a look, (Khan!) It turned out to be a pig, and there was a pile of pig manure next to it...... Speechless, I'm, run, it's a shame......

The fourth day of the dream year

When I came to the wilderness of Jiangnan, I saw a brother with a knife in his hand and riding a pig, but because the pig ran too fast, he finally crashed and died under a big tree. The benevolent brother was knocked into the air, performed a few somersaults in the air, and landed in front of me (I, my life is big).

Said, this tree is planted by me, this road is opened by me, this pig is raised by me, if you want to cross this road, leave the money to buy the road! I was dumbfounded and asked, are you? I'm the thief Yi Yi Wu Qi (damn it, what a weird name is this) said the thief. Me, me, that, that. Ah, look! There's a pig flying in the sky...... Where is it? Where is it? I hurriedly ran away.

The fifth day of the Dream Year

After running for three days and three nights to finally get rid of the strange man, I sat down under the tree panting, only to see a chicken rush over and crash to death under the tree, (speechless) (God is so good to me!) Haha, I haven't eaten in three days, and now ...... Ha ha! I just wanted to eat it, and I thought it wouldn't work! I'm going to wait for more than a dozen chickens to die and eat together, wouldn't it be better? But after waiting for three days and three nights, it still didn't happen, and seeing that the chicken was about to pass its expiration date, I had to take it to the river to wash and pluck the feathers. But halfway through the allocation, a servant came running up, and I immediately threw the chicken into the water. The officer came over and asked me what I was doing, and I said, I, I, oh, one of my chicken friends is bathing in the river, and I'm here to help him look at his clothes, and look, it's his hair, ah no, it's his clothes。。。。。。

The sixth day of the dream year

He was locked up in a cell in Chang'an, and was beaten several times (mainly because he couldn't tip), and was finally kicked out. Suddenly I smell a smell of meat! Bun! It must be a bun! My stomach immediately warned me that I needed to import urgently, and I immediately crawled to the door of the hotel to steal (out of money), but after stealing 100 of them, I was discovered by the boss, and then several men in black uniforms and black sunglasses appeared, and then stars began to appear on my head, and then ...... I don't know anything.

The seventh day of the dream year

When I woke up, I found that I was in a house, and there were several old bald donkeys (monks) around me, and they were very happy to see me wake up, and one of the older ones said, "Donor, you have been in a coma for four days, and it is a great pleasure that you have recovered today."

I said thank you to the abbot for saving his life, and the abbot said, Oh Buddha Buddha, saving the dead and helping the wounded is what the Buddha should do, so you don't have to say thank you.

I said thank you, abbot, but now that I'm homeless, can you take me in? The abbot said, okay, our master and apprentice are fateful, I will accept your apprentice, come, this is for the teacher to give you 500 taels of silver, as soon as I take the money, soon, I am about to drink, but the abbot stopped me, said, you have to remember our ten prohibitions in the Huasheng Temple, 1 to clock in on time at work, 2 not allowed to leave early, 3 not allowed to dye hair, 4 not allowed to wear slippers, 5 not allowed to destroy public property, 6 not allowed to marry three wives and four concubines, 7 not allowed to drink foreign wine, 8 not allowed to bet on Mark Six lottery, 9 not allowed to play with women, 10 see me to call the boss good! Ah, I fainted on the spot.

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When I sleep, I can dream a story, and I'm really drunk.

Before I got up and finished washing, the bastard came up.

"It's so late, hurry up." When the bastard saw that I was still washing, he urged.

"So early? What's the hurry? I looked at the bastard helplessly, and my mother also said, let's have breakfast together and then leave.

"Let's go down and buy something to eat, and we'll eat it when we get to the car." Bastard is completely impatient, there is really no way.

When I got to the hardening road with Badan, I wanted to eat some haggis together, but Baudan was a waste of time.

"When can't you eat steamed buns, don't eat haggis, eat some wontons and other soup and water." Sitting in the car, I looked at the bun in my hand and said helplessly to the bastard.

"Okay, don't talk about it, it's a big deal, I'll invite you to have a good meal at noon." Bastard, I can't stand my broken thoughts a little.

"This is what you said yourself, don't say anything, go to the hot pot at noon!" That's what I wanted, and I added, "Shout a few more people!" ”

"How many more people to shout? Who else are you going to shout? Bastard was surprised.

"Let's see who's shouting whom." I laughed unscrupulously.

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