Chapter 58: More People Bully Less
The scene was silent, the pins could be heard, and the atmosphere was tense.
The two came to the center of the lobby, and the shopkeeper said embarrassedly, "Ladies and gentlemen, this inn has never made a dish stuffed with human flesh, and the tooth just now was lost by our chef. ”
At the same time, the burly man holding a kitchen knife grinned, revealing a missing front tooth, seeing this scene, a sound of relief sounded in the lobby, and the hanging heart finally let go.
"Shopkeeper, you're trying to scare us to death, you really think it's a black shop."
"Just now I thought I was going to be made into minced meat, I was so scared, I don't believe it, I broke out in a cold sweat on my palms."
"I didn't say that you are the shopkeeper, you have to clean up the food in the future, otherwise your reputation will deteriorate, and your business will probably be very bleak."
"Yes.. Be... Be! The shopkeeper showed a smiling face and hurriedly responded, then picked up the tools and came to Lu Bixin's table to clean it in person, and instructed the chef to "hurry up and make a table for these two guest officers." ”
In the end, it turned out to be an oolong, which made Lu Bixin think to himself, 'It seems that this world is not hopeless, but my nerves have been too tense recently. I didn't think about anything, I watched the sunset happily and quietly, and enjoyed the dinner elegantly.
The night is bleak, the bright moon is half hidden and half visible in the sky, and from time to time she will hide in the clouds, Lu Bixin sat quietly by the window, admiring the moonlight, and then a beautiful girl with long black straight hair in vacuum pajamas, Xue Ying came to the side barefoot.
Confused, he asked, "Sister Bixin, what are you looking at?" With a lollipop in his mouth, he couldn't stop at all, he wasn't afraid of tooth decay or anything, and he had a faint smile on his cute face, and he was very happy.
Looking back, I saw Xue Ying at this time, Bixin's eyes like autumn water, flashed a glimmer of light, and I secretly said in my heart: "The beautiful scenery of a good day, the spring night is worth a thousand gold, hehe!" ’
Slowly got up and took Xue Ying's hand, walked to the bed, and said casually, "I didn't see anything, let's rest late at night!" ”
"Hmm..."Lu Xueying, a beautiful black girl, responded in a low voice, her eyes revealing sleepiness.
On the bed, the two of them hugged each other and lay down, although they were separated by soft long black straight hair, but their hands could still feel the baby-like touch of the beautiful girl, which was really unforgettable, but unfortunately they couldn't go further, so they had to enjoy this feeling and slowly fall asleep...
The next morning, the two girls came down from the inn, but found that the lobby was empty today, which was very strange, but they didn't think much about it, and came to the counter to settle the bill.
The shopkeeper flicked the abacus for a while, raised his head and said with a smile, "Guest officer, a total of one hundred and nine spirit stones, and I will give you a hundred spirit stones to collect from you." ”
One hundred lower grade spirit stones, in this mundane world, that is a huge fortune, you must know that an ordinary empire can only take out tens of thousands of lower grade spirit stones at most, which is not a small amount.
'Although I don't lack spirit stones, you want me to be the big one?' Don't talk about the door, even the seam won't be given to you,' said secretly, Lu Bixin's expression was indifferent, and she asked with a smile, "Trouble the shopkeeper to explain to us, what room and what kind of food, is it worth a hundred spirit stones?" At the same time, he took out his glasses and put them on, and silently came to a live broadcast.
Keeping a smile, the shopkeeper began to explain to himself, "The dragon and phoenix dumplings that the guest officer ate yesterday have a spirit stone for each of them, a total of thirty spirit stones, and two spirit stones per catty of dragon elbows, a total of ten spirit stones.... etc., a total of one hundred and nine spirit stones, please pay the bill! ”
After listening, Lu Bixin immediately became not calm, slapped on the counter, and asked, "Are you clearly stealing customers?" Calculate by one, on pounds, and there is such an algorithm for eating? ”
In the live broadcast room, the chat box is extremely hot, and the number of online people is not about 1,000 before, but 380,000, which shows that its sales are hot, and so many have been sold in such a short time.
"There is still this algorithm for eating? I've never heard that this shopkeeper really knows how to play. ”
"That's called death, with the vigilance of the fairy, in the future, this kind of profiteer black shop, I will see one and destroy the other."
"The behavior of +1 is so heinous that it must be cured."
.... The shopkeeper didn't know that he was already famous, and when he heard that Lu Bixin didn't want to pay the bill, his face suddenly became gloomy, and he said in a dark voice: "I don't know what it means, but that's probably what it means, if you pay the bill, you can get out of this inn alive, otherwise..."
Casting a look at the dead man, the shopkeeper continued, "Otherwise, it will be a big living person when you come in, and it will be a handful of green ashes when you go out, I advise you to think about it." As soon as the words fell, twelve foundation building monks appeared around them, staring at the two of them with unkind eyes.
"Yesterday I thought I was thinking too much, it seems that I am thinking less, this is not only a black shop, but also a black shop with a background in cultivating immortals." Thinking so in his heart, Dantian was not in a hurry, and his face was full of confidence.
came to a table and sat down, took out a photo jade slip, activated the projection of a map, there was a red dot in it, and then jokingly said, "There are more people and fewer people are bullying, I'm so afraid!" What to do? ”
This picture attracted many fans in the live broadcast room, which was excited, eager to cross thousands of mountains and rivers, and took the heads of these people, but his own cultivation was not enough, so he had to vent in the chat box.
"How dare you bully us that there are few Bixian fans? Give me +1 if you can get a stick of incense, remember to step on the shopkeeper's face for me. ”
“+2...”
"+112, the fairy is waiting for me, half a candle will arrive."
... The shopkeeper was obviously impatient waiting at this time, and opened his mouth to urge, "Now it's two hundred spirit stones, add one hundred for every extra minute, at most one stick of incense time, if you can't take out the spirit stone, then let's be cool enough first, and chop it to make meat filling." ”
Regarding the threat of a dead man, Bi Xin said that everything is a floating cloud, completely ignoring the threat of the shopkeeper, and secretly said, "I just want to be a female nerve quietly, uh~ It seems to say one more word, do it or something, and leave it to someone else!" ’
Then she took out a pot of spiritual tea, called on the power of fans, brewed it, and sent out a light fragrance of tea, which made people smell refreshed and relaxed, and then tasted tea and waited for the fans to arrive.
With Bi Xin by her side, Lu Xueying, a beautiful girl with long black straight hair, allowed a lollipop, and looked completely carefree, like a candy eater who didn't know the truth.
The twelve Zhuji monks around him seemed to be unable to stand the behavior of the two, and scolded angrily: "Still pretending, looking so ugly, let me play, I'm still dirty." ”
Another monk answered, "Although people are ugly, don't they have a good-looking sister?" I can only let it do it for me, haha..."
"Haha...", the voice suddenly stopped, the monk's dantian was pierced by a flying sword from nowhere, his eyes were full of fear, and then the whole person turned into a cloud of poisonous water, corroding the hall into a bottomless hole, which made the other eleven monks leak nervousness.
'Thousands of miles away to take the enemy's head, cultivating immortals is worthy of being able to overwhelm other types of existence. Bi Xin made an evaluation in her heart, remembering a sentence that was once popular in China, "Everything is inferior, only the cultivation of immortals is high." ”