Liu Yun set up the dishes and chopsticks on the table and asked Su Ziqiang, Zhang Qiqi, and Liu Xiaoyan to take a seat.

As soon as the old soup stewed fish and yellow stewed chicken were revealed, Liu Yun's burrow was immediately filled with an attractive fragrance.

Su Ziqiang was not polite, and served a bowl of braised yellow chicken to eat for himself.

Su Ziqiang said while eating: "It's really fragrant! It's much more delicious than shark fin bird's nest! ”

Liu Yun smiled bitterly: "Old Su, you are blessed a lot。。。。。 I don't know about the suffering of the people. Wasn't there a story before? said that when Zhu Yuanzhang was the emperor, he wanted to eat a dish called pearl jade and white jade soup that he had eaten when he was begging. In fact, the dish is rotten cabbage and spinach leaves stewed with rancid tofu. ”

Zhang Qiqi casually took two bites of food, and began to fiddle with her mobile phone.

Su Ziqiang said to Liu Xiaoyan: "Little niece, you have a good mouth, you have a father who is so good at cooking." ”

Xiao San'er Zhang Qiqi suddenly dropped her chopsticks and shouted: "! ”

This "" scared Liu Yun, Su Ziqiang, and Liu Xiaoyan a lot.

"What's wrong with the baby?" Su Ziqiang asked.

Zhang Qiqi said loudly: "My live broadcast today was recorded by a fan named Messi riding a mule and posted it to Tomato Video Network!" Now the number of hits has exceeded 30,000!"

Tomato.com is the largest video website in China. In just a few hours, there were 30,000 views, and Liu Yun's outstanding video was pushed to the homepage of the website!

Because there is a room number in Zhang Qiqi's live broadcast room in the video, Zhang Qiqi's fans in the live broadcast room immediately grew to more than 5,000 people!

Zhang Qiqi seemed to have discovered a mountain of gold: "My brother Liu, now you have really become an Internet celebrity!" ”

Zhang Qiqi opened the video barrage. There is everything said in the barrage.

"This uncle is simply a man of God!"

"The master is in the folk, it's not fake at all!"

“6666666666666”

"Uncle is a little older, otherwise he will rely on this skill to work directly in the five major leagues!"

"Come on, you guys don't know football. This uncle plays freestyle football, which is not practical in the professional league at all. ”

"Saying that Uncle is freestyle football and is a showmanship, let me ask you, Xiao Luo's ox tail, Zidane's Marseille slalom, and Da Luo's bicycle is not a fancy shelf?"

Zhang Qiqi said excitedly: "Uncle, do you know what level it is to have 30,000 views on a two-hour video?" Even those popular online dramas have this number of clicks. ”

Liu Yun has no idea about 30,000 hits: "What's the use? There is no proper food to eat. ”

Zhang Qiqi said angrily: "Oh, Brother Liu, it's the Internet era. You can make a lot of money if you become famous! You're a big name now! ”

When Zhang Qiqi spoke, Su Ziqiang was burying his head in eating yellow stewed chicken. She carried Su Ziqiang behind her back and secretly threw a wink at Liu Yun.

After the four of them finished eating, Su Ziqiang and Zhang Qiqi said goodbye. Zhang Qiqi took the initiative to add Liu Yun's WeChat. Liu Yun doesn't even know what WeChat is. Helpless, Zhang Qiqi could only ask for his mobile phone number.

Liu Yun cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, wiped the table and asked Liu Xiaoyan to do her homework.

Liu Yun's broken Nokia sounded the voice of information. Liu Yun opened: "HI, Brother Liu, I'm Qiqiya, can you play football live in my live broadcast room again?" ”

Liu Yun fiddled for a long time before he played well: "I'm about to play a game in the district, and I don't necessarily have time."

Unexpectedly, Zhang Qiqi replied directly: "Oh, good brother, you can help my sister。。。。。 As long as you promise me, we can make an appointment。。。。。 ”

Although Zhang Qiqi has a big chest, she is not brainless. She understood that Su Ziqiang's support for her was just a physical transaction. A rich person like Su Ziqiang will never take a girl like her to heart. After a few months, when he gets tired of playing, he will definitely kick himself away. At that time, she will only have to exchange the contract for a reward.

In these years, only if you are famous, become an Internet celebrity, and make a lot of money is the safest.

In just two or three hours, Liu Yun's video of playing football has broken 50,000 views on Tomato.com. His live broadcast room also followed suit, and there were six or seven thousand more fans. If you can get in touch with Liu Yun, a new Internet celebrity uncle, then you can become famous with me!

But she forgot, how did Liu Yun, a forty-five-year-old and half-old man, know what "about" meant?

Liu Yun asked Liu Xiaoyan: "Girl, what do you young people mean by the covenant?" ”

Liu Xiaoyan smiled evilly: "What's the matter, Dad... Is someone asking you out? ”

Liu Yun saw her daughter with a wicked smile on her face, and knew that "about" was not a good word: "No." What does that mean exactly? ”

Liu Yun smiled and said, "It's what it means to sleep." In your words at the time, it was to mess with men and women. ”

Liu Yun was stunned! That Zhang Qiqi, whether she dresses or speaks, is a vixen. But the fox spirits are all big money, what are you doing to seduce yourself, a half-old man who has no money and no power?

Liu Yun replied: "No." ”

I have to say that Zhang Qiqi, an anchor who wants to be famous, is really cheap, and she actually replied: "Good brother, it's a pity that you don't have WeChat." Today they are wearing black lace underwear. If you have WeChat, I can send it to you. ”

Liu Yun is just an ordinary old man, not Liu Xia Hui. Never before has such a young and beautiful woman seduced herself. Zhang Qiqi's text message teased him for a while.

But soon he came to his senses. He is just a poor person, and getting into a fox spirit like Zhang Qiqi will only harm himself. Besides, Zhang Qiqi is now hooking up with Su Ziqiang. There is a way that a friend's wife cannot be deceived.

Besides, he was a soldier and has a simple moral outlook. If this kind of thing doesn't sound good, it's called breaking shoes! Shame on broken shoes!

Seeing that Liu Yun didn't reply, Zhang Qiqi sent a more explicit text message: "You'll broadcast live again!" Good brother, sister, please. As long as you promise people, you can do whatever you want. People are doing a good job. ”

Liu Yun gave these unsightly text messages goosebumps.

Liu Yun knew that if she didn't agree to Su Qiqi, she would send more explicit text messages to herself. How bad would it be if my daughter saw it?

Liu Yun had to reply to one: "You can broadcast it again, don't make an appointment." ”

Liu Yun didn't know that in the ten minutes he was texting with Su Qiqi, the video of himself playing football had risen by tens of thousands of hits on Tomato.com!

Liu Yun's passing video has become the 24-hour hot search champion of Tomato Network that month!

The reason why netizens like this video so much is simple. In these years, there is no more speculation about the counterattack of the sling. Middle-aged people are more inspirational when they counterattack! And his gorgeous footwork is the capital of the counterattack! In addition, Messi rode a mule to match this video with a violent BGM - "Proud Boy".

"In the blink of an eye, everything has changed.

A new beginning, a new world is just around the corner. ”

In the explosive BGM background music, the forty-five-year-old half-old man used this gorgeous footwork to pass people, and everyone who watched this video was enthusiastic.

On several other portals, someone even started to doxx Liu Yun!

The power of the network is powerful, and soon, everyone found out that Liu Yun was once a player of the Bayi team.

The official of Tomato Network even changed the name of the video to: "The gorgeous footwork of the retired uncle of the Bayi team is not inferior to the current international player. ”

Liu Yun has really become an Internet celebrity now!